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heeveejeevees

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Age: 31
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:8/25/2016
Location:Philippines
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#34 - >implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +3
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#37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
#10 - Well to be honest, the Filipinos didn't actually faced the wra…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Schnizel goes on Omegle +37
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#31 - adrianaddyaids (07/30/2014) [-]
If Nazis reached Philippines, our lives would be different and we might not have that much Japanese cars on our roads.

Nonetheless, I'm happy it still happened though. Japanese invading us
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#36 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
Then we would have German cars. GERMAN CARS

Also, In some other news, Japan is now slowly invading Philippines again.
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#27 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
sounds about right.
but this country cares more about finding something to brag about everywhere
#34 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
>implying wooden cock figurines aren't something to brag everywhere
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#37 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
I go to college in a city where those woodcocks are everywhere and my dorm's common room has a wooden cock ashtray.
#108 - adrianaddyaids (08/03/2014) [-]
I know where you live.
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#13 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
And don't forget half-formed chickens.
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#39 - overchill (07/30/2014) [-]
you mean duck, right?
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#81 - captainrattrap (07/30/2014) [-]
Every Filipenigger I know goes crazy about buluc, I don't think they give a fuck... if it's chicken or duck.
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#105 - overchill (07/31/2014) [-]
never liked it tho
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#100 - heeveejeevees (07/30/2014) [-]
It's balot and it's duck, not chicken.

can't post pic, might be banned for gore, but it's a local delicacy here. It's like cheetos here.
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#106 - captainrattrap (07/31/2014) [-]
You filipeniggers don't care much what you eat. If it's a chicken you'd fucking eat it.Shit, if it's a human fetus you'd probably eat it. You fuckers don't care. Another Filipino delicacy? Baby monkey. That's right, you eat your own children you sick island cannibals. I wish the Filipines had been raped and murdered, and stripped of it's culture like the Americas. Then maybe we wouldn't have so many of you ugly assholes coming on boats.

Yes, this is a rant, but FUCK you island monkeys.
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#107 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
That's nice honey.
#93 - >implying being sexy is not a sin  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#78 - "I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Burn 0
#89 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
God i hope not, there are some sexy female teachers
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#93 - heeveejeevees (07/29/2014) [-]
>implying being sexy is not a sin
#94 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
no but if being a female teacher was a sin i would kill myself, fantasy lost and all that
#99 - synthane (07/29/2014) [-]
But what if it was a sexy succubus teacher?
#100 - karrotj (07/29/2014) [-]
fusion of two fetishes?! HELL YEAH
#15769 - tfw no longer be able to fit cuz my allowance got cut-off and … 07/29/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24 - Oh thanks, I appre- Hey, that's not my name.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Camels +23
#25 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
Goofd it agen
#20 - If Barack Obama = 10 Camels then I'm probably worth 1…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Camels +37
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#23 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
You're worth one houndred thousang strong, sexy camels to me, Heeveeheevees
#24 - heeveejeevees (07/29/2014) [-]
Oh thanks, I appre-

Hey, that's not my name.
#25 - sigmundisdabest (07/29/2014) [-]
Goofd it agen
#21 - We used to do this in 4th grade. At first, it was jus…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on The mastermind +2
#26 - thememegod (07/27/2014) [-]
The almight and glorious Hornet strikes again.
GG though those things are so easy to make me and my freinds would have wars in recess. Till one pussy got hurt and cried to a teacher and the rubber bands got taken away.
No niggerrigged mech pencil could possibly even compare to the pain a hornet could cause.
#50 - Philippines is just Asian Mexico 07/26/2014 on Where each state's largest... +1
#3 - Picture 07/22/2014 on ROCKET man 0