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#1439503 - MAY IMPURE BLOOD WATER OUR FIELDS  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1439504 - averagewhitekid (8 hours ago) [-]
Personne n'échappe à mon regard
#8 - may impure blood water our fields  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on daft cunt +15
#21 - dragonjackel (1 hour ago) [-]
Worst Waifu
Only true bei is Mei
#15 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
Very manly feet...
#16 - uh....I used to live in shanghai. Some cheaper places actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on whit ppl +1
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#27 - angelusprimus (3 hours ago) [-]
Hong Kong too.
Especially in the street stands.
#24 - you praise /pol/ for making pertinent discussions and then cal…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on Anon Reflects On His Life... +8
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#31 - deaminzaints (6 hours ago) [-]
nooo he calls anyone who believes /pol/ is just a bunch of shitposting, a retard.
it was very specific, the only way you'd miss it was if you were a ret- Oh i see.
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#46 - trollmobile (3 hours ago) [-]
he's literally using the "you have to subscribe to one extreme" argument in his last sentence.

anon is the retard.
#40 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
"mfw retards believe there can still be a magical fairy land where everyone hugs and kisses and lives in harmony and hate both /pol/ and SJW for being extremes"
This line goes against your claim
#17 - oh idk i just the book format 9 hours ago on Dc rebirth +1
#11 - what kind of bank account doesn't have an overdraft limit?  [+] (11 new replies) 18 hours ago on going broke af +157
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#58 - thepizzadevourer (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure his bank account has a bad case of "inspect element".
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#26 - belshir (12 hours ago) [-]
credit card?
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#48 - rebornpotato (11 hours ago) [-]
Credit cards have a limit still to what you can spend. If you have a shitty credit score of like 400 they're not going to be like "naw it's fine take out 50grand of items it's cool you're obviously not good for it"
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#20 - dsendz (14 hours ago) [-]
My bank asked me if I wanted my card to be denied or if I wanted them to pay for what I overdrew. I chose the former obviously.
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#31 - datsheriff (12 hours ago) [-]
My bank gives me a 24hr period to correct overdrafts.

Overdrafts draw from my savings, plus a ~$30 fee. It's why I keep a close eye on my account.
#123 - verycoolcat (3 hours ago) [-]
That happened to a co worker. They drained her savings account.
#119 - sexuality (4 hours ago) [-]
I was going to comment to say how impressed I was with your bank for offering a 24-hour window for overdraft correction, but then you mentioned a $30 fee just to draw the actual money from your savings?

I totally understand a fee for pure overdrafting (a $30-$40 one), and I totally understand a fee for overdrafting your checking and pulling from your savings (a $2-$4 one), but a considerably large fee just to use your own actual money from a separate personal account, within the original bank? Hopefully I'm misunderstanding something.
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#137 - mralice (2 hours ago) [-]
My credit union does the same douche move.
First overdraft is taken from savings with a $5 fee. 2nd is a $30 fee. The 3rd-6th is a $60 fee. Only after being charged $215 in overdraft fees do they decline the card.

Found out the hard way when my wife overdrafted her account all day thinking her paycheck went through. Its painful to see a $60 fee for them to move $1.75. $61.75 for a pack of gum

This is exactly why my wife and I have our own, unconnected banking accounts.
#156 - anon (22 minutes ago) [-]
Poor man's prenup
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#24 - yaybacon (13 hours ago) [-]
Same, I'd rather suffer momentary embarrassment rather than pay a fee for going over.
#18 - jeanmariegrangon (14 hours ago) [-]
Some rich people don't.
#1439312 - i even remember the cheeseburger 18 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on never grows'd up +23
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#9 - kameken (12 hours ago) [-]
Best girl
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#8 - alexandervascus (14 hours ago) [-]
Nowi a best
#7 - zetsuboukamina (15 hours ago) [-]
>posting worst mamkute
#31 - Europe doesn't actually care for geographical borders, neither… 19 hours ago on Umravny Sotyokochi Sarsoklua +1
#30 - actually since the start of the century it's mostly east europ… 19 hours ago on Umravny Sotyokochi Sarsoklua +1
#29 - Well corruption and human rights neglect is why the Commission… 19 hours ago on Umravny Sotyokochi Sarsoklua +1
#28 - i just had an exam on international and european social law th… 19 hours ago on Umravny Sotyokochi Sarsoklua +5
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Men vs Women +1
#12 - turbanmasher Comment deleted by herecomesjohnny
#6 - uh.....  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on let them +19
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#14 - raideoactivepilot (5 hours ago) [-]
Eating=Fucking.
#4 - are you just taking random snips of random threads or what 20 hours ago on Anon says there's nothing... -2
#31 - you think it's' because of gender studies that gotcha journali… 20 hours ago on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz -1
#20 - fj does go "wow so hardcore **** you **** you" whene… 20 hours ago on /pol/itician votes for Bernie +6
#29 - gotcha journalism will turn anything into a more clickbaity story  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz 0
#30 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
Journalism has degraded beyond all recognition.
Probably cause of all those gender studies.
And probably cause their job evolved into lying for money.
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#31 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
you think it's' because of gender studies that gotcha journalism exists?
#26 - you think a woman can't give positive encouragement because we…  [+] (4 new replies) 20 hours ago on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz 0
#28 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
I stated that most people are biased.
It could happen, it's not America.
But the chances are slimmer then my hope in the education system making sense one day.
And perhaps the event wouldn't have been received in such a way if they wanted to encourage them.
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#29 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
gotcha journalism will turn anything into a more clickbaity story
#30 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
Journalism has degraded beyond all recognition.
Probably cause of all those gender studies.
And probably cause their job evolved into lying for money.
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#31 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
you think it's' because of gender studies that gotcha journalism exists?
#11 - that's the end, the climax  [+] (2 new replies) 20 hours ago on Dc rebirth 0
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#14 - needsauceadmisblan (11 hours ago) [-]
i know but i dont know which issue it is. i mean they did do issues right or am i just being too fucking lazy about this?
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#17 - herecomesjohnny (9 hours ago) [-]
oh idk i just the book format
#10 - why would manhattan take the comedians pin? 20 hours ago on Dc rebirth 0
#4 - oh **** that editing is michaelangelo tier 20 hours ago on memers 0
#9 - or not everything black and white, trayvon was a violent assho… 20 hours ago on KEK +6
#23 - i'm just wondering, what if they just took it easy on the scho…  [+] (7 new replies) 21 hours ago on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz -2
#25 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
>Era of feminazis
>Positive encouragement

>0.02% probability If you play poker you know the odds.
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#33 - drpenguinz (20 hours ago) [-]
these are reasonable women
dont generalize just because you never talk to any
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#26 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
you think a woman can't give positive encouragement because we're in an era of feminazis?
#28 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
I stated that most people are biased.
It could happen, it's not America.
But the chances are slimmer then my hope in the education system making sense one day.
And perhaps the event wouldn't have been received in such a way if they wanted to encourage them.
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#29 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
gotcha journalism will turn anything into a more clickbaity story
#30 - mikamidaydream (20 hours ago) [-]
Journalism has degraded beyond all recognition.
Probably cause of all those gender studies.
And probably cause their job evolved into lying for money.
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#31 - herecomesjohnny (20 hours ago) [-]
you think it's' because of gender studies that gotcha journalism exists?
#1439148 - just **** another alien  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1439156 - awesomanium (21 hours ago) [-]
The implication there is that I've already fucked an alien
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2799 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/18/2014) [-]
sayonara zetsubou sensei wallpaper 1
#2796 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper final
#2777 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
wiki banner final HOT DAMN 3.5
#2768 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
tatami galaxy wallpaper 1 final
#2724 to #2723 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
paprika wallpaper 1
#2703 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (08/05/2014) [-]
quote for wp: "People of Earth, rejoice! Keiji Kiriya just found another can opener! Act now, and for every Rita Vratasky-brand can opener you purchase, you'll recieve a second Keiji Kiriya-brand can opener at NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE!" -All You Need Is Kill
#2839 to #2703 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
All You Need Is Kill wallpaper 1

(eh)
#2626 to #1901 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
you saw nothing
#2643 to #2626 - herecomesjohnny (08/02/2014) [-]
what
come on tell me
#2644 to #2643 - desacabose ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I posted there on accident
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#2570 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2014) [-]
kill la kill wallpaper 2
#2521 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/09/2014) [-]
note to self: potential wallpaper
#2797 to #2521 - herecomesjohnny (08/15/2014) [-]
akira wallpaper 1
#2514 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2014) [-]
mawaru penguindrum wallpaper 1
#2510 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2014) [-]
best monogirl wp
#2487 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (07/04/2014) [-]
3x3 fish version
#2451 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2014) [-]
redline wallpaper 1
#2452 to #2451 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2014) [-]
redline wallpaper 2
#2434 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2014) [-]
ping pong wallpaper 1
#2196 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/13/2014) [-]
kill la kill wallpaper 1 final
#1950 to #1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
Jyoshikausei wallpaper 1
#1965 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
jyoshikausei wallpaper 2
#2138 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: fix the shading
#1968 to #1965 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
yeorgh & yusay
yeah i think i'm gonna stop pestering with the mentions and let people just check whatever when going on the profile
#1969 to #1968 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
I like this one more, eyebrows has more focus.
#1970 to #1969 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
still in denial that retard girl is the best eh
#1971 to #1970 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Even Gahara agrees with me, stop fighting it johnny.
#1951 to #1950 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
yusay, yeorgh, if you wanna, whatever
#1953 to #1951 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Green is too bright.
#1956 to #1953 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
if you do want a wallpaper of something, just show me the background color you want
#1957 to #1956 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Actually the main issue right now is that my monitor is a lot taller than it is wide so this happens.
#1959 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
need help or you good?
#1960 to #1959 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
I'm good thanks, just cut it up a bit.
#1958 to #1957 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
way to make jyoshikausei wallpapers look creepy
#1954 to #1953 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
But i'll take it since it's simple.
#1955 to #1954 - yeorgh (06/06/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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#1946 to #1945 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 2 thumb fixed
#1948 to #1946 - herecomesjohnny (06/06/2014) [-]
chimoguri wallpaper 2
damn that's easier on the eyes
#1984 to #1949 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2014) [-]
chimoguri ringo wallpaper 3
#2139 to #1984 - herecomesjohnny (06/11/2014) [-]
note to self: guy isn't clean enough
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#1903 to #1902 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
hey yusay i think i'm happy with this one
#1904 to #1903 - yusay (06/01/2014) [-]
Not clean enough for me.
#1905 to #1904 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
as in it's not polished enough or just the cluttered structure?
#1906 to #1905 - yusay (06/01/2014) [-]
Both. I just use a 1920x1080 version of this.
#1907 to #1906 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [-]
hmpfh.
#3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
It annoys me so ******* much that pat refuses to read the descriptions of magic items
#3658 to #3657 - desacabose ONLINE (05/21/2016) [-]
"Hey Pat who's that guy over there called John"
"Oh that's Jerry he's like super cool and stuff"
Pat's getting more wrong as these videos go on, how do you do it giinthir
#3660 to #3658 - giinthir (05/22/2016) [-]
Pay attention to the playthrough to the extent that he pays attention to the game himself
#3661 to #3660 - desacabose ONLINE (05/22/2016) [-]
I like the cut of your jib
#3659 to #3658 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
dude i don't know, i uninstalled the game for exams and i don't wanna spoil myself
#3655 - bluboyrulez (05/21/2016) [-]
Hey, can you post your avatar for me please?
I think it's really cute :3
#3656 to #3655 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2016) [-]
GIF
no prob
#3653 - desacabose ONLINE (05/20/2016) [-]
[Name of place]
Pat: This isn't place
>Sit at bonfire
[Bonfire of Name of place]
Pat: This can't be place
#3654 to #3653 - herecomesjohnny (05/20/2016) [-]
WITH having played it already? sheesh.
#3646 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Are you watching the Dark 3 lp
#3647 to #3646 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
mildly
#3648 to #3647 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
Super Best Friends Play Dark Souls 3 Part 12 "Blind lp"
#3649 to #3648 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
i'm going to uni tho
#3650 to #3649 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
>Hit by leeches and instantly pulls out the torch
It's like that time he coincidentally found the illusory wall in bloodborne
#3651 to #3650 - herecomesjohnny (05/11/2016) [-]
s-some of us trudged through the cathedral leeches the hard way
#3652 to #3651 - desacabose ONLINE (05/11/2016) [-]
I saw a message that told me to try torch
Pat just used his magic
#3643 - desacabose ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
I got invaded by someone called Pat Hunter
I can only assume it was giinthir
#3645 to #3643 - herecomesjohnny (05/03/2016) [-]
>pat's' char in his ds playthrough
>ginger and bald
#3644 to #3643 - giinthir (05/03/2016) [-]
Like I'd ever make a build, or give myself a name without liking it.
#3640 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
MGO is super dead and I keep being put into 3v1 matches
**** off MGO
#3641 to #3640 - herecomesjohnny (02/16/2016) [-]
awwwww

in other news after 70 hours i finally finished chapter 1 and what the **** skullface isn't with us for the long ride?
#3642 to #3641 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
It's still kind of fun I guess
#3639 - desacabose ONLINE (02/16/2016) [-]
I'm gonna try MGO
#3638 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2016) [-]
I finally did everything in Ground Zeroes
#3629 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Guess who's going nuclear
#3630 to #3629 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
aw yeah and mgo is go, too
#3631 to #3630 - desacabose ONLINE (02/13/2016) [-]
Isn't MGO like super dead
#3633 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
nah nah mate, listen, it's brand spanking new with mgsV
#3632 to #3631 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
what? danield was super hyped about it
#3626 - yeorgh (02/12/2016) [-]
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You like stuff with kids right? cus this one is bitching johnny, bitching.
#3627 to #3626 - herecomesjohnny (02/12/2016) [-]
>you like stuff with kids?
way to make me sound pedo, man
but cool, i'll give it a shot, got nothing to read these days
#3628 to #3627 - yeorgh (02/12/2016) [-]
It's alright, I don't judge.
#3634 to #3628 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
does he shack up with rice girl?
#3636 to #3634 - yeorgh (02/13/2016) [-]
No idea but nothing yet.
#3635 to #3634 - herecomesjohnny (02/13/2016) [-]
so they cook? it's a thing about cooking together? that's pretty nice
#3637 to #3635 - yeorgh (02/13/2016) [-]
It's happy family cooking.