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- let's not pretend it wasn't to give eyecandy to the nerds and …
>implying this is something wrong
who's implying that?
"Tween" is a bullcrap marketing term. "Teenager" barely makes sense from a practical standpoint as it is.
You're my eye candy
let's not act like that's a bad thing. this whole fantasy genre was spawned by losers. why shouldn't they be catered to a bit? as if hot girls don't have enough interests
oh definitely. But it's such a farce when people go "but it's in context in the plot!'' and refuse to recognize the raunchiness
it does work for the plot. a fat slob thing wanted her as a slave.
but yeah who the hell cares about plot. it's art not the scientific method
I'm not saying it doesn't work as the plot, I'm saying Lucas probably had his hands in his pant pockets at the writing session
Wrong. It was her idea completely. He was originally going for slave rags for her, but she thought she'd look ugly in them and since she went into trouble getting tanned and fit.
Who fucking cares.
Men like to see tits and ass. I like to see tits and ass. Nice tits and ass are sexy and they turn me on. Therefore I like seeing them, and I'm not going to apologize about it. I don't care if the bikini outfit was fanservice for men. I like it. No apologies.
i didn't ask for an apology man, do what you gotta do
im not that anon. but i will say i think people put creepy intentions into why someone made something sexy instead of boring. it's just more fun.
like one thing i can't stand is emelia clarke simple because she forced a no nudity clause in her contract now. like bitch you're on HBO. i actually find you ugly and you have terrible tits but it's freaking HBO and the point of the show is to show how ugly or degrading the world is. and you want to have sex scenes with no nudity like you're on the CW with a target audience of teen girls
- as cringey as what it's parodying
- gee man watch out this is so controversial!
new gun control rules can...
- >people actually fell off the edge of the base
- mike wazozwski!
- where's the fun then? it's just pausing time and pressing x to win
I dunno, I tend to alternate. But I quite enjoy some of the VATS kills. I have a video montage of people's heads getting rocket launchered in slow motion and it will never stop being entertaining to me. I guess I do it because I find it fun? Not because it's easy to win, as you say.
- adc's going mid nowadays is ******* up my groove
dragon trainer tristana
- you ain't getting no loli period
- no tara i just want duct tape
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