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#61 - if i opened my eyes before kissing a chick and she turned out …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Spider-Man VS. Black Cat +7
User avatar #63 - Sterski (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah but would you vomit all over her?
User avatar #88 - alfrebecht (08/27/2015) [-]
Consider this isn't a ships passing in the night deal.
She spent a long time fantasizing about spidey.
So now all those fantasies reenact with Mr. Minichub.
#73 - angelusprimus (08/27/2015) [-]
I'm 33, which is about her age in the comic, and if i found out I nearly kissed a kid, I might...
I mean *THIS* close to being a pedo.
#1294582 - watched the anime a season, so ******* maudlin and soap… 08/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3324 - i think the thing reaching down to beth and hannah might not h…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3325 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
It's clearly a miner trying to save them
#229 - well **** that's ******* cool  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on I'm in a video game (desc) +1
User avatar #230 - zombiestookmybike (08/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, I thought so
#3322 - heyhey they're doing until dawn!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3323 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
That's where I saw the first part of the not assassin's creed truth video
#1294312 - wait, you close the application?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1294314 - bendeman (08/26/2015) [-]
yeah, cause if I don't then shit like this happens
User avatar #1294315 - yeorgh (08/26/2015) [-]
What's "this"?
User avatar #1294316 - yeorgh (08/26/2015) [-]
Oh, I saw it now.
#1294310 - why are you giving some broseph publicity here?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1294313 - eezo (08/26/2015) [-]
What
#251 - any site that has a community of grown men wearing adult diapers is 08/26/2015 on Told Psychologist about 4chan 0
#1294301 - who can't kill shotgun chads? 08/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3 - whatever, big lips is what the kylie jenner trailer trash girl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on the black delusion is real 0
User avatar #4 - xsap (08/26/2015) [-]
lol as a joke tho... like i said if they got stuck with thous lips they would kill themselves

and here is a nog doing it too, what is she trying to accomplish?

Kylie Jenner Challenge - GloZell
#1 - black chicks have that kind of lips though  [+] (19 new replies) 08/26/2015 on the black delusion is real 0
#34 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
I don't agree. There's a difference between the general big black lips and attractively full lips. Also, fuck you for blocking me. It's annoying having to sign out.
User avatar #2 - xsap (08/26/2015) [-]
black chicks are the least wanted woman on the planet tho
User avatar #32 - mydogpikachu (08/27/2015) [-]
but i like the brown women
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
I have a black girlfriend.
User avatar #33 - wellimnotsure (08/27/2015) [-]
You have my condolences and pity
#10 - anon (08/26/2015) [-]
stop ruining the white race you nigger
User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
As soon as you stop as well.
User avatar #14 - derpwolf (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah but you're a girl. So really, he doesn't have a leg to stand on there.
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
Wanting to dress like a girl =/= a girl
User avatar #17 - derpwolf (08/26/2015) [-]
For some reason I was under the impression you'd said you were a chick before.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm a manwhore, not a regular whore.
#8 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
are you black
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
White as they come.
#13 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
well, I mean, I guess your genes werent that good anyways. if you have some mulatto babies or just no kids at all you'll only be strengthening the white race
User avatar #15 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah but I'm fresh outta highschool and she's still in highschool, we're still young, shit can happen, the relationship isn't a guaranteed lasting one.
#18 - scruffyguy (08/26/2015) [-]
pro tip: get fit and you can get any white girl you want although youll probably need some money too, so degrees help
User avatar #19 - heartlessrobot (08/26/2015) [-]
Why not just have an orgy? Everyone on FJ invited.
User avatar #3 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
whatever, big lips is what the kylie jenner trailer trash girls are going for, so the black chicks aren't wrong
User avatar #4 - xsap (08/26/2015) [-]
lol as a joke tho... like i said if they got stuck with thous lips they would kill themselves

and here is a nog doing it too, what is she trying to accomplish?

Kylie Jenner Challenge - GloZell
#1174782 - well it's not very imaginative but to call it ******* r… 08/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#44 - ironic or absolutely fitting? 08/26/2015 on Skeleton attack 0
#80 - Comment deleted 08/26/2015 on (untitled) +1
#34 - Comment deleted 08/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#67 - google isn't giving me a single rolled up pant sleeve for the …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on 104 year old man with style 0
#68 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
To be fair, I could be wrong.
I do remember Jazz players with rolled up pants, but it could be earlier or later era.
#64 - 40s? you really sure?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on 104 year old man with style 0
#66 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
30ies and 40ies jazz club culture.
Again in the seventies, but in a different way.
User avatar #67 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
google isn't giving me a single rolled up pant sleeve for the 40s.
But i'm not saying you're wrong or anything, i was just surprised by your info, is all
#68 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
To be fair, I could be wrong.
I do remember Jazz players with rolled up pants, but it could be earlier or later era.
#21 - It was the most trending joke here a few years ago 08/25/2015 on Women vs. Men 0
#21 - eh, chances are the brethren are slaughtered, no? 08/25/2015 on vegans 0
#61 - rolling up your pant legs is for ******** . Not as bad a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2015 on 104 year old man with style +1
#63 - angelusprimus (08/25/2015) [-]
If you were around in 1940ies when it was stylish, you are allowed.
User avatar #64 - herecomesjohnny (08/25/2015) [-]
40s? you really sure?
#66 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
30ies and 40ies jazz club culture.
Again in the seventies, but in a different way.
User avatar #67 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
google isn't giving me a single rolled up pant sleeve for the 40s.
But i'm not saying you're wrong or anything, i was just surprised by your info, is all
#68 - angelusprimus (08/26/2015) [-]
To be fair, I could be wrong.
I do remember Jazz players with rolled up pants, but it could be earlier or later era.
#1174705 - the casca rape is on the cover? ayy 08/25/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#66 - Needs that epic music from George of the Jungle 08/25/2015 on Swing 0
#99 - it's overused to hell 08/25/2015 on duck song 0
#1174693 - wait, why the cover?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1174704 - senjougahara (08/25/2015) [-]
Boobies
User avatar #1174705 - herecomesjohnny (08/25/2015) [-]
the casca rape is on the cover? ayy
#168 - but those are some pretty sexy balloons in the back if it make… 08/25/2015 on Compilation of British... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3320 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
>Until Dawn
>First past clip shown is an Indian
>Guy outside with glowing eyes that looks like a miner is holding a gun
>Death totems related to native americans
>Vision obviously supernatural
All right ***** it's time to get deductive on this ****
>Be miners
>Dig into spooky mine for cursed gold
>Unleash Wendigo/Skinwalker/yee naaldlooshi
>Spooky skinwalkers begin to eat and replace miners
>Start wandering woods
>Sole Survivor of mine incident meets indian
>Indian teaches ways of fighting them
>Vow to hunt down all of them to atone for sins
>Kids come to woods
>Kids actively being hunted by skinwalkers while miner attempts to destroy them
User avatar #3324 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
i think the thing reaching down to beth and hannah might not have even been trying to kill them
User avatar #3325 to #3324 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
It's clearly a miner trying to save them
User avatar #3322 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
heyhey they're doing until dawn!
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
That's where I saw the first part of the not assassin's creed truth video
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Pat's got a point about Josh though
User avatar #3315 - desacabose ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
What rational did Liam and Matt possibly have for not taking the disability fund money, that's so obviously going to come back and bite them in the ass
#3316 to #3315 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
wow, no scrupules, cabose, evil
User avatar #3317 to #3316 - desacabose ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
You and I both know that money's just going to go for some Jack Daniels if they don't take it
User avatar #3318 to #3317 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
the whole 'handicap railings in the school' motif will kinda reappear later, lightly but significantly
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Not only was I validated the hipster was evil
User avatar #3311 - dsgjoker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Random question, but where is your profile pic from?
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
well see it's the girl from Hyouka but as a dancing elf from Jinrui
not a satisfying answer i bet
User avatar #3313 to #3312 - dsgjoker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Better than nothing, thanks man.
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
both are very fun stuff though, jinrui is a masterpiece!
#3306 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Decided to start watching the life is strange playthrough since the last episodes will release before I get through them

The teacher guy with glasses is giving me the Adachi vibe super hard

Beat the game and tell me if he's up to something before I watch more of the series so I can know if I should stop watching him intently
#3308 to #3306 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I ain't spoiling you **** , the reveal will be better when you get there

also wrestlemania's being pretty fun eh?
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I wanted more Hulk Hogan impressions
User avatar #3310 to #3309 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
i want more pvp with rage and buff pat
User avatar #3307 to #3306 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I have been informed the last episodes probably wouldn't release before I finish watching
gg
no re
#3302 - desacabose ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
why for?
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
soulmyr
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
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