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hellomynameisbill

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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:Australia
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I now realise that the more I try to socialise and be recognised online, the more I lose contact with the people I love in real life.

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#195678 - Are you a morning pooper or an afternoon pooper? 3 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1175674 - I feel like sometimes we forget that Krillin is one of the top…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1175764 - shenro (8 hours ago) [-]
top 5 strongest humans? if you don't count the half-breeds then he's either number one or number two, only one that can even do anything vs him is Tien.
User avatar #1175690 - focalanemo (18 hours ago) [-]
CHA LA HEAD CHA LA!
User avatar #1175677 - thechosentroll (08/31/2015) [-]
Call me when he blows up a planet.
#1175676 - andyyy (08/31/2015) [-]
At this point does it even matter
User avatar #1175675 - ehzio (08/31/2015) [-]
Who?
#102 - He is and will always be my hero 08/30/2015 on Well.. I might at first, 0
#195458 - how do I get more comfortable talking to them?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #195478 - braveblue (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm comfortable talking to strangers because I'm a fair person. I won't judge them by their opinions but by their actions. Just act as if they are your friend. If you don't like them then just don't treat them as your friend. I guess all you have to do is be friendly and they will probably want to be friends with you.

Friendly people are awesome. Just don't be fooled, some people will hide their true intentions.
User avatar #195461 - schurftinator (08/30/2015) [-]
just do it often and you'll get better at it, even if it's awkward in the begin
User avatar #195460 - dorkledumbs (08/30/2015) [-]
By befriending more strangers
#195457 - just print out the picture and show it to a hair stylist with … 08/30/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#195456 - file a complaint?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #195487 - theite (08/30/2015) [-]
Her father is actually the school principal, but I don't want to make a scene, I'll try to talk to him about. This is going to be embarrassing.
#195455 - Is befriending strangers worth it?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #195477 - braveblue (08/30/2015) [-]
Mmm... all of my friends were strangers at one point.
User avatar #195476 - womanexplain (08/30/2015) [-]
Lets befriend one another
I'm Emily, are you Bill?
User avatar #195678 - hellomynameisbill (3 hours ago) [-]
Are you a morning pooper or an afternoon pooper?
User avatar #195458 - hellomynameisbill (08/30/2015) [-]
how do I get more comfortable talking to them?
User avatar #195478 - braveblue (08/30/2015) [-]
I'm comfortable talking to strangers because I'm a fair person. I won't judge them by their opinions but by their actions. Just act as if they are your friend. If you don't like them then just don't treat them as your friend. I guess all you have to do is be friendly and they will probably want to be friends with you.

Friendly people are awesome. Just don't be fooled, some people will hide their true intentions.
User avatar #195461 - schurftinator (08/30/2015) [-]
just do it often and you'll get better at it, even if it's awkward in the begin
User avatar #195460 - dorkledumbs (08/30/2015) [-]
By befriending more strangers
#10 - "a belt made out of nipples" man, that soun…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Ed Gein is best Gein +35
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#7 - It kinda looks like it's actually a giant standing on the plains. 08/29/2015 on ALAN!!!........ALAN!!!! 0
#4 - Borderlands 3 is coming along nicely 08/29/2015 on IRL shotguns COD style +2

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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
**konradkurze rolls Trans Person**
bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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