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#1086114 - yeah, they made an anime about the anime inside genshiken 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#75 - but nukes don't kill people. People kill people. 12/05/2014 on Well he's right +1
#1116666 - don't let me fall into the gay japanese agenda  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1116770 - Sperit (12/05/2014) [-]
danield is really trap
#1116664 - ew, anime, what are you, gay  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1116665 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
>.> no comment
User avatar #1116666 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
don't let me fall into the gay japanese agenda
User avatar #1116770 - Sperit (12/05/2014) [-]
danield is really trap
#1116661 - pls  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1116662 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
Your fate is sealed, you filthy manchild
User avatar #1116664 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
ew, anime, what are you, gay
#1116665 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
>.> no comment
User avatar #1116666 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
don't let me fall into the gay japanese agenda
User avatar #1116770 - Sperit (12/05/2014) [-]
danield is really trap
#1086003 - demo made me laugh but youtube anime reviews bleh, it's all to… 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1116645 - shut up you weeab  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1116658 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
*unsheathes katana*
#1116661 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
pls
#1116662 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
Your fate is sealed, you filthy manchild
User avatar #1116664 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
ew, anime, what are you, gay
#1116665 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
>.> no comment
User avatar #1116666 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
don't let me fall into the gay japanese agenda
User avatar #1116770 - Sperit (12/05/2014) [-]
danield is really trap
#1116643 - it was a whole hike reading that  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1116644 - desacabose (12/05/2014) [-]
Now go mountain climbing in japan
User avatar #1116645 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
shut up you weeab
User avatar #1116658 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
*unsheathes katana*
#1116661 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
pls
#1116662 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
Your fate is sealed, you filthy manchild
User avatar #1116664 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
ew, anime, what are you, gay
#1116665 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
>.> no comment
User avatar #1116666 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
don't let me fall into the gay japanese agenda
User avatar #1116770 - Sperit (12/05/2014) [-]
danield is really trap
#1116642 - not enough freedom in skyrim? you just can't please some people 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#1085975 - well, in manga mostly for me. Stuff like fun page composition,… 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1085974 - It can't carry a series by itself, but I still find it pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1085975 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
well, in manga mostly for me. Stuff like fun page composition, or eye-catching art in general is a big +
#148 - through a psych followup 12/05/2014 on How to perv 101 0
#18 - What does insurance fraud have to do with gamergate? Insurance…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Coming soon +1
#60 - lizardonfire (12/05/2014) [-]
I guess its like "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" sort of stuff.
User avatar #45 - TheHutchie (12/05/2014) [-]
If someone mugs you and then gets hit by a bus, you still feel pretty good about it.
#20 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
Still its good that criminals are finally getting what they deserve, ins't it?
#58 - In my country that's how it works, you can't change sexes on y…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on How to perv 101 +1
#113 - anonymous (12/05/2014) [-]
what a person identifies with really has no...anything. Yes legal papers care about sex makes sense, but where does the psychiatry come in?
User avatar #148 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
through a psych followup
User avatar #59 - dieabolical (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's how it works here in Australia. Like for marriage to be valid the two must be of opposite sex and that means opposite genitals. You can though get married if you have an operation.
#1116435 - One side is irritated because of permanent menstruation. … 12/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#89 - all this because ray said he was deprived 12/05/2014 on Tumblr Hate Mob VS... 0
#1085871 - If the economy gets better, sure, we'll probably see more stud… 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#1085869 - disease going around? better call dr. pavel  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1085873 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
dr grant, im muldoon!
#1085824 - honk honk  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1085829 - nickypickle (12/05/2014) [-]
:stopmusic:
#1085815 - it's one of the top three for sure. 12/05/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#202 - he's saying because America didn't have a war all alone their … 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
#194 - i think the dog's walking you at this point 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare +1
#192 - yeah, sure, go ahead  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
User avatar #193 - lordmandy (12/04/2014) [-]
me make Smart
you make dumb

i win default

now gotta walk dog
see ya
User avatar #194 - herecomesjohnny (12/04/2014) [-]
i think the dog's walking you at this point
#190 - what is this, bait? I'm not even american  [+] (8 new replies) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
#200 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
and so the troll reveals its self as one by calling some one else bait instead of making intelligent conversation that could of happened
User avatar #202 - herecomesjohnny (12/04/2014) [-]
he's saying because America didn't have a war all alone their military is inferior. As if performing an invasion of Tibet would change their standing. God, some people I swear...
User avatar #191 - lordmandy (12/04/2014) [-]
No, it's a reply, you said America would destroy Canada, I said it wouldn't since the US have never won a war by themselves, then you said it was quite shallow so I elaborated.

Or do you need me to explain it to you again?
User avatar #196 - aaronsalsa (12/04/2014) [-]
By that logic no one has ever won a war by themselves, here are the following wars that included other countries:

World War I
World War II
The Korean War
Vietnam (and they lost that)
The Gulf War
The Bosnian War
The Kosovo War
Afghanistan
Iraq
Terrorism

User avatar #198 - lordmandy (12/04/2014) [-]
Alright if you really think war is a team vs. let me show you a few:

The Paquisha War
The Ecuadorian–Peruvian War
The Letician War
The Mau Mau Uprising (more or less)
The Wars of the Roses
The Chinese Invasion of Tibet
The Sino-Indian War
The Sino-Vietnamese War

And a shitload of older wars I can't bother to even google
User avatar #192 - herecomesjohnny (12/04/2014) [-]
yeah, sure, go ahead
User avatar #193 - lordmandy (12/04/2014) [-]
me make Smart
you make dumb

i win default

now gotta walk dog
see ya
User avatar #194 - herecomesjohnny (12/04/2014) [-]
i think the dog's walking you at this point
#1085681 - I just like it when there's a well-rounded psychological devel… 12/04/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3030 - danield (3 hours ago) [-]
whats your favorite meme?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - danield (3 hours ago) [-]
n-no bane posting allowed!
#3033 to #3032 - herecomesjohnny (3 hours ago) [-]
I told them nothing!
#3026 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
#3025 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight   
The speed of this hype loss
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight
The speed of this hype loss
User avatar #3024 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
Holy Christ Woolie can't handle his hype for the Ivory King
Or telling Pat he could learn who the maiden in black is if they did an LP of it
User avatar #3017 - yusay ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I remember you said that you were waiting for the current arc in Liar Game to be over before you read through it all, and I wanted to give you a heads up that it looks like next chapter is going to be the last one of this game if it isn't dragged out. Although the author is obviously setting it up for a big final arc about the LGT Office that's about to start.
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, cheers
User avatar #3015 - drooms (12/13/2014) [-]
Have you gotten a chance to play Binding of Isaac Rebirth yet?
#3016 to #3015 - herecomesjohnny (12/13/2014) [-]
about 39 hours and counting
#3020 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
I defeated Satan on my second run lol
User avatar #3019 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap how far have you got?
User avatar #3021 to #3019 - herecomesjohnny (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I got the photograph and I'm just fiddling around these days, trying my hand at hard mode

****** fun, eh? definitely a whole step up from the old one
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Indeed but I somehow find it a lot easier
Satan is down twice now and I haven't even neaten moms heart enough times to automatically proceed
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
beaten*
User avatar #3029 to #3023 - herecomesjohnny (4 hours ago) [-]
i beat the blue baby twice already, it's all so hype
#3007 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far   
>I should play a faith user   
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play   
>						****					 got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield   
>Demon's Souls though Pat   
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina    
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat   
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand    
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's    
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is   
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play   
>Maybe
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far
>I should play a faith user
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play
> **** got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield
>Demon's Souls though Pat
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play
>Maybe
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
76 videos of this eh?
User avatar #3010 to #3008 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
Seriously mang, woolie's really pushing LPs of the older games
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
I'd watch a demon souls LP, but eh we're going to get Bloodbourne aren't we.
User avatar #3014 to #3011 - desacabose (12/11/2014) [-]
Also Pat kills Woolie everytime an opportunity presents itself
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
It's something
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
nah girl I play thief
give me your money
User avatar #3003 to #3001 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
oh yeah 3000 post hooray!
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
time to bust out the champagne i've been keeping in the fridge!
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
you mispelled apple juice bruh
User avatar #2988 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky gave me a ultra huge math equation graph boner that pierced the heavens.
If this game is **** I think I'll take to drinking.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah so you watched the vga's with the bestfriends too hah
User avatar #2992 to #2990 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
You can see them dying on the inside when GOTY was announced
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
pat was ******* weird man, guy was agitated like **** , looked like it got on liam's nerves. Also **** it, I'm happy for bioware.
User avatar #2996 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky and Zelda 2015 confirmed GOTY 2015
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
dude, i hate to **** on hype but Zelda could turn out to be a load of nothing
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
opinion discarded.png
User avatar #2995 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
Or the thing with Matt
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
Energy drink withdrawal
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
I watched it yesterday but they recreated my hype boner
#2985 to #2984 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
#2986 to #2985 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
watch it more
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
putting it in my wallet
User avatar #2976 - desacabose (12/02/2014) [-]
Woolie:Hey Pat. We should do a let's play of Dark Souls and Demon's Souls
Pat:Maybe



This is 30% of their conversations
#2977 to #2976 - herecomesjohnny (12/02/2014) [-]
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - desacabose (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I need it to happen
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
that's just woolie crawling back into the woolie hole, it's fiiiiiine
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
didn't even get a notification for that stuff
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - danield (12/01/2014) [-]
so are you a banepost kind of guy?
#2953 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
User avatar #2979 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
soul, new AC/DC album, it's pretty good, give it a go
#2980 to #2979 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Uh ... well I've never been a big fan of AC/DC but okay
#2981 to #2980 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
#2983 to #2981 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Right, well, carry on then
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
#2946 - desacabose (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2947 to #2946 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
that was legit whatever I remember from my class of history of law.
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - desacabose (11/18/2014) [-]
Well you know what they say
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - herecomesjohnny (11/18/2014) [-]
if it's brown flush it down?
User avatar #2936 - yeorgh ONLINE (11/13/2014) [-]
Did you read I am a Hero?
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
Christ, I can never figure out what the **** is going to happen next with that series.
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - yeorgh ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
Did you see the spoiler?
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
at the end with the pic of the baby? yeah. But for all we know he put it there because we might not even see her again in the manga.
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - yeorgh ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
She dead, I didn't want her to be gone at first but being pregnant with some other dudes baby is a no go, good riddance.
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
confirmed dead?
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - yeorgh ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
No idea, i'm just going with the image, there are spoilers around /a/ since the raws are floating but I didn't want to look it up.
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
yeah i'll found out on the spot too.
Otherwise the bathouse sequence was a little ****** up. Not just the swallowing but the "we gotta go bathe with zombies outside!" **** was irrational.
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - yeorgh ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
Not like the series ever made much sense to begin with, especially MC-kun getting swallowed and using that zombie like a mecha.
User avatar #2945 to #2944 - herecomesjohnny (11/15/2014) [-]
that was kinda cool in a way. I always like the hallucination moments in this.
#2929 - desacabose (11/05/2014) [-]
All of these amazing goddamn Wii U games coming out
User avatar #2931 to #2929 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
well now you know how i feel post-e3
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - desacabose (11/05/2014) [-]
Majora's Mask 3D though
User avatar #2933 to #2932 - herecomesjohnny (11/05/2014) [-]
bah, we knew since ALBW
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