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#9 - Playing the early access. It's pretty fun actually, a survival…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on We Happy Few Gameplay... 0
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#10 - herecomesjohnny (13 hours ago) [-]
oh also, if anyone was doubtful about permadeath, it's actually optional
#10 - well, burden of proof doesn't work like that, it's the origina… 14 hours ago on Modern Politics 0
#19 - >never got an xbox 360 so stopped at 2 >never played…  [+] (9 new replies) 14 hours ago on Dodgeball in Halo 5 +57
#46 - dudelolz (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, if you have a half-decent PC you can play the Eldewrito mod of Halo Online, which is basically Halo 3 on PC. 1080p60FPS and all that. Just Halo 4 models for the most part.
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#49 - herecomesjohnny (1 hour ago) [-]
bah i think the moment's passed, no more friends play it, can't do a splitscreen couch party, i kinda fell out of the halo hype, ya know
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#54 - dudelolz (1 hour ago) [-]
Fair enough, though there are people working on splitscreen. I personally play it to get back into competitive Halo with MLG ruleset gametypes on some 4v4 servers.
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#43 - askafj (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry

You didn't miss anything
#64 - avyon (28 minutes ago) [-]
sounds like someone's mom never bought them an xbox
#39 - sedativechunk (3 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, I don't think you missed out on anything. The custom games got old fast, at least for me. I am a die hard veteran of Halo 2, having played that more than any other Halo game. I had Halo 3, Halo 4, Halo Reach, ODST, played them all. Honestly, none of them captured me as much as Halo 2 did. I almost envy you in a way, that your last great memories of Halo were on Halo 2, and not ruined by the mediocrity of Halo 4 and things.
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#41 - herecomesjohnny (3 hours ago) [-]
(i also long to have played odst, tried it at a friend's and the story seemed nice)
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#21 - potatot (12 hours ago) [-]
you missed out big time
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#22 - herecomesjohnny (10 hours ago) [-]
oh i know, halo 3 was the most hyped game ever made back then i only got my hands on it at other people's houses, it felt awful
#20 - **** got a bit graphic there with the humping 15 hours ago on Meenge Enav Wepl Xesovioc +1
#23 - sequel material 15 hours ago on Nyto Zexir Ytomami Pick 0
#1471642 - tbh even northernlion does little ******* like these because h…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1471643 - thematthew (16 hours ago) [-]
there's fucking up, and then there is thinking your fuck up was a master strategy.

it doesn't matter anyway, he never had enough red hearts to use it properly, though i guess he could have used it to clear a floor faster, which would have opened up boss rush for him.
#15 - good to know the bartender from Catherine found a gig in the a…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on he gives zero fucks +10
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#21 - morelazors (23 hours ago) [-]
Wasn't he Satan?
#38 - >rosario dawson will never feed you grapes in your roman vi… 07/27/2016 on backed +1
#1471489 - the only reason to play league is with friends and the only re… 07/27/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1471429 - haha shadowrun returns oh man that's cruel 07/27/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0