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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Philippines
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#204 - but why does origin want my goat porn folder?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Honest Game Titles 2 +3
User avatar #235 - fuckingtrolls (05/29/2014) [-]
I don't know but do you really want EA having access to your information?
User avatar #237 - heeveejeevees (05/29/2014) [-]
i have pretty much nothing to hide here except my goat porn
User avatar #240 - DisgruntledTomato (05/29/2014) [-]
You are fucking sick for having kid porn on your computer.
User avatar #249 - neokun (05/29/2014) [-]
you need help
User avatar #251 - DisgruntledTomato (05/29/2014) [-]
You need Jesus.
#103 - ************* princess of the skywraith 05/29/2014 on Best dota 2 review. 0
#156 - Picture 05/28/2014 on boobs +6
#153 - tfw that i'll never ever will be quoted.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on boobs +29
#155 - FutaCow (05/28/2014) [-]
"tfw that i'll never ever will be quoted."
-heeveejeevees

God speed you magnificent bastard
User avatar #183 - schnitzelwagen (05/28/2014) [-]
You're doing gods work, you magnificent man.
User avatar #156 - heeveejeevees (05/28/2014) [-]
#3436 - Comment deleted 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#85 - I always had a thing for Chloe Moretz 05/27/2014 on Evolution 0
#67 - Hippowalrus 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. +1
#14 - watching porn  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Mouse Tracking +293
#26 - Bion (05/26/2014) [-]
Most of FJ, watching porn.
User avatar #27 - ChalupaManz (05/26/2014) [-]
That took me a minute.
#28 - pootismang (05/26/2014) [-]
Looks like it took them less than that.
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on it's funny because boobs +163
User avatar #27 - ianistheman (05/26/2014) [-]
the face of true happiness
#32 - I can play Earthshaker as carry 05/21/2014 on Meanwhile on the EUW server 0
#16 - out of... sink? 05/20/2014 on Somebody should try this. 0
#15 - bitch get on our level  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Somebody should try this. +49
User avatar #20 - atomschlumpf (05/20/2014) [-]
Dancing In Blow Up Suits! The video is twice as hilarious
#62 - Thanks militaryexplain I needed that explanation … 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories +3
#928003 - wut sorry 05/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#927999 - i'll judge that to myself, thanks.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #928002 - samous (05/19/2014) [-]
omg
User avatar #928003 - heeveejeevees (05/19/2014) [-]
wut

sorry
#927992 - Sure, i'll try it. I love moba games.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #927993 - awesomedewd (05/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/JamesDyk

Just add and trade me.
#927989 - What's this dead island : Epidemic I've heard so much of? …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #928043 - Gonnafly (05/19/2014) [-]
It's best moba.
User avatar #927998 - samous (05/19/2014) [-]
it's super bad
User avatar #927999 - heeveejeevees (05/19/2014) [-]
i'll judge that to myself, thanks.
User avatar #928002 - samous (05/19/2014) [-]
omg
User avatar #928003 - heeveejeevees (05/19/2014) [-]
wut

sorry
User avatar #927991 - awesomedewd (05/19/2014) [-]
Some kind of arcade dead island moba stuff or something like that.

I still have 3 beta keys, so if you want one.
User avatar #927992 - heeveejeevees (05/19/2014) [-]
Sure, i'll try it. I love moba games.
User avatar #927993 - awesomedewd (05/19/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/JamesDyk

Just add and trade me.
#45 - mfw rolling  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist +1
#136 - deliciousdee (05/17/2014) [-]
**deliciousdee rolled image**
It's *roll picture*
#43 - *roll image* i know a friend who doesn't know how to draw, car…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist -1
#45 - heeveejeevees (05/17/2014) [-]
mfw rolling
#136 - deliciousdee (05/17/2014) [-]
**deliciousdee rolled image**
It's *roll picture*
#42 - The secret to art is it has no shortcuts. I learn tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist 0
User avatar #49 - chocolatepuppy (05/17/2014) [-]
thats the only way...i used to draw in highschool 5y ago and now im trying to recover the skill i lost over the years and its very difucult to do so
#31 - All hail the ***** queen  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +47
#156 - whyamieventrying (05/14/2014) [-]
That's actually exactly how I imagined that drag queen from the story would look
Allhail Ivankov Emporio sama!
#74 - Don't u mabuhay me 05/12/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta 0
#41 - I heard America is in pretty bad shape too. Also 2000…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta 0
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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User avatar #46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
User avatar #47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
#37 - True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +1
User avatar #39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the fuck I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!
#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another shitty place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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User avatar #46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
User avatar #47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
#32 - you do get what you paid for cheap? a mere 1 Mb…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +1
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User avatar #37 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the Philippines

but if you're looking for a job here, ohhh boy you're in for a treat.

Have you seen our minimum wage here? that would be 400php/month

convert that fucker into dollars, barely enough to feed someone.

Oh did I mention our government doesn't give a shit about it? well, now i did.
User avatar #39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the fuck I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!
#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another shitty place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

<------
User avatar #46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
User avatar #47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
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User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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