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#94 - in someone's defense, the salad tongs were probably a rescue m…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Up the arse +4
User avatar #96 - Brodyjguy (22 hours ago) [-]
Deeper!
#1084639 - C-Cillian Murphy? You were great in Sunshine, dude!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1084640 - princekyle (10/29/2014) [-]
C'mon, my jaw isn't that defined.
#1066392 - it shows simon grew, it shows it better than defeating the bad… 10/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1066370 - Simon literally played frisbee with a galaxy, what more closur…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1066375 - fargfive (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah and that fuckin' sucked.
He just finished a battle that involved tossing galaxies at eachother by punching a hole in the bad guy but he can't save the girl even after all that crap about being unstoppable if you believe in yourself someone that believes in you?
I get why it happened, but I refuse to believe it needed to happen the way it did. There was absolutely no specific reason that it had to end that way besides the staying power of "oh remember that sucker punch at the end of TTGL? I should buy more Nia figs to see if it makes it hurt less!"

Materu is a good comparison because it does practically the same thing. Everybody's happy Except the childhood friend but fuck her , and then surprise! the girl's gone because shocking endings sell blurays.
User avatar #1066465 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
Well technically he wasn't tossing any real galaxies. They were in a pocket universe where thought was given form, a plot device allowing the creators to go super-hype-mode. The wedding scene showed just how much he has matured. Just because you're waifu didn't survive doesn't mean that it's a bad ending. He prolonged her death, she still lived for like a year or something after the final battle, if that makes you feel any better.
User avatar #1066392 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
it shows simon grew, it shows it better than defeating the bad guy. Just because it's not 100% happy ending doesn't mean it didn't have closure, that's a really picky criteria, man.
#1066083 - pff, i don't even know the show, i'm just spitballing 10/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1066079 - (...they get energy from lightning rods? huh, nifty)  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1066081 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
Don't you smart-ass me you
User avatar #1066083 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
pff, i don't even know the show, i'm just spitballing
#1066073 - aporogy for poor engrish, but powerlines as in the electric ca…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1066077 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
the thingies with the electricity and the no-no-touchies
User avatar #1066079 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
(...they get energy from lightning rods? huh, nifty)
User avatar #1066081 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
Don't you smart-ass me you
User avatar #1066083 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
pff, i don't even know the show, i'm just spitballing
#1066068 - the church steeple and weather rooster thing are just very tiny.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1066069 - alleksi (10/28/2014) [-]
And the powerlines happen to be at arms reach
User avatar #1066073 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
aporogy for poor engrish, but powerlines as in the electric cables or what?
User avatar #1066077 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
the thingies with the electricity and the no-no-touchies
User avatar #1066079 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
(...they get energy from lightning rods? huh, nifty)
User avatar #1066081 - alleksi (10/29/2014) [-]
Don't you smart-ass me you
User avatar #1066083 - herecomesjohnny (10/29/2014) [-]
pff, i don't even know the show, i'm just spitballing
#1066059 - wallpapers are on rotation and here's what's right nnnnnnow. 10/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#9 - ugly...wrinkled....balls! 10/28/2014 on Big Daddy 0
#1066034 - guy literally just shakes manga panels of kare kano in front o… 10/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1084305 - i like the savannah, why don't we have more games in the savan… 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#7 - give a murder watch to a drunk guy, okay 10/28/2014 on The best watch ever 0
#1084158 - tell me about it, i'm french, chinese and on the internet  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084698 - samous (10/29/2014) [-]
at least you're not a nigger
#1084151 - well now i just feel bad. S-sorry  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084153 - samous (10/28/2014) [-]
it's okay, I'm used to it
User avatar #1084158 - herecomesjohnny (10/28/2014) [-]
tell me about it, i'm french, chinese and on the internet
User avatar #1084698 - samous (10/29/2014) [-]
at least you're not a nigger
#1084142 - i'm not sure, but i think the /v/irgin that probably made this… 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1084136 - which is like being the world's tallest midget  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1084141 - samous (10/28/2014) [-]
sad but true
User avatar #1084151 - herecomesjohnny (10/28/2014) [-]
well now i just feel bad. S-sorry
User avatar #1084153 - samous (10/28/2014) [-]
it's okay, I'm used to it
User avatar #1084158 - herecomesjohnny (10/28/2014) [-]
tell me about it, i'm french, chinese and on the internet
User avatar #1084698 - samous (10/29/2014) [-]
at least you're not a nigger
#1084125 - heavy metal is for weenies  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1084130 - samous (10/28/2014) [-]
omg u did'nt
#1084117 - ...microsoft never advertised it as the game of the century. T… 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#25683 - edgar wright dropped out of ant-man, though  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25701 - ljxjlos (10/29/2014) [-]
Didn´t read about that - hell, that movie is one hell of a ride. Wonder if it´ll come out good despite all the problems.
#1065854 - seconding law. ;___; 10/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#41 - does that guy have a lot of beauty spots or is that just art c…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Description 0
User avatar #42 - wedgie (10/28/2014) [-]
it's from the movie fury, so it's dirt! It's still a work in progress so gonna work more on that!
#1083679 - a-are his eyes supposed to be that far apart?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1083691 - tentaquil (10/28/2014) [-]
it's bennyduck crunchybitch's son
User avatar #1083694 - sannukas (10/28/2014) [-]
i thought it was bendadick cuminbitch.
#1065661 - ah. right. 10/28/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#10 - what? no, it's the most puerile **** , i was just …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on scumfuck bigot: a gamergate... 0
User avatar #12 - huntergriff (10/28/2014) [-]
meh, i'm literally just posting to just spread the word and such :/

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2889 to #2888 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
yes boss
yes boss
User avatar #2878 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
You like Liar Game right? I just started it after finishing One Outs since they're by the same author. Pretty interesting, although a lot less dialogue heavy so far.
#2879 to #2878 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
...One Outs and Liar Game are by the same author?? holy 						****
...One Outs and Liar Game are by the same author?? holy ****
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, and it really shows in the writing and art style. Even down to that **** eating grin he draws that makes me want to punch the guys.
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
i've only ever saw the one outs anime so i can't compare
so how you finding liar game? the first "game" isn't great, the beginning isn't the best part
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
First game was kind of simple and easy to guess what he was doing, but it was still pretty enjoyable. Looks like it'll be a good read.
User avatar #2883 to #2882 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
the second one sets the vibe for the rest of the series, kinda. Second one's actually really neat
God, now that i think about it liar game and one outs are pretty alike in the mind games and all that, makes so much sense
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
I'll get started on that later today.
One Outs got pretty crazy towards the end, Tokuchi was a mastermind. Real shame though that the anime ended right before Tokuchi became the new owner.
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Well I might get saddled on the one outs manga then, sounds exciting
User avatar #2886 to #2885 - yusay ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
If you want to pick it up where the anime stopped, it's Ch 83. A fair amount of the chapters the anime covered aren't translated. And it says 175 chapters total, but 168 is the ending and the last 7 chapters are some earlier stuff and then some epilogue.
#2887 to #2886 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
alright then, thanks for the heads up
#2890 to #2887 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Oh **** , they take place in the same world.
User avatar #2891 to #2890 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
i like that kind of wink to authors' other stuff
User avatar #2892 to #2891 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
It's pretty nice, got a smile out of me.

Nao though is way too gullible.
User avatar #2893 to #2892 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
she smartens up later... little by little.
User avatar #2894 to #2893 - yusay ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
I hope so. This Revival Game is really hard to read with her constantly getting tricked.
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
well i'm not going to spoil anything but i'll just say she's much less airhead later on
User avatar #2877 - desacabose (10/15/2014) [-]
Woolie has gained a cestus hard on
User avatar #2871 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
do i have you on steam?
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah you added me when you were leaving for some top sekrits op
User avatar #2874 to #2872 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
what the hell was your name again?

don't get upset
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
nah it's cool. ketchupdelite. Add an alias to fj'ers, it's what i do.
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
I actually do have you
User avatar #2869 - desacabose (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Pat and Matt somehow made the red sea with their Walking Dead Season 2 playthrough
User avatar #2873 to #2870 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
pat's got frustration issues, man
#2867 - spookyscary (09/25/2014) [-]
BOOGA WOOGA BOO   
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
BOOGA WOOGA BOO
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
#2859 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on this is just ********
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
i don't even use the phasing powerup past the phasing challenge level
#2861 to #2860 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Get your ******* MLG ass outta here, frenchie
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
do a pure shovel run!
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
No thanks, I my keyboard intact
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
oh hey by the way, if you see a wandering boss called the baz, it's matt and pat that got him in there when kickstarting the game
#2865 to #2864 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

Also there's a hall of fame for people who kickstarted the thing, but I didn't see either of them. I did see Egoraptor though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
hm, i don't know, i did hear on their podcast they contributed to it and the baz got in there as thanks or something.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
*in
#2843 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
User avatar #2840 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
tfw i did it
#2841 to #2840 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
what?
what?
#2835 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Freud wanted to **** his mother and beat his friends to death
DO YOU GET IT YET JOHNNY
DO YA
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2: Pat teaches kids psychology
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
*sponsored by woolie falling in lava
#2831 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
What a weak ******* ending.
They should have stopped at the final choice.
Also I wanted to get away from Jane but didn't have enough time to decide to so I got stuck with her. **** her.
And **** this ending
#2832 to #2831 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, we have the same. Though I consciously forgave her since that's what my Lee would have wanted me to do. Though I did feel good calling her a crazy bitch.
#2833 to #2832 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't forgive her, **** her. I mean her getting Kenny killed just to proove a point is equally better, if not WORSE than Kenny's " **** everything and everyone" attitude.

I swear Clementine should just go by herself, she's the most competent person out there.

Also **** Arvo, that ******* кучи син да му еба майката на тоя путьо, should have ******* killed him when I had the chance.

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE EPISODE THOUGH: That flashback with Lee, goddammit I almost burst into tears
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
i actually did tear up a bit with lee. It was too poignant, man.
#2825 to #2824 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
#2826 to #2825 - danield (08/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to pull me out.

Skelly master race
#2811 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
You like TBFP?
User avatar #2828 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
so?
#2829 to #2828 - notsoulmyr (09/01/2014) [-]
Uh ... uh ...
Well I got more work ...
User avatar #2821 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
hey man you finish walking dead?
#2822 to #2821 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh right, I forgot.
Well I'm currently drawing a commission, but I'll get on those zombies as soon as i finish it
#2823 to #2822 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
alright, go get 'em champ.
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
now and then i watch a bit, yuhuh
#2813 to #2812 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I see.
I used to watch the **** out of their stuff.
Although now I'm not a big fan of all these new "BFP" videos with Woolie and Liam. I miss just Pat and Matt.
#2814 to #2813 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
i see, but eh i don't hate liam and woolie, they can be pretty fun

but yeah i used to watch them a lot too back in the day
#2815 to #2814 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike them, but they're not as good as Pat&Matt.

Back when there was only two of them, with no animated intro and the sing-along version of the intro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
wel they still don't do animated intros that often i think. I think I started watching them at around season 2 of their machinima thing.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I think the first video of theirs I saw was Duke Nukem Forever
#2818 to #2817 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man you're making me reach far back into the past here. I think my first was LA NOIRE I FOUND THIS GUN!!!! IS IT YOURS!!?? or something
#2819 to #2818 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah, good times.
User avatar #2807 - desacabose (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn son
Woolie's getting good
#2808 to #2807 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
grandma swamp has her ways
#2802 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
>Woolie
>Invasions
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
have they gotten recognized by people yet?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
How would they know
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
by a post on reddit/whatever going "hey guys look at this screenshot of me helping/fighting woolie!"
User avatar #2806 to #2805 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
oh right
User avatar #2792 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
Who chose to go to law school, you, or your parents
#2793 to #2792 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford   
   
you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford

you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
#2801 to #2793 - notsoulmyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Man I've always wanted to know a luchador!
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