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#46 - why such formalism  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
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#49 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
You mean the way we treat our flag?
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#50 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i mean, there's whole guidelines to how to get rid of it respectfully
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#51 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought that's pretty standard for any flag of any country. A lot of good men and women died fighting for the creation of our nation and ultimately that sacrifice gave birth to our flag.
#44 - just trying to grasp the logic, is all. Which still is quite f…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
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#45 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
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#46 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
why such formalism
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#49 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
You mean the way we treat our flag?
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#50 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i mean, there's whole guidelines to how to get rid of it respectfully
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#51 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought that's pretty standard for any flag of any country. A lot of good men and women died fighting for the creation of our nation and ultimately that sacrifice gave birth to our flag.
#40 - a country where people get mad if the flag touches the ground?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
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#42 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Are you required to destroy the flag if it touches the ground?

The Flag Code states that the flag should not touch anything beneath it, including the ground. This is stated to indicate that care should be exercised in the handling of the flag, to protect it from becoming soiled or damaged. You are not required to destroy the flag when this happens. As long as the flag remains suitable for display, even if washing or dry-cleaning is required, you may continue to display the flag as a symbol of our great country.
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#44 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
just trying to grasp the logic, is all. Which still is quite foreign to me
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#45 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
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#46 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
why such formalism
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#49 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
You mean the way we treat our flag?
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#50 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i mean, there's whole guidelines to how to get rid of it respectfully
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#51 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought that's pretty standard for any flag of any country. A lot of good men and women died fighting for the creation of our nation and ultimately that sacrifice gave birth to our flag.
#39 - that IS pretty neat 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
#37 - so it's the thought that counts? even if someone did it with p…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
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#38 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
It's OK, America is a free country
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#40 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
a country where people get mad if the flag touches the ground?
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#42 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Are you required to destroy the flag if it touches the ground?

The Flag Code states that the flag should not touch anything beneath it, including the ground. This is stated to indicate that care should be exercised in the handling of the flag, to protect it from becoming soiled or damaged. You are not required to destroy the flag when this happens. As long as the flag remains suitable for display, even if washing or dry-cleaning is required, you may continue to display the flag as a symbol of our great country.
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#44 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
just trying to grasp the logic, is all. Which still is quite foreign to me
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#45 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
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#46 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
why such formalism
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#49 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
You mean the way we treat our flag?
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#50 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i mean, there's whole guidelines to how to get rid of it respectfully
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#51 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought that's pretty standard for any flag of any country. A lot of good men and women died fighting for the creation of our nation and ultimately that sacrifice gave birth to our flag.
#25 - well **** i'll watch that too  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 0
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#27 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2016) [-]
The ending is shit, but the rest is actually pretty decent. Besides Buscemi, who acts like a normal person even, he doesn't even have his usual cast of friends in it.
#24 - i kinda like click, in fact i'll say i like it more than billy… 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 +18
#10 - yeah but in some cases it's shocking, is all 05/21/2016 on Because obviously we are... 0
#13 - which is why i have nothing against spock or the dudes from dr… 05/21/2016 on Star Wars Rogue One 0
#19 - ran out of ad space so you settled for the content space? 05/21/2016 on "DOOM's going to suck",... +2
#11 - at least not full on autistic like spock but fair enough  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Star Wars Rogue One 0
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#12 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
>autistic
>uses FJ
Glass houses son
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#13 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
which is why i have nothing against spock or the dudes from drive and nightcrawler, daughter
#7 - actually for once you CAN blame genetics. A lot of pure bred d…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Because obviously we are... 0
#57 - anon (05/22/2016) [-]
But when it comes to bad genetics in dogs it's heart and joint problems.
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#22 - flamingopher (05/22/2016) [-]
Still doesn't mean you let the dog become a fatty mcfatfat. Mutt masterrace.
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#31 - herecomesjohnny (05/22/2016) [-]
ye man, mutts!
#12 - iateapenguin (05/21/2016) [-]
For sure, but with most breeds it's not hard to keep them a healthy size. What some people do to their dogs is fucking disgraceful (pic related)

The way they've been inbred to oblivion is just as cruel though, tbh. My boyfriend has a pug and it constantly sounds like it's snoring due to the breathing problems
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#42 - syntheticdoll (05/22/2016) [-]
Any short-faced dog has it bad. I saw a guy on the street with two dogs which looked like a mix between a french bulldog and a pug and its body was quite big and short compared to the rest, idk how this breed is called butt hey sounded like snorting pigs.
#9 - innocentbabies (05/21/2016) [-]
Most dogs looked nothing like they do today, pugs get the worst of it, though.
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#10 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
yeah but in some cases it's shocking, is all
#9 - that trailer just showed her face twice, what are you already …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Star Wars Rogue One +1
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#10 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
I've seen other trailers where she says a little bit more and she seems robotic
Also I disliked Force Awakens so I have no hope for future Star Wars movies
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
at least not full on autistic like spock but fair enough
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#12 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
>autistic
>uses FJ
Glass houses son
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#13 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
which is why i have nothing against spock or the dudes from drive and nightcrawler, daughter
#6 - you ever hear of keanu reeves? action movie stars never needed…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Star Wars Rogue One +1
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#28 - ShoMinimamoto (05/22/2016) [-]
Yeah you can fuck right off with that. Keanu Reeves is amazing and his theater performances are literally magical to watch
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#8 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
But I want them to have charisma
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#9 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
that trailer just showed her face twice, what are you already complaining about?
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#10 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
I've seen other trailers where she says a little bit more and she seems robotic
Also I disliked Force Awakens so I have no hope for future Star Wars movies
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
at least not full on autistic like spock but fair enough
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#12 - omegafriend (05/21/2016) [-]
>autistic
>uses FJ
Glass houses son
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#13 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
which is why i have nothing against spock or the dudes from drive and nightcrawler, daughter
#20 - that's my boy was exactly the sort of raunchy irreverent flick…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 +5
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#21 - retardedboss (05/21/2016) [-]
Just go with it was also not horrible. And the new movie he has coming out on netflix seems like it'll be pretty good.
#16 - an adam sandler marathon seems pretty great to be honest  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Ghostbusters 2016 +44
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#23 - nachobeldavid (05/21/2016) [-]
Enjoy Spanglish, Click, and Pixels, nerd
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#47 - BmanX (05/21/2016) [-]
Click is fucking great
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#24 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i kinda like click, in fact i'll say i like it more than billy madison which is the most overrated
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#19 - gomugomuno (05/21/2016) [-]
not the last 10 years tho grown ups and dont mess with zohan were ok but the rest was trash
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#22 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2016) [-]
Cobbler wasn't that bad actually. Didn't even feel like an Adam Sandler movie
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#25 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
well shit i'll watch that too
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#27 - pokemonstheshiz (05/21/2016) [-]
The ending is shit, but the rest is actually pretty decent. Besides Buscemi, who acts like a normal person even, he doesn't even have his usual cast of friends in it.
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#20 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
that's my boy was exactly the sort of raunchy irreverent flick he did younger
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#21 - retardedboss (05/21/2016) [-]
Just go with it was also not horrible. And the new movie he has coming out on netflix seems like it'll be pretty good.
#6 - i'm definitely not an overwatchfag, but how has the community …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Gimmie Overwatch Early +4
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#8 - erotictentacle (05/21/2016) [-]
Prolly just one of those TF2 elitists that think everyone who likes overwatch is an asshole that should like the superior game that is TF2
#25 - isn't it a bit.....disrespectful to use coins as US stars? i'm…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/21/2016 on American Flag Coin Thing 0
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#36 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
No because ultimately what he is saluting is our glorious flag.
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#37 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
so it's the thought that counts? even if someone did it with period blood?
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#38 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
It's OK, America is a free country
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#40 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
a country where people get mad if the flag touches the ground?
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#42 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Are you required to destroy the flag if it touches the ground?

The Flag Code states that the flag should not touch anything beneath it, including the ground. This is stated to indicate that care should be exercised in the handling of the flag, to protect it from becoming soiled or damaged. You are not required to destroy the flag when this happens. As long as the flag remains suitable for display, even if washing or dry-cleaning is required, you may continue to display the flag as a symbol of our great country.
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#44 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
just trying to grasp the logic, is all. Which still is quite foreign to me
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#45 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
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#46 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
why such formalism
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#49 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
You mean the way we treat our flag?
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#50 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
i mean, there's whole guidelines to how to get rid of it respectfully
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#51 - ronyx (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh, I thought that's pretty standard for any flag of any country. A lot of good men and women died fighting for the creation of our nation and ultimately that sacrifice gave birth to our flag.
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#33 - themurp (05/21/2016) [-]
The coins have state pictures on them, one for each of the fifty. The stars represent the same states, so it's fine.
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#39 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
that IS pretty neat
#13 - i bet that gm didn't feel in charge 05/21/2016 on Traditional Memes +4
#38 - family guy didn't issue the dmca 05/21/2016 on Fox Steals Video From YT,... +5
#24 - dude he's still real buff at the end of kickass 2 05/21/2016 on Lyoc Erysi Aboffasa 0
#1436078 - the prank warranted murder? really?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1436339 - paintedgorilla (05/21/2016) [-]
Nah they where just annoying teenagers in a video game.
It's not like id wish death upon them if they where real.
#1436077 - holy **** guys. Fire Emblem: Conquest is hard. Fire Emblem: Co… 05/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Mermaid Monstergirls Comp. +1
#65 - thechosentroll (05/21/2016) [-]
I'm a strong, independent ADC, who don't need no support.
#3659 - dude i don't know, i uninstalled the game for exams and i don'… 05/21/2016 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2799 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
sayonara zetsubou sensei wallpaper 1
#2796 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper final
#2777 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
wiki banner final HOT DAMN 3.5
#2768 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
tatami galaxy wallpaper 1 final
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paprika wallpaper 1
#2791 to #2724 - herecomesjohnny (08/13/2014) [-]
alt
#2703 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/05/2014) [-]
quote for wp: "People of Earth, rejoice! Keiji Kiriya just found another can opener! Act now, and for every Rita Vratasky-brand can opener you purchase, you'll recieve a second Keiji Kiriya-brand can opener at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!" -All You Need Is Kill
#2839 to #2703 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
All You Need Is Kill wallpaper 1

(eh)
#2626 to #1901 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#2643 to #2626 - herecomesjohnny (08/02/2014) [-]
what
come on tell me
#2644 to #2643 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I posted there on accident
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#2570 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2014) [-]
kill la kill wallpaper 2
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alt
#2521 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/09/2014) [-]
note to self: potential wallpaper
#2797 to #2521 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper 1
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mawaru penguindrum wallpaper 1
#2510 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2014) [-]
best monogirl wp
#2487 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/04/2014) [-]
3x3 fish version
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redline wallpaper 1
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redline wallpaper 2
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ping pong wallpaper 1
#2196 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/13/2014) [-]
kill la kill wallpaper 1 final
#1950 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
Jyoshikausei wallpaper 1
#1965 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
jyoshikausei wallpaper 2
#2138 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: fix the shading
#1968 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
yeorgh & yusay
yeah i think i'm gonna stop pestering with the mentions and let people just check whatever when going on the profile
#1969 to #1968 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
I like this one more, eyebrows has more focus.
#1970 to #1969 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
still in denial that retard girl is the best eh
#1971 to #1970 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Even Gahara agrees with me, stop fighting it johnny.
#1951 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
yusay, yeorgh, if you wanna, whatever
#1953 to #1951 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Green is too bright.
#1956 to #1953 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
#1957 to #1956 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Actually the main issue right now is that my monitor is a lot taller than it is wide so this happens.
#1959 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
need help or you good?
#1960 to #1959 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm good thanks, just cut it up a bit.
#1958 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
way to make jyoshikausei wallpapers look creepy
#1954 to #1953 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
But i'll take it since it's simple.
#1955 to #1954 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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#1946 to #1945 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 2 thumb fixed
#1948 to #1946 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri wallpaper 2
damn that's easier on the eyes
#1984 to #1949 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 3
#2139 to #1984 - herecomesjohnny (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: guy isn't clean enough
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#1903 to #1902 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
hey yusay i think i'm happy with this one
#1904 to #1903 - yusay ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Not clean enough for me.
#1905 to #1904 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
as in it's not polished enough or just the cluttered structure?
#1906 to #1905 - yusay ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Both. I just use a 1920x1080 version of this.
#1907 to #1906 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
hmpfh.
#3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
It annoys me so ******* much that pat refuses to read the descriptions of magic items
#3658 to #3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
"Hey Pat who's that guy over there called John"
"Oh that's Jerry he's like super cool and stuff"
Pat's getting more wrong as these videos go on, how do you do it giinthir
#3660 to #3658 - giinthir (05/22/2016) [-]
Pay attention to the playthrough to the extent that he pays attention to the game himself
#3661 to #3660 - desacabose ONLINE (05/22/2016) [-]
I like the cut of your jib
#3659 to #3658 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
dude i don't know, i uninstalled the game for exams and i don't wanna spoil myself
#3655 - bluboyrulez (05/21/2016) [-]
Hey, can you post your avatar for me please?
I think it's really cute :3
#3656 to #3655 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
GIF
no prob
#3653 - desacabose ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
[Name of place]
Pat: This isn't place
>Sit at bonfire
[Bonfire of Name of place]
Pat: This can't be place
#3654 to #3653 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
WITH having played it already? sheesh.
#3646 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Are you watching the Dark 3 lp
#3647 to #3646 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
mildly
#3648 to #3647 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 Part 12 "Blind lp"
#3649 to #3648 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
i'm going to uni tho
#3650 to #3649 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
>Hit by leeches and instantly pulls out the torch
It's like that time he coincidentally found the illusory wall in bloodborne
#3651 to #3650 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
s-some of us trudged through the cathedral leeches the hard way
#3652 to #3651 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
I saw a message that told me to try torch
Pat just used his magic
#3643 - desacabose ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
I got invaded by someone called Pat Hunter
I can only assume it was giinthir
#3645 to #3643 - herecomesjohnny (05/03/2016) [-]
>pat's' char in his ds playthrough
>ginger and bald
#3644 to #3643 - giinthir (05/03/2016) [-]
Like I'd ever make a build, or give myself a name without liking it.
#3640 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
MGO is super dead and I keep being put into 3v1 matches
**** off MGO
#3641 to #3640 - herecomesjohnny (02/16/2016) [-]
awwwww

in other news after 70 hours i finally finished chapter 1 and what the **** skullface isn't with us for the long ride?
#3642 to #3641 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
It's still kind of fun I guess
#3639 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
I'm gonna try MGO
#3638 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2016) [-]
I finally did everything in Ground Zeroes
#3629 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Guess who's going nuclear
#3630 to #3629 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
aw yeah and mgo is go, too
#3631 to #3630 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Isn't MGO like super dead
#3633 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
nah nah mate, listen, it's brand spanking new with mgsV
#3632 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
what? danield was super hyped about it
#3626 - yeorgh ONLINE (02/12/2016) [-]
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You like stuff with kids right? cus this one is bitching johnny, bitching.
#3627 to #3626 - herecomesjohnny (02/12/2016) [-]
>you like stuff with kids?
way to make me sound pedo, man
but cool, i'll give it a shot, got nothing to read these days
#3628 to #3627 - yeorgh ONLINE (02/12/2016) [-]
It's alright, I don't judge.
#3634 to #3628 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
does he shack up with rice girl?
#3636 to #3634 - yeorgh ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
No idea but nothing yet.
#3635 to #3634 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
so they cook? it's a thing about cooking together? that's pretty nice
#3637 to #3635 - yeorgh ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
It's happy family cooking.