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#28 - still freakish  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2016 on This angers me so much 0
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#29 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
If you still think that after that description, I don't know what to say. Maybe I could offer you a piece of the cake we made one time?
#31 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
i never say no to fedex'd cake
#93 - i'm not american what's with the you  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2016 on Fun fact 0
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#96 - baronvonhuckle (06/30/2016) [-]
Just like this anonfag below: "We have to go be the most important country now".

Is he the president? Or the secretary of defense? Does he she/whatever design aeroplanes, weapons state of the art computers? Does little anon here find the cures to deadly viruses or diseases? Probably not. So in your own words he has no right to proclaim "we" when referring to the "most important nation on earth", unless he helped make it great. If he is just ordinary scum like you and me, then maybe for once, he should keep his American mouth shut.
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#97 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
to be honest that's replying to the canadian commentor who was way more agressive about it
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#94 - baronvonhuckle (06/30/2016) [-]
This is just a general rant.

The Americans on this site crap on about how great their country is, but as soon as anyone from another country pipes up, they get shut down. The British Empire DID run the world, just as America likes to think it does now. Empires come and go, but British people have every right to be proud of their nation's achievements as any American on this site.
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#95 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
i think the brits and canadiansare way more showwy than the americans
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#98 - baronvonhuckle (06/30/2016) [-]
I don't agree.

I believe it to be the opposite. Commonwealth countries tend to take the piss out of themselves more, but evidence of national pride seems far and few between to me.
#26 - fruit on pizza? ew no  [+] (4 new replies) 06/30/2016 on This angers me so much 0
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#27 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
See the thing about that is the sauce is strawberry preserves. Basically everything on it was as follows: strawberry puree (from the bar), brown sugar (we use it in one of our sauces), chopped flying cookie dough (one of our two dessert options on the menu, the other is cotton candy), pineapple (duh), cream cheese (it's a pizza topping, apparently it goes great with one of our specialty pizzas but I've never tried it), orange juice mixed with brown sugar (OJ from the bar, brown sugar from see above), and chocolate syrup (topping for the flying cookies). I feel the same about fruit on regular pizza, but it kinda made sense in this case.
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#28 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
still freakish
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#29 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
If you still think that after that description, I don't know what to say. Maybe I could offer you a piece of the cake we made one time?
#31 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
i never say no to fedex'd cake
#24 - well i guess OP will take pictures of you angrily, watch out  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2016 on This angers me so much 0
#25 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
Let him come. I will continue to gleefully brag. dessert pizza made using only ingredients in a pizzaria that does not serve a dessert pizza.
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#26 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
fruit on pizza? ew no
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#27 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
See the thing about that is the sauce is strawberry preserves. Basically everything on it was as follows: strawberry puree (from the bar), brown sugar (we use it in one of our sauces), chopped flying cookie dough (one of our two dessert options on the menu, the other is cotton candy), pineapple (duh), cream cheese (it's a pizza topping, apparently it goes great with one of our specialty pizzas but I've never tried it), orange juice mixed with brown sugar (OJ from the bar, brown sugar from see above), and chocolate syrup (topping for the flying cookies). I feel the same about fruit on regular pizza, but it kinda made sense in this case.
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#28 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
still freakish
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#29 - datassman (06/30/2016) [-]
If you still think that after that description, I don't know what to say. Maybe I could offer you a piece of the cake we made one time?
#31 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
i never say no to fedex'd cake
#23 - or.... or she likes taking pics of pizza. Calm down. 06/30/2016 on This angers me so much 0
#11 - i didn't get how holding the phone like that ended up with thi… 06/30/2016 on haikyuu fanart +1
#289 - you guys want a national parade just to be pissy against tumblr? 06/30/2016 on LGBTQP extremists +1
#1459511 - but what about conker  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1459544 - frenzyhero (06/30/2016) [-]
I don't remember conker having a mostly electronic music soundtrack or focused on skating.
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#1459552 - herecomesjohnny (23 hours ago) [-]
but conker
#39 - which is something a republican reptilian would say. 06/30/2016 on Donald Trump in America vs... +5
#16 - sounds like a celebration born out of passive agressiveness 06/30/2016 on #Heterosexualprideday +2