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#16 - 150 euros a year for the best law school in the country if you… 04/26/2014 on f 0
#35 - ******* a girl isn't treating her like a sex obje… 04/26/2014 on #1 Dad 0
#33 - i don't get it, how's that contradictory with being a sjw?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on #1 Dad 0
#34 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
Because saying "Women need to be more than just sex symbols" and then turning around and calling a guy a pussy for not fucking someone are contradictory.

It's worth mentioning that I don't like them because of the SJW stuff, btw
User avatar #38 - sladee (04/26/2014) [-]
consensual relationships =/= abuse
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
fucking a girl isn't treating her like a sex object though
#31 - you weren't talking about that comic that made fun of shinji n…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2014 on #1 Dad 0
User avatar #32 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
No, I'm roping that one in with this one.

These guys look pretty hypocritical about that that stuff
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
i don't get it, how's that contradictory with being a sjw?
#34 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
Because saying "Women need to be more than just sex symbols" and then turning around and calling a guy a pussy for not fucking someone are contradictory.

It's worth mentioning that I don't like them because of the SJW stuff, btw
User avatar #38 - sladee (04/26/2014) [-]
consensual relationships =/= abuse
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
fucking a girl isn't treating her like a sex object though
#29 - this comic doesn't contradict that other one though  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2014 on #1 Dad 0
User avatar #30 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
What other one?
User avatar #31 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
you weren't talking about that comic that made fun of shinji not fucking anyone?
User avatar #32 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
No, I'm roping that one in with this one.

These guys look pretty hypocritical about that that stuff
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
i don't get it, how's that contradictory with being a sjw?
#34 - thewowpimp (04/26/2014) [-]
Because saying "Women need to be more than just sex symbols" and then turning around and calling a guy a pussy for not fucking someone are contradictory.

It's worth mentioning that I don't like them because of the SJW stuff, btw
User avatar #38 - sladee (04/26/2014) [-]
consensual relationships =/= abuse
User avatar #35 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2014) [-]
fucking a girl isn't treating her like a sex object though
#20 - i think that might just be your class or something, i've lived…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on hero 0
User avatar #68 - leal (04/26/2014) [-]
il est fou je croit
User avatar #24 - defeats (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd say that french people aren't really aggressive and they don't like conflict. But they get frustrated or annoyed quickly.
#927195 - ...Chimoguri Ringo to Kingyobachi Otoko has a diver girl that … 04/26/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#903241 - pls no bully 04/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#927151 - Yooo speaking of which i'm right into where the anime stops at… 04/26/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#927147 - try the funnyjunk anime rec board 04/26/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#903230 - ahahah so that makes you a two-month old fag? geez, tell us ab…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903234 - danield (04/26/2014) [-]
pls no bully
User avatar #903233 - internetscaresme (04/26/2014) [-]
Never said anything about being Old Fag, I had fixed it already.
I was just saying people on PC suck so bad, that half of them should of at least tried out the game on consoles.
#903252 - thycupcake (04/26/2014) [-]
>even considering consoles
User avatar #903251 - adunsaveme (04/26/2014) [-]
>should of
#15 - wow man, i don't think fj will get over that shameful confession, wow 04/26/2014 on For my female friends +2
#96 - is that hair or animal ears?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall 0
User avatar #106 - tiredofthis (04/26/2014) [-]
she's a wolfgirl
#926952 - Picture 04/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#903010 - you'll always be the girl for me, margaret 04/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#903003 - ye, [normal][normal]people who play games only for escapism ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903008 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/25/2014) [-]
But then how could I get away from the fact that I'm a fat, ugly, penniless, slow-witted balding man?
User avatar #903010 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
you'll always be the girl for me, margaret
#903000 - it's bad for immersion but sometimes immersion isn't worth it.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #903001 - awesomedewd (04/25/2014) [-]
I hate it when people are too obsessed with immersion.

Sure it's fun, but sometimes it's overdoing it imo.
It's still a game, not a second reality.
User avatar #903003 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
ye, [normal][normal]people who play games only for escapism are the worst category of players.
User avatar #903008 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/25/2014) [-]
But then how could I get away from the fact that I'm a fat, ugly, penniless, slow-witted balding man?
User avatar #903010 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
you'll always be the girl for me, margaret
#926907 - it's the mainstream appeal, some love to hate shows with that. 04/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#902887 - metal gear rising is fun and happy birthday then 04/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#60 - oh wait i was mentioning the cross without the diagonal stripe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on GBR 0
User avatar #62 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
oh my mistake see what I mean about the confusing crosses between Loraine and Orthodox
#48 - google isn't giving me that symbol when i type in orthodox cro…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on GBR 0
#57 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
It does, but the symbol is also the symbol for the eastern orthodox church, however the classic cross is also used by the eastern orthodox, which is why it gets confusing sometimes.
User avatar #60 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
oh wait i was mentioning the cross without the diagonal stripe on the lower end, never mind i guess
User avatar #62 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
oh my mistake see what I mean about the confusing crosses between Loraine and Orthodox
#36 - There's the French Resistance cross in there. The French Resis…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2014 on GBR +1
User avatar #47 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
I think that might be referring to the Orthodox cross
User avatar #48 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
google isn't giving me that symbol when i type in orthodox cross. It looks more like the lorraine cross, don't you think?
#57 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
It does, but the symbol is also the symbol for the eastern orthodox church, however the classic cross is also used by the eastern orthodox, which is why it gets confusing sometimes.
User avatar #60 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
oh wait i was mentioning the cross without the diagonal stripe on the lower end, never mind i guess
User avatar #62 - noooooooooo (04/25/2014) [-]
oh my mistake see what I mean about the confusing crosses between Loraine and Orthodox
#39 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
Well Jews hate Muslims don't they?

They're the lesser of two evils.
User avatar #37 - monkeybrains (04/25/2014) [-]
FRENCH Jews. Still Europeans.
#926864 - it's really early to tell, but picture a bunch of girls playin… 04/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#902768 - there's a nice street in Ireland?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#902794 - anonymous (04/25/2014) [-]
The houses cost 8 million
#926849 - wixoss  [+] (7 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #926852 - yeorgh (04/25/2014) [-]
Any good?
User avatar #926877 - makotoitou (04/25/2014) [-]
absolute trash
That means you're going to watch it now, right?
User avatar #926967 - yeorgh (04/26/2014) [-]
No.
User avatar #926971 - makotoitou (04/26/2014) [-]
Well then for the record it's good
User avatar #926864 - herecomesjohnny (04/25/2014) [-]
it's really early to tell, but picture a bunch of girls playing yugi oh with dark suffering going on. The card game aspect isn't great since they don't explain much of the rules, so it's going to be a lot of asspulls i bet, but otherwise...seems like it could get interesting. Too early to tell, though.
User avatar #926858 - yusay (04/25/2014) [-]
I'm gonna guess by his OP no.
User avatar #926861 - yeorgh (04/25/2014) [-]
Good point.

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3037 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
#3030 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
whats your favorite meme?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
n-no bane posting allowed!
#3033 to #3032 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I told them nothing!
#3026 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yes
#3025 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight   
The speed of this hype loss
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight
The speed of this hype loss
User avatar #3024 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Holy Christ Woolie can't handle his hype for the Ivory King
Or telling Pat he could learn who the maiden in black is if they did an LP of it
User avatar #3017 - yusay ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I remember you said that you were waiting for the current arc in Liar Game to be over before you read through it all, and I wanted to give you a heads up that it looks like next chapter is going to be the last one of this game if it isn't dragged out. Although the author is obviously setting it up for a big final arc about the LGT Office that's about to start.
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, cheers
User avatar #3015 - drooms (12/13/2014) [-]
Have you gotten a chance to play Binding of Isaac Rebirth yet?
#3016 to #3015 - herecomesjohnny (12/13/2014) [-]
about 39 hours and counting
#3020 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
I defeated Satan on my second run lol
User avatar #3019 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap how far have you got?
User avatar #3021 to #3019 - herecomesjohnny (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I got the photograph and I'm just fiddling around these days, trying my hand at hard mode

****** fun, eh? definitely a whole step up from the old one
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Indeed but I somehow find it a lot easier
Satan is down twice now and I haven't even neaten moms heart enough times to automatically proceed
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
beaten*
User avatar #3029 to #3023 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
i beat the blue baby twice already, it's all so hype
User avatar #3034 to #3029 - drooms (12/19/2014) [-]
nerd
#3007 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far   
>I should play a faith user   
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play   
>						****					 got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield   
>Demon's Souls though Pat   
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina    
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat   
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand    
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's    
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is   
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play   
>Maybe
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far
>I should play a faith user
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play
> **** got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield
>Demon's Souls though Pat
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play
>Maybe
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
76 videos of this eh?
User avatar #3010 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Seriously mang, woolie's really pushing LPs of the older games
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
I'd watch a demon souls LP, but eh we're going to get Bloodbourne aren't we.
User avatar #3014 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Also Pat kills Woolie everytime an opportunity presents itself
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
It's something
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
nah girl I play thief
give me your money
User avatar #3003 to #3001 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
oh yeah 3000 post hooray!
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
time to bust out the champagne i've been keeping in the fridge!
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
you mispelled apple juice bruh
User avatar #2988 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky gave me a ultra huge math equation graph boner that pierced the heavens.
If this game is **** I think I'll take to drinking.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah so you watched the vga's with the bestfriends too hah
User avatar #2992 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
You can see them dying on the inside when GOTY was announced
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
pat was ******* weird man, guy was agitated like **** , looked like it got on liam's nerves. Also **** it, I'm happy for bioware.
User avatar #2996 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky and Zelda 2015 confirmed GOTY 2015
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
dude, i hate to **** on hype but Zelda could turn out to be a load of nothing
#2999 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2995 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Or the thing with Matt
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Energy drink withdrawal
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
I watched it yesterday but they recreated my hype boner
#2985 to #2984 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
#2986 to #2985 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
watch it more
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
putting it in my wallet
User avatar #2976 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Woolie:Hey Pat. We should do a let's play of Dark Souls and Demon's Souls
Pat:Maybe



This is 30% of their conversations
#2977 to #2976 - herecomesjohnny (12/02/2014) [-]
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I need it to happen
#2974 - desacabose ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
that's just woolie crawling back into the woolie hole, it's fiiiiiine
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
didn't even get a notification for that stuff
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - danield (12/01/2014) [-]
so are you a banepost kind of guy?
#2953 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
User avatar #2979 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
soul, new AC/DC album, it's pretty good, give it a go
#2980 to #2979 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Uh ... well I've never been a big fan of AC/DC but okay
#2981 to #2980 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
#2983 to #2981 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Right, well, carry on then
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
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