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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:11/10/2010
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I had a user but deleted it. Maybe you were familiar with slightlyterrible? Yeah that was me. I'm going to mostly be on NSFW but I'll post the occasional funny picture if I find anything.

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latest user's comments

#325 - The song is Called "7th Element" by VITAS, a Russian…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2015 on When you get played like a... +1
User avatar #355 - xkaijux (08/01/2015) [-]
Google shows me that he is a Russian hybrid of Lady Gaga, Prince, and Freddie Mercury.
#343 - dynomarx (07/31/2015) [-]
This got stuck in my head and I couldn't find it again until I saw this comment. I love you. Have some booty.
User avatar #353 - xkaijux (08/01/2015) [-]
read this as William Shatner and it makes sense. Booty. Booty booty. Rocking. Everywhere.
#147 - Actually, jackass, Jimmy Graham was not on the team when they …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2015 on Hey ugly. 0
User avatar #156 - elijie (07/30/2015) [-]
.-. calm down man. I know this. i missread. thought it said "that will take us to the superbowl"
#30 - My grandfather was of Danish decent, so I'm told. I've always… 10/21/2014 on By any means necessary 0
#28 - Reasons I love living in New Orleans You get to drink…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2014 on By any means necessary 0
#29 - anon (10/21/2014) [-]
You would love Denmark! The only time we judge is when you puke in our shoes, otherwise we don't give a shit and it is legal to drink in the streets.
User avatar #30 - hentie (10/21/2014) [-]
My grandfather was of Danish decent, so I'm told. I've always wanted to go.
#72 - That's right, e-pills and more teens practicing safe sex. The… 10/16/2014 on Oldy But...Fuck it 0
#170 - ayyyyy 10/16/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 12 0
#26 - Less teens are getting pregnant now than in any decade before,…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Oldy But...Fuck it 0
User avatar #63 - forsakensaint (10/11/2014) [-]
Really? I want some source stats on that shit... Tho it might be since e-pills and such have become lot more common...
User avatar #72 - hentie (10/16/2014) [-]
That's right, e-pills and more teens practicing safe sex. The stupid ones are the ones getting pregnant..

Here's a nice link for some statistics:
#16 - That's nothing, at LSU we had a guy studying completely nude i… 09/30/2014 on Proper way to study +8
#4348 - 19. Summer Job as a rigger for a construction company, oth…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4549 - wacemindu (07/17/2014) [-]
The worst she can say is no... seriously how bad is that really? A no is better than years of not knowing what could have been.

There is no reason not to just go and ask her for coffee... or lunch. A friend I met in Uni who I look up to massively when it comes to women once told me that you should always ask a girl you really like out to lunch or breakfast.

That way there's non of the connotation that comes with "dinner" and an awkward kiss etc, and it shows that you're interested in her and want to get to know her.

Just go up and ask her out of the blue, the more spontaneous the better, even if she's with friends after class that way she's a little bit taken aback, she's on the spot a little bit. This isn't necessarily a bad thing because she's more likely to say yes then isn't she... then the hard bits done... you've got a date... then you can relax and take your time to wow her, you've got at least an hour then to make your impression, as opposed to dragging out this asking her process and you might even change her mind if she wasn't that into you in the first place.

Seriously dude, the worst they can say is no... it's like 5 minutes of awkwardness then and it's over, if you really like this girl then you'll spend months/years wondering what could have been if you don't. Take that from experience.
User avatar #4477 - badgerbaiting (07/17/2014) [-]
Better to do it than live with the fear of it. Always good advice.
User avatar #4353 - aurumia (07/17/2014) [-]
TWO WORDS: Be blunt.

"Hey ___, you mentioned wanting to see ___. Want to come with me on ___ to see it? I'll buy the popcorn." and for the love of all that is holy, be confident and smile
#7 - My uncle lives up there. I'm from the New Orleans area. 06/03/2014 on Home Sweet Home 0
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User avatar #23 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/13/2011) [-]
Could you upload your old posts to your profile pics?
User avatar #24 to #23 - hentie (03/13/2011) [-]
i got a new computer so i can't and i have to delete all my stuff on my new computer cuz i had to bring it to the shop to get some software installed and you know...porn isnt the greatest thing to be found on a computer by someone else.

tl;dr no bro, i cant sorry :(
User avatar #25 to #24 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/13/2011) [-]
Meh ok
User avatar #26 to #25 - hentie (03/13/2011) [-]
tell you what ill put whatever new stuff i have in my profile pics after i upload it just for you. ill give you dedz if you want em too
User avatar #27 to #26 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (03/13/2011) [-]
Cool... Thanks man ^_^
User avatar #28 to #27 - hentie (03/13/2011) [-]
no prob!
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