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#1 - Picture 10/11/2014 on Because Russia. 0
#7 - Picture 09/15/2014 on The Second Coming +3
#126 - i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going 09/12/2014 on What do I do? 0
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#3 - true but that was Michelangelo work which was called "Dav…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Italian Renaissance Ninja... +1
User avatar #4 - khayman (05/26/2014) [-]
yep i should have used St. George
#2 - Comment deleted 05/26/2014 on Italian Renaissance Ninja... 0
#151 - To tell you the truth i just saw ass and clicked it and let me… 05/26/2014 on That's Gotta Be Worth A Lot... 0
#28 - i'll hit the green one twice  [+] (16 new replies) 03/09/2014 on oh! the pression! 0
User avatar #31 - kobegriffeysanders (03/09/2014) [-]
You still have a 25% chance of getting nothing.
User avatar #36 - psykobear (03/09/2014) [-]
I'd hit the green one as many times as I could before I was stopped.
User avatar #39 - shadowstepone (03/09/2014) [-]
what if that was once/
User avatar #160 - psykobear (03/09/2014) [-]
Then I would hit the red one, but it in a bank account, and live off the interest.
Even at 1% interest compounded annually, That's 10,000/yr income, and most banks offer more than 1%.
User avatar #162 - shadowstepone (03/09/2014) [-]
10000 a year is 176 dollars a week, and the more you withdraw from the original million the less you get each year. that would be a shitty way to live
User avatar #165 - psykobear (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, 192 dollars a week. But that's for every percent of interest. But I don't have a savings account yet, and only realized, after looking it up, that interest rates are very very every poor right now. Still, If you get the $1,000,000, you could still get a job that you enjoy, and even if you only earn $20,000/yr at your job (about $30,000 before interest), you could withdraw another $20,000 from this account and live on $40,000/yr, with money in a savings account for an emergency, and it would last 50 years. And I know that $40,000 is enough to live comfortably.
User avatar #167 - shadowstepone (03/10/2014) [-]
that's all assuming that the rate of withdrawal doesn't wear down the amount you're getting, and that you dont have any dependants who will weigh down your wallet.
User avatar #168 - psykobear (03/10/2014) [-]
$40,000/yr is enough for yourself and dependents to live a normal life. My father made $50,000 before taxes (so about $36,000 or so) and I have two siblings. Plus, the rate of withdrawal is irrelevant to the amount you're getting. 1,000,000 / 20,000 = 50, so even if you made 0% interest, you are guaranteed that amount.
User avatar #169 - shadowstepone (03/10/2014) [-]
first, there are 56 weeks, not 50. second, interest is calculated by the amount of money in the account. So, as you continue to withdraw, the initial amount is lowered, and you won't have a million dollars anymore, from which to make interest.
User avatar #170 - psykobear (03/10/2014) [-]
52 weeks... well, 52.143 technically
7 days per week
(52weeks * 7days) + 1day = 364days + 1day = 365
10,000 / 52 = 192.30769
If you wanna get really really technical:
10,000 / 52.143 = 191.78
As to your second point, I was ignoring interest. I was just going off of the 1 million.
The 50 I said wasn't weeks, but years that 1,000,000 dollars would last if you took 20,000 out each year.
User avatar #171 - shadowstepone (03/10/2014) [-]
ah. yes, sorry i wasnt thinking. i dont know why i said 56, i feel quite stupid...
also, do you intend to die in exactly 50 years?
also, do you intend to never have extra expences, I.E. medical intervention or vacations?
User avatar #172 - psykobear (03/10/2014) [-]
No, I don't intend to die in 50 years. But it is a possibility.
If not, there's still Social Security. I said I'd still work a normal job.
Vacations are normally paid for out of someone's salary, so why not out of my 40,000/yr salary? And health insurance pays most medical bills. If there are another extra expenses, the time of living in luxury will just be cut short a couple extra years.
In all honestly, that's one way of doing it. But now that I think of it, I would probably buy the neighboring farm that is for sale. But my above idea sounds more exciting.
User avatar #173 - shadowstepone (03/10/2014) [-]
well, a working farm can easily be self sufficient, and depending on what you grow could offer you all the food you need. Still, it's a lot of work.
User avatar #166 - psykobear (03/10/2014) [-]
$30,000 before taxes, i meant to say.
User avatar #68 - heeveejeevees (03/09/2014) [-]
then i'll press it once every second
User avatar #151 - shadowstepone (03/09/2014) [-]
no, i mean what if they kick you out/destroy the button after one press?
#15 - please get deported back to canada  [+] (3 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Beiber behind bars better... 0
User avatar #41 - anonemous (01/24/2014) [-]
nooooo, you keep him....we do not want!!!
User avatar #25 - IamWhoIam (01/24/2014) [-]
He needs a felony to be deported sadly.
User avatar #49 - iatedub (01/24/2014) [-]
The house egging was already a felony, and this just adds more fuel to the fire.. I can't wait to see the tears running and riots, then them getting tear gassed by the police.
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