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Gender: male
Age: 30
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Philippines
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Content Ranking:#1463
Comment Ranking:#11802
Highest Content Rank:#411
Highest Comment Rank:#681
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Times Content Favorited:2271 times
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#9 - from now on, you'll be known as charles. 12/23/2015 on Push To Add Drama +19
#28 - We had a sleepover one night along with my friends. One girl c…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/23/2015 on 50 Awkward Sexual Experiences +18
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#40 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
Soooo... how was the rape?
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#45 - heeveejeevees (12/23/2015) [-]
i love it and she's now currently my girlfriend. i get rape by her everyday
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#46 - lathyrusvii (12/23/2015) [-]
You kiss girls? bro, that's gay...
#47 - heeveejeevees (12/23/2015) [-]
but they're just guys without dicks.
#38 - skumbaner (12/23/2015) [-]
"bro, thats gay"

fukin gold
#37 - crazy how nature do dat 12/23/2015 on [Wood picking intensifies] +3
#172 - **heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"** **heeveejeevees rol… 12/20/2015 on Diablo 3 giveaway 0
#106 - Comment deleted 12/19/2015 on WHY YOU NO DOKTOR YET?! 0
#71 - **heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"** **heeveejeevees rol… 12/17/2015 on Black Twists +1
#8 - *roll* why do people get good rolls like this? what a…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/17/2015 on Black Twists +22
#11 - mrbrown (12/17/2015) [-]
**mrbrown used "*roll picture*"**
**mrbrown rolled image** you are just mildly retarded
#71 - heeveejeevees (12/17/2015) [-]
**heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"**
**heeveejeevees rolled image** i may be retarded, but at least i didn't roll ponies
#12 - mrbrown (12/17/2015) [-]
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**mrbrown rolled image**ah fuck a pony just give me red thumbs already
#79 - madcoww (12/17/2015) [-]
#14 - mrbrown (12/17/2015) [-]
**mrbrown used "*roll picture*"**
**mrbrown rolled image** arrrg
#80 - madcoww (12/17/2015) [-]
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#50 - wobblewub (12/17/2015) [-]
You couldn't leave well enough alone.
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#106 - skatedawg (12/18/2015) [-]
Well, he did request red thumbs. Guess he got what he wanted.
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#107 - peanutsaurusrex (12/18/2015) [-]
you have a small penis
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#108 - skatedawg (12/18/2015) [-]
You have a loose cunt.
#24 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Could be worse. I've only rolled a handful of times and I've been mentally scarred twice.
#79 - technically, amazonian have only one boob, soooo...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on When you're 5"5 but your gf... +1
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#90 - thepizzadevourer (12/15/2015) [-]
First of all, they're a mythical race so I can imagine them however the heck I want to

Second of all, here's some crap right from wikipedia because it's late and I can't be bothered to make a proper argument:

"Among Classical Greeks, amazon was given a popular etymology as from a- (ἀ-) and mazos (μαζός), "without breast", connected with an etiological tradition that Amazons had their right breast cut off or burnt out.[9] There is no indication of such a practice in works of art,[10] in which the Amazons are always represented with both breasts, although the left is frequently covered (see photos in article). Adrienne Mayor suggests the origin of this myth was due to the word's etymology.[10][11]"
#6237 - **heeveejeevees used "*roll picture*"** **heeveejeevees rol… 11/10/2015 on Final Giveaway 0
#17 - Bob's burger 11/02/2015 on Dressed up as Bob's Burgers -3
#89 - Oh, whenever you pass by a filipino, it is good courtesy to bo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2015 on KFC in my country 0
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#90 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Or just tell them "Puta ka ^^"
Don't forget to smile ^
^
#119 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
you pussy.
get your other filipino pride rats out of other neighbouring south east asian countries.
#87 - Leave before it'll suck you in.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on KFC in my country 0
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#91 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Too late, I fell down the Rabbit hole
#83 - Really? I've been long enough to see us grow here. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2015 on KFC in my country 0
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#84 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
well I'm new
#87 - heeveejeevees (09/19/2015) [-]
Leave before it'll suck you in.
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#91 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Too late, I fell down the Rabbit hole
#70 - no one still mentioned the country. Philippines swell…  [+] (15 new replies) 09/19/2015 on KFC in my country +1
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#71 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
FILIPINOS


First time I met one of us.

Pamilya?
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#83 - heeveejeevees (09/19/2015) [-]
Really? I've been long enough to see us grow here.

I just stalk mostly.
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#84 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
well I'm new
#87 - heeveejeevees (09/19/2015) [-]
Leave before it'll suck you in.
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#91 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Too late, I fell down the Rabbit hole
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#74 - nITE (09/19/2015) [-]
Only thing I know about the Philippines is a revolutionist and how to speak some part of Tagalog.
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#76 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Some people confused them with Communists, too.

Sosad.mp 3
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#77 - nITE (09/19/2015) [-]
Awww its okay mahal kita just the same
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#79 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Mahal rin kita bro.
Walang kabadingan, ah?
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#81 - nITE (09/19/2015) [-]
You lost me, I only know the basics
1 through 10
Mom, Dad.
Directions.
Emotions.
And how to ask to go use the bathroom.

I thought it was spelled; mahal din kita?
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#82 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Both are correct, but "rin" is a common term for "din"


Kinda ike Whazzat for What's that


Also I just said

I love you too, no homo tho
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#85 - nITE (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh, lol. I didn't get far into foreign language class, it got canceled because of budget, or something.
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#89 - heeveejeevees (09/19/2015) [-]
Oh, whenever you pass by a filipino, it is good courtesy to bow down and say 'Tangina' to them. Oh and if it's a girl, say 'Tangina punyeta' i'll swoo the ladies.
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#90 - lamentation (09/19/2015) [-]
Or just tell them "Puta ka ^^"
Don't forget to smile ^
^
#119 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
you pussy.
get your other filipino pride rats out of other neighbouring south east asian countries.
#262 - Roast me faggots  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Roastings, 0
#335 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
You look like you log in because the captcha is too hard to figure out.
#310 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
You look like the source of swine flu.
#1336 - I remember that cringey page. **** them.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2015 on Met local funnyjunkers +1
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#1343 - fistings (09/04/2015) [-]
yeah, it's not an active page, and it's mildly cringey. I'vr got no beef with it though
#981 - Saw content, thumb up, realize i was logged out, logged in, th… 06/02/2015 on $20 Steam Giveaway +1
#100 - It's because we are the Asian's Mexico. 05/24/2015 on that's hot +2
#543 - Any life threatening situation you've experienced? 04/16/2015 on Do You Wanna Ask an Escort? 0
#176 - Bananaque* 04/14/2015 on Food you can't afford 0
#853 - Got laid last week. best 10 seconds of my life. 03/16/2015 on Tell Addy how your day is... +2
#174 - my fat lose journey. i should take a picture recently..  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2015 on FAT SHAMING FRIDAY ERRYONE +4
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#26 - can you do vikings/spartans next? i'm collecting good info 03/03/2015 on Roman Compilation +2
#875 - joshlol got me a girlfriend. no kidding.t 02/02/2015 on You don't have to be alone... 0
#37 - is it because you sucked her dry? greedy bastard  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Well shit +30
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#74 - Tusura (01/26/2015) [-]
Breast milk is delicious mother fucker.
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#166 - ruebezahl (01/26/2015) [-]
Really? I hated the taste. It was kinda metallic to me. Might be different from woman to woman though.
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#164 - toensix (01/26/2015) [-]
Is it really? I've always wondered how it tastes.
If I ever have kids I should try some if she allows it.
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#38 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
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#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
#40 to #39 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Me?
#36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
#37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
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#32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
#34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
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#23 - evilhomer (06/22/2014) [-]
#24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
#13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
#14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
#15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
#16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
#17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
#18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
#22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
#11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
#12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
#2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
#4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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