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#72 - that's at least better than "raising awareness", whi… 08/21/2014 on Two and a half fucks given 0
#1027519 - h is for hidamari  [+] (18 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1027520 - bestfoxgirl (08/21/2014) [-]
I is for Ika Musume
#1027521 - kibitzer (08/21/2014) [-]
J is for Joshiraku
#1027522 - Rei (08/21/2014) [-]
K is for Koutetsushin Jeeg
#1027523 - voony (08/21/2014) [-]
L is for L
#1027524 - yibdiy (08/21/2014) [-]
M is for Muay Thai
#1027525 - awesomedewd (08/21/2014) [-]
N is for NEET
#1027527 - anon (08/21/2014) [-]
O is for Oreimo
#1027528 - hsm (08/21/2014) [-]
P is for Pure
#1027531 - vicetone has deleted their comment.
#1027530 - ryomanagare (08/21/2014) [-]
Q is for Quattro
#1027532 - qwertyjr (08/21/2014) [-]
R is for rape
#1027535 - lawuser (08/21/2014) [-]
S is for shit taste
User avatar #1027598 - nomora (08/21/2014) [-]
Oreimo was already mentioned though
User avatar #1027775 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2014) [-]
heh
User avatar #1027657 - killerliquid (08/21/2014) [-]
kek
#1027537 - Rei (08/21/2014) [-]
T is for Tsundere
#1027540 - jubnik (08/21/2014) [-]
U is for Rap-- I mean Upotte
#1027526 - Rei has deleted their comment.
#1034467 - "first thing i do in the morning is google my name" … 08/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1027493 - he links to those polls on the slice of life board  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1027495 - TheMather (08/21/2014) [-]
Ah, ok. I know about it since I follow a Toaru group on Facebook, and since Misaka's a frequent winner the mods are pretty hyped about it.
#1027487 - A.k.a the xaftz site  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1027490 - Xaftz (08/21/2014) [-]
Wait never mind, I forgot Tuesday was am off-day for voting.
User avatar #1027489 - Xaftz (08/21/2014) [-]
Pretty much. Except I skipped last vote cus lazy.
User avatar #1027488 - TheMather (08/21/2014) [-]
Xaftz?
User avatar #1027493 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2014) [-]
he links to those polls on the slice of life board
User avatar #1027495 - TheMather (08/21/2014) [-]
Ah, ok. I know about it since I follow a Toaru group on Facebook, and since Misaka's a frequent winner the mods are pretty hyped about it.
#399 - three, m'lord! pick three! 08/21/2014 on Special Forces Around The... +4
#1027465 - the sakurasou clutz and hanek? stay bad, reddit. 08/21/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1026993 - yooo, yooooooooo, urasawa's Pluto is the **** … 08/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#51 - fez was acclaimed world wide, just because fish went full assh…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on Will F for thumbs 0
#46 - phil fish is as famous as johnathan blow  [+] (3 new replies) 08/20/2014 on Will F for thumbs +1
User avatar #49 - dyalibya (08/20/2014) [-]
But I know Johnathan blow and Braid was actually good
User avatar #51 - herecomesjohnny (08/20/2014) [-]
fez was acclaimed world wide, just because fish went full asshole doesn't mean fez isn't uber famous and good
#51 - big daddy and happy gilmore tho 08/20/2014 on I love this story 0
#1025612 - barakamon's pretty nice, though i've been brushing up on the m… 08/19/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#57 - nichijou was so good though 08/19/2014 on I've made a huge mistake +5
#125 - we know it's you paul greene 08/19/2014 on anon faces a dilemma 0
#97 - that's a bit of a know-it-all annoying move by neil degrasse 08/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#42 - oops, football 08/19/2014 on Inbred 0
#41 - didn't lisa spend an episode predicting baseball scores for ho…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Inbred 0
User avatar #52 - evilklown (08/19/2014) [-]
American Football, I think.
User avatar #70 - catburglarpenis (08/19/2014) [-]
American Football.

Lol.

I'm not saying that what you said was bad, it's just that most people don't differentiate between the two, and they really should. You know, considering that us Americans are not definitive about anything in any way.
User avatar #73 - evilklown (08/19/2014) [-]
Well, being English we call the sport American Football. Even if I speak to an American, I say American Football - so the two aren't confused.
User avatar #77 - catburglarpenis (08/19/2014) [-]
We're the only ones in the world that call it soccer. I know so many people that get uppity when you say "football" referring to what Americans call "soccer".

I'm just one of the few that admit that there's an entire world out there that call it "football". And that's only because I've been around. Military service.
User avatar #78 - evilklown (08/19/2014) [-]
I really don't care what people call it - as long as they're clear as to what they are talking about
User avatar #42 - herecomesjohnny (08/19/2014) [-]
oops, football
#1025238 - okay so it might have some sidethoughts 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025231 - it's not pessimistic in its decline, that's what matters  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025233 - senjougahara (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025238 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
okay so it might have some sidethoughts
#1025211 - i think i know of one  [+] (11 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025218 - senjougahara (08/18/2014) [-]
Humanity is dying off. Thats not so happy.
User avatar #1025231 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
it's not pessimistic in its decline, that's what matters
#1025233 - senjougahara (08/18/2014) [-]
#1025238 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
okay so it might have some sidethoughts
User avatar #1025221 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
The Earth is happy, no longer has to deal with us killing it.
User avatar #1025222 - senjougahara (08/18/2014) [-]
The earth is also dying. No longer is the earth fertile and most of the animals are extinct.
User avatar #1025223 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
The fairies will revive it
User avatar #1025215 - fargfive (08/18/2014) [-]
But... Humanity is in decline. It's not quite happy-go-lucky. Our species is dying out and being replaced by amoral little munchkins.
User avatar #1025219 - nomora (08/18/2014) [-]
But that shit's fun, have you not seen it?
#1025220 - fargfive (08/18/2014) [-]
And at some point society lost the know-how to produce porn.
Horrifying.
User avatar #1025213 - awesomedewd (08/18/2014) [-]
I don't
#1025168 - they purposely mention phil dick like an elephant in the livin… 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025167 - then they get shredded though, and the Arise ones don't …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025172 - lawuser (08/18/2014) [-]
They sacrified themselves TWICE, god damn. My heart, man.
User avatar #1025169 - bababadsheep (08/18/2014) [-]
They are going to be a thing though, but a little bit smaller. Shit like the GiTS sized ones and the ones from Sora no Woto will never be made (for planetary combat) because losing a leg is really bad. Small, cheap, cat sized spider tanks armed with 9mm guns that swarm into criminals bases to shoot up anything organic that moves are possible. And terrifying.

Labors are feasible though. Not for military use, but the industry ones.
#1025162 - gits, anything about gits  [+] (4 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025163 - bababadsheep (08/18/2014) [-]
>not wanting moe spider tanks
#1025167 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
then they get shredded though, and the Arise ones don't have moe philosophy
User avatar #1025172 - lawuser (08/18/2014) [-]
They sacrified themselves TWICE, god damn. My heart, man.
User avatar #1025169 - bababadsheep (08/18/2014) [-]
They are going to be a thing though, but a little bit smaller. Shit like the GiTS sized ones and the ones from Sora no Woto will never be made (for planetary combat) because losing a leg is really bad. Small, cheap, cat sized spider tanks armed with 9mm guns that swarm into criminals bases to shoot up anything organic that moves are possible. And terrifying.

Labors are feasible though. Not for military use, but the industry ones.
#1025157 - well, here's what i got: OP: true answer, , and … 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1025135 - or just, you know, post a music you like  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1025136 - bababadsheep (08/18/2014) [-]
Well I did that, didn't I?
#1025157 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
well, here's what i got:
OP: true answer, www.youtube.com/watch?v=OasBTTMxa_U , and then maybe www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJoN-NBlGNk
ED: no clue, but hey this year so far has www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjUDCE6NTA and www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AO3JC_1MD8
mashup: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kERlFpPkROA
OST: well, off the top of my head, this IS pretty heavenly www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzCUTp7OPAI
character song: well, of course, www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMtDllZHDuw

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3320 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
>Until Dawn
>First past clip shown is an Indian
>Guy outside with glowing eyes that looks like a miner is holding a gun
>Death totems related to native americans
>Vision obviously supernatural
All right ***** it's time to get deductive on this ****
>Be miners
>Dig into spooky mine for cursed gold
>Unleash Wendigo/Skinwalker/yee naaldlooshi
>Spooky skinwalkers begin to eat and replace miners
>Start wandering woods
>Sole Survivor of mine incident meets indian
>Indian teaches ways of fighting them
>Vow to hunt down all of them to atone for sins
>Kids come to woods
>Kids actively being hunted by skinwalkers while miner attempts to destroy them
User avatar #3324 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
i think the thing reaching down to beth and hannah might not have even been trying to kill them
User avatar #3325 to #3324 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
It's clearly a miner trying to save them
User avatar #3322 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
heyhey they're doing until dawn!
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
That's where I saw the first part of the not assassin's creed truth video
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Pat's got a point about Josh though
User avatar #3315 - desacabose ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
What rational did Liam and Matt possibly have for not taking the disability fund money, that's so obviously going to come back and bite them in the ass
#3316 to #3315 - herecomesjohnny (08/22/2015) [-]
wow, no scrupules, cabose, evil
User avatar #3317 to #3316 - desacabose ONLINE (08/22/2015) [-]
You and I both know that money's just going to go for some Jack Daniels if they don't take it
User avatar #3318 to #3317 - herecomesjohnny (08/22/2015) [-]
the whole 'handicap railings in the school' motif will kinda reappear later, lightly but significantly
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2015) [-]
Not only was I validated the hipster was evil
User avatar #3311 - dsgjoker (08/21/2015) [-]
Random question, but where is your profile pic from?
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2015) [-]
well see it's the girl from Hyouka but as a dancing elf from Jinrui
not a satisfying answer i bet
User avatar #3313 to #3312 - dsgjoker (08/21/2015) [-]
Better than nothing, thanks man.
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2015) [-]
both are very fun stuff though, jinrui is a masterpiece!
#3306 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Decided to start watching the life is strange playthrough since the last episodes will release before I get through them

The teacher guy with glasses is giving me the Adachi vibe super hard

Beat the game and tell me if he's up to something before I watch more of the series so I can know if I should stop watching him intently
#3308 to #3306 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2015) [-]
I ain't spoiling you **** , the reveal will be better when you get there

also wrestlemania's being pretty fun eh?
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I wanted more Hulk Hogan impressions
User avatar #3310 to #3309 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2015) [-]
i want more pvp with rage and buff pat
User avatar #3307 to #3306 - desacabose ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I have been informed the last episodes probably wouldn't release before I finish watching
gg
no re
#3302 - desacabose ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
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