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#1267797 - If it's a support leona and not one of those rare mid leona's,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1267799 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
It was indeed a support leona.
#67 - you in the shanghaidaxue? 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... 0
#59 - I lived in Beijing at the french school, it was very nice actu… 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... +1
#53 - I didn't live downtown  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... 0
User avatar #55 - badmotorfinger (07/08/2015) [-]
for real though, how was china? one of my friends visited beijing last month and she loved it. she saw the great wall and the forbidden city
User avatar #59 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2015) [-]
I lived in Beijing at the french school, it was very nice actually, though I mostly grew up among other expatriates in an above average milieu, not the most authentic china. I also lived in Shanghai and Qingdao which were both great to grow up in, especially being a teenager in Shanghai (where xbox games are 10 yuan and you can literally drink in a bar without ID checking), whereas qingdao is fun to grow up near the sea and all.

Some of China's most pretty stuff is in Harbin though where I went for a holiday, a beautiful place that becomes full of ice sculptures and snow sculptures and it's fucking mesmerizing once you're there, though it's so cold the camera batteries actually empty up in half a day because of the temperature.

I like China a lot, some of the best times of my life were there, it's not the USSR like some of fj makes it out to be, most of the daily oppression is just bloggers getting censored (the autocracy still goes to insane lengths of course).

I think what might shock most westerners is the difference between the urban and rural ways of life.
#39 - rich man wants poor man to make things for him, poor man needs… 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... +1
#38 - nope, I lived in shanghai and you're talking **** . Not …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... +2
User avatar #66 - pollozero (07/08/2015) [-]
I was in Shanghai studying since January and the air pollution gets as bad as OP's photo only when its cold.
User avatar #67 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2015) [-]
you in the shanghaidaxue?
User avatar #51 - badmotorfinger (07/08/2015) [-]
how could you handle it? with the central skyscraper always being destroyed and all
User avatar #53 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2015) [-]
I didn't live downtown
User avatar #55 - badmotorfinger (07/08/2015) [-]
for real though, how was china? one of my friends visited beijing last month and she loved it. she saw the great wall and the forbidden city
User avatar #59 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2015) [-]
I lived in Beijing at the french school, it was very nice actually, though I mostly grew up among other expatriates in an above average milieu, not the most authentic china. I also lived in Shanghai and Qingdao which were both great to grow up in, especially being a teenager in Shanghai (where xbox games are 10 yuan and you can literally drink in a bar without ID checking), whereas qingdao is fun to grow up near the sea and all.

Some of China's most pretty stuff is in Harbin though where I went for a holiday, a beautiful place that becomes full of ice sculptures and snow sculptures and it's fucking mesmerizing once you're there, though it's so cold the camera batteries actually empty up in half a day because of the temperature.

I like China a lot, some of the best times of my life were there, it's not the USSR like some of fj makes it out to be, most of the daily oppression is just bloggers getting censored (the autocracy still goes to insane lengths of course).

I think what might shock most westerners is the difference between the urban and rural ways of life.
#37 - what? no, listen, in blade runner the future is depicted with … 07/08/2015 on Blade Runner is set 4 years... +1
#1163881 - apart for the "licking my blade"-tier edginess, coul…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1163934 - awesomedewd (07/08/2015) [-]
I just hope they stop before the part they're at in the manga.
It's pretty interesting, fun and action-packed.
But the pacing gets really bad later on and the story is kinda annoying.
User avatar #1163926 - devilicious (07/08/2015) [-]
I hope it doesn't has much long boring talk like black lagoon... My friends dropped black lagoon too soon for that
User avatar #1163937 - killerliquid (07/08/2015) [-]
plebs
User avatar #1163957 - yeorgh (07/08/2015) [-]
Black Lagoon anime sucks dong in comparison to the manga anyway.
User avatar #1163922 - killerliquid (07/08/2015) [-]
It's funny when it needs to be.
User avatar #1163913 - derein (07/08/2015) [-]
Seems like there will be a lot of mercenary shenanigans... My favorite kind of shenanigans.
User avatar #1163900 - evilicious (07/08/2015) [-]
I really liked the sign language.
#1267483 - they reduced her boobs a bit didn't they? atrocious 07/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1163816 - I had to stop for exams but I'm gonna resume, it was really go… 07/08/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1163814 - acting like a passive agressive victim.... because you can't g…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1163821 - fabiform (07/08/2015) [-]
I totally understand what your saying and I agree, I'm a lazy sack of shit.
But even when I actually cant find something and i ask here everyone's all 'meh'
#1267468 - that new league patch is a doozy. "We're gonna make a bun…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1267485 - makotoitou (07/08/2015) [-]
singed buff tho
User avatar #1267471 - SirSheepy (07/08/2015) [-]
That Spirit Visage buff though
That Runeglaive buff though
User avatar #1267469 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
still caught up on nerfing miss fortune.
User avatar #1267470 - SirSheepy (07/08/2015) [-]
they didn't though
User avatar #1267483 - herecomesjohnny (07/08/2015) [-]
they reduced her boobs a bit didn't they? atrocious
User avatar #1267477 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
oh right, i forgot they replaced greivous wounds with a strut activation which will be sooo useful.
User avatar #1267488 - SirSheepy (07/08/2015) [-]
that's not in the next patch
User avatar #1267489 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
is it the patch after?
User avatar #1267490 - SirSheepy (07/08/2015) [-]
it's on the PBE right now. So probably the patch after or the patch after that.
User avatar #1267491 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
Hope it takes awhile, didn't like anything about it. Including the model changes. Fuck they look bad.
User avatar #1267496 - SirSheepy (07/08/2015) [-]
Yeah the new model is meh. It kind of looks better, but it doesn't have that same feel.
Miss Fortune isn't very good now anyway. Maybe she'll get some number buffs with it.

Really fucking hope they give people a new Grievous Wounds option for AD champions because they've pretty much taken away all of it.
User avatar #1267599 - hirollin (07/08/2015) [-]
The old one fit her personality perfectly. New one looks streamlined and asianified. They are for some reason working out greievous wounds out of the game. Think only one champ has it now and they'll probably delete that soon too. Unfortunately GW was essential to her kit, although many said it was unwise to use MF against heal champs with GW she could kill them quite easily and efficiently. Now without Gw she is EVEN MORE OF A NICHE PICK. She won't be used hardly at all if ever now.

She without a doubt wasn't one of the strongest caries, but a good MF could take out any average laner with ease due to her magnificent dueling abilities which are now fucking gone.

I have so many problems with the new update it's not even funny. I mained MF for quite a long time. They said they wanted to focus on her core strengths, which to them is strut for some fucking reason.

The numbers upgrade would have to be substantial. And the bounce logic would have to be perfect. If you last hit a minion the second bounce does extra damage, which if you miss the champion pushes the lane substantially, something that goes against the very nature of mf and will hurt her in the long run. Strut would have to be on par with Rammus's spiny ball of doom in order for it to make even the slightest bit of difference in lane, which it won't because it's stopped by minion damage.


It's just overall a bad change for her. They said she was fine, and to be honest she was. Maybe not used in pro-play, but in the regular game she was really just ok. How the fuck they think these changes will help I will never know, it was obviously just an excuse to work out GW in the game.
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#10 - of course he is, Dennis is probably the hugest dick of them al… 07/07/2015 on Tribal Tattoos +3
#32 - A bit of hostility from brits in this thread, so, uh...happy i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2015 on A little late +11
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User avatar #59 - outsidethebox (07/07/2015) [-]
4th of July is national "Fuck you England" day and National "Thanks France and Spain" day rolled into one.
User avatar #54 - redrangerpower (07/07/2015) [-]
Oh behalf of all of us Amerifags, thanks mom. Wanna laugh at some spilled tea?
#42 - anon (07/07/2015) [-]
yeah you would say that you horrible little french frog
go eat some horses then surrender to germany you queers
#1267018 - so how's black mesa? good recreation?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1267023 - aguycalledlee (07/07/2015) [-]
fuckin' perfect.

it has some flaws but i can live with them
#70 - Picture 07/07/2015 on kill la kill bloopers +3
#189 - can't ruse the cruise 07/07/2015 on Tom Cruise News +2
#1163376 - and here we go! 07/06/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1266603 - ah i getcha 07/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1266601 - wait what? what's wrong? they said a few months, august is pre…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1266602 - themarineelite (07/06/2015) [-]
the problem is I NEED IT NOW
User avatar #1266603 - herecomesjohnny (07/06/2015) [-]
ah i getcha
#50 - seems to be for you at least 07/06/2015 on Unpopular opinion 0
#45 - who says I want to contribute?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on Unpopular opinion 0
#47 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
your actions
#44 - sure, very very basically, in fact someone must be very very b…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Unpopular opinion 0
#48 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
the irony being that he was shot in the head and proved to be the ultimate example of what happens when you devout your life to public service for a government that is actually set up as a corporate oligarchy

is that basic enough for you, you pretty little fascist
User avatar #50 - herecomesjohnny (07/06/2015) [-]
seems to be for you at least

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3302 - desacabose ONLINE (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose ONLINE (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - superchrischan ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
4u
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - anon (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
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