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heeveejeevees

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
X-box Gamertag: N/A
PSN: N/A
Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:3/28/2015
Location:Philippines
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#11728
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
Content Thumbs: 24581 total,  26976 ,  2395
Comment Thumbs: 10657 total,  11400 ,  743
Content Level Progress: 35.4% (354/1000)
Level 223 Content: Mind Blower → Level 224 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 99% (99/100)
Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:7
Content Views:1208451
Times Content Favorited:1948 times
Total Comments Made:2353
FJ Points:20400
Favorite Tags: Anime (2)
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#2562 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card +9
#2549 - **heeveejeevees rolls 0** singles and I win  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card +8
#2562 - heeveejeevees (08/15/2014) [-]
#4442 - **heeveejeevees rolls 422,722** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#320 - maybe he should change where ads are? those spots are better f… 08/11/2014 on help me do layout 0
#304 - maybe here big brother admin  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on help me do layout 0
User avatar #311 - puffyclouds (08/11/2014) [-]
no, ads are there
you probably have adblock so you can't see it
User avatar #320 - heeveejeevees (08/11/2014) [-]
maybe he should change where ads are? those spots are better for something like boards
#11 - opposite effect? everytime you jizz, you yawn?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Anon on antidepressants +83
User avatar #25 - rdnyan (08/09/2014) [-]
You know how awful it would be if you'd have sex with "your gf" and you just yawn after it.
User avatar #19 - demigodofmadness (08/09/2014) [-]
Apparently he meant ED
User avatar #13 - unfairlybanned (08/09/2014) [-]
No, it just doesnt make you hard.
User avatar #22 - loganmadder (08/09/2014) [-]
So what you meant to say is, it's normal. Like a doctor doesn't have to come up to you and say ' Hey, don't worry, you won't jizz if you yawn'
User avatar #32 - unfairlybanned (08/09/2014) [-]
No, like side-effects are that you cant get hard.
#131 - ohh i get it now. thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID 0
User avatar #137 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
no problem my foreign friend!
#128 - Im still confused, and it's probably my lack of english speaki…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID 0
User avatar #130 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
"Did you ever got to school, stupid?" - Bespectacled Gentleman asking him if he ever went to school, and calling him stupid.

Lou Costello, being the awesome motherfucker he is, hears him say "Did you ever go to school stupid?" Taking the question as meaning "Did you ever go to school with a lack of education?" To which he replies "Yes sir, and I came out the same way."

Meaning he had gone to school with no education and left school still having no education.
User avatar #131 - heeveejeevees (08/09/2014) [-]
ohh i get it now. thanks
User avatar #137 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
no problem my foreign friend!
#201 - Me and some cousins had a sleepover when we were 12. One cousi… 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#75 - So wait You're Russian and Jap then that mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Myths About Russia +1
User avatar #97 - bizengaust (08/07/2014) [-]
ha ha no just Russian. I only work in Japan, although I am engaged to a Japanese future so perhaps our future child...
#171 - sauce is moymoy palaboy and roadfill they're famous f… 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... +1
#31 - >smart as **** it's true tho, they're *… 08/06/2014 on Cute and psycho 0
#38 - Your bastard child 08/04/2014 on Of relations -1
#82 - Brb ordering some. 08/01/2014 on Stuffed crust with hot dog 0
#32 - ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
User avatar #34 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#56 - dump it on my profile if you'd like 07/31/2014 on How to draw with your... 0
#54 - tfw only can draw eyes. anyway, if you've more of the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on How to draw with your... +69
#181 - mrbobert (07/31/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #93 - stripey (07/31/2014) [-]
damn those are some nice eyes though
User avatar #173 - arstya (07/31/2014) [-]
I'd ejaculate near those eyes.
User avatar #55 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Well, I have more lists if you are interested.
User avatar #56 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
dump it on my profile if you'd like
#107 - That's nice honey. 07/31/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
#100 - It's balot and it's duck, not chicken. can't post pic…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle 0
User avatar #106 - captainrattrap (07/31/2014) [-]
You filipeniggers don't care much what you eat. If it's a chicken you'd fucking eat it.Shit, if it's a human fetus you'd probably eat it. You fuckers don't care. Another Filipino delicacy? Baby monkey. That's right, you eat your own children you sick island cannibals. I wish the Filipines had been raped and murdered, and stripped of it's culture like the Americas. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many of you ugly assholes coming on boats.

Yes, this is a rant, but FUCK you island monkeys.
User avatar #107 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
That's nice honey.
#36 - Then we would have German cars. GERMAN CARS Also, In … 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +1
#34 - >implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +3
User avatar #37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
#10 - Well to be honest, the Filipinos didn't actually faced the wra…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +37
User avatar #31 - adrianaddyaids (07/30/2014) [-]
If Nazis reached Philippines, our lives would be different and we might not have that much Japanese cars on our roads.

Nonetheless, I'm happy it still happened though. Japanese invading us
User avatar #36 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
Then we would have German cars. GERMAN CARS

Also, In some other news, Japan is now slowly invading Philippines again.
User avatar #27 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
sounds about right.
but this country cares more about finding something to brag about everywhere
#34 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
>implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere
User avatar #37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
User avatar #13 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
And don't forget half-formed chickens.
User avatar #39 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
you mean duck, right?
User avatar #81 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
Every Filipenigger I know goes crazy about buluc, I don't think they give a fuck... if it's chicken or duck.
User avatar #105 - overchill (07/31/2014) [-]
never liked it tho
User avatar #100 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
It's balot and it's duck, not chicken.

can't post pic, might be banned for gore, but it's a local delicacy here. It's like cheetos here.
User avatar #106 - captainrattrap (07/31/2014) [-]
You filipeniggers don't care much what you eat. If it's a chicken you'd fucking eat it.Shit, if it's a human fetus you'd probably eat it. You fuckers don't care. Another Filipino delicacy? Baby monkey. That's right, you eat your own children you sick island cannibals. I wish the Filipines had been raped and murdered, and stripped of it's culture like the Americas. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many of you ugly assholes coming on boats.

Yes, this is a rant, but FUCK you island monkeys.
User avatar #107 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
That's nice honey.
#93 - >implying being sexy is not a sin  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#78 - "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#89 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
God i hope not, there are some sexy female teachers
User avatar #93 - heeveejeevees (07/29/2014) [-]
>implying being sexy is not a sin
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#15769 - tfw no longer be able to fit cuz my allowance got cut-off and … 07/29/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0

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#38 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
#40 to #39 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Me?
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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