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#139 - tsst, whenever someone has a weird name in those stories there… 04/16/2015 on What a twist. 0
#1209896 - >literally just doing the same button pushing for 3 tracks …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1209898 - alexanderburns (04/16/2015) [-]
And it's still harder than Smash4
#1209894 - ouch, i getcha there, i'm experiencing the same tough transiti…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1209897 - awesomanium (04/16/2015) [-]
My CS:GO experience is me thinking that I've hit someone 10 times
but I've actually hit them once for 4 damage
#1 - geez, get a tablet at least, man. 04/16/2015 on Kirby's Epic Yharnam 0
#1144686 - didn't that sol series teach you already? if it's not ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1144688 - yeorgh (04/16/2015) [-]
I think you mean that if it's trigger it's not good trigger.
#1209773 - why does this pic act like it's a big revelation that life is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1209780 - rafeky (04/16/2015) [-]
u can put ur tongue-n-cheek on my balls bich
#1209794 - Ken M (04/16/2015) [-]
ebin
#14 - Bretty Breezy in Beijing is phenomenal 04/16/2015 on Worst Clinton +1
#41 - because nobody wants to play ******* Sindel 04/16/2015 on MKX 0
#40 - yeah I agree **** Rain 04/16/2015 on MKX +1
#143 - the british is really a birdbrain, the healthcare is paid for … 04/16/2015 on America vs Britain -1
#157 - Actually juridically those are 2 definitions of equality. This… 04/16/2015 on (untitled) 0
#1209164 - that's very nice?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1209165 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
It is indeed
#1209146 - I'm not a fanatic but I did read a bunch of short stories from…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1209156 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
Well, after Harry Potter, Stephen Kings books was the first I read on my own in like 3rd grade or something
User avatar #1209164 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
that's very nice?
User avatar #1209165 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
It is indeed
#1209139 - The Road Virus Heads North is probably the most Alan Wakey sto…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1209143 - notred (04/15/2015) [-]
I could check it out. My mom probably has it.
#1209129 - Have you tried Stephen King? he's the inspiration behind Alan Wake.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1209137 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
I fucking love Stephen King
User avatar #1209146 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm not a fanatic but I did read a bunch of short stories from him, they're always entertaining
#1209156 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
Well, after Harry Potter, Stephen Kings books was the first I read on my own in like 3rd grade or something
User avatar #1209164 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
that's very nice?
User avatar #1209165 - ryujiizumi (04/15/2015) [-]
It is indeed
#1209136 - notred (04/15/2015) [-]
I was actually going to read a book about a scout group that goes camping. Basically a monster stalks them.

My mom reccomended it to me since she is into stephen king and mystery shit.
User avatar #1209139 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
The Road Virus Heads North is probably the most Alan Wakey story I've read of him, so there's that.
User avatar #1209143 - notred (04/15/2015) [-]
I could check it out. My mom probably has it.
#33 - I precisely am, through the 14th amendment the Supreme Court h… 04/15/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#30 - I'm talking about the 2010 SC case 04/15/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#29 - because it's not selective incorporation, it's with Otis Mcdon…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
User avatar #31 - MuahahaOfLore (04/15/2015) [-]
you may be thinking of the 14th amendment
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
I precisely am, through the 14th amendment the Supreme Court has a long history of turning amendments from the Bill of Rights into being applicable to States.
#26 - Constitutionality will never be irrelevant when it comes to va… 04/14/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#25 - wrong case law, as district of columbia is a federal enclave. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#27 - MuahahaOfLore (04/14/2015) [-]
How do you Figure?

District of Columbia v. Heller, 554 U.S. 570 (2008)
The case was decided by the SCOTUS making it Binding on all other courts.
Case origination doesn't matter
Otis v. City of Chicago, 29 F.3d 1159 (1994)
Was decided in the Federal court of appeals 7th Cir., making it less recent and less binding
User avatar #30 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm talking about the 2010 SC case
User avatar #29 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
because it's not selective incorporation, it's with Otis Mcdonald that the Supreme Court ruled the 2nd amendment as applicable to the States.
User avatar #31 - MuahahaOfLore (04/15/2015) [-]
you may be thinking of the 14th amendment
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (04/15/2015) [-]
I precisely am, through the 14th amendment the Supreme Court has a long history of turning amendments from the Bill of Rights into being applicable to States.
#24 - also it just happens to be an old picture I suppose 04/14/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#23 - Actually you have the wrong case law here, since the district … 04/14/2015 on 2nd Amendment 0
#6 - Phil Fish is a great developer, he's just a bad person  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on Video Game Razzies -3
User avatar #10 - hourlyb (04/15/2015) [-]
OHW written all over him.
#3179 - I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the lad… 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#3176 - you're ******** me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
User avatar #3178 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 - desacabose (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. Fuck this and fuck the ladder man and fuck twinkling titanite

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Ken M (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - Ken M (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
User avatar #3119 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Now is the time to get your hopes up for bloodborne
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
eh, i'm more waiting for the mortal kombat x vids, or kojima hills.
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
What about The Phantom Pain
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
i told you again and again i only ever played the gbc metal gear, i'm 100% eh on that
now, i don't want to sound like a huge vagina but life is strange is pretty good and looking forward to the rest
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
HAH i still get anons after all this time.
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