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Date Signed Up:	10/05/2012
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#45 - mfw rolling [+] (1 reply) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist +1

#136 - deliciousdee (05/17/2014) [-]

**deliciousdee rolled image**
It's *roll picture*

#43 - *roll image* i know a friend who doesn't know how to draw, car… [+] (2 replies) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist -1

#45 - heeveejeevees (05/17/2014) [-]

mfw rolling

#136 - deliciousdee (05/17/2014) [-]

**deliciousdee rolled image**
It's *roll picture*

#42 - The secret to art is it has no shortcuts. I learn tha… [+] (1 reply) 05/17/2014 on Why I'm not an OC artist 0

#49 - chocolatepuppy (05/17/2014) [-]

thats the only way...i used to draw in highschool 5y ago and now im trying to recover the skill i lost over the years and its very difucult to do so

#31 - All hail the Okama queen [+] (1 reply) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) +47

#156 - whyamieventrying (05/14/2014) [-]

That's actually exactly how I imagined that drag queen from the story would look
Allhail Ivankov Emporio sama!

#74 - Don't u mabuhay me 05/12/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta 0

#41 - I heard America is in pretty bad shape too. Also 2000… [+] (4 replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta 0

#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

It's not like America's gonna fucking explode or something. I'm just trying to open up your options. Joining the Navy here is a death-race too, all the immigrants and barely-legals are always trying to take up military positions because they want it more. I just happened to be poor-ass bilge snipe when I joined, so all the military brats fell out in the sorting process and I got picked (relatively poor, mind you. In my poorest days, I could afford buffets and ps3s and such. Americans are never actually poor, we have relative poverty here).

It's like this: Because of my military days, I went to Korea, Japan, The Philippines, China, Europe, etc.

Because of that, I know I'd rather be in Korea than America. So I moved to Korea.

You've only been to The Philippines and it's a pretty big world. I'm politely suggesting that you go explore it. It's pretty gnarly, trust me.

See look? Korean ice cream sandwich

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#46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]

It's a damn shame the military is't taking that many prior servicemen looking to re-enlist... been trying for four years, I'm not even being picky about which branch I want to join anymore.. as long as they take me back.

#47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]

Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.

#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

The Army will take you. My local university's ROTC program has been chomping at my bits ever since I entered college post-military, but I want to go back Navy and the officer recruiter won't give me the time of day until I have a Bachelor's in-hand.

In the meantime, Academi wants me for a gate guard position that pays a measly 4200/month. My military compensations package blew that shit out of the water working half the time I'd be working at Academi. The sad part is, someone's gonna snatch that comparing paychecks without looking at the contract requirements or compensation package.

#37 - True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the … [+] (6 replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +1

#39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm an Americunt, so I can live wherever the fuck I want on my big fat American checks and such with my work-at-home job.

Fortunately, you have a way out. The U.S. Navy allows 2000 Filipinos in per year. I was in the U.S. Navy for 4 years and it wasn't bad- I worked beside plenty of Filipinos. I'm completing my degree so I can go back as in officer. Try it out, it's definitely not the worst option.

You too can live like an Americunt!

#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]

I heard America is in pretty bad shape too.

Also 2000 Filipinos a year? Wow, Maybe I'll join up with the other 200,000 candidates and might try my luck on moving to another shitty place.

I'm sticking here, I love my people and it's much more tropic.

#43 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

#46 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]

#47 - PFCMadness (05/11/2014) [-]

Well, they are, just in dramatically small numbers.

#49 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

#32 - you do get what you paid for cheap? a mere 1 Mb… [+] (11 replies) 05/11/2014 on Not Cool, Peralta +1

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#37 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]

True its cheap if you live OUTSIDE the states and STAY in the Philippines

but if you're looking for a job here, ohhh boy you're in for a treat.

Have you seen our minimum wage here? that would be 400php/month

convert that fucker into dollars, barely enough to feed someone.

Oh did I mention our government doesn't give a shit about it? well, now i did.

#39 - catburglarpenis (05/11/2014) [-]

#41 - heeveejeevees (05/11/2014) [-]