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Age: 113
Consoles Owned: PC, Sexbox 360, N64, Xbox (original), PS1,
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, Crysis, LOTRO, Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, Skyrim, Alliance of Valiant Arms
Interests: Guitar, gaming, headbanging, metal music, classical music (Vivaldi, Beethoven, bach etc...), computer hardware,
Date Signed Up:9/10/2011
Last Login:7/28/2014
Location:Heaven in Bible
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#382 - Hahah, I bet you made it into the Fobbit positions, faggot. … 07/27/2014 on Fuck this 0
#20 - Hahahha fucking pussy. Go enlist before speaking shit…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Fuck this -1
#163 - fragman (07/26/2014) [-]
I don't have to. See, where I live there's no volounteer army. Nothing to enlist when you just get a letter that you need to come in and get examined to determine where you'll go in the military. For every guy that turns 18.
User avatar #382 - heraske (07/27/2014) [-]
Hahah, I bet you made it into the Fobbit positions, faggot.

If you ever get sent to the Forward Operating Base in the middle of butt fuck no where, I hope you get your ass mortared.
#940 - lol 07/24/2014 on FJ shuts down 0
#12 - WAT. I just bought it last night for 20$ Goty edition. Fuck. 07/24/2014 on Remember buying TF2? 0
#58 - As my English teacher always said, "Never start a sentenc…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Reading This Is So Satisfying 0
User avatar #62 - Funnel (07/23/2014) [-]
There is nothing in the grammar of the English language to support a prescription against starting a sentence with and or but --- nothing in the norms of speaking and nothing in the usage of the best writers over the entire history of the literary language. Like all languages, English is full of mechanisms to promote coherence by linking a sentence with its discourse context, and on any sensible evaluation, this is a Good Thing. Whoever invented the rule against sentence-intitial and and but, with its preposterous justification in terms of an alleged defect in sentential "completeness", must have had a tin ear and a dull mind. Nevertheless, this stupid made-up rule has infected the culture so thoroughly that 60% of the American Heritage Dictionary's (sensible and well-educated) usage panel accepts it to some degree.
#8 - First time I've actually fucking lol'd irl. good post, +1. 07/22/2014 on /ck/ has its moments +1
#7 - oh for fucksakes. Getting pissed off at me? LOOK AT THE COMMEN…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Ellen -20
#10 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Completely coincidental though, it was hilarious.
#22 - mitchimuss (07/22/2014) [-]
#9 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Timing is key
#5 - Did you google "fortune teller teacher in harry potter" too?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Ellen -23
User avatar #11 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
There, Stop bitching i took it down.
#4 - FUCK OFF>  [+] (6 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Ellen -23
#6 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Why are you telling me to fuck off?
I did not know if she played Trelawney.
Stop being a dick and tell me dickwipe.
User avatar #8 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh, and i posted the picture first.
User avatar #7 - heraske (07/22/2014) [-]
oh for fucksakes. Getting pissed off at me? LOOK AT THE COMMENTS. I posted the same fucking picture as your 30 seconds after you did, Professor miss twatbucket
#10 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Completely coincidental though, it was hilarious.
#22 - mitchimuss (07/22/2014) [-]
#9 - imadeanaccountforu (07/22/2014) [-]
Timing is key
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Ellen +190
#26 - markrocker (07/22/2014) [-]

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#56 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #44 - heraske (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks man!
User avatar #43 - gidvid (08/13/2012) [-]
I'll give you any item I have for that golden, succulent banana
User avatar #32 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #27 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
**heraske rolls 3,222**
User avatar #34 to #33 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
Fuck you too.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
I almost got quads.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
**heraske rolls 422** I wish it were more like this.
User avatar #38 to #37 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
**heraske rolls 83,156** or like this maybe.
User avatar #39 to #38 - heraske (08/08/2012) [-]
**heraske rolls 1,475** fucking niggers.
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**heraske rolls 972**
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User avatar #30 to #27 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
4 or 3
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**instakill rolls 58** god this is the most fun i have had on this site
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**amozi rolls 94** FUCK YOU, YOU DUBS FUCK
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#13 - anonymous (07/22/2012) [-]
Fuck you, you dumb fuck.
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