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#699 - wow, sorry, no clue where to turn to in this case. It's such a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Draserszes's profile 0
User avatar #700 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
Haha, you tried to help, so there's really no need for you to apologize. I looked around but I can't be bothered digging deeper, especially since my internet is so slow. I'll just wait for the newer chapters to come up on the more popular manga websites. And yeah, I accidentally read a spoiler while looking (the person who spoiled read from blackinque). It just got me even more curious, and what's even worse is I want to know how Seki deals with the situation he's in. Oh man, this fucking manga.
#701 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
i feel bad for ya, right at the moment when you were reading BOOM deleted. Wow.
#703 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It was like, a 10 second stop or something. Reconnected then bam, it's gone.
#697 - it's what i used....i can't access it either....wut...  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Draserszes's profile 0
User avatar #698 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It probably got deleted. Oh well, looks like I'm going to have to wait for quite a while. Unless I just look at the raws and try to guess what's happening, haha.

I need more Punpun that stuff is addicting.
User avatar #699 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
wow, sorry, no clue where to turn to in this case. It's such a shame you might end up having to wait, since stuff gets really intense. Keep on looking maybe, i don't know, good luck
User avatar #700 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
Haha, you tried to help, so there's really no need for you to apologize. I looked around but I can't be bothered digging deeper, especially since my internet is so slow. I'll just wait for the newer chapters to come up on the more popular manga websites. And yeah, I accidentally read a spoiler while looking (the person who spoiled read from blackinque). It just got me even more curious, and what's even worse is I want to know how Seki deals with the situation he's in. Oh man, this fucking manga.
#701 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
i feel bad for ya, right at the moment when you were reading BOOM deleted. Wow.
#703 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It was like, a 10 second stop or something. Reconnected then bam, it's gone.
#695 - oh **** wrong link  [+] (7 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Draserszes's profile 0
User avatar #696 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
I was actually reading those, but in the middle of chapter 140 my internet got DC'd and when I reconnected it just disappeared from imgur.
User avatar #697 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
it's what i used....i can't access it either....wut...
User avatar #698 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It probably got deleted. Oh well, looks like I'm going to have to wait for quite a while. Unless I just look at the raws and try to guess what's happening, haha.

I need more Punpun that stuff is addicting.
User avatar #699 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
wow, sorry, no clue where to turn to in this case. It's such a shame you might end up having to wait, since stuff gets really intense. Keep on looking maybe, i don't know, good luck
User avatar #700 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
Haha, you tried to help, so there's really no need for you to apologize. I looked around but I can't be bothered digging deeper, especially since my internet is so slow. I'll just wait for the newer chapters to come up on the more popular manga websites. And yeah, I accidentally read a spoiler while looking (the person who spoiled read from blackinque). It just got me even more curious, and what's even worse is I want to know how Seki deals with the situation he's in. Oh man, this fucking manga.
#701 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
i feel bad for ya, right at the moment when you were reading BOOM deleted. Wow.
#703 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It was like, a 10 second stop or something. Reconnected then bam, it's gone.
#694 - not best quality but it did the trick, enjoy  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Draserszes's profile 0
User avatar #695 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
oh shit wrong link
User avatar #696 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
I was actually reading those, but in the middle of chapter 140 my internet got DC'd and when I reconnected it just disappeared from imgur.
User avatar #697 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
it's what i used....i can't access it either....wut...
User avatar #698 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It probably got deleted. Oh well, looks like I'm going to have to wait for quite a while. Unless I just look at the raws and try to guess what's happening, haha.

I need more Punpun that stuff is addicting.
User avatar #699 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
wow, sorry, no clue where to turn to in this case. It's such a shame you might end up having to wait, since stuff gets really intense. Keep on looking maybe, i don't know, good luck
User avatar #700 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
Haha, you tried to help, so there's really no need for you to apologize. I looked around but I can't be bothered digging deeper, especially since my internet is so slow. I'll just wait for the newer chapters to come up on the more popular manga websites. And yeah, I accidentally read a spoiler while looking (the person who spoiled read from blackinque). It just got me even more curious, and what's even worse is I want to know how Seki deals with the situation he's in. Oh man, this fucking manga.
#701 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
i feel bad for ya, right at the moment when you were reading BOOM deleted. Wow.
#703 - Draserszes (01/11/2014) [-]
It was like, a 10 second stop or something. Reconnected then bam, it's gone.
#47 - well i liked it, the imagery is beautiful and colorful. Story… 01/11/2014 on get educated tho +1
#798647 - yo u wann fyt 01/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#798644 - calvin and hobbess>>>>>>>>>>>…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#798645 - anonexplains (01/11/2014) [-]
my mum >>>>>>>>>> ur mum
User avatar #798647 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
yo u wann fyt
#798646 - anonexplains (01/11/2014) [-]
u fooken wot
#267 - probably because we live in the same chemical element as the moose.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#268 - refaim (01/11/2014) [-]
Valid point but my point is that moose really are quite dangerous. Especially during rut season.
#857619 - so he's jacking off to get the shaving cream?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #857623 - taokami (01/11/2014) [-]
yes
#857617 - but then what would the knife be for?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #857618 - taokami (01/11/2014) [-]
for shaving the pubes?
User avatar #857619 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
so he's jacking off to get the shaving cream?
User avatar #857623 - taokami (01/11/2014) [-]
yes
#857601 - i'm undecided on the dude, i'm guessing he'll be the "hum… 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#857594 - daughteroo of the season Opinions on mikakunin? good fir…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#857673 - tanabata (01/11/2014) [-]
Masterpiece.
User avatar #857616 - taokami (01/11/2014) [-]
It's "eh".
User avatar #857611 - cptsweatpants (01/11/2014) [-]
Not much, but still better than D-Frag! Needs a more proactive male protagonist I'd say.
#857612 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
> Needs a more proactive male protagonist I'd say
#857613 - cptsweatpants (01/11/2014) [-]
What? It's true!
User avatar #857615 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
Male characters in a cute girls doing cute things show ruins the entire thing with unnecessary romance and/or shitty drama.

It only works in pure comedy shows like D-Frag or harem stuff.
User avatar #857857 - killerliquid (01/11/2014) [-]
GJ-bu is an exception to this as well I take it.
User avatar #857860 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
"or harem stuff"
User avatar #857865 - killerliquid (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #857622 - cptsweatpants (01/11/2014) [-]
It worked decently in Love Lab. Cut down his screentime but make it worth it I'd say.
#857625 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
Well, i didn't go that far into Love Lab so i don't know how well that worked out, but i don't want romance in my moeshit, i want moeshit.
User avatar #857603 - yusay (01/11/2014) [-]
I liked the little girl but not much else. Just didn't really find it that funny.
#857596 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
Don't like the main girls, don't like the guy or his voice, i like the loli but i don't like her voice, overall i don't like it.
User avatar #857601 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
i'm undecided on the dude, i'm guessing he'll be the "human stick but with pangs of substance" type, we'll see
User avatar #857597 - yeorgh (01/11/2014) [-]
Oh and i didn't find it funny.
#30 - reminds me of that moment in walter mitty  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2014 on get educated tho +1
User avatar #42 - spawnconnery (01/11/2014) [-]
Was that actually any good? It seemed like it was just Ben Stiller's attempt at being kinda artsy; something that doesn't seem to quite suit him.
User avatar #104 - schneidend (01/11/2014) [-]
It's based on a book, so it's not really Ben Stiller's attempt at doing anything at all. He's just IN it.
User avatar #128 - spawnconnery (01/12/2014) [-]
Ah ok
User avatar #47 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
well i liked it, the imagery is beautiful and colorful. Story was touching i'd say.
User avatar #32 - poppies (01/11/2014) [-]
Great movie
#857578 - *and oriemo was there (this is a scary story) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +4
#3 - what a terrible haircut. but **** it w… 01/11/2014 on Mackleklotz 0
#39 - **** daisy. 01/11/2014 on What's so Great about... +1
#203 - Maybe admin's going through menstruations and it'll be over in a week. 01/11/2014 on Shrekis Kill +4
#231 - our bears and wolves would have sex in the carcass of your sil…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#266 - refaim (01/11/2014) [-]
Bull moose kill more people every year than sharks do.
User avatar #267 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
probably because we live in the same chemical element as the moose.
#268 - refaim (01/11/2014) [-]
Valid point but my point is that moose really are quite dangerous. Especially during rut season.
#400 - i think it's only in america where people associate feminism w…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Faith in humanity somewhat... +1
#411 - victorianfancyman (01/11/2014) [-]
Fortunately that isn't true. Remember that the US is a huge country. As a nation, our feminist movement is very similar if not the same as that of any other western nation. On a smaller scale, one loud, asshole feminist can ruin the concept of feminism for everyone else.

The problem with feminism is one that stretches beyond borders. By definition, feminism is fundamentally flawed as it draws on the concept of a "patriarchy" and inherently male dominated society to shift this society's privileges towards women alone. The problem here is that men still retain our expectations and gender roles. Historically men have always been expected to be the bread bearers, the drafted fathers, and the heavy lifters in general. Feminism ignores these, seeking a twisted version of what they would like to call gender equality without acknowledging the disadvantages men put up with as well- as if gender issues are only a problem for women. Most feminists don't understand this below the surface meaning of feminism, and in truth, their views are more aligned with those of a gender equalist rather than a feminist.
#417 - thepenname (01/11/2014) [-]
"By definition" doesn't work when there are a ton of different definitions. Lots of "feminists" don't believe men's privileges should be women's instead. And going to the end of your comment, whether you say "gender equalist" or "feminist," you're still just making reductive labels. See my separate comment above for more on that.

Men do not have the same expectations and gender roles as they used to do. Yes, historically men were the bread winners ("bearers," dude?), but now more and more women are entering the workforce and it's not uncommon for both parents to have full-time jobs. Are there still more men in the workforce than women? Probably. But the qualities that made men more suitable for certain tasks are being made obsolete. Obviously we don't need to be physical specimens to work an office job and although soldiers are still incredible athletes, there are fewer and fewer roles that require the natural upper-body strength of men. I'm aware that there are still some, but fewer than there used to be. I do agree that there are unequal expectations for men as far as their roles in society just as there are for women. However, this disparity is being mitigated on both ends. A lot of is due to technology as it renders obsolete those characteristics that made one gender suitable for one task over the other gender.
User avatar #406 - ruebezahl (01/11/2014) [-]
True. And it's only on the Internet where kids discuss about feminism who have no idea what kind of issues women actually have to deal with.
#420 - thepenname (01/11/2014) [-]
There are totally people in real life who discuss feminism and plenty of other subjects without proper knowledge or temperament.

You know people on the Internet are just people in real life sitting at computers, right? And that those people do also talk in real life?

I'll admit people are less inhibited on the Internet though.

What I hate is when people automatically devalue discourse as a matter of it simply occurring on the Internet. "Don't start an Internet fight" and "I'm not going to argue over the Internet" are phrases you often hear. If there's a subject at hand and people willing to talk about it, what's wrong with a debate? If they aren't arguing well, that's not necessarily the Internet's fault, it's an issue of their education or knowledge or temperament or anything else that affects the quality of one's discourse.

But that last paragraph is more a tangent than a direct response to your comment.
#857561 - no Porkbowl though ;_;  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #857562 - aamann (01/11/2014) [-]
Porkbowl lives on. In their hearts and arteries.
#857560 - noragami gin no saji and holy hell kill la kill start…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #857634 - yusay (01/11/2014) [-]
Man, so did Nagi no Asukara.
User avatar #857833 - tormain (01/11/2014) [-]
That newest episode was amazing. Definitely not expecting it.
#17606 - wolf of wall street was good, give it time and it'll be goodfe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #17608 - awesomerninjathing (01/11/2014) [-]
it's already like around #50 on IMDB's top 250 movies list
User avatar #17613 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2014) [-]
>imdb
#797999 - msn? i thought that died, holy **** i should get … 01/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#797974 - or, you know, the biggest rts in e-sports. 01/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#797957 - i can shape zerglings to make prettttttty big penises. Just saying. 01/10/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3108 to #3106 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
******* james sunderland on the podcast, you catch that?
User avatar #3110 to #3108 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
also no
User avatar #3112 to #3110 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
then watch that, the voice actor did an interview with them, good stuff
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
but where
User avatar #3114 to #3113 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
friendcast of last week, dude.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Did Pat get a boner that pierced the heavens
User avatar #3118 to #3115 - herecomesjohnny (03/05/2015) [-]
he actually contained himself pretty good
User avatar #3111 to #3109 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
always so cryptic
User avatar #3101 to #3100 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
ungrateful ape gee already pink?
#3102 to #3101 - danihel (03/03/2015) [-]
i dont understand what it means to be pink
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
isn't it something to do with thumbs? low thumbs or something?
#3099 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
HOLY **** YES THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU
User avatar #3105 to #3099 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh you're alive.
User avatar #3107 to #3105 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
yeah, alive but busy for quite a while. I check in now and then. Anime board's gone to **** though.
User avatar #3116 to #3107 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah it's been pretty bad this past week or two.
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
But hey, more Chimoguri.
User avatar #3098 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD WHAT? What is this!?
User avatar #3097 to #3095 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
you know madworld? i had never heard of it
User avatar #3104 to #3097 - desacabose ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Listen here french fry
MadWorld is one of the best games on the wii
#3089 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Aw 						****					 						******					 feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
Aw **** ****** feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
User avatar #3094 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (03/01/2015) [-]
game itself is pretty fun actually
User avatar #3093 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (02/25/2015) [-]
I was going to buy it but this is gonna be fun man
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
>Best friends playing Life is Strange
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - feelythefeel (02/24/2015) [-]
Never heard of it.
#3086 - desacabose ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
User avatar #3087 to #3086 - herecomesjohnny (02/23/2015) [-]
********** ~~~~~ I haven't played the episode yet
User avatar #3088 to #3087 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Get Angry 2: Matt Attack starring Nicolas Cage
#3080 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
>Matt   
>GoT   
>Letter
>Matt
>GoT
>Letter
User avatar #3084 to #3080 - herecomesjohnny (02/19/2015) [-]
no, man, I'm not watching this yet, I gotta play episode 2 before myself
User avatar #3085 to #3084 - desacabose ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
(B)Spit in Joffery's face.
(Y)...
"Matt don't press B"
"Woolie I'm gonna press B"
#3081 to #3080 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#3082 to #3081 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
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#3083 to #3082 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"   
>B   
"Let me repe-"   
>B   
>B   
>B   
>B
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"
>B
"Let me repe-"
>B
>B
>B
>B
User avatar #3069 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
God damn it Pat I knew it
User avatar #3070 to #3069 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
gonna watch it in a while. Also, Darkest Dungeon looks ******* amazing.
#3065 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ have you watched the new Law and Order about gamer gate
****** reefer madness levels of propaganda
#3071 to #3065 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
okay, first off, I'm already in law school, why would I watch law & order?
Second off, why would I watch anything to do with gamergate?
User avatar #3074 to #3071 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Because it's almost as funny as reefer madness
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
I gotta admit, bought Darkest Dungeon after those vids
User avatar #3078 to #3075 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I think you gotta admit you bought a Wii U after the wonderful 101 vid
User avatar #3060 - desacabose ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending
User avatar #3061 to #3060 - herecomesjohnny (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, we talked about this, I never played silent hill 2, let me wallow in the magic of discovery
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
picture giinthir posted of woolie in Gurren Lagann glasses.jpg
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #3076 to #3073 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
***** that's my screencap
#3063 to #3062 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
Guess again
Guess again
User avatar #3064 to #3063 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I guess I need to smoke more crack
#3066 to #3064 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
You got that right.
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm in too deep
#3068 to #3067 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
No such thing.
User avatar #3058 - desacabose ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Pat's pushing super hard for Leave
User avatar #3059 to #3058 - herecomesjohnny (02/09/2015) [-]
mfw no dog
#3055 - notsoulmyr (01/30/2015) [-]
I don't know what the **** I'm watching, but all I know is I want more of it
User avatar #3056 to #3055 - herecomesjohnny (02/02/2015) [-]
isn't it delightful?
#3057 to #3056 - notsoulmyr (02/02/2015) [-]
That it is
That it is
#3052 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
Jesus christ there are 93 anons on your profile
User avatar #3053 to #3052 - herecomesjohnny (01/28/2015) [-]
it's for the wallpapers
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2015) [-]
With all these exams, I'm pretty much gonna just watch this and save mario for later.
User avatar #3049 - desacabose ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Why are most Japanese game developers so awesome
Almost all western act really boring.

except for David Jaffe, goddamn David Jaffe
#3048 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
>pat
>hitting his target
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - desacabose ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
now sannukas knows I'm a scrub
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - herecomesjohnny (12/30/2014) [-]
no clue what you're on about
User avatar #3037 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
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