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#22 - It's a huge AAA blockbuster of a game, OP. Jesus.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Epic Level Up Is Epic +16
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#24 - tkfourtwoone (06/03/2015) [-]
I'm perfectly aware of that - yet I don't see the FJ population growing into it as they did with Skyrim, for instance.

Besides... it may be a AAA blockbuster, but for instance you still have at least 1 user below not recognizing it... so there's that.
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#42 - kibuza (06/04/2015) [-]
The reason you don't see much content is because we are all busy playing it.

Now excuse me while I go play it some more.
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#53 - tkfourtwoone (06/04/2015) [-]
Ha! Good point tho!
#26 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Maybe because Skyrim is more easily accessible for larger audiences than Witcher 3?
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#59 - tkfourtwoone (06/04/2015) [-]
Still, they went full mainstream (brilliant advertising, especially with the trailers prior to the launch of the game - and the 3-video series done by Gamespot that goes in depth with the history & origins of CDPR as a company) with Witcher 3, W2 was far more a niche-type than the Wild Hunt, IMO (not being released on consoles except on the 360 1 year later most likely had a huge saying)
#6 - They should call Robert Downey to solve the mystery of the mis… 06/03/2015 on So Johnny Depp is walking... 0
#173 - combine the two first gifs and you got Jurassic World right there. 06/03/2015 on Reaction GIFs Comp 0
#5 - I'd like to pronounce that but Akon't. 06/03/2015 on based akon +3
#14 - norwegians' souls have pores? dude 06/03/2015 on Fact comp #24 +3
#11 - so what's the context behind saunas over there? is it to clean…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Fact comp #24 +1
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#52 - kingderps (06/03/2015) [-]
Any I have been to we use towels to cover the goods.
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#33 - sirfapaton (06/03/2015) [-]
It's very relaxing.
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#12 - sienimies (06/03/2015) [-]
It cleanses your soul
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#14 - herecomesjohnny (06/03/2015) [-]
norwegians' souls have pores? dude
#5 - must've hurt. 06/03/2015 on The Shit I Find In Public... +1
#1157069 - i'll pass, that wasn't very enthusiastic  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1157070 - yeorgh (06/03/2015) [-]
Villain is pretty neat but that's about it.
#132 - To compensate, I could say that I had a hard time finishing Pr… 06/03/2015 on cloudberry 0
#1237834 - who'd be excited to play the new fable?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1237837 - raeptiemx (06/03/2015) [-]
I...I would
#13 - France doesn't give funding to Québec. It's the second highes… 06/03/2015 on France 0
#12 - Frenchfag here, nah we just used obsolete strategies… 06/03/2015 on France 0
#33 - Makes for great movie settings though  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Fuck you, Bob 0
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#35 - jokexplain (06/03/2015) [-]
Basically, a homeowners association, in america, is another layer of government. Federal, state, county, city, HOA. In an ideal world made of fairies and lollipops, the HOA would just maintain the public greenbelt and make sure no meth labs popped up, and negotiate with the city for a better group rate on power and water and trash and such. In the real world, HOAs exist so that small-minded people can fuck with each other with the consequence that if you are on the wrong end of being fucked with, you are legally obligated to sell your house and move.
#1157057 - should I try this?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1157067 - yeorgh (06/03/2015) [-]
Ehh, sure why not.
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#1157069 - herecomesjohnny (06/03/2015) [-]
i'll pass, that wasn't very enthusiastic
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#1157070 - yeorgh (06/03/2015) [-]
Villain is pretty neat but that's about it.
#30 - Picture 06/03/2015 on Fuck you, Bob +1
#1237781 - hey eezo. Thank god the board didn't buy into this h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1238105 - eezo (06/03/2015) [-]
Yee
#27 - The way americans meddle in their overall neighbourhood aesthe…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Fuck you, Bob +1
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#32 - jokexplain (06/03/2015) [-]
You think americans are bad at it? Try getting approval for a new house in an english village that doesn't match the "rustic aesthetic."
#33 - herecomesjohnny (06/03/2015) [-]
Makes for great movie settings though
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#35 - jokexplain (06/03/2015) [-]
Basically, a homeowners association, in america, is another layer of government. Federal, state, county, city, HOA. In an ideal world made of fairies and lollipops, the HOA would just maintain the public greenbelt and make sure no meth labs popped up, and negotiate with the city for a better group rate on power and water and trash and such. In the real world, HOAs exist so that small-minded people can fuck with each other with the consequence that if you are on the wrong end of being fucked with, you are legally obligated to sell your house and move.
#29 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Thing is you get a nice neighbourhood where people take care of their yards & property and smack dab in the middle you get some lazy fucker that lets the grass grow long and the house / fence is in general disrepair . It looks like shit and if you're the neighbour beside that person or across the street and you want to sell your home you usually have people coming out to look at the property / neighbourhood and when they see that across the street they think twice about wanting to live there . It lowers property values and looks like shit . It's different when you live in a slum ( like you do ) and everybody's home looks like that so you obviously have no concept of what's going on there .
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#28 - ministermax (06/03/2015) [-]
It's really stupid.

I'm not sure if i'm just lazy as hell or don't give a fuck, but who cares how tall the grass is in my fenced in backyard. Who cares what color my fence is unless it's fluorescent pink or something. Who cares if I have an animal if the animal doesn't act loudly.

Over here in 'Murica we love to complain and get involved in shit that really doesn't matter, and i'm not sure why.

So many people complain about not having free time or constantly having to do mundane things when half of the things they're doing aren't even needed IE: moving house furniture or organizing dishes.

There are times where being a lazy shitlord has its perks for sure.
#121 - Legends was too easy. At least Origins had some challenge sometimes  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on cloudberry 0
#131 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
Too easy my ass. Sounds like you're just trying to look like a badass.
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#132 - herecomesjohnny (06/03/2015) [-]
To compensate, I could say that I had a hard time finishing Prince of Persia 2.
#30477 - it's a ******* mystery at this point 06/03/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#11 - the practice in my country (and a number of EU nations) is to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on apple jacks....your education +1
#13 - majordraco (06/02/2015) [-]
I concur

Whoo I get to use this again.
#1156908 - nah shakabrah, death note will always be perenially hall-of-fame tier 06/02/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#9 - *competition my english is dumb sometimes  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on apple jacks....your education +1
#10 - majordraco (06/02/2015) [-]
I occasionally the English also.

Yeah it would be like saying that buying your groceries online cheaper, is stealing from your neighborhood farmer's market.

Related because bananas
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
the practice in my country (and a number of EU nations) is to restrict fiscal optimization abuse whenever the company/contributor cannot justify financial advantages of delocalizing your revenue/assets apart for fiscal motivations. It's a pretty lax temperament. And then there are 'exit taxes' putting impositions on latent profits from delocalized assets. Anyway my point is "fiscal evasion oh nooooo!" isn't necessarily evil or illegal, is all.
#13 - majordraco (06/02/2015) [-]
I concur

Whoo I get to use this again.
#8 - Fiscal concurrence between countries is a perfectly normal pra…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2015 on apple jacks....your education +3
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#9 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
*competition
my english is dumb sometimes
#10 - majordraco (06/02/2015) [-]
I occasionally the English also.

Yeah it would be like saying that buying your groceries online cheaper, is stealing from your neighborhood farmer's market.

Related because bananas
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#11 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
the practice in my country (and a number of EU nations) is to restrict fiscal optimization abuse whenever the company/contributor cannot justify financial advantages of delocalizing your revenue/assets apart for fiscal motivations. It's a pretty lax temperament. And then there are 'exit taxes' putting impositions on latent profits from delocalized assets. Anyway my point is "fiscal evasion oh nooooo!" isn't necessarily evil or illegal, is all.
#13 - majordraco (06/02/2015) [-]
I concur

Whoo I get to use this again.
#68 - sure, but about what you said i still think you should give re…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2015 on Priorities 0
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#75 - binuclear (06/02/2015) [-]
I wanna highschool, then maybe in college when I have a car, my own apartment, and a job. Then I would feel more adequate in forming a relationship. Thanks for the encouragement though!
#64 - I might have been a bit snarky too.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2015 on Priorities 0
#67 - binuclear (06/02/2015) [-]
Friends?
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#68 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
sure, but about what you said i still think you should give relationships a chance, there's so much more happiness to it than the adversarial aspects fj usually points out. Even if it doesn't end well man.
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#75 - binuclear (06/02/2015) [-]
I wanna highschool, then maybe in college when I have a car, my own apartment, and a job. Then I would feel more adequate in forming a relationship. Thanks for the encouragement though!
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2799 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
sayonara zetsubou sensei wallpaper 1
#2796 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper final
#2777 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
wiki banner final HOT DAMN 3.5
#2768 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
tatami galaxy wallpaper 1 final
#2723 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
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paprika wallpaper 1
#2791 to #2724 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
alt
#2703 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
quote for wp: "People of Earth, rejoice! Keiji Kiriya just found another can opener! Act now, and for every Rita Vratasky-brand can opener you purchase, you'll recieve a second Keiji Kiriya-brand can opener at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!" -All You Need Is Kill
#2839 to #2703 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
All You Need Is Kill wallpaper 1

(eh)
#2626 to #1901 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#2643 to #2626 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
what
come on tell me
#2644 to #2643 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I posted there on accident
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#2582 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
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kill la kill wallpaper 2
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alt
#2521 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
note to self: potential wallpaper
#2797 to #2521 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper 1
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mawaru penguindrum wallpaper 1
#2510 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
best monogirl wp
#2487 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
3x3 fish version
#2451 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
redline wallpaper 1
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redline wallpaper 2
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ping pong wallpaper 1
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kill la kill wallpaper 1 final
#1950 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
Jyoshikausei wallpaper 1
#1965 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
jyoshikausei wallpaper 2
#2138 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: fix the shading
#1968 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
yeorgh & yusay
yeah i think i'm gonna stop pestering with the mentions and let people just check whatever when going on the profile
#1969 to #1968 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
I like this one more, eyebrows has more focus.
#1970 to #1969 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
still in denial that retard girl is the best eh
#1971 to #1970 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Even Gahara agrees with me, stop fighting it johnny.
#1951 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
yusay, yeorgh, if you wanna, whatever
#1953 to #1951 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Green is too bright.
#1956 to #1953 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
#1957 to #1956 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Actually the main issue right now is that my monitor is a lot taller than it is wide so this happens.
#1959 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
need help or you good?
#1960 to #1959 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm good thanks, just cut it up a bit.
#1958 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
way to make jyoshikausei wallpapers look creepy
#1954 to #1953 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
But i'll take it since it's simple.
#1955 to #1954 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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#1946 to #1945 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 2 thumb fixed
#1948 to #1946 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri wallpaper 2
damn that's easier on the eyes
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#1984 to #1949 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 3
#2139 to #1984 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: guy isn't clean enough
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#1903 to #1902 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
hey yusay i think i'm happy with this one
#1904 to #1903 - yusay (06/01/2014) [-]
Not clean enough for me.
#1905 to #1904 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
as in it's not polished enough or just the cluttered structure?
#1906 to #1905 - yusay (06/01/2014) [-]
Both. I just use a 1920x1080 version of this.
#1907 to #1906 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
hmpfh.
#3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
It annoys me so ******* much that pat refuses to read the descriptions of magic items
#3658 to #3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
"Hey Pat who's that guy over there called John"
"Oh that's Jerry he's like super cool and stuff"
Pat's getting more wrong as these videos go on, how do you do it giinthir
#3660 to #3658 - giinthir (05/22/2016) [-]
Pay attention to the playthrough to the extent that he pays attention to the game himself
#3661 to #3660 - desacabose ONLINE (05/22/2016) [-]
I like the cut of your jib
#3659 to #3658 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
dude i don't know, i uninstalled the game for exams and i don't wanna spoil myself
#3655 - bluboyrulez (05/21/2016) [-]
Hey, can you post your avatar for me please?
I think it's really cute :3
#3656 to #3655 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
GIF
no prob
#3653 - desacabose ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
[Name of place]
Pat: This isn't place
>Sit at bonfire
[Bonfire of Name of place]
Pat: This can't be place
#3654 to #3653 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
WITH having played it already? sheesh.
#3646 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Are you watching the Dark 3 lp
#3647 to #3646 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
mildly
#3648 to #3647 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 Part 12 "Blind lp"
#3649 to #3648 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
i'm going to uni tho
#3650 to #3649 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
>Hit by leeches and instantly pulls out the torch
It's like that time he coincidentally found the illusory wall in bloodborne
#3651 to #3650 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
s-some of us trudged through the cathedral leeches the hard way
#3652 to #3651 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
I saw a message that told me to try torch
Pat just used his magic
#3643 - desacabose ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
I got invaded by someone called Pat Hunter
I can only assume it was giinthir
#3645 to #3643 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
>pat's' char in his ds playthrough
>ginger and bald
#3644 to #3643 - giinthir (05/03/2016) [-]
Like I'd ever make a build, or give myself a name without liking it.
#3640 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
MGO is super dead and I keep being put into 3v1 matches
**** off MGO
#3641 to #3640 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
awwwww

in other news after 70 hours i finally finished chapter 1 and what the **** skullface isn't with us for the long ride?
#3642 to #3641 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
It's still kind of fun I guess
#3639 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
I'm gonna try MGO
#3638 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2016) [-]
I finally did everything in Ground Zeroes
#3629 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Guess who's going nuclear
#3630 to #3629 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
aw yeah and mgo is go, too
#3631 to #3630 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Isn't MGO like super dead
#3633 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
nah nah mate, listen, it's brand spanking new with mgsV
#3632 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
what? danield was super hyped about it
#3626 - yeorgh (02/12/2016) [-]
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You like stuff with kids right? cus this one is bitching johnny, bitching.
#3627 to #3626 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/12/2016) [-]
>you like stuff with kids?
way to make me sound pedo, man
but cool, i'll give it a shot, got nothing to read these days
#3628 to #3627 - yeorgh (02/12/2016) [-]
It's alright, I don't judge.
#3634 to #3628 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
does he shack up with rice girl?
#3636 to #3634 - yeorgh (02/13/2016) [-]
No idea but nothing yet.
#3635 to #3634 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
so they cook? it's a thing about cooking together? that's pretty nice
#3637 to #3635 - yeorgh (02/13/2016) [-]
It's happy family cooking.