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#33373 - i was only looking forward to ant man it turned out funny …  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Television - cartoon... 0
#33382 - anon (44 minutes ago) [-]
He's gonna be in Civil War. And this scene might happen.
#1296937 - not even, the parkour in cuba and jamaica was immensely pretty…  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1296938 - averagewhitekid (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah but the story and quests were all trash which is 70% of the game, it was a pain to progress in the game which was the only way to access more pirate fun stuff so it was impossible to avoid
#1296935 - black flag > sid meier's pirates  [+] (3 new replies) 12 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1296936 - averagewhitekid (12 hours ago) [-]
maybe if you got rid of the garbo typical AC tripe, then yeah it could be
other than that, only the pirate parts were good
User avatar #1296937 - herecomesjohnny (12 hours ago) [-]
not even, the parkour in cuba and jamaica was immensely pretty and the jungle segments were well done
User avatar #1296938 - averagewhitekid (12 hours ago) [-]
yeah but the story and quests were all trash which is 70% of the game, it was a pain to progress in the game which was the only way to access more pirate fun stuff so it was impossible to avoid
#54 - spiderman 2 is the diamond in the rough  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Witness me! +1
User avatar #60 - iamnuff (19 hours ago) [-]
SP2 is the exception to the rule.

It's basically the only good spiderman game. and that's almost entirely becasue some guy basically wrote the entire web-swinging mechanics himself, alone, in his off-time, to make them good.

#53 - MEDIOOOCRE 20 hours ago on Witness me! -2
#1296653 - money doesn't make happiness? no way! 20 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#42 - maybe take it as a sign not to join the army 20 hours ago on the veterans asked for it -1
#1296330 - To who it may concern, -42% discount on MGSV on instantga…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1296421 - hirollin (08/30/2015) [-]
just tested it out for the sake of the cause.
it is bullshit, and i am out 50 bucks. you're welcome.

they get the payment and want you to send a copy of your id before they give you the game.

it's ridiculous. no refund support method either. no idea how to cancel payment or get a refund or anything.
User avatar #1296422 - hirollin (08/30/2015) [-]
just double checked, they have a zero refund policy. don't waste your time.
User avatar #1296397 - hirollin (08/30/2015) [-]
phantom pain is 42% off? gib link please.
#1296328 - Mad Max will be an effortless, commercial cash grab. People we…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1296349 - EdwardNigma (08/30/2015) [-]
No one was hyped for Transformers (Movie ones, anyway, heard War and Fall of Cybertron were good.) or Avatar. Don't bullshit me.
User avatar #1296351 - bendeman (08/30/2015) [-]
Avatar game isn't half bad, as far as movie games go.
User avatar #1296353 - EdwardNigma (08/30/2015) [-]
I'd heard it was "alright" at best.
Heard playing as the fucking...whatever they were called, the aliens, was really hard though because it was, y'know, shitty tribal aliens against glorious galaxy conquering mankind.
User avatar #1296355 - bendeman (08/30/2015) [-]
Like I said, as far as movie games go.
And yeah, playing as the Blue Man Group was definitely no walk in the park. I actually downloaded it a month or 2 ago just so I could beat the damn thing.
#1175483 - jesus, why do people get overboard for a simply smiley nowadays  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1175611 - andyyy (22 hours ago) [-]
because its funny when sometimes they get butt devastated
Which he did
User avatar #1175496 - awesomedewd (08/30/2015) [-]
Cause it honestly looks stupid in anything else than chat
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3320 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
>Until Dawn
>First past clip shown is an Indian
>Guy outside with glowing eyes that looks like a miner is holding a gun
>Death totems related to native americans
>Vision obviously supernatural
All right ***** it's time to get deductive on this ****
>Be miners
>Dig into spooky mine for cursed gold
>Unleash Wendigo/Skinwalker/yee naaldlooshi
>Spooky skinwalkers begin to eat and replace miners
>Start wandering woods
>Sole Survivor of mine incident meets indian
>Indian teaches ways of fighting them
>Vow to hunt down all of them to atone for sins
>Kids come to woods
>Kids actively being hunted by skinwalkers while miner attempts to destroy them
User avatar #3324 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
i think the thing reaching down to beth and hannah might not have even been trying to kill them
User avatar #3325 to #3324 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
It's clearly a miner trying to save them
User avatar #3322 to #3320 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2015) [-]
heyhey they're doing until dawn!
User avatar #3323 to #3322 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
That's where I saw the first part of the not assassin's creed truth video
User avatar #3321 to #3320 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
Pat's got a point about Josh though
User avatar #3315 - desacabose (08/22/2015) [-]
What rational did Liam and Matt possibly have for not taking the disability fund money, that's so obviously going to come back and bite them in the ass
#3316 to #3315 - herecomesjohnny (08/22/2015) [-]
wow, no scrupules, cabose, evil
User avatar #3317 to #3316 - desacabose (08/22/2015) [-]
You and I both know that money's just going to go for some Jack Daniels if they don't take it
User avatar #3318 to #3317 - herecomesjohnny (08/22/2015) [-]
the whole 'handicap railings in the school' motif will kinda reappear later, lightly but significantly
User avatar #3319 to #3318 - desacabose (08/26/2015) [-]
Not only was I validated the hipster was evil
User avatar #3311 - dsgjoker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Random question, but where is your profile pic from?
User avatar #3312 to #3311 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2015) [-]
well see it's the girl from Hyouka but as a dancing elf from Jinrui
not a satisfying answer i bet
User avatar #3313 to #3312 - dsgjoker ONLINE (08/21/2015) [-]
Better than nothing, thanks man.
User avatar #3314 to #3313 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2015) [-]
both are very fun stuff though, jinrui is a masterpiece!
#3306 - desacabose (08/08/2015) [-]
Decided to start watching the life is strange playthrough since the last episodes will release before I get through them

The teacher guy with glasses is giving me the Adachi vibe super hard

Beat the game and tell me if he's up to something before I watch more of the series so I can know if I should stop watching him intently
#3308 to #3306 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2015) [-]
I ain't spoiling you **** , the reveal will be better when you get there

also wrestlemania's being pretty fun eh?
User avatar #3309 to #3308 - desacabose (08/08/2015) [-]
I wanted more Hulk Hogan impressions
User avatar #3310 to #3309 - herecomesjohnny (08/08/2015) [-]
i want more pvp with rage and buff pat
User avatar #3307 to #3306 - desacabose (08/08/2015) [-]
I have been informed the last episodes probably wouldn't release before I finish watching
gg
no re
#3302 - desacabose (07/02/2015) [-]
Splatoon Music - Final Boss (Squid Sisters) >tfw no full playthrough of Splatoon
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - herecomesjohnny (07/02/2015) [-]
that silent hill ending is soooo good holy ****
this is what silent hill 1's story should have been, man. Like I told you, horror needs to be personal

**** , complicated grief disorder is soo fitting for a silent hill game
User avatar #3305 to #3303 - desacabose (07/15/2015) [-]
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories [Music] - Hell Frozen Rain >tfw can't get the good ending and this song at the same time
User avatar #3299 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
I wish Liam had gotten the ice ending
User avatar #3300 to #3299 - herecomesjohnny (07/01/2015) [-]
they're ******* done already? jesus, short gae
User avatar #3301 to #3300 - desacabose (07/01/2015) [-]
Good game though
#3298 to #3297 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2015) [-]
i take your terminator and i raise you one duck dynasty
#3279 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
The entire design of the game just went almost fully towards the ending I think Liam deserves.
I don't know if I should be butthurt because the game toyed with my emotions or not
User avatar #3280 to #3279 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
>the girl is clearly the most guilty
wow, liam, you can't expect a girl fleeing from sexual assault to read every sign and stop at every stoplight.
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Also I'm pretty sure the only reason Liam didn't stare at Lisa in the bathroom was because he didn't see her
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
what? lisa was creeping at the guy in the bathroom?
User avatar #3284 to #3283 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
There's a mirror in the bathroom, you can look at her changing if you wanna
User avatar #3285 to #3284 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
does she still say the "you make me feel safe" line after? cause that'd be ******* wow
User avatar #3286 to #3285 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Lisa says she saw him looking, but she takes this as a compliment.
Or
Lisa attempts to kick him out and tells him he should have been "better behaved", but suddenly feels ill.
#3287 to #3286 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
that's neat, why didn't people like shattered memories again? **** has been very cool so far
User avatar #3290 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Then again people who's name rhymes with malexmanerkurns like Homecoming, so maybe people are just cray
User avatar #3288 to #3287 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Because it's not a silent hill game
User avatar #3291 to #3289 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
It's true though, imagine if Federation Force had been announced as a new IP. People just want Silent Hill repeated over and over again, whenever a company announces changes to a game's formula there's always a huge backlash
User avatar #3292 to #3291 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
well connections between silent hill games are very loose anyway, silent hill 2 detaches totally from sh1's plots and themes
User avatar #3294 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
What happened to all of your anons
#3293 to #3292 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
And people hated it when it first came out because of that
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - herecomesjohnny (06/26/2015) [-]
I got 4 of 'em right now.

Even though I think making horror games personal and with subconscious **** is the best move possible. By the way from a wikipedia page, sh1's plot seems a little...awful.
User avatar #3296 to #3295 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
Nah man
User avatar #3281 to #3280 - desacabose (06/26/2015) [-]
At least we know Pat and Matt aren't cray
User avatar #3274 - superchrischan (06/25/2015) [-]
you're a neato guy
User avatar #3278 to #3277 - herecomesjohnny (06/25/2015) [-]
if i take the compliment will you die?
User avatar #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
Shattered Memories is making me super butthurt
User avatar #3272 to #3270 - herecomesjohnny (06/24/2015) [-]
really? i'm liking it
#3273 to #3272 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
The butthurt is because of the designs based on his psych profile
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - desacabose (06/24/2015) [-]
I wonder if Liam has played Book of Memories
User avatar #3266 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending they'll get
User avatar #3267 to #3266 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying i have a wii u

I wonder if Pat'll steer Liam towards the ending he wants, that ginger walrus.
#3268 to #3267 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
>implying you shouldn't have a Wii U

The way Michelle Valdez looks already gave me the ending they'll probably get

Matt also apparently likes to look at sexy posters
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - herecomesjohnny (06/23/2015) [-]
told ya man, no space for a tv in my ****** student studio, it's tragic
based matt, salt of the earth
User avatar #3265 - desacabose (06/23/2015) [-]
The amount of retardation I witnessed in Shattered Memories Part 4 at the shadow puzzle is too hype
User avatar #3260 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
didn't we already read chap.39?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - yeorgh (06/22/2015) [-]
Yes but we didn't have 38, and two chapters in a week is a good sign.
#3263 to #3262 - herecomesjohnny (06/22/2015) [-]
it's happening!
User avatar #3258 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/20/2015) [-]
hey apparently there's a 25 min gameplay vid of the new deus ex

eidos is going balls

to

the

wall
User avatar #3257 to #3256 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
this game looks hella
User avatar #3254 - desacabose (06/19/2015) [-]
I actually kind of like the OST for Retribution
#3255 to #3254 - herecomesjohnny (06/19/2015) [-]
i'll try not to judge

but damn
User avatar #3239 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
God ******* dammit they're not doing the chalice dungeons
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
aw it's already over? i felt like they had a quarter left or something
User avatar #3242 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
At least there is still the DLC
like the dlc for evil within
#3243 to #3242 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
yeah oh boy how sad we won't see the evil within dlc, truly terrible
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
That means we probably won't see bloodborne DLC
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
not necessarily. Remember the revengeance dlc?
User avatar #3246 to #3245 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They didn't have to replay Raiden side story gaiden second hand Jetwolf to play the DLC though
User avatar #3247 to #3246 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
shut up raiden was a metal jaw jesus
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
It's true though, there's a selection screen at the main menu of Icantotallyspellthisgeance
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
sure, but in any case they enjoyed bloodborne so much i doubt they'll skip it. Wanna bet?
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
I bet nothing on something
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
and the race is on!
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
Gotta hold out hope woolie will do an LP of Demon's and Dark with Pat
#3241 to #3240 - desacabose (06/07/2015) [-]
They would if they did the stuff they didn't do
#3236 - desacabose (06/02/2015) [-]
They best be swapping out their gems for the better ones they have
User avatar #3238 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/07/2015) [-]
I think Bloodborne is demoralizing Pat. Using a bug to win against a Hunter, what a shaaaaaame
User avatar #3237 to #3236 - herecomesjohnny (06/02/2015) [-]
they didn't attack the scary white bitch, well ****
User avatar #3226 - desacabose (05/29/2015) [-]
I really hope they do the chalice dungeons
or the Defiled chalice dungeons
Most the defied chalice dungeons
User avatar #3230 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
you gonna get d4 pc? w-we could save the franchise man...
User avatar #3232 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It was always too late
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
don't be nuclear, don't be wild, man
User avatar #3234 to #3233 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
But I'm already deep inside the abandoned child
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
RULES OF NATURE

TA DA DA, DA DAAAAAAA, DA, DA DAAAAA, DADADAAAAAADADADAAAAAAAA
User avatar #3231 to #3230 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
It's too late
User avatar #3227 to #3226 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
my profile is finally empty :'c
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - desacabose (05/30/2015) [-]
There's like 3 anons though
User avatar #3229 to #3228 - herecomesjohnny (05/30/2015) [-]
i want woolie to go back to the doll dress
#3218 - desacabose (05/15/2015) [-]
Why didn't we listen to Kojima
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - herecomesjohnny (05/21/2015) [-]
mobile games tho
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