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Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
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#32 - you do get what you paid for cheap? a mere 1 Mb…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +1
#33 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
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#36 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
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#37 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the Philippines

but if you're looking for a job here, ohhh boy you're in for a treat.

Have you seen our minimum wage here? that would be 400php/month

convert that fucker into dollars, barely enough to feed someone.

Oh did I mention our government doesn't give a shit about it? well, now i did.
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#39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the fuck I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!
#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another shitty place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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#46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
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#47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
#77 - i said source on said comic 05/11/2014 on baby sheild 0
#5 - Philippines mentioned, swells with bad internet and corrupted …  [+] (28 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +359
#78 - anon (01/18/2015) [-]
And horrific superstorms that'll fuck you up
#73 - warlockrichard (05/12/2014) [-]
Mabuhay!
#74 - heeveejeevees (05/12/2014) [-]
Don't u mabuhay me
#61 - eiaisqzbsesb (05/11/2014) [-]
Philippines is not numberwang. Philippines must be destroyed.
#55 - scouts (05/11/2014) [-]
Philippines = asian mexico

I wonder how my 100+ cousins are doing over there...
#54 - sitchblappings (05/11/2014) [-]
Ahh... Home sweet home.

Godammit, we're just like a poorer & deadlier Mexico to Japan....
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#59 - thediablo (05/11/2014) [-]
I'm mexican and I don't think that would be possible
#51 - hokeymon (05/11/2014) [-]
MFW Philippine Pride is mentioned. God I hate my country. Globe Broadband, Smartbro and PLDC can suck my ass.
#31 - anon (05/11/2014) [-]
putang ina
#29 - nirin (05/11/2014) [-]
Just like Brazil without Apes and Soccer.
#28 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
but shit man, it's cheap to live there!
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#32 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
you do get what you paid for

cheap? a mere 1 Mbps cost like 20$ here
#33 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
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#36 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
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#37 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the Philippines

but if you're looking for a job here, ohhh boy you're in for a treat.

Have you seen our minimum wage here? that would be 400php/month

convert that fucker into dollars, barely enough to feed someone.

Oh did I mention our government doesn't give a shit about it? well, now i did.
User avatar
#39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the fuck I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!
#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another shitty place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.
#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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#46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.
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#47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.
#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]
The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.
#26 - kuya (05/11/2014) [-]
fuck yeah!

Don't forget the 6 hour blackouts, terrorists, hepatitis-causing street food and the abundance of natural disasters.

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#42 - mrselfdestruct (05/11/2014) [-]
NPA up in the north. MILF and abu-sayyaf in the south. thank god i live in the visayas.
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#21 - niggastolemyname (05/11/2014) [-]
Who shoot eachother*
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#20 - didactus (05/11/2014) [-]
Atleast you got Manny Pacquiao
#8 - taokami (05/11/2014) [-]
#59 - comicexplain source, now.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on baby sheild 0
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#76 - spyisspy (05/11/2014) [-]
he falls down, baby goes splat
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#77 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]
i said source on said comic
#2 - i just notice i forgot to put the source … 05/10/2014 on Admin asketh, heeveejeevees... +36
#22 - I don't get it. I'm chinese and they all rook a rike. 05/09/2014 on Wax museum pt.3 +8
#111395 - well this was recorded 14 years ago, so yeah. 05/08/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#111392 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
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#111394 - kaisakuenkou (05/08/2014) [-]
this is so 90s
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#111395 - heeveejeevees (05/08/2014) [-]
well this was recorded 14 years ago, so yeah.
#82 - now i can brag this to my real friends.. oh wait, i d… 05/07/2014 on what a glorious day +1
#25 - he never adds me tho  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on what a glorious day +1
#80 - mudkipfucker (05/06/2014) [-]
#82 - heeveejeevees (05/07/2014) [-]
now i can brag this to my real friends..

oh wait, i don't have
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#34 - velho (05/06/2014) [-]
Haha, Tho is annoyed once again.
And again
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#29 - redbrutal (05/06/2014) [-]
Meh, he added me almost instantly, just go talk to him