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Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Philippines
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#21 - We used to do this in 4th grade. At first, it was jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on The mastermind +2
#26 - thememegod (07/27/2014) [-]
The almight and glorious Hornet strikes again.
GG though those things are so easy to make me and my freinds would have wars in recess. Till one pussy got hurt and cried to a teacher and the rubber bands got taken away.
No niggerrigged mech pencil could possibly even compare to the pain a hornet could cause.
#50 - Philippines is just Asian Mexico 07/26/2014 on Where each state's largest... +1
#3 - Picture 07/22/2014 on ROCKET man 0
#2 - no ragrets  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on ROCKET man 0
#3 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
#22 - filipino here confirmed. 07/22/2014 on My French Maid Nidalee Cosplay +5
#161 - Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so.. 07/22/2014 on a real hero +2
#159 - nope  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on a real hero +2
User avatar #160 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#161 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so..
#114 - doesn't happen in my country  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2014 on a real hero +3
User avatar #156 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#159 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #160 - capslockrage (07/22/2014) [-]
It actually does, you fucking retard.
#161 - heeveejeevees (07/22/2014) [-]
Well inorder to have a school shooting, you need a school so..
#518 - **heeveejeevees rolls 12,899** Shaniqua 07/21/2014 on Wife is in labor 0
#49 - heh, its funny cuz i actually live right next to a school 07/21/2014 on This is for you FunnyJunk, 0
#1008802 - **** , i forgot to feed my neopet today. 07/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#22 - I once had a classmate who brought a ******* PS3 … 07/20/2014 on Don't touch me +1
#30 - Is it good? what's it called?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Nope +1
User avatar #34 - nyanfatcat (07/20/2014) [-]
Watchmen
#44 - your dog looks like it just got out of a bloody battle. … 07/17/2014 on Inferiority Complex 0
#1005341 - **** . i miss it 07/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1005330 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** Did mount & blade warba…  [+] (36 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1005334 - sannukas (07/16/2014) [-]
It had a free weekend and a -75% discount.
User avatar #1005341 - heeveejeevees (07/16/2014) [-]
fuck. i miss it
User avatar #1005333 - acidjunk (07/16/2014) [-]
For the weekend.
User avatar #1005332 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
I think it was on sale at one point for like 2 bucks
User avatar #1005335 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
who are all these new people
User avatar #1005346 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
do you mean finblob?
User avatar #1005398 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i've been here for like, 7 months is that not good enough for you.
User avatar #1005400 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
No, you'll always be new.
User avatar #1005445 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i'll never be cool in your eyes, will i?
User avatar #1005457 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah
User avatar #1005458 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
then i guess you're a lost cause.
and to think i once thought you were an awesome dewd.
User avatar #1005459 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
That's cause you're all feggits.
User avatar #1005460 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
me and who else?
User avatar #1005462 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
pretty much all of FJ
maybe not adunsaveme, he likes starcraft. that's cool
and the guys playing dota with me are cool too I guess
dragx is probably the biggest feggit.
User avatar #1005467 - dragx (07/16/2014) [-]
You know you luv me ;)
User avatar #1005463 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah that's true
he's nice
moba is a noba for me
am i at least kind of cool?
User avatar #1005466 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
you're not as gay as dragx, is that enough?
User avatar #1005470 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
that's good i guess but how gay am i?
User avatar #1005472 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
As if I know, ask yourself
User avatar #1005475 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
i guess the true answer lies within me
actually, just saying something like that probably makes me way gay
User avatar #1005479 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
there you have it
User avatar #1005481 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
thanks for the personal morality assesment thing
User avatar #1005468 - dragx (07/16/2014) [-]
;)
User avatar #1005347 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
Yes.
He's also a faggot.
#1005399 - finblob (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1005349 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, new people always seem strange. Like they try to fit in or smth.
#1005352 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
yeah
#1005339 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #1005340 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
log in
#1005342 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
what if he doesn't want to
what if i log out
bitch
User avatar #1005343 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
#shotsfired
User avatar #1005337 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
annika, bianca and vincent, they're interns
User avatar #1005350 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
I didn't meet annika or bianca yet. How are they?
User avatar #1005353 - adunsaveme (07/16/2014) [-]
shy as shit. the anons scare them.
User avatar #1005354 - awesomedewd (07/16/2014) [-]
Guess we all have to get those Gold Accounts then.
#1005338 - thisisuser (07/16/2014) [-]
#1004589 - Total war : Rome 2 took me a week to actually know th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1004602 - wisely (07/15/2014) [-]
That looks more like Total War: Rome -4
#1004583 - 1140 Sand ******* tried to invade one of my settl…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1004692 - avatarsarefornoobs (07/15/2014) [-]
arrow towers are so fucking ridiculous. ive fended off a thousand guys with literally nothing but plebs. they couldnt even make it past the front gate, the arrow towers just routed anyone who came near.
User avatar #1004624 - strangesir (07/15/2014) [-]
At first glance that looks quite a bit like Mount & Blade.
User avatar #1004587 - targaryren (07/15/2014) [-]
what game
User avatar #1004589 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
Total war : Rome 2

took me a week to actually know the basics.
#1004602 - wisely (07/15/2014) [-]
That looks more like Total War: Rome -4
#11 - well i was gonna put MILF, but that would give it a new meaning 07/15/2014 on Philippine National Police 0
#7 - actually, it's the philippines so its more of a >get o…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Philippine National Police +3
#9 - dildolicker (07/15/2014) [-]
NPA = New People's Army = Terrorist....
#11 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
well i was gonna put MILF, but that would give it a new meaning
User avatar #8 - ScottP (07/15/2014) [-]
It's more like:

>get off bike
>get mugged
#14 - yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accide… 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +4
#634 - Dota 2 and Total War: Rome 2. MOBA of some famous his… 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +147
#59 - dross (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW I try and 'nap'.
#38 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
no it fuckin doesn't

how am i supposed to set my timer???

"aahhh i'm just about to fall asleap, better set my alarm"

fuck this shit, i also ain't got a fuckin nap-slave to do so.

go fuck yourself with your clever advice on life
User avatar #31 - uzerc (07/15/2014) [-]
It's about 104 minutes for a full cycle nap, since you don't fall asleep right away.
#24 - mewcubed (07/15/2014) [-]
But what if you take three hour naps?
User avatar #36 - keltainenlumi (07/15/2014) [-]
The cycle continues like that. I will live. They will die.
User avatar #71 - jayeti (07/15/2014) [-]
no stacks for you doggy
User avatar #33 - mysticana (07/15/2014) [-]
After a night out I normally just sleep the next day and night. I sleep so much I woke up this morning feeling super tired, because I slept 16 hours
User avatar #13 - kolpster (07/15/2014) [-]
Could of posted that in one comment to avoid whoring...
User avatar #14 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accidentally clicked post whilst the photo is uploading. Before it would just wait until the picture uploaded, but now it's broken.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Acording to my doctor, if you are not narcoleptic powernaping(10-20min) only gets you more tierd.
User avatar #16 - Daeiros (07/15/2014) [-]
I can have full, vivid dreams during a 15 minute power nap
I've been told this means I am narcoleptic, but I don't go to doctors, so I haven't been diagnosed.
User avatar #17 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Been going to the doc for 3 years, still no diagnose. Get my amphetamine prescribed tho so I'll live.
#7 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
this isnt very good advice because everyone's sleep cycle is different. For some people a full sleep cycle might be 60 minutes, some it might be 90, and others it might be 2 hours. Everyone is really different in the way they sleep.
#5 - this should help  [+] (14 new replies) 07/15/2014 on always fucked when I wake up +33
#6 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
#59 - dross (07/15/2014) [-]
MFW I try and 'nap'.
#38 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
no it fuckin doesn't

how am i supposed to set my timer???

"aahhh i'm just about to fall asleap, better set my alarm"

fuck this shit, i also ain't got a fuckin nap-slave to do so.

go fuck yourself with your clever advice on life
User avatar #31 - uzerc (07/15/2014) [-]
It's about 104 minutes for a full cycle nap, since you don't fall asleep right away.
#24 - mewcubed (07/15/2014) [-]
But what if you take three hour naps?
User avatar #36 - keltainenlumi (07/15/2014) [-]
The cycle continues like that. I will live. They will die.
User avatar #71 - jayeti (07/15/2014) [-]
no stacks for you doggy
User avatar #33 - mysticana (07/15/2014) [-]
After a night out I normally just sleep the next day and night. I sleep so much I woke up this morning feeling super tired, because I slept 16 hours
User avatar #13 - kolpster (07/15/2014) [-]
Could of posted that in one comment to avoid whoring...
User avatar #14 - heeveejeevees (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah, when i put the picture inside my first comment, I accidentally clicked post whilst the photo is uploading. Before it would just wait until the picture uploaded, but now it's broken.
User avatar #10 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Acording to my doctor, if you are not narcoleptic powernaping(10-20min) only gets you more tierd.
User avatar #16 - Daeiros (07/15/2014) [-]
I can have full, vivid dreams during a 15 minute power nap
I've been told this means I am narcoleptic, but I don't go to doctors, so I haven't been diagnosed.
User avatar #17 - meanberry (07/15/2014) [-]
Been going to the doc for 3 years, still no diagnose. Get my amphetamine prescribed tho so I'll live.
#7 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
this isnt very good advice because everyone's sleep cycle is different. For some people a full sleep cycle might be 60 minutes, some it might be 90, and others it might be 2 hours. Everyone is really different in the way they sleep.
#41 - I love how the Alliance, the returning champion from TI3, is n… 07/15/2014 on Pimpin' ain't easy +1
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User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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