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#159 - are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed pota…  [+] (4 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
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#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
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#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#154 - use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to…  [+] (6 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
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#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
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#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#151 - this is why you don't get the oral sex very often  [+] (8 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +3
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#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
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#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#149 - let her eat it while she's down there  [+] (10 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
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#150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
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#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar
#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#147 - maybe you should try the popcorn trick  [+] (12 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +3
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#148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar
#150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar
#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar
#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#142 - do you use that excuse on women?  [+] (14 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +4
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#144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar
#148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar
#150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar
#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar
#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#137 - I think that just depends on how much you really love your popcorn  [+] (16 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +4
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#140 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I do reaalllyyy love popcorn... but the thought that I'm eating something that my cock has been in would trip me up
#142 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
do you use that excuse on women?
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#144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar
#148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar
#150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar
#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar
#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#134 - has anyone ever actually done that, I'd be to scared that she …  [+] (18 replies) 07/12/2012 on Oc +2
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#135 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I sure as hell wouldn't. If I stuck my dick in my popcorn, that would be a lot of wasted popcorn.... And i love popcorn
#137 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
I think that just depends on how much you really love your popcorn
User avatar
#140 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
I do reaalllyyy love popcorn... but the thought that I'm eating something that my cock has been in would trip me up
#142 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
do you use that excuse on women?
User avatar
#144 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
As I was typing my comment I just knew you would bring that up... But since the chance to have oral sex (any sex, really) doesn't come often I'll ignore it.
#147 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
maybe you should try the popcorn trick
User avatar
#148 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But... the wasted popcorn D:
#149 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
let her eat it while she's down there
User avatar
#150 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
But she's not the one that loves the popcorn! I DO!!
#151 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
this is why you don't get the oral sex very often
User avatar
#152 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Well, if that's the price I have to pay for unsoiled, delicious popcorn...
#154 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
use a bucket of mashed potatoes or something cause idk what to tell you if you're not going to waste popcorn...added lube bonus with the potatoes.
User avatar
#156 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips, but i think I may not get to even talk to a girl if I bring mashed potatoes to a movie.
#159 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
are you kidding, you'll be the guy who brought the mashed potatoes to a movie, you'll be a legend among men
User avatar
#162 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
Are you sure? I think I might be yelled at for being retarded. Besides, it is more than likely that the management will try and take my potatoes since we're not supposed to bring our own food.
#168 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
no it will be fine, trust me i'm a doctor.



i'm not really a doctor

also, act like you're retarded, imagine the shitstorm you could bring down on them if they tried to take a retards bucket of potatoes.
User avatar
#169 - ohwhoafosho (07/12/2012) [-]
You are so inspirational. That is now something that i want-- no NEED to do before I die (or at least before next week)
#175 - hellbird (07/12/2012) [-]
and if you don't get caught just imagine how awesome it would feel to be felt up inside a bucket of mashed potatoes....fucking epic experience i'm sure...but the sound..... squish, squish, squish....also the potatoes might ooze out of the hole in the bottom onto you're balls and all over you're pants and seat...now that would be shitstorm worthy
#205 - they* ....ah f**k it, drainbamage* didn't get the joke  [+] (1 reply) 07/09/2012 on when i was a kid 0
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#234 - ColdJack (07/11/2012) [-]
I got the joke and thumbed up, I guess some one else didn't like it XD
#203 - thumbed you back up, I don't think the got the reference >.>  [+] (2 replies) 07/09/2012 on when i was a kid 0
#205 - hellbird (07/09/2012) [-]
they* ....ah f**k it, drainbamage* didn't get the joke
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#234 - ColdJack (07/11/2012) [-]
I got the joke and thumbed up, I guess some one else didn't like it XD