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#1233084 - ethan carter 05/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1154706 - i could see capt. harlock being a huge chuuni 05/25/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1233081 - he was flicking rachel amber's bean ifyouknowwhatimean 05/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1233079 - dude where were you that was on the podcast a week ago. Swery … 05/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1233078 - the way she's looking at you you're like 'wuh oh.' It's all go… 05/25/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#185380 - hey thanks 05/25/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#31 - 1."wow, you can even make a compass" 2."hey… 05/24/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved +10
#29 - i think this is what rust would have wanted to be. Less barebones.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on Ark: Survival Evolved +6
User avatar #154 - toosexyforyou (05/25/2015) [-]
Because it's not out yet. Before the new Rust was released, it was shown to be a lot better.
#10 - he also wrote beach boys songs 05/24/2015 on When you fuck up mid sentence +7
#21 - it'd have been hilarious if they just didn't change thor at all 05/24/2015 on Avengers as medieval... +11
#11 - surprisingly good movie, more depth to it than himym, pleasant…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Age difference +8
User avatar #132 - johnnyiscool (05/25/2015) [-]
Is it Liberal Arts?
User avatar #118 - tostito (05/25/2015) [-]
what movie?
User avatar #110 - mizzdepp (05/25/2015) [-]
What the name of the movie ?
User avatar #117 - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (05/25/2015) [-]
Diddler on the Roof
User avatar #128 - herecomesjohnny (05/25/2015) [-]
liberal arts
tostito
User avatar #172 - tostito (05/25/2015) [-]
thanks m8
#107 - troubleinc (05/25/2015) [-]
Zac Efron was absolutely the best part of that movie. The whole butterfly thing was fantastic.
User avatar #102 - edraham (05/25/2015) [-]
Loved the music used, they have a good taste in classical choices.
#15 - atomicjojo has deleted their comment.
#21 - how about not sending dogs over there then  [+] (11 new replies) 05/24/2015 on this made my heart happy. -33
#108 - viscerys (05/25/2015) [-]
User avatar #39 - darksideofthebeast (05/24/2015) [-]
Those german shepherds love to work. In any way they can. My old dog (who was a german shepherd) loved to help in any way he could and loved to work his ass off.
It's in their nature to take orders.
User avatar #78 - krasnogvardiech (05/25/2015) [-]
Arbeit ich liebe, arbeit ich leben.
User avatar #74 - mirukawa (05/25/2015) [-]
selective breeding is the best
#90 - tarabostes (05/25/2015) [-]
Then we should start breedin' cutie! ;)
User avatar #121 - mirukawa (05/25/2015) [-]
fuck off you fucking faggot
#123 - tarabostes (05/25/2015) [-]
ro.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tease
You teasin' me you little sexy Thing?
that*
User avatar #124 - mirukawa (05/25/2015) [-]
trade me your week of colored text and i'll suck your dick
#125 - tarabostes (05/25/2015) [-]
It looks sexy doesn't it? How BAD do you want my BIG , BOLD D baby?
#26 - mcat (05/24/2015) [-]
how about you shut your whore mouth
#25 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2015) [-]
looks pretty happy to me
#51 - It's great they're making movies and have huge budgets and get… 05/24/2015 on Netflix what are you doing 0
#10 - dude please  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on A story for Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #11 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
#8 - myeah let's keep that a mystery, this is just clumsy highschoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2015 on A story for Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #9 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
Pls write a fan fiction where you're my bf

no homo though
User avatar #10 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
dude please
User avatar #11 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
#137 - the swimsuit girls and the subway girls just happen to be next… 05/24/2015 on Fatty Logic #4 - McDonald's... 0
#46 - as in the BEST DEADPOOL?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on he's chill. +4
User avatar #57 - bulwark (05/24/2015) [-]
Are you demented? Tobey Maguire is an ugly godforsaken shit stain, that has been smeared onto our great planet.

Get some professional help, you sick fuck.
#3224 - alright well stay fresh old friend  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3225 - whoozy (05/24/2015) [-]
I am
By changing names
#1232810 - dude sounds like billy crystal 05/24/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#6 - orphanage thing is just fake fiction btw 05/24/2015 on A story for Funnyjunk 0
#5 - i'm gonna after college, though this old thing is cringey as …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2015 on A story for Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #7 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not that bad. You seem to have ended the story before Pokemon got involved, though.
User avatar #8 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
myeah let's keep that a mystery, this is just clumsy highschool writing
User avatar #9 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
Pls write a fan fiction where you're my bf

no homo though
User avatar #10 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
dude please
User avatar #11 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
#185298 - th-thanks 05/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#171 - politics aside good speech  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2015 on They keep slippin' on a... 0
User avatar #182 - usarmyexplain (05/24/2015) [-]
The guy is a shit public speaker
#185296 - you sure you're not gay though? cause you did kinda try playin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #185297 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not my fault you're cute, faggot.
User avatar #185298 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
th-thanks
#185293 - can't bother, this is just an old pic, i was just asking cop or not  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #185294 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
I tried.
#185296 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
you sure you're not gay though? cause you did kinda try playing dolly with a grown dude
User avatar #185297 - welliguessitsaname (05/24/2015) [-]
It's not my fault you're cute, faggot.
User avatar #185298 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2015) [-]
th-thanks

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Absolute Madman (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Absolute Madman (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - Absolute Madman (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
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