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Interests: Guitar, Music, gaming, the internet, Writing, reading, being useless
Date Signed Up:12/28/2011
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#144 - Comment deleted 11/19/2012 on Math +1
#1195 - BRING IT BACK MAN 11/11/2012 on theoriginalbastard's profile 0
#181 - I do indeed! add me, I am "henchjellyfish" … 11/10/2012 on henchjellyfish's profile 0
#179 - TIred, stressed and a little sleepy, you?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on henchjellyfish's profile 0
User avatar #180 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Lonely, and sad. and tired. Stupid nightmares...-Sighs-
Do you have a skype?...
User avatar #181 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
I do indeed!

add me, I am "henchjellyfish" If I remember correctly :)
#177 - Hello there, little dionsaur  [+] (4 new replies) 11/10/2012 on henchjellyfish's profile 0
User avatar #178 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Rawrz >3< How are you today?
User avatar #179 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
TIred, stressed and a little sleepy, you?
User avatar #180 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Lonely, and sad. and tired. Stupid nightmares...-Sighs-
Do you have a skype?...
User avatar #181 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
I do indeed!

add me, I am "henchjellyfish" If I remember correctly :)
#175 - Well, send me a PM, and then we can converse :D  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2012 on henchjellyfish's profile 0
User avatar #176 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
rawr
User avatar #177 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
Hello there, little dionsaur
User avatar #178 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Rawrz >3< How are you today?
User avatar #179 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
TIred, stressed and a little sleepy, you?
User avatar #180 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Lonely, and sad. and tired. Stupid nightmares...-Sighs-
Do you have a skype?...
User avatar #181 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
I do indeed!

add me, I am "henchjellyfish" If I remember correctly :)
#173 - I'm just some person on funnyjunk, 16, plays Bass guitar and w…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2012 on henchjellyfish's profile 0
User avatar #174 - amissingmouse (11/09/2012) [-]
That's nice...well, either way, I'd still like to get to know you more before I just randomly add you, because I also hope to keep conversing with you.
User avatar #175 - henchjellyfish (11/09/2012) [-]
Well, send me a PM, and then we can converse :D
User avatar #176 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
rawr
User avatar #177 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
Hello there, little dionsaur
User avatar #178 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Rawrz >3< How are you today?
User avatar #179 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
TIred, stressed and a little sleepy, you?
User avatar #180 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Lonely, and sad. and tired. Stupid nightmares...-Sighs-
Do you have a skype?...
User avatar #181 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
I do indeed!

add me, I am "henchjellyfish" If I remember correctly :)
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User avatar #172 - amissingmouse (11/07/2012) [-]
I wanna know who you are before I add you, or perhaps get to know you. After what recently happened, and what happened a few years ago, I am very cautious, and would like to get to know people a bit before just accepting their friend request. Sorry if you were hoping to be friends immediately, but I'd still like to get to know you considering you sent me a friend request. :)
Also..if we are friends, I would like to be able to talk with you, rather than just talking to you once, and getting ignored for the rest of the time. Thank you.
User avatar #173 to #172 - henchjellyfish (11/08/2012) [-]
I'm just some person on funnyjunk, 16, plays Bass guitar and wastes their life on the internet instead of doing work. I was previously your friend, but then left the site for a while, I cam back just before your pm, and hey, I like talking to people ,and now I'm on here mor,e I'm back to talk to people :)
User avatar #174 to #173 - amissingmouse (11/09/2012) [-]
That's nice...well, either way, I'd still like to get to know you more before I just randomly add you, because I also hope to keep conversing with you.
User avatar #175 to #174 - henchjellyfish (11/09/2012) [-]
Well, send me a PM, and then we can converse :D
User avatar #177 to #176 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
Hello there, little dionsaur
User avatar #178 to #177 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Rawrz >3< How are you today?
User avatar #179 to #178 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
TIred, stressed and a little sleepy, you?
User avatar #180 to #179 - amissingmouse (11/10/2012) [-]
Lonely, and sad. and tired. Stupid nightmares...-Sighs-
Do you have a skype?...
User avatar #181 to #180 - henchjellyfish (11/10/2012) [-]
I do indeed!

add me, I am "henchjellyfish" If I remember correctly :)
User avatar #168 - irwincardozo (09/15/2012) [-]
hello my good man
User avatar #169 to #168 - henchjellyfish (09/15/2012) [-]
Hey Man!
User avatar #170 to #169 - irwincardozo (09/15/2012) [-]
how are we young lad
User avatar #171 to #170 - henchjellyfish (09/15/2012) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #151 - spacecheese (07/09/2012) [-]
any chance you have a bigger version of your avatar .gif?
#152 to #171 - henchjellyfish (07/09/2012) [-]
This is what I have ahah, I don't know how welll it'll suit you, but it's what I wan do for you, friend :)
This is what I have ahah, I don't know how welll it'll suit you, but it's what I wan do for you, friend :)
User avatar #153 to #172 - spacecheese (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks!, I love this gif, it always makes me laught for some reason
User avatar #154 to #173 - henchjellyfish (07/09/2012) [-]
Same here, it's great!
User avatar #130 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Hey, reply limit reached. I have heard of Enter Shikari
User avatar #131 to #150 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Oh okay man.
And really? Aweosome!! I find them to be somewhat disliked on the internet, for the intense genre mixing and the political stance they have
User avatar #132 to #151 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
I don't like them haha. I really don't like the screamy vocals
User avatar #133 to #152 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, he gets a lot of hate for that, but it's nice to know someone like them at least
User avatar #134 to #153 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
With most modern metal I usually love the guitar, drum, bass parts, but the vocals **** it over for me.
User avatar #135 to #154 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get how you feel man
User avatar #136 to #155 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Not many people really talk about the music I like. /mu/ is just a most obscure band contest, and the music board here is mostly weird metal genres and dubstep
User avatar #137 to #156 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I mean, I went through liking /mu/, but only because I recently found out the obsession they had with Neutral Milk, and being a very sheltered child, shall we say, I thought it was awesome people actually knew the band, but then it got boring.... and yeah, the music channel on here, is always just "any good dubstep songs?" or "Prog metal/TOOL/DEATH METAL GUIZE" so yeah, I mean, I wish there was a better music board out there as well.

What genres do you like then man?
User avatar #138 to #157 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
I actually like Tool though haha.
I like mostly Rock, Alternative, and Indie. But I can get into anything.
I like music with actual instruments, I can't get into electronic stuff.
Also nothing too heavy, I like to relax when listening to music
User avatar #139 to #158 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
I like indie as well... hmm, let me think.... Mogwai, City and Colour, Bon Iver, Marble Sounds... you might like some of them :)

Not strictly speaking indie, but calming and relaxing

And I like Tool as well, but it's all I see on the board at times
User avatar #140 to #159 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
I'll check them out, Thanks. And yeah, too many people talk about tool
User avatar #141 to #160 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
It's okay man, and yeah, which puts me off a bit
User avatar #142 to #161 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
What else do you like?
User avatar #143 to #162 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Punk, real posthardcore, and emo (and I mean like, the 80's bands from Washington, liek Fugazi, and Sunny Day Real Estate, not modern **** like black veil brides or whatever the **** they're called), A lot of indie, lots of acoustic music, and just, rock in general I guess. Oh, and some cultural music, like, sometimes, I listen to oriental music or traditional cultural music, as it's nice to hear at times I think
User avatar #144 to #163 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Thats pretty cool
User avatar #145 to #164 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
ahh thanks man!

Yourself, what do you like? Other than Tool and indie and stuff, any out there ones? :)
User avatar #146 to #165 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Most of the music I like is pretty well known. A few some people haven't heard of are Tea Leaf Green, Marcy Playground, Joy Zipper, and I can't think of much you probably wouldn't know
User avatar #147 to #166 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
Ahh fair enough man, sounds good so far, you seem to have a good taste in everything
User avatar #148 to #167 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #149 to #168 - henchjellyfish (07/07/2012) [-]
It's cool... woah, I just checked your profile, you've been on this site since like, forever
User avatar #150 to #169 - Noah (07/07/2012) [-]
Yeah... Probably around 6-7 years. Thats how i got the kickass name
User avatar #107 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #108 to #127 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
Hey! :D
#109 to #128 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Don't be privileged, all I use to do was talk to people before I quit. I don't like to ignore people for it's a rude thing to do.

How are you?
User avatar #110 to #129 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
I still think it's a nice thing :)

And I'm ok, yourself?
#111 to #130 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Just chatting with some old ***** here, just for today though, and maybe a little bit tomorrow morning. Then I'm off once again for a while.

My life is just fine at the moment.
User avatar #112 to #131 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
Why do you go?

I know funnyjunk is **** and all, but it would be nice for you to stay :3
#113 to #132 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
This site is retarded and there's no funny anywhere. This site never brings in my good side. I use to come on here all the time, but I've found other times to help pass my time.

Sure, they have some cool people here, but most of them left for obvious reasons.
User avatar #114 to #133 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
indeed, it is sad now :(
#115 to #134 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
I'm happy outside of this site at least.
User avatar #116 to #135 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
I guess so

I wish I couild be as well D:
User avatar #117 to #136 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Why can't you be happy outside of FJ?
User avatar #118 to #137 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
Well I can, it's just more of a entwining thing isn't it, it pulls you in, despite its lack of funny :')
User avatar #119 to #138 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
I used to be into this site, but got over it lol.
User avatar #120 to #139 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
maybe I will too then haha :3
#121 to #140 - bobJML (06/27/2012) [-]
Maybe some day.
#99 - maylage (06/27/2012) [-]
i really don't have any nice pictures of myself so here's my fj display picture but full-sized
User avatar #100 to #119 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
asdfghjkl you're so pretty :3
User avatar #101 to #120 - maylage (06/27/2012) [-]
that's so sweet of you thanks
User avatar #102 to #121 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
Just being truthful :)
I'm sure there's more nice pictures of you if you look like this, there must be :3
#103 to #122 - maylage (06/27/2012) [-]
you mean to prove that i don't have a fake account? here's another for proof if you like
User avatar #104 to #123 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
No, to prove you were lying and you have nice pictures, which you have just proved :3
User avatar #105 to #124 - maylage (06/27/2012) [-]
they might be nice if i didn't have such a crooked smile >.>
User avatar #106 to #125 - henchjellyfish (06/27/2012) [-]
It's not crooked, it's cute :)
User avatar #88 - nixors (06/24/2012) [-]
Hello, stranger! I visited your profile so I could say: Happy birthday! And wish you a magnificent day! Enjoy the cake (assuming you're having some)

I love you
User avatar #89 to #108 - henchjellyfish (06/24/2012) [-]
Thankyou, friend!

come here form thatanongirl's content? ;)

And yes, the cake was wonderful! :D
User avatar #90 to #109 - nixors (06/24/2012) [-]
Hehe, yess :)

Ohh, sounds nice, what kinda cake was it?

I just had bacon flavored pancakes. And it aint even my birthday :3
User avatar #91 to #110 - henchjellyfish (06/24/2012) [-]
Thought so ;D

And just a chocolate cake for 1 (Lonely I know, but it has Smarties (English sweets if you don't know) on top of them, which made it win :D


And ahh, save me some? ;)
User avatar #92 to #111 - nixors (06/24/2012) [-]
Ahh, win! I prefer skittles though :)

It's your birthday, I'll save you as many as you want

even if it wasn't your birthday
User avatar #93 to #112 - henchjellyfish (06/24/2012) [-]
Tis not my birthday anymore, but it was yesterday! :D

And thankyou, I LOVE SKITTLES TOO! :D
User avatar #94 to #113 - nixors (06/24/2012) [-]
Ah, well eitherway: Bacon flavored pancakes with skittles and chocolate it is. :D
User avatar #95 to #114 - henchjellyfish (06/24/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan old bean!
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User avatar #87 to #106 - henchjellyfish (06/24/2012) [-]
Well aren't you a little bit adorable :3

Thanks friend! :D
#78 - irwincardozo (06/18/2012) [-]
This image has expired
i haven't spoken to u in ages... are u hibernating?
User avatar #79 to #98 - henchjellyfish (06/18/2012) [-]
No man, I'm not, I've just been a busy fella, and Just leave my funnyjunk static, and don't actually use it that much :3

Although, you can PM whenever ,I just take a while to reply, and my IM never works haha :')
#80 to #99 - irwincardozo (06/18/2012) [-]
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wow... i'm 25 and i feel like i'm the least busiest person on the planet... feels bad man
#81 to #100 - henchjellyfish (06/18/2012) [-]
I've not been too busy, just out and stuff, so yeah :P

#75 - memepool (06/17/2012) [-]
hello
hello
#76 to #95 - henchjellyfish (06/17/2012) [-]
hello, friend!
hello, friend!
#47 - monkeysocksmelly (06/14/2012) [-]
Hello potato : 3
Hello potato : 3
#49 to #67 - henchjellyfish (06/14/2012) [-]
Hullo! :3
Hullo! :3
User avatar #53 to #69 - monkeysocksmelly (06/15/2012) [-]
You're looking nice in that gif, had a hair cut?
#54 to #73 - henchjellyfish (06/15/2012) [-]
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over your wonky eye
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over your wonky eye
#67 to #74 - monkeysocksmelly (06/16/2012) [-]
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
#68 to #87 - henchjellyfish (06/16/2012) [-]
sorry :c
sorry :c
#69 to #88 - monkeysocksmelly (06/16/2012) [-]
I forgive you.
I forgive you.
#70 to #89 - henchjellyfish (06/16/2012) [-]
I will gladly do you ;)
User avatar #71 to #90 - monkeysocksmelly (06/16/2012) [-]
Haha! I had no suitable gif!
User avatar #72 to #91 - henchjellyfish (06/16/2012) [-]
I win! ;)
#45 - ZeGerman (06/09/2012) [-]
i smell shenanigans, but i'll do it anywa...here you go.
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#42 to #61 - henchjellyfish (06/05/2012) [-]
I enjoy your MM's, they are quite enjoyable to read, and usually lead me to a good place on youtube/fj or whatever.   
   
Plus, It's always good to have a hero amongst FJ people decorating your friend list, is it not? :D    
   
Here is a gif I hope you enjoy, in return for taking the time to talk to me
I enjoy your MM's, they are quite enjoyable to read, and usually lead me to a good place on youtube/fj or whatever.

Plus, It's always good to have a hero amongst FJ people decorating your friend list, is it not? :D

Here is a gif I hope you enjoy, in return for taking the time to talk to me
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User avatar #44 to #63 - henchjellyfish (06/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I understand what you mean man :)
User avatar #29 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
Want me to sing you a nice song :D
User avatar #30 to #31 - henchjellyfish (05/29/2012) [-]
Depends what it is ;)
User avatar #31 to #32 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
I have all sorts of songs. Metal rock punk ska. Even diffrent languages. English, German French Dutch.
User avatar #32 to #33 - henchjellyfish (05/29/2012) [-]
ooh, that is good :D
Surprise me ;)
User avatar #33 to #34 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
This is a band i got in a short time ago and i really love it.


La cigarette après l'amour
Ne s'écrase qu'au petit jour
Les mégots plein le cendrier
Voulaient p't-être dire qu'on s'est aimé
User avatar #37 to #35 - henchjellyfish (05/29/2012) [-]
Ima try and translate this without using a translating software, so don't laugh at me for mistakes xD


The ciggarette after love
I don't have time for your little games
your (sometihng I have no idea what it says) is plain to see
something something something I know you'd like?

That was so bad xD
User avatar #38 to #39 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
No worries i dont even know the lyrics that good too. Im dutch myself. But they were at a festival over here. You should search them: Babylon Circus.
User avatar #39 to #40 - henchjellyfish (05/29/2012) [-]
I shall, in a bit, thanks man :D
User avatar #40 to #41 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
You are very welcome
User avatar #34 to #35 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
Dadadadadadadadaiii
Dadadadadadadadaiii
User avatar #35 to #36 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
Tu m'as écris une belle histoire
Sans un début, sans une fin
Une parenthèse dans mon hazard
Un aparté dans mon destin

Dadadadadadadadaiii
Dadadadadadadadaiii
User avatar #36 to #37 - klukkluk (05/29/2012) [-]
Mais les jours s'écoulent trop vite
Sans même le temps de rattraper
Comme une plaisanterie sans suite
Sans un début sans une fin

Mais p't être qu'un jour
Mais p't être qu'un soir
On s'retrouvera dans l'même train
Histoire de r'commencer l'histoire
Sans un début sans une fin

Dadadadadadadadaiii
Dadadadadadadadaiii

La cigarette après l'amour ...
#17 - therandumbguy (04/22/2012) [-]
hope you have an awesome day like spiderman and luigi
User avatar #12 to #13 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
this picture, has totally and utterly made my day
User avatar #6 to #7 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
Thankyou, friend! and double thankyou for showing me!
#7 to #8 - spacecheese (04/22/2012) [-]
you are very welcomed
#8 to #9 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
for your kindness, have a derpy gif
for your kindness, have a derpy gif
#9 to #10 - spacecheese (04/22/2012) [-]
don't cry little derpy, dont cry
#10 to #11 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
I would make derpy not cry, but it's the only mlp gif I have, so thought i'd give you a gif, I hope this is more to your liking, even if it is no mlp
I would make derpy not cry, but it's the only mlp gif I have, so thought i'd give you a gif, I hope this is more to your liking, even if it is no mlp
User avatar #3 - thedeadshadow (04/22/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #4 to #5 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
?? I'm guessing someone rolled my name or something? May I hae link to this please?
#1 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
have a nice day
User avatar #2 to #3 - henchjellyfish (04/22/2012) [-]
thankyou, kind and random stranger?
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