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heliosnova

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Date Signed Up:3/11/2011
Last Login:1/17/2015
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Times Content Favorited:2328 times
Total Comments Made:510
FJ Points:10507
Feel free to send item trade offers. Looking for runic stuff or coal, if you've got any.

And yet another metaphor dies whimpering on the altar of ignorance.

In Soviet Russia, impression makes you. And just so it rhymes, it's on FJ too

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latest user's comments

#22 - Hey! I can hope. 01/17/2015 on (untitled) 0
#29 - Sure, it's biased, just about any good argument is. The assump…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2015 on Don't Declaw 0
User avatar #206 - Fgner (01/17/2015) [-]
>>#35

This post is simply untrue. Decades ago this may have been the case, but the modern method is completely safe and doesn't actually influence the cat's health/survival in any way but the survival of outdoor cats.

Because, unlike PETA wants you to believe, humans are smart. And while the first cats had their bones cut out, as soon as we learned more about the paw, we developed methods to do it humanely.
#185 - Rascal (01/17/2015) [-]
An argument maybe, but any debate is supposed to come from a position of understanding both viewpoints, and this post is largely based on inaccurate information and practices that aren't actually practiced anymore (at least not by any reputable vet)

The term for this would be propaganda.
#29 - Damn, my rack sucks 01/16/2015 on Don't fool yourself +1
#31 - I'm thinking green or brown 01/14/2015 on Need some help deciding... 0
#149 - Money. Experience. You? I'm ok with this. 01/14/2015 on words 0
#34 - Oh. Me neither. Yet. 12/15/2014 on Welcome to the magical... +34
#32 - But what about arrows crafted from the heart of a daedra that …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Welcome to the magical... +54
#305 - Rascal (12/15/2014) [-]
You can't change the graphics, you can change the textures.
User avatar #368 - OtisMcWonderful (12/15/2014) [-]
Are you serious? Modders can do damn near anything if they put enough effort into it.
#350 - Rascal (12/15/2014) [-]
And meshes. And lighting. And post processing. And animation. Hell, there are mods that add well-done parallax systems to otherwise flat surfaces.

You've either never modded before or are a through and through noob/pleb.
User avatar #33 - OtisMcWonderful (12/15/2014) [-]
>implying I don't use mods

I just don't use the boob physics and sex mods.
#34 - heliosnova (12/15/2014) [-]
Oh.

Me neither.

Yet.
#48 - Emily's a special gal 12/13/2014 on Fuck context +8
#274 - I keep coming back because there's new stuff sometimes and I C… 12/10/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0
#4022 - Maaaaybe not 11/29/2014 on FireFuel Gives Thanks 2 0

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #84 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
Awesome. pleasure doing business with you
User avatar #85 to #84 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Likewise, till next time
User avatar #78 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
I have 9 helmet and 8 gauntlet recipes. thats why i denied. i had to deny the first one because i gave 100 to someone else and that brought me below 35
User avatar #79 to #78 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Ah, fair enough then. Mostly just looking for the leather and C-Recipe. Anything I've got on my profile you might be somewhat interested in?
User avatar #80 to #79 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
obviously candy jack and angelic band is out... maybe angelic top hat recipe. like before
User avatar #81 to #80 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Sure, probably not gonna be doing that myself anytime soon
User avatar #82 to #81 - heliosnova (12/14/2012) [-]
Anything else you want in there?
User avatar #83 to #82 - valesthesia (12/14/2012) [-]
wickk.les gets more than you
User avatar #76 - Tenxseiga (12/13/2012) [-]
could you do the trade with 25 spellbooks?
User avatar #77 to #76 - heliosnova (12/13/2012) [-]
Not for all of what I'm offering then, but maybe for less?
User avatar #69 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks mate, you not wanting the ores?
User avatar #70 to #69 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
At a rate of 4:1, I think I'll pass for now. Would you consider a rate of 3:1? I'd buy 1K of them, if so
User avatar #71 to #70 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
na, 4:1 is the usual rate for angelic/demonic. I'd sell fab/gold/uranium at 3:1.
User avatar #72 to #71 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Alright, think I'll just buy 666 then
User avatar #73 to #72 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Ha, alrighty.
User avatar #74 to #73 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Heh, thing I hate worst about trading is I can't ever seem to actually see what I'm looking for. No worries, I'm bound to find them eventually
User avatar #75 to #74 - wethepixel (12/12/2012) [-]
Ores are usually in the first few pages, rits usually near the middle. :)
#64 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
Are you selling those RITS, badges, or Candyjack scroll?
User avatar #67 to #64 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Huzzah, many thanks for the points
#68 to #67 - itemmaaan (12/12/2012) [-]
No problem
User avatar #66 to #64 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Mm, 300 more points till I reach the CJ-scroll's cost, but what'd you have in mind for it? Might be up for selling it. Rits and badges are mine for now though =)
User avatar #62 - danielfm (12/11/2012) [-]
gems not for sale, same with runic stuff
User avatar #63 to #62 - danielfm (12/11/2012) [-]
and out of all your stuff only things i need is gems, tokens, and badges + RITS
User avatar #65 to #63 - heliosnova (12/12/2012) [-]
Ah, forgot to get back to this. Alright, think I'll have to pass for now
User avatar #57 - willtheweary (12/11/2012) [-]
glad i could help out bro! a few people gave me things for free out of kindness so i thought i would help someone else out
User avatar #58 to #57 - heliosnova (12/11/2012) [-]
Anything you're looking for, yourself?
User avatar #59 to #58 - willtheweary (12/11/2012) [-]
i asked if i anyone could trade me all dubs and souls i dont have for ANYTHING i have and everyone just sent them to me for free! at the moment i dont see anything else i want to collect yet x) thank you for taking the ore off my hands
User avatar #60 to #59 - heliosnova (12/11/2012) [-]
Heh, well good to know. Till next time then =)
#42 - jgcamaro (12/10/2012) [-]
i like gems for tokens. preferably raw/uncut/cut
User avatar #43 to #42 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, alright. I'll think about it then
User avatar #40 - iamnits (12/10/2012) [-]
Sorry, only one per person :(
#41 to #40 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
All the same, one's a big step forward for me, time-wise
All the same, one's a big step forward for me, time-wise
User avatar #39 - thatevanguy (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm not into ponies either, sorry.
User avatar #36 - tallzed (12/10/2012) [-]
Why did you decline my trade?
User avatar #37 to #36 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
To resend you that new one
User avatar #38 to #37 - tallzed (12/10/2012) [-]
I see that now.
User avatar #25 to #24 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, I get it now. Thanks for your time
User avatar #23 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
ill accept sense your so goddamn nice. but can you send me some leather and badges maybe?
User avatar #26 to #23 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm currently stocking those, but here's some fairly rare stuff for ya instead
User avatar #28 to #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
i forgot what we were talking about
#29 to #28 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Me too, but this gives me the chance to say 'Take it, take it all!'
Me too, but this gives me the chance to say 'Take it, take it all!'
User avatar #31 to #29 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
what? :o
#32 to #31 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
20 inches of women's want (10in * 2, anyhow)
20 inches of women's want (10in * 2, anyhow)
#33 to #32 - fuckuberfunny (12/10/2012) [-]
you got me excited there..
you got me excited there..
#34 to #33 - heliosnova (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah, nope, my bad on that one. Just a butt-load of innuendos. Maybe some day if I'm ever done with items
Ah, nope, my bad on that one. Just a butt-load of innuendos. Maybe some day if I'm ever done with items
User avatar #16 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
I'm really sorry but I don't trade my dc items :( But you want a demon key and a radio chest?
User avatar #17 to #16 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Yup. Are fangs Dc'd?
User avatar #18 to #17 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Yep!
User avatar #19 to #18 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Aw, I be sad face about that
User avatar #20 to #19 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Hehe but I had a lot so I decided to give you a few ^^
User avatar #21 to #20 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
So I noticed, thank you for that. Dang, I regret not going for them when they were going on
User avatar #22 to #21 - juceeer (12/06/2012) [-]
Hehe yep but I'm sure you can snatch a few from other users also :)
User avatar #14 - tokenlord (12/06/2012) [-]
Already got some thanks. I thumbed you anyways :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Thank you, very much obliged
User avatar #12 - vmandude (12/06/2012) [-]
thumbs delivered. how can i get the rest of your emerald stuff?
User avatar #13 to #12 - heliosnova (12/06/2012) [-]
Well I'm always up for badges, keys/chests, or other gems at a 1:1 ratio (Though no fabulous)
User avatar #2 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
No! Awful! And not selling my god gem anyway
User avatar #3 to #2 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Fair enough, thought I'd give it a shot
User avatar #4 to #3 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
You dont know before you try, i understand. But god gem is very valuable, and a bot isnt that rare anymore
User avatar #5 to #4 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Shame. I just re-started collecting this morning anyway. I was basing it off point value against utility
User avatar #6 to #5 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
In my opinion, point value is not that important. depends how rare an item is
User avatar #7 to #6 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
I thought rarity was directly correlated to point value, is it not?
User avatar #8 to #7 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
No, its not. Havent you seen the new dragon? Worth 100.000 points, but only 14 of them in game, so its very rare.
User avatar #9 to #8 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Ah, I see. And nope, at this point, I know nothing, best assume. All the same, thanks for the heads up
User avatar #10 to #9 - metired (12/05/2012) [-]
Oh, okay. Let me know if you have any questions, and ill try answering them :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - heliosnova (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind
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