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heeveejeevees

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:7/30/2016
Location:Philippines
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#12 - Yeah, i have a thing for short girls anyways. she's now curren…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/24/2015 on sexual experience +50
#74 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
>girlfriend.
>not dumping her and getting a boyfriend.

>cis scum.
#75 - holmesc (12/25/2015) [-]
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#64 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did she just diddle you repeatedly until you started referring to her as your girlfriend?
#42 - lokischosen (12/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like Stockholm Syndrome m8
#43 - heeveejeevees (12/25/2015) [-]
**heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"**
**heeveejeevees rolled image** worth it
#44 - lokischosen (12/25/2015) [-]
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#46 - sonoobish (12/25/2015) [-]
fucken great movie i would love to see all the SJW's bitch about this movie
#34 - sedativechunk (12/25/2015) [-]
Wait, so your strategy for finding a girlfriend is to have a sleepover with friends and the girl that decides to climb in bed with you and give you a hand job for no apparent reason becomes your girlfriend?
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#35 - heeveejeevees (12/25/2015) [-]
Not entirely. I actually had mutual affection with her before the event happened. She was one of the best in class, a bit social awkward, but if you get to converse with her much, she'll tell you life's secrets. I just didn't know it was her.
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#24 - crazyguyindahood (12/25/2015) [-]
lucky ducky
#2 - not long enough  [+] (22 new replies) 12/24/2015 on sexual experience +529
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#37 - numbmind (12/25/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**numbmind rolls You are all at a tavern when _ approach you.**
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#38 - numbmind (12/25/2015) [-]
**numbmind used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**numbmind rolls The milk man.**
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#28 - rheago (12/25/2015) [-]
Jolan?
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#36 - heeveejeevees (12/25/2015) [-]
sorry buddy, not your guy.
#11 - vondarkmoor (12/24/2015) [-]
that's what she said
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#9 - baconhero (12/24/2015) [-]
Was she cute?
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#12 - heeveejeevees (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, i have a thing for short girls anyways. she's now currently my girlfriend for almost a year now.
#74 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
>girlfriend.
>not dumping her and getting a boyfriend.

>cis scum.
#75 - holmesc (12/25/2015) [-]
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#64 - sgtmajjohnson (12/25/2015) [-]
Did she just diddle you repeatedly until you started referring to her as your girlfriend?
#42 - lokischosen (12/25/2015) [-]
That sounds like Stockholm Syndrome m8
#43 - heeveejeevees (12/25/2015) [-]
**heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"**
**heeveejeevees rolled image** worth it
#44 - lokischosen (12/25/2015) [-]
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#46 - sonoobish (12/25/2015) [-]
fucken great movie i would love to see all the SJW's bitch about this movie
#34 - sedativechunk (12/25/2015) [-]
Wait, so your strategy for finding a girlfriend is to have a sleepover with friends and the girl that decides to climb in bed with you and give you a hand job for no apparent reason becomes your girlfriend?
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#35 - heeveejeevees (12/25/2015) [-]
Not entirely. I actually had mutual affection with her before the event happened. She was one of the best in class, a bit social awkward, but if you get to converse with her much, she'll tell you life's secrets. I just didn't know it was her.
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#24 - crazyguyindahood (12/25/2015) [-]
lucky ducky
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#8 - xdiabolicx (12/24/2015) [-]
Did you love it?
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#13 - heeveejeevees (12/24/2015) [-]
It was the moment of truth about my true sexuality, of course i love it.
#6 - runelh (12/24/2015) [-]
"At least it was a girl"..
#4 - FutaCow (12/24/2015) [-]
**FutaCow used "*roll picture*"**
**FutaCow rolled image** honestly, best thing i read here in a while. thanks for sharing
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#3 - magneficat (12/24/2015) [-]
at least your getting some buddy
#241 - oh well, might as well buy it as soon as it's released. … 12/24/2015 on FJ Funds A Game - Who's... +5
#47 - but they're just guys without dicks. 12/23/2015 on 50 Awkward Sexual Experiences +3
#45 - i love it and she's now currently my girlfriend. i get r…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2015 on 50 Awkward Sexual Experiences +4
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#46 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
You kiss girls? bro, that's gay...
#47 - heeveejeevees (12/23/2015) [-]
but they're just guys without dicks.
#4 - dogs instinctively kicks stuff out of their paws. Like getting… 12/23/2015 on Santa's little helper +14
#9 - from now on, you'll be known as charles. 12/23/2015 on Push To Add Drama +19
#28 - We had a sleepover one night along with my friends. One girl c…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2015 on 50 Awkward Sexual Experiences +18
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#40 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
Soooo... how was the rape?
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#45 - heeveejeevees (12/23/2015) [-]
i love it and she's now currently my girlfriend. i get rape by her everyday
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#46 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
You kiss girls? bro, that's gay...
#47 - heeveejeevees (12/23/2015) [-]
but they're just guys without dicks.
#38 - skumbaner (12/23/2015) [-]
"bro, thats gay"

fukin gold
#37 - crazy how nature do dat 12/23/2015 on [Wood picking intensifies] +3
#172 - **heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"** **heeveejeevees rol… 12/20/2015 on Diablo 3 giveaway 0