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#21 - but you do get that the term "social justice warriors&quo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2015 on SJWs -10
#37 - donclawleone (07/28/2015) [-]
#35 - anon (07/28/2015) [-]
no dude
just no
User avatar #34 - corybufkin (07/28/2015) [-]
shut up, meg
#26 - isolovegames (07/27/2015) [-]
No we're black knights... the heroes the internet needs but doesn't deserve.
#31 - ughhh  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on !!*!!RK -1
#32 - joekerr (07/27/2015) [-]
Like literally ... destroyed.
#99 - 120 is a luxury. Great but never necessary. 07/27/2015 on 30 FPS vs 60 FPS 0
#26 - they're bringing another version of wolverine from another aut…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2015 on !!*!!RK -1
#30 - joekerr (07/27/2015) [-]
You must not now about the ongoing secret wars. The multiverse was destroyed, there's only battleworld left.
User avatar #31 - herecomesjohnny (07/27/2015) [-]
ughhh
#32 - joekerr (07/27/2015) [-]
Like literally ... destroyed.
#35 - guy didn't actually finish his costume in time, did he 07/27/2015 on Never skip leg day +4
#31 - fj's always agressive towards women, it's just a side effect o…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2015 on either way, i'm fine with it +21
#37 - yuichka (07/27/2015) [-]
Im not a virgin and what i can say is that my respect to people who make lewd pictures of themselves to public is cut in half.

I just don't see what's so cool and "right" about it, that's it.

I automatically think the person is seeking attention, while acting lightheaded, at the same time plays the hard to get girl, it's annoying to see.

I myself wouldn't date a girl who posts lewd pictures of herself on the internet :/
User avatar #51 - aulubear (07/27/2015) [-]
You yourself wouldn't date a girl*
User avatar #48 - graboidzero (07/27/2015) [-]
The girl has got a crop top on, how on earth is that lewd? Jesus you're gonna stay a virgin until you scrap enough money to pay for a hooker the age of your grandma.
#64 - yuichka (07/27/2015) [-]
k fam

keep calling everyone a virgin just because you find attention whoring attractive
#63 - yuichka has deleted their comment.
#55 - Nobody cared who he was before he put on the muzzle. 07/27/2015 on Harley's gifts for baby... +16
#155 - wellp, these other guys took a head start and were already at … 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
#152 - >some redneckbeard actually took the time to draw this 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch +1
#150 - probably thinking that hey maybe if they break something impor…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Messin' With Sasquatch 0
User avatar #154 - thechosentroll (07/27/2015) [-]
It's a fucking tank, though. As long as the people inside are alive, it's dangerous as fuck. As a wise Vladimir once said:

We are tank.
They take out tracks, we artillery.
They take out gun, we pillbox.
They take out armor, we heroes.
#155 - herecomesjohnny (07/27/2015) [-]
wellp, these other guys took a head start and were already at the heroes part.
#38 - france is one of the oldest and staunchest nato members, though 07/27/2015 on Wish Upon a UN 0
#90 - aw man, the comics got political. 07/27/2015 on Get Gunned 0
#32148 - season 3 was a really fun watch. 07/26/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1277803 - the only thing he can't cut is calories (◕‿◕✿) 07/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +4
#1168045 - find him some punctuation marks too while we're at it 07/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#14 - too much stuff grinds fj's gears  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on really... +4
#15 - astatine (07/26/2015) [-]
It's the only grinding we can get really
#11 - So what's so bad about this here? 07/26/2015 on Bart 0
#1277464 - 1. Have a generation with low attention span 2. Make a gam… 07/26/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1168032 - Good lord the acting seems awful. 07/26/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#21 - but it's a constant stream in the first gif and in ur mum  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2015 on Man of Steel/Batman vs... -1
User avatar #42 - sonicg (07/26/2015) [-]
Beam didn't have enough time to pierce all the way through to the outside as his head was moving too fast in that split second.
User avatar #47 - iamthepapercut (07/26/2015) [-]
Or because if it would've stayed continuous it would've smeared the guy in the second gif so they said fuck it. What it looks like to me
#66 - you're a girl that comes home for college and find yourself re… 07/26/2015 on Gone Home Speedrun 0
#45 - Is that Lena Dunham? **** Lena Dunham. She molested her… 07/26/2015 on Crock blocked 0
#51 - maybe the storyboard writer is simply more a football guy, is all 07/26/2015 on cheecki breekii 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2015 on Feminists 0
#7 - rejakted (07/25/2015) [-]
Whoa there.
#71 - ....do I smell google translate? 07/25/2015 on Words you cant translate 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3302 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
4u
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
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