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#3 - they don't often eat other arabs i bet  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2016 on Finland shoots back at Iraq +26
#72 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
They only stone them to death
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#66 - sesshii (08/08/2016) [-]
They don't have Venezuelan economies yet for that to happen.
#64 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
but they should still be disgusting by the same standards
#11 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
probably just the educated women
#57 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
Yeah, which is why it's not often.
#1475519 - >mission objective is to "investigate" >li… 08/08/2016 on Video Games 0
#6 - haven't bought a cod game since call of duty 2 and that was a …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2016 on From The Favorites Part 1 0
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#19 - brokentrucker (08/08/2016) [-]
See, that's kind of why I'm thinking everyone is giving this game a bad rap. Everyone is just salty over more exosuits in MP while BLOPS3 campaign was a fun experience. Kinda like a B grade movie.

I expect the same from this but with more robots.
#5 - question, can you last longer than a second and a half in a co…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2016 on Hitman Shenanigans +10
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#111 - keeganlars (08/09/2016) [-]
I felt like the time was a bit more, probably to compensate instinct not hiding you anymore when walking past. But like he said, now there's more stationed guards and ones that see through your disguise.
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#6 - drakethedrake (08/08/2016) [-]
Depends. Some people will see through your disguise while others won't. Doing suspicious things may blow your cover. If your cover is blown, depending on how many people is around, if you deal will all of the people who caused you to be compromised you may be able to continue using your disguise around people who are in the other parts of the map.
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#7 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2016) [-]
so no silly timer and back to the old trilogy?
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#8 - drakethedrake (08/08/2016) [-]
I don't really recall the timer you're speaking of but the disguise system works just fine my opinion.
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#9 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2016) [-]
in absolution, the yellow spike around your character that grew the moment you walked out in the open, the trigger meter which was WAY too short
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#10 - drakethedrake (08/08/2016) [-]
There's something similar but it depends on the disguise and people you're around. If you're wearing a kitchen assistant the head chef will see through your disguise since he knows his staff.
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2016) [-]
that's way more intuitive and clever, I like it, I like it alot!
#12 - drakethedrake (08/08/2016) [-]
Here's basically what it looks like when using a disguise.
#4 - I can't even joke about his hair anymore, it's come to this 08/08/2016 on I wanna get one of those +7
#1475507 - >"one of your cops was so good at this interview I thi…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1475527 - beroty (08/08/2016) [-]
>send a 5 professionalism cop to be a bouncer on a bar
>"yo boss, i made more money here in one day than working 2 months as a cop, i quit"
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#1475545 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2016) [-]
is it the incompetent loser that got given as exchange for a fat donation by his uncle?
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#1475558 - beroty (08/08/2016) [-]
nah, it was burch jr
the incompetent Loser is pretty cool, i send him twice to the academy and always take him
he's almost 300
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#1475559 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2016) [-]
really? burch jr started in the 200s for me, whereas persy started at 5 and is slowly digging his way out. Guess there's some random generator mechanics going on
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#1475560 - beroty (08/08/2016) [-]
no joke, persy is a lucky nigger
i sent him to die on a mission that needed 5 cops and he pulled some god knows how shit and solo'ed the mission
#3 - >hold on guys gotta brb >leaves his champ in the mi…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/07/2016 on LoL content +16
#9 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
>Played as kassadin mid.... jungler says he has to brb in the middle of river.
>Gives fb to their jungle.
>Still afk after 12 mins then comes back
>Says sorry I had to get a drink
>I ask enemy team to report him they tell me "stfu you're just bad"
>They all report me after the game
>I get banned because i cursed during pregame chat
>Mfw someone afk's my ranked promo and i get banned for 3 days
#16 - anon (08/08/2016) [-]
Asking for reports is itself a reportable offense.

Swearing is a reportable offense.

You don't get banned for one time offenses, unless particularly severe.
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#11 - meganinja (08/08/2016) [-]
You were probably being toxic. They don't just hand out bans for benign shit.
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#15 - ayrendil (08/08/2016) [-]
Back in 2011 I either got chat restricted or banned can't remember which. My friend convinced me to finally play and to try pvp. So I got into a game with people who were actually in a group of 4. I was forced to play as top lane when I wanted to support, so I used Tryn who I had just bought from playing enough AI games. It was horrible I went like 2 kills and 5 deaths. The enemy jungler kept camping me and I was not doing so good. (Neither was my team though. Our jungler never showed his face in any lane until the 15minute mark which he finally got an assist in bot) I admit I am/was not a good LoL player and my team decided to constantly insult me you know the normal lol stuff. Like I was braindead, to delete the game, that they were going to report me for trolling/feeding/not working with the team/they hope that I get aids and die because I'm a faggot who loves taking it in the ass (Something along those lines when these people don't know me). Which I admit I am not good at the game but eventually they got to me. So I told them, "I'm new, fuck off" and to "Fuck you guys I'm trying the best I can".

Took a break of LoL after that for a few days and came back to find that my account was either chat restricted/banned can't remember which it was for like a week or something...

Looking back I agree I sucked at the game but I shouldn't have been banned/chat restricted to telling other people to fuck off when they were insulting me.

So I don't trust that they really look into every report because the people I played with didn't get banned too so it's just garbage.
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#17 - baseddeerlord (08/08/2016) [-]
I used to be mega toxic in the game, got up to 30 games chat restricted and then I took a break, a long break. I came back, felt good and only wrote positive stuff like "Ok it's fine" when someone died "We'll have another chance", anyways only positive stuff, and then our mid laner kept being toxic and everyone kept replying to him so I wrote "leave that kid alone, he'll grow up someday and become a better person". One week later I got 10 game chat restricted and in the reasoning they gave me, they highlighted THAT sentence and told me not to call people "kid" as that can be seen as an insult.
#13 - latentvirtue (08/08/2016) [-]
Last played lol in april.

Over 5k games, been there since season 2.
Got banned once, when my account was level 2, for leaving (i had shit internet back then, and my pc would take ages to load up the game). The ban was 24 hours.

When the chat bans were active, i had several of those, ranging from 5 games, the last one being 240 (or something like that i dont really remember).

I am toxic as shit, and deserve all of it. I became even more toxic and salty when they introduced the dynamic queue, because i played only solo.

At the time of the new dynamic queue, they had the new ban system, in which you get 2 chat bans, and then a 2 weeks ban, then a perma ban.

I flamed every. single. game, pregame, postgame, i trolled, fed intentionally (0/27/0) score, along with asking the enemy team to give me a kill sometimes so i give more gold (when you continuously die, you are worth less gold each time, but an assist or a kill will reset your bounty, from 50, to 300 shared gold back then).
I was never banned in the new system. I would flame 8/10, and be somewhat ok and friendly in the remaining two, and i got a crest of honor, for being an examplary teammate.

I received at least 7 reports per 1 honor. How was i not banned, you ask?
Simple. Dont use keywords, such as: cancer, shit, noob, suck, mom, mommy, dick, pussy, terrible, die, kill yourself, and dont type in all caps. Punctuate your sentences and use capital letters accordingly, and even though you will get TONS of reports, you will never get banned. Since they started 'reforming' the community, the process of analyzing and banning for the first 3 steps is done by a program/robot/computer. Because of such automation, you will never get banned in the first place. And thus you are safe. Actual humans will evaluate your offenses when deciding whether to permaban you or not. You never get to that stage, because the automated system is so fucking easy to fool.

It all started when Tencent bought Riot, and started milking the game, forcing the developers to make a new skin each week, and completely neglecting things such as game balance, bugs, modernizing the game (lol still used its 2009 2d game engine when i last played it back in april).
Even after thousands of hours and over 500 euros invested in the game, i ended up giving it up, because it became a painful experience, and a constant frustration, regardless of what I did, or how i behaved. Never went past plat 1, and since the current season, never got beyond gold 1 either.

/rant end

Also, i had searched for many weeks a suitable replacement, and i am still looking.
The magic that lol had i still cant really find anywhere. But i found that im content with playing CS:GO, Overwatch, and World of Tanks. Since i stopped playing lol, i became less frustrated and grumpy all the time, which led to me going out more, having more luck with girls, getting better grades, and generally i feel a lot happier on a day to day basis. But still, a day cant pass without thinking about how much i fun had in the old glory days, and if i should install lol again, because i havent filled the hole that lol left in my heart
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#12 - emiyashirou (08/08/2016) [-]
I once got banned in HotS for telling the guy that was afk'ing literally the entire game to fuck off. When the game kicked him and a bot took over, he rejoined and just went back to standing in spawn
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#18 - meganinja (08/08/2016) [-]
I can't talk for HoTS, but in League you only get chat restricted/banned if you're being consistently toxic. Not that those who are consistently toxic WILL get banned/chat restricted, but it won't happen if you aren't toxic. Like latentvirtue said, there are some keywords that set off the system (especially anything involving threats or telling somebody to kill themselves)

I'm Plat, so I get reported ALL THE TIME for silly shit (people in Plat take things super seriously, it's almost as bad as Bronze in terms of toxicity). If you aren't toxic back to them, then nothing will happen to you.
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#20 - emiyashirou (08/08/2016) [-]
In HotS you can get a 1-day (chat) ban from reports in a single game.
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#21 - meganinja (08/08/2016) [-]
My friend's had a chat with a few Rioters (he toxic AF) and they said the only way to get banned from 1 instance is hate speech. I think threatening suicide is also an automatic chat restriction as well.
#1475433 - first the drug trade now robbing cakes, ******* dogeyes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2016 on Video Games 0
#1475440 - eezo (08/07/2016) [-]
That fucking game
#1475432 - i'm not calling it that to that extent 08/07/2016 on Video Games 0
#1475430 - never called it a game ruiner  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1475431 - ohemgeezus (08/07/2016) [-]
you said it's a spoiler, that's what a spoiler is
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#1475432 - herecomesjohnny (08/07/2016) [-]
i'm not calling it that to that extent