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#10 - canadian GTA would just be those driving license simulators. 12/27/2014 on gta 0
#1135530 - you just can't please some people 12/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#3039 - long lives baguettes! 12/27/2014 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#71 - pat has **** taste on a bunch of stuff though  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2014 on insurance companies 0
User avatar #72 - desacabose (12/27/2014) [-]
Does Liam, or Woolie, or Matt?
#74 - herecomesjohnny (12/27/2014) [-]
matt is in his own godzuki realm filled with american comics or old school shit that I can't appreciate except for 80's action movies.
Woolie's taste makes him kinda like my soul mate but not in a gay way bro. I don't like jojo or kamen rider though.
liam's got my reluctance to dismiss a game as shit like pat or matt do and see distinguish a game's facets. I get liam, a lot.
However I'm a huge pleb in fighting games except mk so we're not talking fisticuffs here.

You?
User avatar #75 - desacabose (12/27/2014) [-]
I like Liam's more than the others because Liam didn't channel the power of salt to ruin an entire playthrough

Woolie's pretty cool too except for when he ripped gren's arm off like a maniac
#70 - blasphemy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on insurance companies 0
User avatar #73 - desacabose (12/27/2014) [-]
Wonderful 101 is number 1

#99 - pat singing the 101 theme though 12/27/2014 on Hey UK! 0
#1131862 - link's awakening 12/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - more like ayy lmao 12/23/2014 on US ARMY 0
#12 - I though poutine was a québec dish and Canadians were trying …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Canada, fuck yeah! -3
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach (12/23/2014) [-]
Most Canadians dislike Quebec only because it's determined to be it's own nation separate from the rest of us and Quebecers look down on the rest of Canada as some lower form of life.
#17 - miwauturu (12/23/2014) [-]
It's the other way around, Quebec wants to be its own country and is trying to separate itself from the rest of Canada.
#35 - anonexplains (12/23/2014) [-]
can confirm.
#34 - anonexplains (12/23/2014) [-]
Quebec separatist movement tried to separate Quebec from the rest of Canada twice...and they failed twice. I'd say that Quebec doesn't actually want separation. Hell, I'd say Quebec actually likes Canada despite some differences. And that's even more true nowadays, in my opinion.
User avatar #32 - kacem (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah but quebec don't claim to have invented things canada invented
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#16 - A few of these I don't get. The prince and princess at the bar…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on bumming me out man +1
User avatar #68 - tealcanaan (12/23/2014) [-]
Because in reality Hawaiians are just as bad with drugs and poverty as the the native Americans in the U.S., it's just shined over more for the tourists there.
User avatar #57 - pokemonstheshiz (12/23/2014) [-]
That's Sleeping Beauty, not Cinderella. I'm assuming it's supposed to be like she'll fall asleep because of the roofies or something.

Outside of the more touristy areas and the military bases, Hawaii has a huge crime/poverty problem (those things come hand in hand). Not to mention racism, but that's irrelevant here. It also might be the stuff in the movie where Nani kept loosing her job or whatever, so they could wind up homeless I guess?
User avatar #39 - Sethorein (12/23/2014) [-]
maybe secretly hawaiins are in constant poverty?
#10 - you can buy that scarf in a cheap store anywhere 12/23/2014 on k 0
#7 - Comment deleted 12/23/2014 on this is some serious bull... 0
#6 - There's far worse stuff going on in the NY subway than manspreading. 12/23/2014 on this is some serious bull... 0
#33 - thanks a bunch 12/23/2014 on Fucking Star Wars art 0
#142 - I've been living in France for 4 years and it seems like a myt… 12/23/2014 on Very True +1
#1093874 - the first half is so better. It was like the Little Prince of … 12/22/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1131144 - Shovel Knight was on sale at the beginning of the winter sale, right?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1131468 - BmanX (12/23/2014) [-]
Nope, and I'm still disappointed it hasn't been on sale once.
User avatar #1131202 - giinthir (12/22/2014) [-]
No, buy the game at full price.
#1131183 - epicscorpion (12/22/2014) [-]
no

I checked
#1093777 - I think I might get bored watching the beginning all over agai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1093778 - evilicious (12/22/2014) [-]
I would gladly start this series over if the anime is even half as good as the manga.
#26756 - I'm just talking about victor hugo here. Your point is moot wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26757 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
poor choice of words sorry
i meant that his most famous masterpiece and arguably one of his best (one of my favorite books) is only knows as a cute movie about a loveable bafoon
essentially Disney destroyed great works of art then produced a dumbed down version

its like someone tore down the mona lisa and replaced it with a colorful happy princess dressed in pink
#26753 - No, listen, Victor Hugo is not hardly known. Most people who f…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26755 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
its not just him
ok im going to ask you 3 simple questions about the books and be honest without doing a google search tell me what you think the answers are

1= what happens to captian hook in the book
2= what happens to the hunchback at the end of the story
3= the children in peter pan what does peter do to them and why

(bonus question) why are they dressed in animal skins
User avatar #26756 - herecomesjohnny (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm just talking about victor hugo here. Your point is moot when it comes to Hugo. That's all I'm saying, no need to get all riled up.
User avatar #26757 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
poor choice of words sorry
i meant that his most famous masterpiece and arguably one of his best (one of my favorite books) is only knows as a cute movie about a loveable bafoon
essentially Disney destroyed great works of art then produced a dumbed down version

its like someone tore down the mona lisa and replaced it with a colorful happy princess dressed in pink
#1130988 - pokémon I guess. I mean **** , if Dragon Quest Mo… 12/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1093758 - Never get fooled by the quality of first episodes. 12/22/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#26751 - aside from that, sure, I get what you mean I guess. I don't se…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26754 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
they got the life of pocahontas a REAL historic figure so wrong that if you question any kid on even the simplest aspect of her REAL historic and influential life they would most likely get it wrong
#26750 - Why are you saying Victor Hugo is hardly known?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #26752 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
because his work was revolutionary yet the only thing most people remember him for is a overly cute movie that barely resembles the tragic love story he wrote
his was the work of a true artist
a masterpiece of literature
now its a barely remembered Disney movie that was not even that good by Disney standards
#26753 - herecomesjohnny (12/22/2014) [-]
No, listen, Victor Hugo is not hardly known. Most people who finish high school know the name. Ask anyone about Les Misérables and they'll know.
User avatar #26755 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
its not just him
ok im going to ask you 3 simple questions about the books and be honest without doing a google search tell me what you think the answers are

1= what happens to captian hook in the book
2= what happens to the hunchback at the end of the story
3= the children in peter pan what does peter do to them and why

(bonus question) why are they dressed in animal skins
User avatar #26756 - herecomesjohnny (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm just talking about victor hugo here. Your point is moot when it comes to Hugo. That's all I'm saying, no need to get all riled up.
User avatar #26757 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
poor choice of words sorry
i meant that his most famous masterpiece and arguably one of his best (one of my favorite books) is only knows as a cute movie about a loveable bafoon
essentially Disney destroyed great works of art then produced a dumbed down version

its like someone tore down the mona lisa and replaced it with a colorful happy princess dressed in pink
User avatar #26751 - herecomesjohnny (12/22/2014) [-]
aside from that, sure, I get what you mean I guess. I don't see it as "butchering" as much, but I get it.
User avatar #26754 - drl (12/22/2014) [-]
they got the life of pocahontas a REAL historic figure so wrong that if you question any kid on even the simplest aspect of her REAL historic and influential life they would most likely get it wrong
#1130956 - I want to try the big and little guy duo  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1130960 - pwnagraphy (12/22/2014) [-]
Ferra and Tor

Excellent taste, my friend

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3100 - danihel (14 hours ago) [-]
yay
User avatar #3101 to #3100 - herecomesjohnny (14 hours ago) [-]
ungrateful ape gee already pink?
#3102 to #3101 - danihel (14 hours ago) [-]
i dont understand what it means to be pink
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - herecomesjohnny (13 hours ago) [-]
isn't it something to do with thumbs? low thumbs or something?
#3099 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (14 hours ago) [-]
HOLY **** YES THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU
User avatar #3105 to #3099 - yeorgh ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Oh you're alive.
User avatar #3098 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (14 hours ago) [-]
OH MY GOD WHAT? What is this!?
User avatar #3097 to #3095 - herecomesjohnny (14 hours ago) [-]
you know madworld? i had never heard of it
User avatar #3104 to #3097 - desacabose (13 hours ago) [-]
Listen here french fry
MadWorld is one of the best games on the wii
#3089 - desacabose (02/24/2015) [-]
Aw 						****					 						******					 feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
Aw **** ****** feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
User avatar #3094 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (03/01/2015) [-]
game itself is pretty fun actually
User avatar #3093 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (02/25/2015) [-]
I was going to buy it but this is gonna be fun man
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - desacabose (02/24/2015) [-]
>Best friends playing Life is Strange
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - feelythefeel (02/24/2015) [-]
Never heard of it.
#3086 - desacabose (02/21/2015) [-]
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
User avatar #3087 to #3086 - herecomesjohnny (02/23/2015) [-]
********** ~~~~~ I haven't played the episode yet
User avatar #3088 to #3087 - desacabose (02/24/2015) [-]
Get Angry 2: Matt Attack starring Nicolas Cage
#3080 - desacabose (02/18/2015) [-]
>Matt   
>GoT   
>Letter
>Matt
>GoT
>Letter
User avatar #3084 to #3080 - herecomesjohnny (02/19/2015) [-]
no, man, I'm not watching this yet, I gotta play episode 2 before myself
User avatar #3085 to #3084 - desacabose (02/19/2015) [-]
(B)Spit in Joffery's face.
(Y)...
"Matt don't press B"
"Woolie I'm gonna press B"
#3083 to #3082 - desacabose (02/18/2015) [-]
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"   
>B   
"Let me repe-"   
>B   
>B   
>B   
>B
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"
>B
"Let me repe-"
>B
>B
>B
>B
User avatar #3069 - desacabose (02/15/2015) [-]
God damn it Pat I knew it
User avatar #3070 to #3069 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
gonna watch it in a while. Also, Darkest Dungeon looks ******* amazing.
#3065 - desacabose (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ have you watched the new Law and Order about gamer gate
****** reefer madness levels of propaganda
#3071 to #3065 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
okay, first off, I'm already in law school, why would I watch law & order?
Second off, why would I watch anything to do with gamergate?
User avatar #3074 to #3071 - desacabose (02/15/2015) [-]
Because it's almost as funny as reefer madness
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
I gotta admit, bought Darkest Dungeon after those vids
User avatar #3078 to #3075 - desacabose (02/15/2015) [-]
I think you gotta admit you bought a Wii U after the wonderful 101 vid
User avatar #3060 - desacabose (02/10/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending
User avatar #3061 to #3060 - herecomesjohnny (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, we talked about this, I never played silent hill 2, let me wallow in the magic of discovery
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - desacabose (02/12/2015) [-]
picture giinthir posted of woolie in Gurren Lagann glasses.jpg
User avatar #3076 to #3073 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
***** that's my screencap
#3063 to #3062 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
Guess again
Guess again
User avatar #3064 to #3063 - desacabose (02/12/2015) [-]
I guess I need to smoke more crack
#3066 to #3064 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
You got that right.
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - desacabose (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm in too deep
#3068 to #3067 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
No such thing.
User avatar #3058 - desacabose (02/08/2015) [-]
Pat's pushing super hard for Leave
User avatar #3059 to #3058 - herecomesjohnny (02/09/2015) [-]
mfw no dog
#3055 - notsoulmyr (01/30/2015) [-]
I don't know what the **** I'm watching, but all I know is I want more of it
User avatar #3056 to #3055 - herecomesjohnny (02/02/2015) [-]
isn't it delightful?
#3057 to #3056 - notsoulmyr (02/02/2015) [-]
That it is
That it is
#3052 - anonexplains (01/26/2015) [-]
Jesus christ there are 93 anons on your profile
User avatar #3053 to #3052 - herecomesjohnny (01/28/2015) [-]
it's for the wallpapers
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2015) [-]
With all these exams, I'm pretty much gonna just watch this and save mario for later.
User avatar #3049 - desacabose (01/05/2015) [-]
Why are most Japanese game developers so awesome
Almost all western act really boring.

except for David Jaffe, goddamn David Jaffe
#3048 - murrlogic (01/05/2015) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
>pat
>hitting his target
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - desacabose (12/30/2014) [-]
now sannukas knows I'm a scrub
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - herecomesjohnny (12/30/2014) [-]
no clue what you're on about
User avatar #3037 - desacabose (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose (12/24/2014) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
#3026 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
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