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#346 - and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair … 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
#34 - the EU has a history of having ongoing amicable trade relation…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Vote leave, EU SUCKS -1
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#96 - guillem (06/21/2016) [-]
Countries that refused to join yes, countries that left no. It's not the same thing, and the EU will want to make an example of the UK. I am from Spain, and one part of me wants the arrogant brits to leave so they crash into the fucking ground and come back asking for membership again. The other part of me doesn't because I have family and friends in the UK.

Britain already has a special place in the EU with certain benefits and a particular status, if they want to leave go ahead, but we're getting tired of them using it as an excuse to bargain better deals. If they are so damn special and don't need the EU, so be it, but they should know that it's going to be hard for them. You're dreaming if you think the EU will want to strike beneficial trade deals for the UK after they're out. Also, Scotland will want another leave referendum, since they majoritarily want to stay within the EU, and have stated it repeatedly.
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#46 - hetzerdk (06/21/2016) [-]
So what, there is still the rest of the world.
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#79 - MrKittyKat (06/21/2016) [-]
America, China, Etc etc.

Fuck the EU i say. Opportunities to be wealthier as we control the fucking GBP not them.

>The change to the Euro.
God that was a hilarious month.
#174 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
I can't wait for the euro to crash so I can buy cheap shit
Maybe the USD = Euro thing that is ever present online will benefit me for once
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#260 - MrKittyKat (06/22/2016) [-]
The euro won't crash but it is tipping as a whole, due to them sinking so much into unneccesary shit. If anything, it's just going to get worse to buy from them, they've pulled 200 million from the economy.

But no, it's just gonna be shittier to buy from them.
#79 - so god wouldn't tell noah to manufacture an arch because it's …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on On point 0
#86 - sherlockbatman (06/21/2016) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
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Noah couldn't even begin to do any of the math that goes into ship design and measurement
God almost literally held his hand through every fucking step of the process. God practically built the boat himself.
Everything in the bible that might seem technically impressive and well-designed is credited to God doing at least 90% of the work and telling people how to do things.
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#119 - popeflatus (06/21/2016) [-]
The Noah story is based on much older Mesopotamian myths such as the Epic of Gilgamesh. Noah never existed.
#1455221 - one of the best videogame stories i've ever seen tbh 06/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#125 - nope, it matters in every country that has liberal uses of mar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2016 on gay marriage +3
#181 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
There's nothing stopping same-sex couples from entering any contract they like in the US. Trying to round up past benefits is purely fictional. It's like a restaurant having a policy for free cake for those under 12 years old, and a 30 year old sues when the waiter tells him he doesn't qualify.
#344 - what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#342 - yup, like speed limits and lifeguards  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#1455215 - Picture 06/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#340 - punish?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?
#338 - huh good idea let's get safety measures for those too  [+] (11 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Guns 0
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#339 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Which brings us right back around to the whole "punish everyone because a few people are irresponsible" bit of injustice we seem to be stuck on.
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#340 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
punish?
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#341 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Limit and restrict access to X because some people abuse X or are otherwise careless with X.
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#342 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
yup, like speed limits and lifeguards
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#347 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Well that would be a pool related accidental death. It's still caused by your own stupidity, just like falling off a cliff is. I'm really failing to see your argument here.
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#348 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
oh i don't even have an opinion on gun control i just started replying to pull your chain after a few replies
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#349 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
And here I could've just been jerking it.
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#343 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Speed limits have an actual noticeable affect on accident rates, and don't result in an increase in other forms of physical injury. Lifeguards don't infringe on anyone's ability to swim.
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#344 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
what if a lifeguard says "hey stop that"
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#345 - icedmantwo (06/21/2016) [-]
Then it's because you're engaging in an action that is endangering yourself or others. Until then they don't bother you. Just like you shouldn't be bothered for owning a gun without endangering yourself or others.
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#346 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2016) [-]
and so if you die because you jump from the lifeguard's chair and die because of your own stupidity, we shouldn't classify that as an accident and add it to the number of pool related deaths?