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Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
Last Login:8/25/2016
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Content Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 31 Content: Peasant → Level 32 Content: Peasant
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Level 296 Comments: Post Master → Level 297 Comments: Post Master
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Content Views:26670
Times Content Favorited:56 times
Total Comments Made:2255
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#15 - Picture 08/24/2016 on Lord of the lol +26
#20 - Thanks, I ******* love Popeye's I know what it does to me,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2016 on If you're reading this... 0
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#21 - zaperzero (05/01/2016) [-]
No problemo brohan. I actually worked at what's the best Popeye's in our entire state. We have a guy who drives past two other Popeye's just to come to ours cus we were the best. Damn I miss working there...
#92 - courts dont need a body to convict  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2016 on Life Hacks 0
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#113 - catburglarpenis (04/08/2016) [-]
Excuse me, how many people have you ate? Eating a person a day keeps the police away, I always say. This guy's running around acting like the po po is gonna show up at your house and be like "yo I saw you eat a guy on CCTV and that was rude, you opened your jaw like a horror movie and swallowed him whole frankly I'm frightened"

No one's gonna say that man, you crazy. I mean, show me the law. Show me one law that says you can't eat a person whole like that scene off "The Mummy" with Brendan Frasier. I've looked in a jail man and there is statistically like, no dragons there. You silly.
#91 - creep. 04/08/2016 on Life Hacks +3
#88 - I stare them down until they look away first. I always ass…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2016 on Life Hacks +7
#112 - anon (04/08/2016) [-]
You sound like Dennis Reynolds
#62 - Jokexplain Pls  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on The ultimate tattoo 0
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#77 - thepizzadevourer (02/20/2016) [-]
>>#49
#22 - Door broken. Bank account empty. Mom mad. 02/19/2016 on motivational +4
#43 - Its like their mission to make **** as cringey as possible as …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2016 on Kylo. +4
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#61 - mastercolossus (02/12/2016) [-]
this is a parody.
its made absurd on purpose.
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#85 - leonhardt (02/12/2016) [-]
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
#88 - ygdosst (02/12/2016) [-]
It's meant for lighthearted folks who find stupid shit amusing.
But the internet is SRS BSNS, so there's no fun allowed.

Only because with the internet you'll easily find people who are legitimately retarded enough to start also doing stupid shit wrongly, earnestly, and without knowing why it was amusing to begin with.

FJ is full of those kinds of retards which is why we tend to have German levels of humorlessness.
But I can see something like this content being made for a close knit ring of friends and followers.
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#89 - leonhardt (02/12/2016) [-]
If I find something annoying or cringey, it doesn't magically stop being annoying and cringey because they tell me "I-I was doing it as a goof!"
#108 - anon (02/12/2016) [-]
If i find something not annoying or cringey and someone else does, it doesnt magically become annoying and cringey because you tell me "i-its cringey because its not my type of humor"
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#111 - leonhardt (02/12/2016) [-]
Lol the asshurt is real
#48 - Ehy are they so mad at LISA? I think it's a great game.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2016 on (untitled) +5
#54 - boxcarracer (02/12/2016) [-]
LISA mentioned, swell with Joy
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#49 - gerno (02/12/2016) [-]
welcome to the club of the 12 people that have played LISA the painful and browse funnyjunk.
#158 - Is that maxmofo?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2016 on Nigger ATTACKS girl... -1
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#177 - riddari (02/12/2016) [-]
No, it's filthy frank. You can tell by the squinty eyes and the fact he says 'ching chong potato, sucky sucky me love you long time'. :^)