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Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:Philippines
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#64 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** Don't forget the keg spin thing 04/18/2014 on Awesome 3D Effect 0
#16 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** Never gonna … 04/17/2014 on Hello darkness my old friend +1
#39 - How the **** do you use ballpen for 3 years? …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2014 on NASA 0
User avatar #41 - killingalice (04/17/2014) [-]
Once you buy one you treat it like your baby. My grandpa has had one for almost 50 years.
#32 - jokexplain / historyexplain who's the guy in the righ…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on more than I should have +2
User avatar #34 - hyeroshi (04/17/2014) [-]
Nigga, that's René Descartes. There was a guy on pornhub who used a picture of René Descartes for his profile avatar and on a video he's quoted saying "Give her the dick." and became famous for it, so it became a meme.

Sauce is Ghost in the Shell.
#38 - mastercolossus (04/17/2014) [-]
another thing is that in this episode of ghost in the shell the dude was a cyborg with no penis.
#78 - zamka (04/17/2014) [-]
#84 - sandmansniper (04/17/2014) [-]
#107 - mastercolossus (04/17/2014) [-]
#167 - sandmansniper (04/17/2014) [-]
#612 - i prefer small tits 04/17/2014 on Get FIT Fast! - a quick guide +1
#13 - i bet you kiss books faget  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on How Excited He Looks +629
#86 - elden (04/15/2014) [-]
Farewell my friends. I am prepared for ban.
#70 - bobfaget (04/15/2014) [-]
You rang?
#76 - Leumascar (04/15/2014) [-]
The number you have dialed has been destroyed.
#889663 - Yeah, i know that feel bro. Maybe I can play with you…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#889665 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't actually dislike MOBA's, I'm just really, really shit at them, and they often require so much investment to get into: But recently I've been getting into Smite, it just feels so much more satisfying to play from a 3rd person perspective.

Also, a while back I was decent-ish at the original Warcraft 3 map.
#889659 - But you live in the Philippines, correct?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#889661 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
Singapore: It's an extremely modern part of Southeast Asia, probably the most modern by a far, but alas, the population isn't big on gaming that much.
User avatar #889689 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/13/2014) [-]
i heard you can be arrested for spitting there. neat.
User avatar #889663 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, i know that feel bro.

Maybe I can play with you sometime, but then again, I usually play the game you speak of as 'MOBA' (Dota 2)
#889665 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't actually dislike MOBA's, I'm just really, really shit at them, and they often require so much investment to get into: But recently I've been getting into Smite, it just feels so much more satisfying to play from a 3rd person perspective.

Also, a while back I was decent-ish at the original Warcraft 3 map.
#889652 - I'm sensing you're a filipino.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#889657 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
English, actually. But fair guess, Filipino's generally speak/write the best English in this part of the world, as a general rule, of course.
User avatar #889659 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
But you live in the Philippines, correct?
#889661 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
Singapore: It's an extremely modern part of Southeast Asia, probably the most modern by a far, but alas, the population isn't big on gaming that much.
User avatar #889689 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/13/2014) [-]
i heard you can be arrested for spitting there. neat.
User avatar #889663 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, i know that feel bro.

Maybe I can play with you sometime, but then again, I usually play the game you speak of as 'MOBA' (Dota 2)
#889665 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't actually dislike MOBA's, I'm just really, really shit at them, and they often require so much investment to get into: But recently I've been getting into Smite, it just feels so much more satisfying to play from a 3rd person perspective.

Also, a while back I was decent-ish at the original Warcraft 3 map.
#889658 - qill (04/13/2014) [-]
*Filipinos (grammar error: Apologies for that)
#104 - Sometimes, i take pride of being poor. sometimes 04/13/2014 on Oldest cell phone contest +4
#889606 - sounds really like Anno 2070 04/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#69 - reminds me of this 04/13/2014 on feminist +37
#281 - "Do you have any porn of catpower?" "N…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results +1
#283 - catpower (04/13/2014) [-]
#287 - wagenmaster (04/13/2014) [-]
You are beautiful catpower. All homo.
#79 - do you get any allowance?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on perspetive 0
User avatar #90 - bslsk (04/13/2014) [-]
On rare occasions you get paying jobs but you mostly work for your food and bedroom. Most hosts are awesome and and you get days off and such.
#35 - then you probably have anger issues 04/13/2014 on Lets have a good weekend 0
#123 - make more pls 04/12/2014 on My day 0
#12 - circle of life yo  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Lets have a good weekend 0
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (04/12/2014) [-]
This thread inspired me to go to the hating board.
#35 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
then you probably have anger issues
#9 - you know stuff  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Lets have a good weekend +8
User avatar #32 - beldepinda (04/12/2014) [-]
Bravo for exactly catching my reaction in a gif...
#10 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
i know stuff
User avatar #11 - godamnitcarlos (04/12/2014) [-]
How did this even turn into a hentai thread, this fuckin site
#13 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you not satisfied?
#12 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
circle of life yo
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (04/12/2014) [-]
This thread inspired me to go to the hating board.
#35 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
then you probably have anger issues
#7 - did not find porn, thanks anyways  [+] (12 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Lets have a good weekend +1
User avatar #43 - eskaywalker (04/13/2014) [-]
YOU ARE MY GOD NOW. REJOICE *roll picture*
#44 - yuukoku (04/13/2014) [-]
#24 - chords (04/12/2014) [-]
replying for no reason what so ever , at all , no reason . just a friendly reply . no suspicion
#9 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
you know stuff
User avatar #32 - beldepinda (04/12/2014) [-]
Bravo for exactly catching my reaction in a gif...
#10 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
i know stuff
User avatar #11 - godamnitcarlos (04/12/2014) [-]
How did this even turn into a hentai thread, this fuckin site
#13 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you not satisfied?
#12 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
circle of life yo
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (04/12/2014) [-]
This thread inspired me to go to the hating board.
#35 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
then you probably have anger issues
#5 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Lets have a good weekend 0
#6 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
How about no?
#7 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
did not find porn, thanks anyways
User avatar #43 - eskaywalker (04/13/2014) [-]
YOU ARE MY GOD NOW. REJOICE *roll picture*
#44 - yuukoku (04/13/2014) [-]
#24 - chords (04/12/2014) [-]
replying for no reason what so ever , at all , no reason . just a friendly reply . no suspicion
#9 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
you know stuff
User avatar #32 - beldepinda (04/12/2014) [-]
Bravo for exactly catching my reaction in a gif...
#10 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
i know stuff
User avatar #11 - godamnitcarlos (04/12/2014) [-]
How did this even turn into a hentai thread, this fuckin site
#13 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you not satisfied?
#12 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
circle of life yo
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (04/12/2014) [-]
This thread inspired me to go to the hating board.
#35 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
then you probably have anger issues
#3 - sauce pls  [+] (16 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Lets have a good weekend 0
#4 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Ryuuko Denpa
#5 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
#6 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
How about no?
#7 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
did not find porn, thanks anyways
User avatar #43 - eskaywalker (04/13/2014) [-]
YOU ARE MY GOD NOW. REJOICE *roll picture*
#44 - yuukoku (04/13/2014) [-]
#24 - chords (04/12/2014) [-]
replying for no reason what so ever , at all , no reason . just a friendly reply . no suspicion
#9 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
you know stuff
User avatar #32 - beldepinda (04/12/2014) [-]
Bravo for exactly catching my reaction in a gif...
#10 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
i know stuff
User avatar #11 - godamnitcarlos (04/12/2014) [-]
How did this even turn into a hentai thread, this fuckin site
#13 - yuukoku (04/12/2014) [-]
Are you not satisfied?
#12 - heeveejeevees (04/12/2014) [-]
circle of life yo
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (04/12/2014) [-]
This thread inspired me to go to the hating board.
#35 - heeveejeevees (04/13/2014) [-]
then you probably have anger issues
#104 - thanks 04/11/2014 on passing shark while surfing 0
#100 - didn't really need facts about sharks, just about them riding … 04/11/2014 on passing shark while surfing 0
#95 - sciencexplain is this true?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/11/2014 on passing shark while surfing 0
User avatar #101 - sciencexplain (04/11/2014) [-]
Probably. I can't guarantee it, but it seems probable. A lot of fish and sharks are actually interested in humans and try to get up close to them without intending to harm. If it's real, it might have just been curious.
User avatar #104 - heeveejeevees (04/11/2014) [-]
thanks
#99 - pentathengone (04/11/2014) [-]
Sharks kill less people than vending machines annually which is not surprising at all. Sharks are cool. Treat them like a dog, if your acting funny they question it and investigate and a sharks instincts are to attack what looks like a seal or what looks like a panicking fish.
User avatar #100 - heeveejeevees (04/11/2014) [-]
didn't really need facts about sharks, just about them riding inside a wave.
#18 - **** me for pointing out the obvious 04/10/2014 on I haven't been completely... +4
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User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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