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Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:11/01/2014
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#13 - Lt. Ross sure let herself go after the homunculus was destroyed.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Tumblr +13
#30 - feelythefeel (01/15/2014) [-]
What's the deal with fags and FMA?
#27 - then you only pay half the price.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2014 on i want this +25
User avatar #66 - wheteverlol (01/15/2014) [-]
As if someone is gonna pick the slice that gets to pay the other half
User avatar #93 - rihardololz (01/15/2014) [-]
they must pick all the same time
User avatar #116 - jmezfm (01/15/2014) [-]
that requires extensive amounts of planning

i dont know what my stomach wants to do or hoe many slices will appease its rampant anger and self-hate
User avatar #89 - daentraya (01/15/2014) [-]
As if someone wouldn't want to eat that last slice.
#14 - thanks, but i mean a real article. the description is…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/14/2014 on It doesn't work.... +1
User avatar #64 - cmilanes (01/15/2014) [-]
well i looked at the video comments, and most of them claim for technical reasons that the video is fake. So i don't think there is a real story behind it...
#34 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from that fucking tiger in the middle of what looks like the inside of a gas station Joe
#18 - kinginthenorth (01/14/2014) [-]
Now i'm stuck with "Cotton eye Joe" in my head.
User avatar #44 - fuzzysixx (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you for infecting me.
#45 - kinginthenorth (01/14/2014) [-]
A pleasure.
User avatar #28 - keltainenlumi (01/14/2014) [-]
Damn it. You infected me as well!
User avatar #26 - harbingerwolf (01/14/2014) [-]
Where did he go?

Where'd he come from that Cotton Eye Joe....
#40 - I look forward to it. There better be flying canadian bears th… 01/14/2014 on Pugs Of War +1
#35 - Question : Is this another MOBA game?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Pugs Of War +1
User avatar #39 - sharkyandgeorge (01/14/2014) [-]
its a "Real Time Tactical" game, there is far more strategy involved than a classic MOBA like League of Legends. It involves building and personalizing an army, thinking out your attack plan, and killing things with pugs.
A good way to think of it is a cross between Starcraft / Total War and Tekken.
#40 - heeveejeevees (01/14/2014) [-]
I look forward to it. There better be flying canadian bears that shoot lasers through their eyes.
#9 - actual source please?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2014 on It doesn't work.... +2
User avatar #12 - cmilanes (01/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - heeveejeevees (01/14/2014) [-]
thanks, but i mean a real article.

the description is just about how the tiger 'attacked' the store and rant how it's very dangerous.

how'd it get there?
where'd it came from?
User avatar #64 - cmilanes (01/15/2014) [-]
well i looked at the video comments, and most of them claim for technical reasons that the video is fake. So i don't think there is a real story behind it...
#34 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Where did he come from? Where did he go? Where did he come from that fucking tiger in the middle of what looks like the inside of a gas station Joe
#18 - kinginthenorth (01/14/2014) [-]
Now i'm stuck with "Cotton eye Joe" in my head.
User avatar #44 - fuzzysixx (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you for infecting me.
#45 - kinginthenorth (01/14/2014) [-]
A pleasure.
User avatar #28 - keltainenlumi (01/14/2014) [-]
Damn it. You infected me as well!
User avatar #26 - harbingerwolf (01/14/2014) [-]
Where did he go?

Where'd he come from that Cotton Eye Joe....
#12 - The only picture i could find when we did it. The yel… 01/14/2014 on LoL 0
#104 - is bait. no 01/14/2014 on Dear lobbyist, go fuck... +3
#44 - boy pickup. 01/14/2014 on Seat +2
#14 - something something illuminating  [+] (6 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Cleverbot +44
#15 - anon (01/13/2014) [-]
well arent you a bright one
User avatar #20 - comexx (01/13/2014) [-]
Well, look at the bright side, at least he tried.
User avatar #32 - omenaaa (01/13/2014) [-]
Hello, I am Nelson Mandela and I am here to teach you about candela.
User avatar #40 - xplosevdiarrhea (01/13/2014) [-]
Nobody can hold a candle to your pun skills.
User avatar #47 - omenaaa (01/13/2014) [-]
No one here is educated enough to know that candela is an SI-unit that measures luminous intensity.
User avatar #62 - redtooth (01/13/2014) [-]
that's high school level knowledge, so I doubt that they didn't know it, just that they weren't too impressed with the pun because the mandela part was a stretch. But it doesn't deserve the thumbs down, mind you.
#161 - It's for the audience. 01/12/2014 on I laugh +1
#149 - Oh it's a pun. 01/12/2014 on Gears of War 0
#135 - Nothing beats your intelligence too.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Gears of War 0
User avatar #140 - DontDeleteMeAgain (01/12/2014) [-]
the misspell was intentional
User avatar #149 - heeveejeevees (01/12/2014) [-]
Oh it's a pun.
#144 - is bait 01/11/2014 on DBZ Flipbook 0
#99 - i request Filipino man! 01/10/2014 on Romanian Man 0
#5 - well scuse me for living under a rock  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on helping out +81
User avatar #6 - xdiabolicx (01/09/2014) [-]
I can understand why you are confused. smh does not fit very well in this scenario.
User avatar #40 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/10/2014) [-]
there is a picture of black man next to the text. of course it do
#3 - is that like masturbating? or just literally shaking one's head.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on helping out +23
User avatar #4 - sincomai (01/09/2014) [-]
you being serious right now?
#43 - alphadolan (01/10/2014) [-]
Not all of us go to middle school anymore
#5 - heeveejeevees (01/09/2014) [-]
well scuse me for living under a rock
User avatar #6 - xdiabolicx (01/09/2014) [-]
I can understand why you are confused. smh does not fit very well in this scenario.
User avatar #40 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/10/2014) [-]
there is a picture of black man next to the text. of course it do
#1 - what's smh? so much honesty?  [+] (10 new replies) 01/09/2014 on helping out +20
#42 - anon (01/10/2014) [-]
"suck my hymen"
User avatar #9 - tylersawyer (01/09/2014) [-]
Shaking my head.
#8 - xenderx (01/09/2014) [-]
#2 - sincomai (01/09/2014) [-]
shaking my head
User avatar #3 - heeveejeevees (01/09/2014) [-]
is that like masturbating? or just literally shaking one's head.
User avatar #4 - sincomai (01/09/2014) [-]
you being serious right now?
#43 - alphadolan (01/10/2014) [-]
Not all of us go to middle school anymore
#5 - heeveejeevees (01/09/2014) [-]
well scuse me for living under a rock
User avatar #6 - xdiabolicx (01/09/2014) [-]
I can understand why you are confused. smh does not fit very well in this scenario.
User avatar #40 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/10/2014) [-]
there is a picture of black man next to the text. of course it do
#152 - can someone the plot of K-ON?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Thanks Yui 0
User avatar #154 - darkor (01/11/2014) [-]
Plot? What does that mean?
#9 - title is forget 01/08/2014 on ring is forget 0
#9 - Though I don't have any face. SKUUUUUUUUUL…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Dying of laugher +64
User avatar #37 - ekkeerr (01/08/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #11 - kanatana (01/08/2014) [-]
You get my thumb, my good sir, and may the wind always fill your sails and ruffle your afro.
#19 - The ability to shoot laser beams through open eyes every time … 01/07/2014 on Useful powers 0
#793318 - oh thanks. have this random gif i found laying around my desktop 01/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#793303 - they have one in dota 2 right?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #793313 - THEKILLERK (01/07/2014) [-]
don't know i don't play dota 2 so i haven't really looked but if they don't. someone will most probably make one soon
#793318 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2014) [-]
oh thanks. have this random gif i found laying around my desktop
#793285 - t-they have a site dedicated to whether steam is down.. im impress  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #793291 - THEKILLERK (01/07/2014) [-]
they also have one for tf2 as well status.tf2lists.com/
User avatar #793303 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2014) [-]
they have one in dota 2 right?
User avatar #793313 - THEKILLERK (01/07/2014) [-]
don't know i don't play dota 2 so i haven't really looked but if they don't. someone will most probably make one soon
#793318 - heeveejeevees (01/07/2014) [-]
oh thanks. have this random gif i found laying around my desktop
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#38 - tridaak (09/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #38 - heeveejeevees (09/02/2014) [-]
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
WHAT MORTAL IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ENTER MY SANCTUARY.
User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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