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#79 - so god wouldn't tell noah to manufacture an arch because it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on On point 0
#86 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
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Noah couldn't even begin to do any of the math that goes into ship design and measurement
God almost literally held his hand through every fucking step of the process. God practically built the boat himself.
Everything in the bible that might seem technically impressive and well-designed is credited to God doing at least 90% of the work and telling people how to do things.
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#119 - popeflatus (06/21/2016) [-]
The Noah story is based on much older Mesopotamian myths such as the Epic of Gilgamesh. Noah never existed.
#1455221 - one of the best videogame stories i've ever seen tbh 06/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#125 - nope, it matters in every country that has liberal uses of mar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on gay marriage +3
#181 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
There's nothing stopping same-sex couples from entering any contract they like in the US. Trying to round up past benefits is purely fictional. It's like a restaurant having a policy for free cake for those under 12 years old, and a 30 year old sues when the waiter tells him he doesn't qualify.
#344 - what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#342 - yup, like speed limits and lifeguards  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#1455215 - Picture 06/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#340 - punish?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#338 - huh good idea let's get safety measures for those too  [+] (11 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#339 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Which brings us right back around to the whole "punish everyone because a few people are irresponsible" bit of injustice we seem to be stuck on.
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#340 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
punish?
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#336 - which might actually kill more  [+] (13 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#337 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
They certainly kill more kids per year than guns do.
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#338 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
huh good idea let's get safety measures for those too
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#339 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Which brings us right back around to the whole "punish everyone because a few people are irresponsible" bit of injustice we seem to be stuck on.
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#340 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
punish?
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#332 - less than without lifeguards  [+] (15 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#333 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Private pools.
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#336 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
which might actually kill more
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#337 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
They certainly kill more kids per year than guns do.
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#338 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
huh good idea let's get safety measures for those too
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#339 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Which brings us right back around to the whole "punish everyone because a few people are irresponsible" bit of injustice we seem to be stuck on.
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#340 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
punish?
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?