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#13 - She was easy come, easy go.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Paintings + Snapchat +4
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#16 - westernphilosophy (05/19/2016) [-]
But he will not let her go
#110 - I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but what is guaranteed is neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2016 on Islam comp: London has... +1
#118 - brothan (05/12/2016) [-]
How do you know that I'm not trying?
I thought saying "I'll make it to the end of that pit only to see countless more bogs in every direct stretching into the void of the horizon. " would imply that I'm trying to get into positive thinking, trying to change, but it's impossible.
The world around us is crumbling into ruin. My life isn't going to get any better no matter what I do, it's just going to get more tolerable and my dad's death is going to destroy what little drive I have left(and that drive is to only go on until he's gone,) And nothing is going to change, so you must understand how difficult it is for me to put on those glasses and pretend to be happy. It's like you're asking me to be happy and have a positive outlook on life as I'm bound and gagged, wearing concrete shoes on a boat that's slowly leaving the dock.

I appreciate you trying to help though.
#91 - That's quite a dreary way to look upon life. You create and br…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Islam comp: London has... +1
#106 - brothan (05/11/2016) [-]
> If you push yourself upwards and crawl from the depths to make the change you want, you will have what you desire and at no cost but trying.

I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you really believe this then you need to take off your rose coloured galsses.

Not everyone is guaranteed what they want and desire, not even close. We don't live in a perfect world. Nothing is guaranteed, not even if it's right in front you.
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#110 - hellenkelller (05/11/2016) [-]
I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but what is guaranteed is never advancing if you never try. I don't see everything with 'rose coloured glasses,' in fact I'm quite a cynical person if you ever met me. I just know that negative thinking gets you nowhere. It messes with your mind and keeps you in a slump. Changing your thinking changes your outlook and makes you more positive which makes you more receptive to positive things. I have been through the ringer with depression, anxiety, PTSD, the works. I have experienced the shit, the dregs, the terrible things in life. Abuse, death, fearing for my life, drugs, betrayal, you name it. And I've been through therapy and rehabs and everything you can imagine. The thing I have taken from all of this is positivity, it helps with everything. Keeps your head up when everything else is in the shitter. I'd rather look at the best in things than at the worst because what else is that going to get you besides heartbreak and bad feelings, and keep you stuck in them?
#118 - brothan (05/12/2016) [-]
How do you know that I'm not trying?
I thought saying "I'll make it to the end of that pit only to see countless more bogs in every direct stretching into the void of the horizon. " would imply that I'm trying to get into positive thinking, trying to change, but it's impossible.
The world around us is crumbling into ruin. My life isn't going to get any better no matter what I do, it's just going to get more tolerable and my dad's death is going to destroy what little drive I have left(and that drive is to only go on until he's gone,) And nothing is going to change, so you must understand how difficult it is for me to put on those glasses and pretend to be happy. It's like you're asking me to be happy and have a positive outlook on life as I'm bound and gagged, wearing concrete shoes on a boat that's slowly leaving the dock.

I appreciate you trying to help though.
#86 - Hey man, why don't we all just form a colony of people, live o…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Islam comp: London has... +3
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#137 - lotengo (05/12/2016) [-]
>Hey man, why don't we all just form a colony of people, live on a compound and make shitty memes for the rest of our life away from all the bullshit?

After a while the 20:1 gender ratio will be awkward as fuck.
Especially for us guys considering NSFW is so full of traps and other weird shit.
#90 - brothan (05/11/2016) [-]
Well, life to me is a miserable drudge through a thick, tarry bog to reach this "heaven."
I'll make it to the end of that pit only to see countless more bogs in every direct stretching into the void of the horizon.

What is the point of continuing knowing you will never reach that "heaven" and will always be wading through tar? Hell, that heaven probably doesn't exist.
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#91 - hellenkelller (05/11/2016) [-]
That's quite a dreary way to look upon life. You create and bring to your own life what you want and what you work towards. If you are content and wallow in the dregs, that is what you will reside in and stay in. If you push yourself upwards and crawl from the depths to make the change you want, you will have what you desire and at no cost but trying.
#106 - brothan (05/11/2016) [-]
> If you push yourself upwards and crawl from the depths to make the change you want, you will have what you desire and at no cost but trying.

I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you really believe this then you need to take off your rose coloured galsses.

Not everyone is guaranteed what they want and desire, not even close. We don't live in a perfect world. Nothing is guaranteed, not even if it's right in front you.
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#110 - hellenkelller (05/11/2016) [-]
I'm not saying it's guaranteed, but what is guaranteed is never advancing if you never try. I don't see everything with 'rose coloured glasses,' in fact I'm quite a cynical person if you ever met me. I just know that negative thinking gets you nowhere. It messes with your mind and keeps you in a slump. Changing your thinking changes your outlook and makes you more positive which makes you more receptive to positive things. I have been through the ringer with depression, anxiety, PTSD, the works. I have experienced the shit, the dregs, the terrible things in life. Abuse, death, fearing for my life, drugs, betrayal, you name it. And I've been through therapy and rehabs and everything you can imagine. The thing I have taken from all of this is positivity, it helps with everything. Keeps your head up when everything else is in the shitter. I'd rather look at the best in things than at the worst because what else is that going to get you besides heartbreak and bad feelings, and keep you stuck in them?
#118 - brothan (05/12/2016) [-]
How do you know that I'm not trying?
I thought saying "I'll make it to the end of that pit only to see countless more bogs in every direct stretching into the void of the horizon. " would imply that I'm trying to get into positive thinking, trying to change, but it's impossible.
The world around us is crumbling into ruin. My life isn't going to get any better no matter what I do, it's just going to get more tolerable and my dad's death is going to destroy what little drive I have left(and that drive is to only go on until he's gone,) And nothing is going to change, so you must understand how difficult it is for me to put on those glasses and pretend to be happy. It's like you're asking me to be happy and have a positive outlook on life as I'm bound and gagged, wearing concrete shoes on a boat that's slowly leaving the dock.

I appreciate you trying to help though.
#2 - this felt so much longer than it was. maybe because its almost… 05/03/2016 on Ancient Roman Hairstyles... +1
#113 - Yeah, its a stretched bestiality I guess 05/03/2016 on Tongue Game Too Strong 0
#110 - I just have an oral fetish. Mouths, tonges, lips, teeth. Tongu…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tongue Game Too Strong +1
#112 - kwanzalord (05/03/2016) [-]
**kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**but I can't see that tongue as "human"
Just reminds me of a frog aka bestiality.
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#113 - hellenkelller (05/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, its a stretched bestiality I guess
#197 - However Monsanto itself is a subsidiary of Pharmacia Corp whic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2016 on /pol/ on Evil Corporations 0
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#205 - lean (04/15/2016) [-]
Word. Monsanto created Agent Orange, DDT,PCBs, and BGH. they were the first to get GMO correct for farming purposes. That being said we would need 10x the farmland to produce the same yields in non GMO crops.
#190 - Wasn't trying to say GMO's cause cancer, I was using cancer as…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2016 on /pol/ on Evil Corporations +1
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#203 - lean (04/15/2016) [-]
>>#31, I'm not really going to get into this any deeper, but monsant0 uses GMO seed and specially formulated herbicide/ pesticide that do not affect their crop. The overspray to other farms has caused lawsuits because it kills non-monsanto crop. Monsanto's persecution of farmers is solely to do with saving harvested seed to replant, and in a few instances attempt to duplicate. The way farming works with monsanto is you lease the seed from them under contract for use etc. they give it to you and you pay after the harvest. Hoarding seed or selling seed outside of that contract is a breach of contract and effectively stealing from them . If you steal the coke formula damn right they are going to come after you. When you are the best, you have a lot of corporate espionage attempts. That's why they have a bad rap, because they put a lid on it. Cargill is 10x the size of monsanto with far more GMO programs and you hardly see it in the news. The biggest reason for that is simply monsanto is publicly traded.
#32 - Monsanto has a HUGE chunk of it's company set aside for media …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2016 on /pol/ on Evil Corporations +2
#112 - swagbot (04/15/2016) [-]
Not disagreeing with anything, just gonna point out a slightly deeper issue:

The real blame lay with all the peon-cucks who are buying this food. It tastes like shit... makes them fat.... but nobody wants to be 'laughed at' by their fellow peons for 'falling for that hippie "Organic" food'... nobody wants to be "caught" shopping at their local natural grocery store, for fear their Budweiser-drinking barbecue-mates will laugh at them.

inb4 "They're being lied to!" They have health problems. They aren't getting better. That should be enough incentive to start looking. We have the internet nowadays - no excuse.

inb5 "But it's really hard to make a change." It is. Doesn't change that the change has to be made. Their fault for being cowards.

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#65 - rubusguy ONLINE (03/27/2016) [-]
U like coffee?
#66 to #65 - hellenkelller (03/27/2016) [-]
only if it's caffeinated liquid **** c;
#67 to #66 - rubusguy ONLINE (03/27/2016) [-]
Sooooo............

Ristretto or a (soy)latte?
#63 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/24/2015) [-]
RIP in Pepsi
#56 - myunknown (10/23/2015) [-]
I guess it didn't go very well damn
#57 to #56 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
I'm alive!
#64 to #57 - myunknown (10/26/2015) [-]
you still with the dude
#55 - iFail (10/22/2015) [-]
How'd it go?
#58 to #55 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
Update on the post but i'm alive!
#54 - optimussum (10/22/2015) [-]
u ded or nah?
#59 to #54 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
deded
#53 - patrickandgoldie (10/22/2015) [-]
is pepsi?
#62 to #53 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
Maxxxxx.
#52 - frankwest (10/22/2015) [-]
Did you died?
#61 to #52 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
hey no man i'm here
#51 - steinway (10/22/2015) [-]
good luck. I hope it goes/went well.
#60 to #51 - hellenkelller (10/24/2015) [-]
Thank you! I think it went pretty okay.
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