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#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on An Endangered Species +8
#12 - bobbymcbobington Comment deleted by herecomesjohnny
#4 - i used to be the star of a nineties teeeeeveee showwww 06/24/2015 on I Spy +2
#33 - that feeling leaves after a while when you realize the progres…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on workout routine to start... 0
User avatar #44 - xtrmbragnrytz (06/24/2015) [-]
I don't mind having a bit of a belly (fat shit may have been exaggerating). But i feel that im making small progresses, so that's what im willing to take, Balancing a job, sleeps schedule social life and love for games is more important to me than having a ripped out 6 pack.
#14 - isn't 'everything should be free' closer to tolstoism than anarchy? 06/24/2015 on Damn Commies. 0
#1160698 - nice, not bad 06/24/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#33 - >le paul thomas anderson meme 06/24/2015 on Need a movie to watch?... 0
#12 - holy **** lmao 06/24/2015 on We need more of this in... 0
#30 - only forum dwellers and image board lurkers really care about … 06/24/2015 on trying to get the pipboy... +2
#16 - King of Bhutan looks like a star from a 1990's hong kong actio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Stunning photographs of the... +4
#19 - Rascal (06/24/2015) [-]
i swear i seen that king's face in some comics or cartoon somewhere not too long ago
User avatar #17 - bobbydahobo (06/24/2015) [-]
That's DRAGON King to you!
#6 - Comment deleted 06/24/2015 on /k/ please stop +2
#5 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on /k/ please stop +6
#6 - herecomesjohnny Comment deleted by herecomesjohnny
#11 - yeah it was pretty good, to speak da tru tru 06/24/2015 on Oooh rachel +2
#33 - so catchy though 06/24/2015 on [Read Description] 0
#87 - there's a missed "it even has a cutie mark" somewhere 06/24/2015 on Posting in a Cringe Thread... +1
#3272 - really? i'm liking it  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#3273 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
#3269 - told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student stu… 06/23/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#3267 - >implying i have a wii u I wonder if Pat'll steer …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#3268 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my shitty student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
#1259284 - IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT GORDON 06/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#1160593 - no man it's cool only hide-all  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1160696 - Benka (06/24/2015) [-]
Yeah that's fine, blocking is a bit too much tho. Annoying when someone replies to me and I can't reply back
#31229 - So young! He looks like he just had his bar mitzvah. 06/23/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
#31228 - I like him, like many comedians I think he shines more through… 06/23/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#1259260 - i love that program, i like to wave at it as i don't use it 06/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1259257 - but we'll never get another republic commandos, never forget 06/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1259255 - quick question, i never keep a torrented long enough to want t…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1259258 - kothaex (06/23/2015) [-]
I hear there's a service that'll take care of it automatically for fairly cheap
Steam or something
User avatar #1259264 - yeorgh (06/23/2015) [-]
Is that the one where you don't actually own the games?
User avatar #1259259 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
vapeur
User avatar #1259260 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
i love that program, i like to wave at it as i don't use it
#84 - ok 06/23/2015 on never seen a less impressed... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3276 to #3275 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
why for?
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose ONLINE (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
soulmyr
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose ONLINE (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose ONLINE (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Rascal (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3206 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Rascal (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
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