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Gender: male
Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:Philippines
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Content Ranking:#2110
Comment Ranking:#1397
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
Content Thumbs: 24057 total,  26385 ,  2328
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Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#1008802 - **** , i forgot to feed my neopet today. 07/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#22 - I once had a classmate who brought a ******* PS3 … 07/20/2014 on Don't touch me +1
#30 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Nope +1
#34 - nyanfatcat Comment deleted by heeveejeevees
#44 - your dog looks like it just got out of a bloody battle. … 07/17/2014 on Inferiority Complex 0
#1005341 - **** . i miss it 07/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1005330 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** Did mount & blade warba…  [+] (36 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1005334 - sannukas (07/16/2014) [-]
It had a free weekend and a -75% discount.
User avatar #1005341 - heeveejeevees (07/16/2014) [-]
fuck. i miss it
User avatar #1005333 - acidjunk (07/16/2014) [-]
For the weekend.
User avatar #1005332 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it was on sale at one point for like 2 bucks
User avatar #1005335 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
who are all these new people
User avatar #1005346 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
do you mean finblob?
User avatar #1005398 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i've been here for like, 7 months is that not good enough for you.
User avatar #1005400 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
No, you'll always be new.
User avatar #1005445 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i'll never be cool in your eyes, will i?
User avatar #1005457 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #1005458 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
then i guess you're a lost cause.
and to think i once thought you were an awesome dewd.
User avatar #1005459 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
That's cause you're all feggits.
User avatar #1005460 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
me and who else?
User avatar #1005462 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
pretty much all of FJ
maybe not adunsaveme, he likes starcraft. that's cool
and the guys playing dota with me are cool too I guess
dragx is probably the biggest feggit.
User avatar #1005467 - dragx (07/16/2014) [-]
You know you luv me ;)
User avatar #1005463 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah that's true
he's nice
moba is a noba for me
am i at least kind of cool?
User avatar #1005466 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
you're not as gay as dragx, is that enough?
User avatar #1005470 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
that's good i guess but how gay am i?
User avatar #1005472 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
As if I know, ask yourself
User avatar #1005475 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i guess the true answer lies within me
actually, just saying something like that probably makes me way gay
User avatar #1005479 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
there you have it
User avatar #1005481 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
thanks for the personal morality assesment thing
User avatar #1005468 - dragx (07/16/2014) [-]
;)
User avatar #1005347 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes.
He's also a faggot.
#1005399 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1005349 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, new people always seem strange. Like they try to fit in or smth.
#1005352 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah
#1005339 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #1005340 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
log in
#1005342 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
what if he doesn't want to
what if i log out
bitch
User avatar #1005343 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
#shotsfired
User avatar #1005337 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
annika, bianca and vincent, they're interns
User avatar #1005350 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't meet annika or bianca yet. How are they?
User avatar #1005353 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
shy as shit. the anons scare them.
User avatar #1005354 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
Guess we all have to get those Gold Accounts then.
#1005338 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
#1004589 - Total war : Rome 2 took me a week to actually know th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1004602 - wisely (07/15/2014) [-]
That looks more like Total War: Rome -4
#1004583 - 1140 Sand ******* tried to invade one of my settl…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1004692 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/15/2014) [-]
arrow towers are so fucking ridiculous. ive fended off a thousand guys with literally nothing but plebs. they couldnt even make it past the front gate, the arrow towers just routed anyone who came near.
User avatar #1004624 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
At first glance that looks quite a bit like Mount & Blade.
User avatar #1004587 - targaryren (07/15/2014) [-]
what game
User avatar #1004589 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
Total war : Rome 2

took me a week to actually know the basics.
#1004602 - wisely (07/15/2014) [-]
That looks more like Total War: Rome -4
#11 - well i was gonna put MILF, but that would give it a new meaning 07/15/2014 on Philippine National Police 0
#7 - actually, it's the philippines so its more of a >get o…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Philippine National Police +3
#9 - dildolicker (07/15/2014) [-]
NPA = New People's Army = Terrorist....
#11 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
well i was gonna put MILF, but that would give it a new meaning
User avatar #8 - ScottP (07/15/2014) [-]
It's more like:

>get off bike
>get mugged
#14 - yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accide… 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +4
#634 - Dota 2 and Total War: Rome 2. MOBA of some famous his… 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +147
#59 - dross (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW I try and 'nap'.
#38 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
no it fuckin doesn't

how am i supposed to set my timer???

"aahhh i'm just about to fall asleap, better set my alarm"

fuck this shit, i also ain't got a fuckin nap-slave to do so.

go fuck yourself with your clever advice on life
User avatar #31 - uzerc (07/15/2014) [-]
It's about 104 minutes for a full cycle nap, since you don't fall asleep right away.
#24 - mewcubed (07/15/2014) [-]
But what if you take three hour naps?
User avatar #36 - keltainenlumi (07/15/2014) [-]
The cycle continues like that. I will live. They will die.
User avatar #71 - jayeti (07/15/2014) [-]
no stacks for you doggy
User avatar #33 - mysticana (07/15/2014) [-]
After a night out I normally just sleep the next day and night. I sleep so much I woke up this morning feeling super tired, because I slept 16 hours
User avatar #13 - kolpster (07/15/2014) [-]
Could of posted that in one comment to avoid whoring...
User avatar #14 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accidentally clicked post whilst the photo is uploading. Before it would just wait until the picture uploaded, but now it's broken.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Acording to my doctor, if you are not narcoleptic powernaping(10-20min) only gets you more tierd.
User avatar #16 - Daeiros (07/15/2014) [-]
I can have full, vivid dreams during a 15 minute power nap
I've been told this means I am narcoleptic, but I don't go to doctors, so I haven't been diagnosed.
User avatar #17 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Been going to the doc for 3 years, still no diagnose. Get my amphetamine prescribed tho so I'll live.
#7 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
this isnt very good advice because everyone's sleep cycle is different. For some people a full sleep cycle might be 60 minutes, some it might be 90, and others it might be 2 hours. Everyone is really different in the way they sleep.
#5 - this should help  [+] (14 new replies) 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +33
#6 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
#59 - dross (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW I try and 'nap'.
#38 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
no it fuckin doesn't

how am i supposed to set my timer???

"aahhh i'm just about to fall asleap, better set my alarm"

fuck this shit, i also ain't got a fuckin nap-slave to do so.

go fuck yourself with your clever advice on life
User avatar #31 - uzerc (07/15/2014) [-]
It's about 104 minutes for a full cycle nap, since you don't fall asleep right away.
#24 - mewcubed (07/15/2014) [-]
But what if you take three hour naps?
User avatar #36 - keltainenlumi (07/15/2014) [-]
The cycle continues like that. I will live. They will die.
User avatar #71 - jayeti (07/15/2014) [-]
no stacks for you doggy
User avatar #33 - mysticana (07/15/2014) [-]
After a night out I normally just sleep the next day and night. I sleep so much I woke up this morning feeling super tired, because I slept 16 hours
User avatar #13 - kolpster (07/15/2014) [-]
Could of posted that in one comment to avoid whoring...
User avatar #14 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accidentally clicked post whilst the photo is uploading. Before it would just wait until the picture uploaded, but now it's broken.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Acording to my doctor, if you are not narcoleptic powernaping(10-20min) only gets you more tierd.
User avatar #16 - Daeiros (07/15/2014) [-]
I can have full, vivid dreams during a 15 minute power nap
I've been told this means I am narcoleptic, but I don't go to doctors, so I haven't been diagnosed.
User avatar #17 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Been going to the doc for 3 years, still no diagnose. Get my amphetamine prescribed tho so I'll live.
#7 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
this isnt very good advice because everyone's sleep cycle is different. For some people a full sleep cycle might be 60 minutes, some it might be 90, and others it might be 2 hours. Everyone is really different in the way they sleep.
#41 - I love how the Alliance, the returning champion from TI3, is n… 07/15/2014 on Pimpin' ain't easy +1
#37 - Some sand country got a gas leak in a nearby school, people di… 07/13/2014 on Friendly Fire +1
#118 - anyone knows the music called at the end? pls 07/12/2014 on The new best thing in the... 0
#11 - Why not just kill a vegan and give the bones to the dog? …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on A stick.. +383
#205 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Smilie +69
User avatar #61 - CXJokerXD (07/11/2014) [-]
Just too goddamn cute. Gets me everytime.
#126 - **** , i've been late with all this allstars-brawl… 07/11/2014 on Super 0
#124 - it was really good at it's time. But there's more ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Super 0
User avatar #125 - garymuthafuknoak (07/11/2014) [-]
Ive been palying jstars, which is pretty fun for a shounen game. broken as fuck, but fun.
User avatar #126 - heeveejeevees (07/11/2014) [-]
Shit, i've been late with all this allstars-brawler game since I haven't gotten a console since PS2. and that was like 2005ish.
#954 - **heeveejeevees rolls 648,295,109** HGGGGGGGGNNNNNNNN 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#97 - this **** was the balls  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Super 0
User avatar #121 - robogandalf (07/11/2014) [-]
Dude Shonen allstars.
A game that has a majority of Shonen jump characters you can fight as.
User avatar #118 - garymuthafuknoak (07/11/2014) [-]
as in good or bad?
User avatar #124 - heeveejeevees (07/11/2014) [-]
it was really good at it's time.

But there's more even better games that this now.
User avatar #125 - garymuthafuknoak (07/11/2014) [-]
Ive been palying jstars, which is pretty fun for a shounen game. broken as fuck, but fun.
User avatar #126 - heeveejeevees (07/11/2014) [-]
Shit, i've been late with all this allstars-brawler game since I haven't gotten a console since PS2. and that was like 2005ish.
#2361 - **heeveejeevees rolls 587,486,989** OP is a cool faggot 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#9 - I've seen this at drawing board a long time ago. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on tfw can only draw eyes +1
User avatar #13 - caffeinecommissar (07/09/2014) [-]
Yeap, sound about right.
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#38 - tridaak (1 hour ago) [-]
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User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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