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#3176 - you're ******** me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3178 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. Fuck this and fuck the ladder man and fuck twinkling titanite
#3174 - i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduou…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3175 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3176 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
you're shitting me.
User avatar #3178 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. Fuck this and fuck the ladder man and fuck twinkling titanite
#3171 - w-what's that? also i'm fighting the old iron king t…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3173 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the bullshit hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so fucking arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3176 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
you're shitting me.
User avatar #3178 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. Fuck this and fuck the ladder man and fuck twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#18 - >appreciating being in Wales 04/14/2015 on Appreciate the small things +1
#1144290 - Akira  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1144307 - kotor (04/14/2015) [-]
muh nigga
#6 - It's not an act of bravery to make a game, it's a business ven… 04/14/2015 on Rekt 0
#4 - failed? nah, Fez is amazing.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Rekt -1
User avatar #5 - coledunk (04/14/2015) [-]
it was okay, and he pussed out of making a second one because some people said some mean things about it on the internet
User avatar #6 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
It's not an act of bravery to make a game, it's a business venture. But my point was the Fez was great and that's all I have to say, gnight.
#7 - moot didn't hire, the mods and janitors do that **** for free. 04/14/2015 on Admin 2015 +5
#1208477 - >not liking the FFXV designs what are you, straight? ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1208545 - hirollin (04/14/2015) [-]
hah
#1144272 - what with all the soliloquies by the last chapters, it clearly…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1144275 - yeorgh (04/14/2015) [-]
It really wouldn't have hurt to finish it with a kiss, especially after deaf-chan already told him she liked him
#1144270 - because it's about him, not about romance.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1144271 - friedgreenpomatoes (04/14/2015) [-]
i'm pretty sure a romance is present by the ending, whether it's just about Shouya or no.
User avatar #1144272 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
what with all the soliloquies by the last chapters, it clearly steered toward coming of age story instead of romantic drama. I definitely don't mean the guy and the girl didn't dig each other, he gonna tap that and she won't hear herself yell
User avatar #1144275 - yeorgh (04/14/2015) [-]
It really wouldn't have hurt to finish it with a kiss, especially after deaf-chan already told him she liked him
#3169 - what. 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#3166 - poop  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3167 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
#31 - political correctness keyboard warriors aside, the Syrian is a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Yet another unrealistic... 0
#61 - jaevel (04/14/2015) [-]





What do you even mean with that?
User avatar #75 - jaaabrocon (04/14/2015) [-]
He is referring to the game character Anita is talking about. That character is the Syrian from Swords and Sworcery, which actually happens to be a pretty damn good game. I guess Anita was bound to actually stumble across a good game if she kept guessing.
#3164 - dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#1143916 - try putting ads on that 04/13/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#82 - it was just a passing remark, I'm not going against the point 04/13/2015 on Quote +1
#81 - yes? 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
#97 - he says as he files the liquidation forms or starts looking fo… 04/13/2015 on admin insults you 0
#39 - it says algebra flourished under islam.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
User avatar #81 - herecomesjohnny (04/13/2015) [-]
yes?
#25 - But the flight plan filed with the agency only listed one of them 04/13/2015 on Big Guys 0
#36 - Not technological, but arab mathematics was huge.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Quote 0
User avatar #37 - theelyzian (04/13/2015) [-]
Algebra, yes. That is during the Babylonian days. before Islamic inception which was 1400 years ago.

User avatar #39 - herecomesjohnny (04/13/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics_in_medieval_Islam
it says algebra flourished under islam.
User avatar #81 - herecomesjohnny (04/13/2015) [-]
yes?
#35 - I'm not even swiss (french), but I have to say Switzerland is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Quote +8
User avatar #47 - alucardhell (04/13/2015) [-]
The point that the quote is getting at is technological advancement and cultural/social changes are accelerated by times of strife and warfare. Some of the most technologically advanced societies at their time were places like Egypt, Rome, Persia, and Greece. None of those places had long periods of time with out war of some sort. Also "Athenian" democracy failed. It lasted less than a century, yet everyone thinks they succeeded.
User avatar #82 - herecomesjohnny (04/13/2015) [-]
it was just a passing remark, I'm not going against the point
#91 - calm down istanbul-abdul 04/12/2015 on ‘Respect the robot’ 0
#1207007 - but **** YOUUUU IT'S 50EU AT LEAST ******* AND I…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1207009 - Ken M (04/12/2015) [-]
rekt
User avatar #1207008 - cptmongtard (04/12/2015) [-]
I paid £35 for it and I think it's worth every penny

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3206 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Ken M (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3182 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
it's ******* fun tho
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3176 to #3175 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
you're ******** me.
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - Ken M (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3169 to #3168 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
what.
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
poop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
s-storm?
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
User avatar #3119 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Now is the time to get your hopes up for bloodborne
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
eh, i'm more waiting for the mortal kombat x vids, or kojima hills.
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
What about The Phantom Pain
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
i told you again and again i only ever played the gbc metal gear, i'm 100% eh on that
now, i don't want to sound like a huge vagina but life is strange is pretty good and looking forward to the rest
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
HAH i still get anons after all this time.
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