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#23 - and here i am just 4 years away from becoming a necromancer...…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Safety Magic +5
User avatar #39 - terafyde (21 minutes ago) [-]
I always disagreed with this... I had a friend who held his Virginity till he was 27 because he was celibate. This nigga was serious, he only dated people who were looking to settle down. and he got married a year ago. That dude was serious af, I know a lot of the time it isn't a choice but he was buff, hot and smooth af. He had plenty of chances.
Also fella, if you got friends, go to a bar, meet a girl. Don't fuck, try and find someone to date.
#112 - the fact that anyone gives any ***** about pinkies and … 4 hours ago on FJ right now -5
#19 - if its anything that when fully grown no thanks.. i am not a faggot 4 hours ago on (untitled) -1
#242 - ok only a very small percentage actually are eligible fo said … 4 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#172 - unfortunately the unintelligent issue is more of a technology … 08/29/2015 on Throwing a torch in VR 0
#170 - yes less tard but not less stupid. i mean look at the current …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Throwing a torch in VR 0
User avatar #171 - trollmobile (08/29/2015) [-]
yes
but we start with downs syndrome
later we'll abort unintelligent babies
User avatar #172 - hellsjester (08/29/2015) [-]
unfortunately the unintelligent issue is more of a technology thing. too many people looking down at phones and surfing the interwebs for cat videos. i mean we have literally all of human knowledge vast majority on it anyway is literally on the net. however most of the internet use is for pewdiepie videos youtube , video games , and twitch. don't hold me to that haven't looked at statistics lately not to mention people's attention spans have vastly decreased and risk vs reward is more of instant gratification. i mostly blame the special snowflake mentality of the world now. cause everyone needs a freaking award for arbitrary crap.
#86 - and so the plot for idiocracy begins. smart people would rathe…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Throwing a torch in VR -1
User avatar #109 - trollmobile (08/29/2015) [-]
genetic selectivity will likely be a thing soon
as of right now, in europe, only 5% of the fetuses that have downs syndrome, are not aborted.
in other words, the current generation will have 95% less people in the tard classes, than the previous ones did.
User avatar #170 - hellsjester (08/29/2015) [-]
yes less tard but not less stupid. i mean look at the current generation. i mean seriously ask them who theodore roosevelt is. ask them who alexander the great. if they say something other then. "who?" i would be very surprised
User avatar #171 - trollmobile (08/29/2015) [-]
yes
but we start with downs syndrome
later we'll abort unintelligent babies
User avatar #172 - hellsjester (08/29/2015) [-]
unfortunately the unintelligent issue is more of a technology thing. too many people looking down at phones and surfing the interwebs for cat videos. i mean we have literally all of human knowledge vast majority on it anyway is literally on the net. however most of the internet use is for pewdiepie videos youtube , video games , and twitch. don't hold me to that haven't looked at statistics lately not to mention people's attention spans have vastly decreased and risk vs reward is more of instant gratification. i mostly blame the special snowflake mentality of the world now. cause everyone needs a freaking award for arbitrary crap.
#30 - butt in all seriousness. if you want to face a bully find some… 08/29/2015 on the real story +1
#29 - wasn't* 08/29/2015 on the real story 0
#28 - well if you pay attention the story is still pretty much there…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on the real story 0
User avatar #31 - inhumanpotato (08/29/2015) [-]
I'll try not to
User avatar #29 - hellsjester (08/29/2015) [-]
wasn't*

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#25 - godlywalrusghost (08/27/2015) [-]
Can't ever admit you're lying huh?
User avatar #23 - Sunset ONLINE (08/27/2015) [-]
MOAR
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