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#27 - Scene to rap, and the scene was Jurassic Park. 07/13/2015 on To whom -1
#14 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Meta hat +3
User avatar #19 - corporate (07/10/2015) [-]
You summoned me.
#17 - tolisk (07/10/2015) [-]
#18 - corporate (07/10/2015) [-]
I've been summoned.
#9 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 07/08/2015 on Thanks Japan +132
#65 - phantomseeker (07/09/2015) [-]
#94 - thesirofponies (07/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
I need to play this game watch this book
User avatar #70 - juter (07/09/2015) [-]
Most visual novels of this breed are just porn with a plot. Katawa Shoujo is a plot, with a side of porn.
User avatar #46 - ILIEKPEPSEE (07/09/2015) [-]
my recommendation, look up a progression chart and do the routes in this order Lilly->Shizune->Emi->Hanako->Rin

this isn't an order of favoritism, more like a logical progression of simpler to deeper routes, none are bad, it's just, for example, Rin's route is really introspective and REAL SLIGHT SPOILERnot really a traditional love story, and quite melancholy
User avatar #48 - ILIEKPEPSEE (07/09/2015) [-]
also, ANOTHER REAL SLIGHT SPOILER, that progression goes from happy feels to sad, sad, heart-wrenching feels
#40 - ironsoul (07/09/2015) [-]
Prepare for feelings. You start playing because you hear of the sex scenes, then your soul is destroyed by feelings.
#44 - rocketpropelledtit (07/09/2015) [-]
what is it?
#86 - SognaVetr (07/09/2015) [-]
#85 - SognaVetr (07/09/2015) [-]
#84 - SognaVetr (07/09/2015) [-]
#45 - ironsoul (07/09/2015) [-]
Katawa Shoujo
also, Emi is best girl.
#58 - levitatingscrotum (07/09/2015) [-]
>all these wrong opinions Rin is obviously the best girl
#51 - Dagoron (07/09/2015) [-]
Emi is second best girl.

#61 - anon (07/09/2015) [-]
Katawa Shoujo content, yes plz. Also, Lilly best girl.
#54 - demonsora (07/09/2015) [-]
nah man, Hanako is best girl, VEEEERY closely followed by Lily and Shizune
#89 - steamly (07/09/2015) [-]
corporate get your ass in here
#55 - Dagoron (07/09/2015) [-]
Well Hanako is best girl for being innocent and cutsy wootsy.

Emi is best girl for being fucking Emi.

Lilly is best girl because she is the perfect woman personified.

Shizune is best girl because she's a strong nordic woman who don't need no man (though she really wants one is pretty damn cute when she wants to be).

Rin is best girl because...............well she's Rin XD

..............after some careful thought, I have come to a single conclusion..........

User avatar #78 - thebluedream (07/09/2015) [-]
Im confused is this some sort of amputee dating sim or something? I mean don't get me wrong I'm down with that...just wondering and may need sauce...for a friend...who is an amputee... So I may have to play for him... I wanna fap to armless chicsk....
#96 - demonsora (07/09/2015) [-]
the source is Katawa Shoujo a free to download VN from Four Leaf studios based in a school for handicapped children (not mentally usually) the main protagonist has a heart condition, Shizune is deaf, Lily is blind, Hanako is severely burnt on a large part of her body, Emi has nothing bellow her knees, Rin has no arms, and Misha (though she's not an available path to go through fully) is perfectly healthy, just there to learn sign language
User avatar #69 - juter (07/09/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure Rin is supposed to have stumps up to her elbows, like Emi's knees
#57 - anon (07/09/2015) [-]
Ahem......you're all wrong.

Misha is best girl.

Fucking treks along through every story as nothing more than a translator. And the one time you have the option to go her route, what happens? You either lose both her and Shizune or she takes one for her best friend so her best friend can find happiness. She's the really fucking best girl!
#88 - kolya (07/09/2015) [-]
Misha was so fucking cute no matter what...she kept smiling even though things were just awful for her,she wanted shizune all for herself and what is wrong with that ? I comforted the fuck out of her and would do it again and again until she forgets about everything
#66 - demonsora (07/09/2015) [-]
yeah i have to admit, i was a little disappointed there was no proper Misha route, it would be interesting to play
#56 - demonsora (07/09/2015) [-]
i-i am ashamed to admit i've only had time to do Hanako, Shizune and Lily's paths so far, i feel like a monster for ignoring the other girls but the feels became all too painful and i had to wait, but i agree, any girl that can pull deep emotions from someone like these girls can are all deserving of 'the best' title, but Hanako will always, ALWAYS have a special place in my heart =P
#59 - Dagoron (07/09/2015) [-]
I wound up doing Emi, Lilly, Hanako, Shizune, and then Rin.

That's typically most people's path as the games tends to very easily point you in the direction of one of the first three.

You have to work REALLY hard to get Shizune and Rin (mostly Rin though).

And yes, Hanako most certainly holds a special place deep down for me. She was the one I originally attempted going for. But then I got shoe-horned into Emi's.

I wasn't disappointed, but it took me until my third try to get there.

#60 - demonsora (07/09/2015) [-]
Hanako was my first path, straight away, i was going to go for Shizune first but when i saw sweet innocent Hanako i couldn't resist her, then i went for Shizune because she was strong, and Lily third because i wanted to know more about Hanako's only friend before me XD
#13 - anon (07/09/2015) [-]
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#886 - **helidead used "*roll picture*"** **helidead rolled image ** 07/08/2015 on Roll for the new BLUE'S... 0
#34 - Come to golden cup in next 35 minutes if u want an ass kicking  [+] (6 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Please stop +764
User avatar #98 - naldibesti (06/18/2015) [-]
whats that?
#76 - photoshoppinfuck (06/18/2015) [-]
That guy is the best person ever
User avatar #66 - mentosandcrack (06/18/2015) [-]
A post that's actually funny. Damn. What a day to be alive.
User avatar #58 - dancingturnip (06/18/2015) [-]
fuck that got me too good!
#44 - hubabalu (06/18/2015) [-]
#5 - "A Lonk between Pennsylvanias" 06/07/2015 on Lonk & Friends +9
#2 - Picture 05/20/2015 on Clingy +41
#35 - "I'm at soup." That may be the best line i…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2015 on SOUP +85
User avatar #44 - uwbymannen (05/15/2015) [-]
Where is this from?
User avatar #47 - aerius (05/15/2015) [-]
code MENT.
User avatar #46 - datblkkid (05/15/2015) [-]
CodeMENT abridge series by Purpleeyeswtf
User avatar #45 - nimor (05/15/2015) [-]
Code Geass
#81 - Now we just need monster girl quest as an anime..... please?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2015 on It's Finally Happening... +8
User avatar #162 - flamingbananas (05/11/2015) [-]
can I have the torrent file for uh, reasons?
#149 - BambisMother (05/11/2015) [-]
Oh God I can already imagine those scenes. At least the rape in an anime will be the other way around for once. Not exactly my favorite fetish but thats still hot as fuck
#89 - TheCanadianPatriot (05/10/2015) [-]
I support this idea.
#8 - Misread Geodes as Geodudes, was disappointed. 05/04/2015 on Geode skulls +1

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User avatar #33 to #32 - helidead (07/28/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind sir. I believe I will wait until the translation is complete before I play it.
User avatar #35 to #33 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
Soon? Isn't the translation complete?
User avatar #37 to #36 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
Did you play it yet
User avatar #38 to #37 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh most definitely. I beat it a couple of months ago. (ha pun)
#39 to #38 - erubetie (02/27/2014) [-]
I clicked on the link and it still said it wasn't done plus you know what happens at the end with me then....
User avatar #40 to #39 - helidead (02/27/2014) [-]
I only know what happens with you if I am unfaithful with Alice. And I am sorry Erubetie, but Alice is best monster girl. Also, heres the link to the patch.

#41 to #40 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
You disappoint me....
User avatar #42 to #41 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry Not to say I don't like you alot
#43 to #42 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Then why not chose me
User avatar #44 to #43 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Because Alice is my true love.... But thats not to say I can't talk to any other monstergirls ;)
User avatar #45 to #44 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
I want to talk to someone that would accept me...
User avatar #46 to #45 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Well... Alice IS taken by Luka.
User avatar #47 to #46 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #48 to #47 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm not quite sure, I just enjoy talking to you.
#49 to #48 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #50 to #49 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
So how are you doing? Is life good?
#51 to #50 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Good and I'm not really mad at you I found someone already that likes me
User avatar #54 to #51 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
I dont know why I cant reply to your last answer, so I'll reply to this one. Whats wrong? Do you know why they are scared? And do you like them back?
User avatar #55 to #54 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
Yeah I like them enough to you know... and I trust him but he thinks I might kill him....
User avatar #52 to #51 - helidead (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh? I'm happy for you. Finding someone that likes you is a glorious occasion. They are quite lucky ^_^
User avatar #53 to #52 - erubetie (02/28/2014) [-]
They are a little scared of me when I go by them what should I do?
User avatar #34 to #33 - sparkytwl (07/28/2013) [-]
#22 - sparkytwl (07/14/2013) [-]
#23 to #22 - helidead (07/14/2013) [-]
Hello there.
Hello there.
#24 to #23 - sparkytwl (07/15/2013) [-]
i hear you like magic
#25 to #24 - helidead (07/15/2013) [-]
Yes. Very much so. You could even say I am addicted.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sparkytwl (07/17/2013) [-]
what kind of deck are you thinking of running post rotation?
User avatar #27 to #26 - helidead (07/17/2013) [-]
Don't play standard actually, not a fan of keeping up with rotation. If I were to play standard though, I would have been playing aristocrats. Post rotation... would love to run some type of Grixis control deck.

Now, I am big into limited and Modern. Those are my two formats that I can't get enough of. How about yourself?
User avatar #28 to #27 - sparkytwl (07/17/2013) [-]
i mostly play standard, making a sliver deck for rotation
User avatar #29 to #28 - helidead (07/17/2013) [-]
Oh gawd slivers
User avatar #30 to #29 - sparkytwl (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm so happy they're back
User avatar #31 to #30 - helidead (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm... indifferent.
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