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Age: 29
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:8/27/2014
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#624 - Cebu. are you a local here in the Philippines?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/31/2013 on For Richard! 0
User avatar #629 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
I am British but I moved here to be with my girlfriend. Where in Cebu do you live? I visit there now and then, because my girlfriend's bestfriend lives there.
User avatar #632 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
cool so how long have you stayed here?
User avatar #631 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
J. Alcantara St. somewhere near a big ass school.
User avatar #639 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh last time I went to Cebu was in January too see the Sinulog festival, it was nice to watch, but then it started raining and a balloon got stuck on a overhead power cable and exploded and everyone stopped and screamed, so did the parade. But then after a couple seconds, the parade continued. It was funny at the time, you seen the balloon sizzling and you knew that it would make an explosion. Good times.
User avatar #638 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
She also introduced me to FJ, I did have another account but I got permanently banned for rolling a nude picture, which is not fair. So... yeah, this is my new one.
User avatar #637 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
I came to the Philippines for the first time last year in June for a month to my girlfriend, and then I went back to the U.K. I was so bored and missed her so much, so came back a month later. So I have been here since August. I love this country, and the food.
#598 - which part?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2013 on For Richard! 0
User avatar #623 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
With my girlfriend in Alabang, and you?
User avatar #624 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
Cebu. are you a local here in the Philippines?
User avatar #629 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
I am British but I moved here to be with my girlfriend. Where in Cebu do you live? I visit there now and then, because my girlfriend's bestfriend lives there.
User avatar #632 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
cool so how long have you stayed here?
User avatar #631 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
J. Alcantara St. somewhere near a big ass school.
User avatar #639 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh last time I went to Cebu was in January too see the Sinulog festival, it was nice to watch, but then it started raining and a balloon got stuck on a overhead power cable and exploded and everyone stopped and screamed, so did the parade. But then after a couple seconds, the parade continued. It was funny at the time, you seen the balloon sizzling and you knew that it would make an explosion. Good times.
User avatar #638 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
She also introduced me to FJ, I did have another account but I got permanently banned for rolling a nude picture, which is not fair. So... yeah, this is my new one.
User avatar #637 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
I came to the Philippines for the first time last year in June for a month to my girlfriend, and then I went back to the U.K. I was so bored and missed her so much, so came back a month later. So I have been here since August. I love this country, and the food.
#593 - Jesus throwing a fish. Your question is now invalid. 03/31/2013 on For Richard! +1
#471 - Today is Sunday here in the philippines. Happy Easter.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/31/2013 on For Richard! +7
User avatar #511 - bikester (03/31/2013) [-]
what is your gif?
User avatar #593 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
Jesus throwing a fish. Your question is now invalid.
User avatar #473 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
I live in the Philippines! :D
User avatar #598 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
which part?
User avatar #623 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
With my girlfriend in Alabang, and you?
User avatar #624 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
Cebu. are you a local here in the Philippines?
User avatar #629 - mrantoniou (03/31/2013) [-]
I am British but I moved here to be with my girlfriend. Where in Cebu do you live? I visit there now and then, because my girlfriend's bestfriend lives there.
User avatar #632 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
cool so how long have you stayed here?
User avatar #631 - heeveejeevees (03/31/2013) [-]
J. Alcantara St. somewhere near a big ass school.
User avatar #639 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
Oh last time I went to Cebu was in January too see the Sinulog festival, it was nice to watch, but then it started raining and a balloon got stuck on a overhead power cable and exploded and everyone stopped and screamed, so did the parade. But then after a couple seconds, the parade continued. It was funny at the time, you seen the balloon sizzling and you knew that it would make an explosion. Good times.
User avatar #638 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
She also introduced me to FJ, I did have another account but I got permanently banned for rolling a nude picture, which is not fair. So... yeah, this is my new one.
User avatar #637 - mrantoniou (04/01/2013) [-]
I came to the Philippines for the first time last year in June for a month to my girlfriend, and then I went back to the U.K. I was so bored and missed her so much, so came back a month later. So I have been here since August. I love this country, and the food.
User avatar #478 - Scorchtwentyfour (03/31/2013) [-]
Happy Easter!
#2 - one percent percent?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Insta-abs 0
User avatar #4 - cumsinbucket (03/30/2013) [-]
Its your fucking description I just got overexcited about it.
#27 - I want a pug :( but they're too expensive here in the philippines. 03/28/2013 on Why are we not funding this? 0
#390948 - Skyrim DLCs 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#22 - That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does… 03/27/2013 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
#20 - build something like this  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
#21 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#18 - pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
#19 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#16 - Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
User avatar #17 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#390888 - >using trees as barriers >doesn't know the risk of s… 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#14 - if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2013 on heeveejeevees's profile 0
User avatar #15 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#390886 - too much exploring eh? Im like that before, then i find a stra…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #390887 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
I make a fire pit
i make a box
i make a science machine
then i build a barier out of trees
trees surrounding me everywhere

hey when do i find monsters? i really need spiderwebs.
User avatar #390888 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
>using trees as barriers
>doesn't know the risk of spawning a tree monster
cut them and get some good quantity of wood. then make woodblocks out of them and surround yourself with them
#390881 - dont forget to barricade yourself in. wolves spawn in 8 days.  [+] (6 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #390882 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
not a problem
i cant seem to survive more than 3 days
User avatar #390886 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
too much exploring eh? Im like that before, then i find a strategic place where to build my camp and survived almost 60 days now.
User avatar #390887 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
I make a fire pit
i make a box
i make a science machine
then i build a barier out of trees
trees surrounding me everywhere

hey when do i find monsters? i really need spiderwebs.
User avatar #390888 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
>using trees as barriers
>doesn't know the risk of spawning a tree monster
cut them and get some good quantity of wood. then make woodblocks out of them and surround yourself with them
User avatar #390883 - popesoybean (03/27/2013) [-]
What do you do? Don't attack anything beyond rabbits until you get a logsuit and spear. If wolves are killing you before you're ready I don't know how you could deal with that.
User avatar #390884 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
I collect twigs, logs, and gold and by the time i have everything i need to survive i starve to death because food is the 1 thing i forget
#390879 - You happened to pick up an eye bone. its a portable chest. con…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#390880 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
god this world i have is so fucking weird
User avatar #390881 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
dont forget to barricade yourself in. wolves spawn in 8 days.
User avatar #390882 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
not a problem
i cant seem to survive more than 3 days
User avatar #390886 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
too much exploring eh? Im like that before, then i find a strategic place where to build my camp and survived almost 60 days now.
User avatar #390887 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
I make a fire pit
i make a box
i make a science machine
then i build a barier out of trees
trees surrounding me everywhere

hey when do i find monsters? i really need spiderwebs.
User avatar #390888 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
>using trees as barriers
>doesn't know the risk of spawning a tree monster
cut them and get some good quantity of wood. then make woodblocks out of them and surround yourself with them
User avatar #390883 - popesoybean (03/27/2013) [-]
What do you do? Don't attack anything beyond rabbits until you get a logsuit and spear. If wolves are killing you before you're ready I don't know how you could deal with that.
User avatar #390884 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
I collect twigs, logs, and gold and by the time i have everything i need to survive i starve to death because food is the 1 thing i forget
#35 - Or you could just like ignore them 03/25/2013 on Totally worth it +5
#12 - Comment deleted 03/25/2013 on Still a better love story... 0
#385296 - Every boss battle in dark souls.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #385297 - tiagodisouza (03/23/2013) [-]
Priscilla is fucking gorgeous! and so is ornstein
#385024 - just about enough. 03/22/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#260 - which zzcorey* suggest. woops. 03/22/2013 on nope 0
#259 - There are many types of tarantula you want to try as a beginne…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2013 on nope +1
User avatar #272 - landartheconqueror (03/23/2013) [-]
oh my gosh so many Latin names. gotta go look 'em all up now haha
User avatar #260 - heeveejeevees (03/22/2013) [-]
which zzcorey* suggest. woops.
#86 - pink toe <3 I always like arboreal tarantulas. I'm…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on nope 0
User avatar #103 - harbingerwolf (03/22/2013) [-]
Arboreals were my first. Had another Avicularia sp. before this one, although it didnt live long unlike this one. I've been keeping mantids and other insects long before though so it wasnt that hard compensating :P
#85 - Yes, I'm very scared of spiders, thats why I started raising t… 03/22/2013 on nope +2
#72 - The Theraphosa blondi? those giants are never docile. Ever. An…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on nope 0
#251 - zzcorey (03/22/2013) [-]
He is correct, dont not get a Theraphosa blondi if you want to handle it. If it doesnt bite, it will ruin your week with its hairs. A B. Smithi on the other hand is extremely easy to handle, it was my first tarantula, and one of my favorites -- along with Haplopelma minax, though that was easily the angiest spider Ive had :)
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User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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