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|#960 - cut that unnecessary many lol||09/18/2015 on The situation escalates||0|
|#959 - no, sources are not enough to satisfy me. why? … [+] (1 new reply)||09/18/2015 on The situation escalates||0|
|#495 - this is a highly inflammatory, ignorant post First, a… [+] (8 new replies)||09/17/2015 on The situation escalates||-3|
#536 - rui (09/17/2015) [-]
Good god, being a Syrian and having my sources is still not enough to satisfy this bandwagon. I feel like this site just suddenly betrayed everything I thought about it and turned into a circlejerk of "opinion with green thumb is right, red thumb is wrong".
It's probably best if I just ignore any and all posts about syrian refugees for the next month (because lets be honest funnyjunk MUST find some other stuff that they don't know about to be entertained from). everything about this sucks
#578 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
I also find these posts "FJ has turned" very weird. I guess those who write that never noticed what kind of shithole this community is.
#506 - anon (09/17/2015) [-]
1) It seems like you're making an argument based on the UN's definition of "refugee", which is basically anyone they designate as a "refugee". That's circular reasoning.
2) "Also international laws make it illegal to turn away refugees from your country." International laws and $2.00 can buy you a cup of coffee. Countries are sovereign entities. Who cares what bureaucrats I didn't elect say about anything.
3) What's the argument FOR accepting them as PERMANENT residents?
|#39 - they knew a decision was going to be made before it happened … [+] (23 new replies)||07/22/2015 on Priorities||+80|
#222 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Didn't expect and blatantly ignored for 5 days? There are four marines dead therefore it is a military matter. The president is Commander and Chief of the MILITARY!
You must be a fucking foreigner.
#53 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
#98 - borderlineparanoid (07/22/2015) [-]
I tell you "I will punch you" but leave it for a while then one day BAM right in the face. did you expect it at that exact moment? were you prepared? no. now you'll have to spend some time finding the ice for the bruise.
BUT if I said "I will punch you at 13:30 on Saturday, on the left cheek" and you knew it, then when I punched you, the Ice pack would be ready to apply to your thick skull.
#111 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
Dude, the White House knew within a day what had happened.
There's no excuse for that.
As for the gay thing, yeah they knew so it was a matter of throwing the switch (which still took two hours).
#117 - borderlineparanoid (07/22/2015) [-]
>>#103, not everyone was accounted for.
they need to make sure what the situation was before the pulled any ceremony. what if there was another attack within a day or two? they'd have to hold off the flag lowering until it had all cooled down.
Obama doesn't just have leavers that select what happens next.
if they lowered the flag for a day or memorial and then 2 days later 1 more man died in hospital, they'd have to do it again. people would complain that it wasn't repsectful to do it so soon.
with the gay thing, they had days upon days of knowing that it was coming, they were setting up before the law was passed.
#124 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
#100 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
So? Then the president gets the news, and then he says "order the lags lowered," and then they are.
OP's point is that our president has a tendency to be quick to highlight things that make his presidency look good, such as the gay marriage ruling (which he had nothing to do with by the way. He even ran his campaign on opposing it.), and an extreme reluctance to acknowledge things that make his presidency look bad, such as even saying that domestic Islamic terrorism exsists, even if that means disrespecting 5 dead service members.
At least that's my understanding--thick skull and all.
#103 - borderlineparanoid (07/22/2015) [-]
they wouldn't just lower the flag on the same day. they have to check all the facts such as who was killed and if they actually were killed. if they lowered the flag on the day, it would only be for the 4 dead soldiers, one died a day or two later, people would say it was amateur to forget that 5th man.
this isn't about him not caring, it's about the system and the timing.
#112 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
They could have done it the next day. Again, we've been at war for more than a decade, and our enemy has encouraged lone-wolf attacks the whole time. You really think the most likely scenario here is that the Joint Chiefs and the White House Press Secretary have never developed SOP's for the lone-wolf attacks they new were coming? You must be pretty bendy to twist yourself in knots like that to defend the president. The cult-like devotion is a little creepy though.
#126 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
You don't know what SOP's are, do you?
#141 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
And you really think the White House doesn't have them for this? That's the explanation? C'mon, man...
#143 - borderlineparanoid (07/23/2015) [-]
I wasn't saying they don't but it's not instant.
when there is a problem with security such as an attack, they will focus on controlling that THEN going on to the aftermath.
at this point I'm pretty sure I'm a big sucker and took the bait but it's too late for that now.
#153 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Disagreeing with someone is bait? That's convenient for you. Flags we flow at half mast for Whitney Houston and Nelson Mandela basically immediately, but questioning the 5 days is bait? Again, c'mon, man...
#54 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
>be at war for more than a decade
>enemy encourages lone wolf attacks on soft targets inside the US
>"didn't expect the deaths"
>"logical and well reasoned thoughts"
>*pats head* k...
|#33 - >implying that in 15 years of time none of your views on an… [+] (15 new replies)||07/01/2015 on (untitled)||+13|
#79 - tomahawkkit (07/01/2015) [-]
a priest spends his life preaching that god will save us all. then he gets a phone call from his cousin on the 73rd floor of the world trade center asking if he can repent over the phone. on September 12th he stops believing in god
obviously not the same circumstance but people can change life long opinions is a day and be serious about it
|#32 - THEY DID PROTEST THATS WHAT THE ENTIRE BOSTON TEA PARTY AN… [+] (4 new replies)||04/14/2015 on pew pew||+71|
#47 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
actual protests that can articulate a small number of important, achievable goals
not screaming conventions for the criminally useless and irresponsible
#78 - anon (04/14/2015) [-]
-'politely' throws tea into harbor-
-chugs gallon of coffee laced with 5 lbs of sugar, followed by 3 Big Macs and 2 Super Size Fryze-
|#155 - no, youre ignoring context. the woman is at fault, and he like… [+] (1 new reply)||04/11/2015 on Hard Truth||+1|
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|#189 - im not saying its worth more. however it is a huge step, …||03/12/2015 on I dont care what you think...||0|
|#187 - no that does not mean that. again look at value beyond retail … [+] (1 new reply)||03/12/2015 on I dont care what you think...||0|
|#182 - the buildings and physical material yes but they was the t… [+] (4 new replies)||03/12/2015 on I dont care what you think...||+1|