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#1454370 - Conviction is such a conflicting game to me: I was hyped f…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1454374 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Wait shit. I didnt mean Conviction, i meant Blacklist. I loved Blacklist. Blacklist took everything great about Conviction and made it hella better.
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#1454387 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
right? it was the best back to form
#1454365 - but you can't argue they didn't try to attract fans with this,… 06/19/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1454363 - People **** on late Ubisoft as a meme it seems 1)The last …  [+] (34 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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#1454390 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
Yeah. BF I haven't finished yet, but it definitely didn't seem like a great AC game.

But holy shit as a pirate game?
Holy shit as a pirate game sign me the fuck up. Only thing more piratey is Pirates Vikings and Knights 2 n Black Wake.

I enjoyed conviction, but I wasn't an old school SC fanboy (still wanna play em) so dunno how respectful it is to its legacy.

I enjoyed The Crew thoroughly, I just fell out cause like most MMOs; expacs split community + Crew advertised it obnoxiously. Combine that with slow friend count....that said, my car nut friend is who i regularly played with, so once he has time again I'll prob pick it back up.

I think Ubi has its hand in so many series (or proverbial pies, w/e), n tries too hard to hype up too many that the mediocre games are seen as shit, the shit games are seen as uber shit, n the decent or good games are seen as mediocre.
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#1454404 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
did the crew really have entire cities mapped out?
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#1454411 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
What >>#1454406 said.

That said I haven't played much since weather was added, so that will be fun to return to, and I can't wait to get Wild Run so I can ride bikes (I do like my vidja gaem motorbikes).

Smaller versions of cities, but its still a VERY big game and its just so fun to go on a cross country cruise. Possibility of other continents as expacs/sequels is cool too.
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#1454412 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
The update they added for Crew was awesome. Hoping for a sequel perhas woth a more in depth campaign/story this time. Not one for MMO type of games.

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#1454406 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Not necessarily. Was like smaller versions.
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#1454373 - adunsaveme (06/19/2016) [-]
like don't even pretend you liked from dust
you're completely mistaken and you did not in fact enjoy it at all
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#1454372 - adunsaveme (06/19/2016) [-]
from dust was fucking garbage
that's also a small selection of decent games from a lot of rubbish ones
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#1454388 - alexanderburns (06/19/2016) [-]
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#1454394 - adunsaveme (06/19/2016) [-]
no i don't
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#1454384 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Or you know games are subjective and everyone can have a valid opinion even if they did enjoy it
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#1454434 - newbtwo (06/19/2016) [-]
there are no such thing as preferences
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#1454432 - yibdiy (06/19/2016) [-]
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#1454395 - adunsaveme (06/19/2016) [-]
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#1454383 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
the only one that fucked garbage was your dad m8
#1454400 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
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#1454396 - adunsaveme (06/19/2016) [-]
i am your dad
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#1454402 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
no you're not trust me my uncle works at nintendo
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#1454377 - awesomanium (06/19/2016) [-]
Well, god games are generally shit
So he might not be wrong
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#1454381 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
>Implying black and white series is shit

Literally fite me 1v1
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#1454392 - thebestpieever (06/19/2016) [-]
I thought we were all legally required to shit on Molyneux as a person in any sentence tangentially connected to him. What are you doing?
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#1454417 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
He gave us all a fairly decent number of very solid PC pioneer games, most of which WEREN'T overhyped.

Also Fable on PC was one of the first games to have a massive stable modding community. It actually has/had 2. Still active. Still better than Anniversary :^)
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#1454386 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
2 was ughhhhhh
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#1454393 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
2 definitely had its issues, but its expac made it so much better.

But 1? UNF.

The Explorers for best NPCs of all time.
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#1454399 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
fable and black&white are the only good things molyneux brought to this earth
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#1454407 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
There's also The Movies, and don't forget about Bullfrog;

Theme Park World (and its PS2 port Theme Park Roller Coaster) and Dungeon Keeper were Kreygasm too.
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#1454410 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
never played those, i'll take your word for it
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#1454413 - eonofaeon (06/19/2016) [-]
I haven't played too much of Movies but I've regularly heard its still one of the best sim games, and even for Machinimas it can be very handy; it came with its own build in recording set up for different angles and stuff, and from there its not much harder to do RvB-esque machinima.

Theme Park World is my Roller Coaster Tycoon. Much as I loved RCT2, as much as my roommate swears its the best theme park game....
Theme Park World (And especially its improved ps2 port) is in my eyes the best theme park game ever made. That's partly nostalgia to be fair, but man I hope Planet Coaster can surpass it and RCT.

Dungeon Keeper is an interesting twist on sim type games. You're a demon/dungeon lord, building and managing dungeons to lure in and kill heroes n stuff. Dungeons and DUNGEONS 2 on steam are spiritual successors of similar style.
To put it in perspective; the original disc version of DK is rare n expensive as shit iirc.
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#1454382 - awesomanium (06/19/2016) [-]
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#1454369 - awesomanium (06/19/2016) [-]
I think it's mostly just that their really big games have a tendency to be mediocre
The Division Watch_Dogs were really hyped up and were based in good ideas but in practice they were pretty meh. Assassin's Creed is their biggest franchise and is consistently just okay
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#1454366 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Conviction is probably my favourite stealth game. The mechanics just worked to a fucking T. Played that game twice, wheres the sequel dammit!
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#1454370 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
Conviction is such a conflicting game to me:
I was hyped for the early e3 announcement where Sam Fisher is an incognito hobo, which was a letdown to see ubisoft not actually do it. Then i was disappointed with the fact sam's daughter survived, it felt like such a soap opera move. Then I was disappointed with the lack of actual darkness which was didn't appeal to me as an aesthetic. BUT IN ITS HARD MECHANICS, it was definitely a really good splinter cell game.
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#1454374 - altairtheassassin (06/19/2016) [-]
Wait shit. I didnt mean Conviction, i meant Blacklist. I loved Blacklist. Blacklist took everything great about Conviction and made it hella better.
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#1454387 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2016) [-]
right? it was the best back to form
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