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#1104377 - hint : slowest internet in Asia philippines  [+] (31 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1104391 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey, I recently had instant noodles produced in the Philippines. Nearly died.
#1104394 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
I'd advise you to not buy anything food related here in the Philippines.

except you got it fresh.
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#1104395 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was just the only brand they had at the time, since everything else had run out. I have learned from my painful mistake.
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#1104396 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
lemme guess, was it LuckyMe?
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#1104397 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea. Didn't even look at the name.
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#1104398 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, hope you have a fast recovery

dun die nigga, the world needs you
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#1104406 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that was a couple of days ago. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not, but I have plenty of experience with near food poisoning and I can tell when shit's gonna hit the fan (or my underwear) and react in time.
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#1104378 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey I know a girl from philippines. Where are you exactly from?
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#1104380 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Cebu.

Probably a chance of .0000001% knowing her.
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#1104382 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
wtf she was from Cebu too. Considering youre having any friends, do you have any girl "friends"?
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#1104383 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, yes. plenty in fact, but out of 1.1 million population here, i still have a slight chance of knowing her. got a name?
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#1104384 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Well arent you a pussy destroyer? how many of those chicks has tasted heevee's jeevees?
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#1104385 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
idk but you guys but in my country, we're really friendly towards each other.
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#1104386 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
so what are you their sassy gay friend?
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#1104388 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Probably? probably not.
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#1104389 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah but they prolly think youre gay unless you have a gf.
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#1104392 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends?
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#1104400 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I dunno why it went "hideall" on you tho sorry about that.
#1104399 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
This is what he said:
« Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends? »

Nigga youre the one who's too shy to make a move. If you "hangout" with them for too long without havin a gf of course they'd think youre gay.
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#1104402 - ianistheman (11/21/2014) [-]
The fuck are you talking about
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#1104405 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
talkin about killin some time.
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#1104401 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Let me really clear up things for you.

1. I do have girl 'friends'
2. I do not ALWAYS hangout with them.
3. I am, in no way, said I was betaboi who whines about friendzone
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#1104404 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
nigguh, you're giving me relationship advice which i don't even need.


how is this even related to the fact I have pokemon ORAS
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#1104407 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
but do you have a gf?
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#1104409 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope, but i have a crush on someone. Does that count?
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#1104410 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
is that crush of yours are among your girl "friends" ?
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#1104414 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
so there's a limit on how much you can reply.

Anyways, I don't know what you're up to, but it was nice chatting with you.
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#1104415 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not up to anything dumbo I just asked you a question.
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#1104411 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope. she used to, but was highschool moments. Haven't have contacts in the past few years.
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#1104412 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
how long have you have a crush on her?
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#1104403 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
whatever you say gay boi.
#1104375 - The only advantage i've had living in this 3rd world country.  [+] (42 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1104430 - anon (11/21/2014) [-]
Atleast we get 200 potions.....right?
#1104408 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
Meanwhile here in Europe.


Then again, at least we're getting a steelbook for pre-order instead of 100 NORMAL POTIONS, AMERICA.
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#1104413 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
We get nothin out of pre-orders except the fact that we can get it first.
#1104418 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
Well we're getting this.
#1104421 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit that's awesome
#1104425 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
And america's getting 100 potions instead of that. m8.
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#1104426 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
better than us getting nothing tho.


except first
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#1104379 - tentaquil (11/21/2014) [-]
gibe me
#1104381 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
i giff mana
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#1104376 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
which country?
#1104377 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
hint : slowest internet in Asia

philippines
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#1104391 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey, I recently had instant noodles produced in the Philippines. Nearly died.
#1104394 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
I'd advise you to not buy anything food related here in the Philippines.

except you got it fresh.
User avatar
#1104395 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was just the only brand they had at the time, since everything else had run out. I have learned from my painful mistake.
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#1104396 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
lemme guess, was it LuckyMe?
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#1104397 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea. Didn't even look at the name.
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#1104398 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, hope you have a fast recovery

dun die nigga, the world needs you
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#1104406 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that was a couple of days ago. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not, but I have plenty of experience with near food poisoning and I can tell when shit's gonna hit the fan (or my underwear) and react in time.
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#1104378 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey I know a girl from philippines. Where are you exactly from?
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#1104380 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Cebu.

Probably a chance of .0000001% knowing her.
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#1104382 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
wtf she was from Cebu too. Considering youre having any friends, do you have any girl "friends"?
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#1104383 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, yes. plenty in fact, but out of 1.1 million population here, i still have a slight chance of knowing her. got a name?
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#1104384 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Well arent you a pussy destroyer? how many of those chicks has tasted heevee's jeevees?
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#1104385 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
idk but you guys but in my country, we're really friendly towards each other.
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#1104386 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
so what are you their sassy gay friend?
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#1104388 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Probably? probably not.
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#1104389 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah but they prolly think youre gay unless you have a gf.
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#1104392 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends?
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#1104400 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I dunno why it went "hideall" on you tho sorry about that.
#1104399 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
This is what he said:
« Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends? »

Nigga youre the one who's too shy to make a move. If you "hangout" with them for too long without havin a gf of course they'd think youre gay.
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#1104402 - ianistheman (11/21/2014) [-]
The fuck are you talking about
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#1104405 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
talkin about killin some time.
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#1104401 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Let me really clear up things for you.

1. I do have girl 'friends'
2. I do not ALWAYS hangout with them.
3. I am, in no way, said I was betaboi who whines about friendzone
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#1104404 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
nigguh, you're giving me relationship advice which i don't even need.


how is this even related to the fact I have pokemon ORAS
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#1104407 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
but do you have a gf?
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#1104409 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope, but i have a crush on someone. Does that count?
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#1104410 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
is that crush of yours are among your girl "friends" ?
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#1104414 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
so there's a limit on how much you can reply.

Anyways, I don't know what you're up to, but it was nice chatting with you.
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#1104415 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not up to anything dumbo I just asked you a question.
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#1104411 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope. she used to, but was highschool moments. Haven't have contacts in the past few years.
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#1104412 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
how long have you have a crush on her?
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#1104403 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
whatever you say gay boi.
#32 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** oh ok 11/20/2014 on ◄ ◄ ◄ 0
#21 - dont get me wrong, but aren't they just the same?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on ◄ ◄ ◄ 0
#31 - anon (11/20/2014) [-]
no lmfao you ignorant fuck
flapjacks, pancakes, hotcakes and waffles are very different from each other
#32 - heeveejeevees (11/20/2014) [-]
**heeveejeevees rolled image** oh ok
#59 - exactly. 11/19/2014 on When you can't find good porn 0
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#1 - When you found the right one  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2014 on When you can't find good porn +220
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#59 - heeveejeevees (11/19/2014) [-]
exactly.
#50 - thehandofgod (11/19/2014) [-]
More like this



hint: Challenger explosion yo
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#17 - thebrownbomber (11/19/2014) [-]
circlejerk?
#13 - anon (11/18/2014) [-]
You should probably see a doctor about that.
#1 - What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Lydia Be Like +119
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#42 - darkjustifier (11/19/2014) [-]
hole's a hole
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#29 - give it another century to make human train chickens.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2014 on chicken cam +2
#30 - vymastenaochechula (11/14/2014) [-]
they already do, mostly to be more efficient at training dogs while using clicker...chicken needs only couple of tries to understand what you want from it but you have to click more precisely, thus it is used for training trainers
#79 - anon (11/18/2014) [-]
But who trains the trainer who trains the trainers?
#57 - Hrrrgggblblblblblb 11/06/2014 on frozen +2
#119 - who the **** is uchicho? damn kids and their animu an… 11/02/2014 on Ng+ is some shit -1
#4 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** Not to brag or any…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Ill have all the brains i want -1
#6 - anon (10/31/2014) [-]
Fat people just mad cuz they aint good for shit but shitting
#734 - y u do dis to me roll 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#731 - **heeveejeevees rolls 099,994,017**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#734 - heeveejeevees (10/24/2014) [-]
y u do dis to me roll
#726 - **heeveejeevees rolls 737,714,861** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#1079624 - strange... try this  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1079627 - rplix (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh jesus my roommates probably think I'm watching some gay porn of something.

That was too funny.
#1079622 - it's him dubbing the convo. recommended for topkek  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1079623 - rplix (10/23/2014) [-]
Link is broken nigga
#1079617 - you guys should listen to this.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1079620 - rplix (10/23/2014) [-]
Kek.

What's the drobbox for though?
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#1079627 - rplix (10/23/2014) [-]
Oh jesus my roommates probably think I'm watching some gay porn of something.

That was too funny.
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#1079622 - heeveejeevees (10/23/2014) [-]
it's him dubbing the convo. recommended for topkek
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#1079623 - rplix (10/23/2014) [-]
Link is broken nigga
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#38 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
#40 to #39 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
Me?
#36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
#37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
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#32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
#34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
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#24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
#13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
#14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
#15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
#16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
#17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
#18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
#22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
#12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
#2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
#4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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