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Age: 29
Consoles Owned: PC, PSP
Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:9/02/2014
Location:Philippines
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#30 - Found a sweet package deal for only 200$. with pokemon Y and r…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on 3DS-tan showcase 0
#34 - angelious (08/22/2014) [-]
you need loads of money
#22 - been trying to save up money to buy a 3DS. Still far from what…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on 3DS-tan showcase 0
#28 - angelious (08/22/2014) [-]
grap it while you can
#30 - heeveejeevees (08/22/2014) [-]
Found a sweet package deal for only 200$. with pokemon Y and rune factory 4.
#34 - angelious (08/22/2014) [-]
you need loads of money
#193 - Picture 08/22/2014 on Beaten at their own... +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2014 on I couldn't afford a table +56
User avatar #52 - hattheifbatman (08/21/2014) [-]
In going in
Tell my wife i died with money
#31 - mamaluweegee (08/21/2014) [-]
But it's illegal to launder money...
#48 - beardgasm (08/21/2014) [-]
#34 - jubnik (08/21/2014) [-]
#73 - uzimakelover (08/21/2014) [-]
#207 - We need a new Hitler. 08/20/2014 on Cheating for good reviews +11
#43 - would you mind telling me the basic trading system? I love the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Strategy Games 0
User avatar #47 - motherfuckingkenji (08/19/2014) [-]
Build houses for people to live in.
Build more houses.
Build fisheries to feed those people.
Build more fisheries because apparently 3 is not quite enough fisheries.
Sell the resulting large quantities of excess fish to other factions and ship some to your other islands.
Build more houses for more money because apparently selling 1,000 tons of fish doesn't get you as much money as you needed.



Really all you need is the biggest island you can find specifically for almost nothing but houses. Try to outsource their item needs (like tea/liquor, foods, etc.) to other islands specifically for farming and just keep filling that one island with houses. Also to make sure to adjust their taxes accordingly when you do things like building more houses or when you finally get to the next tier.
It's all in the houses.
#323 - Hail Genghis Khan 08/19/2014 on Which pill do you take? 0
#320 - we all know who are forefather is  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Which pill do you take? 0
User avatar #321 - hattheifbatman (08/19/2014) [-]
But, we all go down to even before the first humans, up to the first cell, which divided to make everything else
#323 - heeveejeevees (08/19/2014) [-]
Hail Genghis Khan
#31 - >blue pill >brings back first prehistoric ancestor o…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/18/2014 on Which pill do you take? +251
User avatar #363 - niggymon (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't think he would last that long to live on this world though. He would an ancient human whose immune system is too out of date to keep up with the environment of today, with one simple handshake you could infect and kill him in under a week.
User avatar #362 - reloyjerkins (08/19/2014) [-]
MOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEYYY
#279 - OldSnake (08/19/2014) [-]
Did you just pimp your own ancestor for science?

I LIKE IT!
User avatar #144 - shallowandpedantic (08/18/2014) [-]
Of all the answers, this is one of the clevererest. But I'd bring back JFK. You would be a made man.
User avatar #188 - chimpaflimp (08/18/2014) [-]
FAMILY MEMBER.
#198 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
It doesn't say that must be member of your family though.
User avatar #200 - chimpaflimp (08/18/2014) [-]
Reread the comment, you blithering idiot. "Bring a FAMILY MEMBER back from the dead".
User avatar #209 - sharklazers (08/18/2014) [-]
Family member can be somebody else's family
User avatar #210 - chimpaflimp (08/18/2014) [-]
Now you're just being pedantic.
#242 - crispyhobo (08/18/2014) [-]
well, technically we are all part of the same family if we go back far enough...
#278 - xxlilxxdz (08/19/2014) [-]
we didnt all come from one person you shit
its not like some random guy gave birth to an african then to an asian
User avatar #312 - hattheifbatman (08/19/2014) [-]
Technically yes we did
#320 - heeveejeevees (08/19/2014) [-]
we all know who are forefather is
User avatar #321 - hattheifbatman (08/19/2014) [-]
But, we all go down to even before the first humans, up to the first cell, which divided to make everything else
#323 - heeveejeevees (08/19/2014) [-]
Hail Genghis Khan
#109 - tempman (08/18/2014) [-]
I know not everyone likes these kinds of gifs but I thought you would still like a gif version anyway.
#31 - Nevermind, found it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on WAIT FOR IT.... 0
User avatar #32 - yournaivemother (08/18/2014) [-]
yes
#29 - Post the Internet porn one.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on WAIT FOR IT.... +1
#30 - yournaivemother (08/18/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #31 - heeveejeevees (08/18/2014) [-]
Internet Porn- Da Vinci's Notebook

Nevermind, found it.
User avatar #32 - yournaivemother (08/18/2014) [-]
yes
#499 - i want to be less productive with my life. 08/17/2014 on Need mods for my imageboard 0
#2562 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card +8
#2549 - **heeveejeevees rolls 0** singles and I win  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Win a $50 visa card +7
#2562 - heeveejeevees (08/15/2014) [-]
#4442 - **heeveejeevees rolls 422,722** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#320 - maybe he should change where ads are? those spots are better f… 08/11/2014 on help me do layout 0
#304 - maybe here big brother admin  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2014 on help me do layout 0
User avatar #311 - puffyclouds (08/11/2014) [-]
no, ads are there
you probably have adblock so you can't see it
User avatar #320 - heeveejeevees (08/11/2014) [-]
maybe he should change where ads are? those spots are better for something like boards
#11 - opposite effect? everytime you jizz, you yawn?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2014 on Anon on antidepressants +83
User avatar #25 - rdnyan (08/09/2014) [-]
You know how awful it would be if you'd have sex with "your gf" and you just yawn after it.
User avatar #19 - demigodofmadness (08/09/2014) [-]
Apparently he meant ED
User avatar #13 - unfairlybanned (08/09/2014) [-]
No, it just doesnt make you hard.
User avatar #22 - loganmadder (08/09/2014) [-]
So what you meant to say is, it's normal. Like a doctor doesn't have to come up to you and say ' Hey, don't worry, you won't jizz if you yawn'
User avatar #32 - unfairlybanned (08/09/2014) [-]
No, like side-effects are that you cant get hard.
#131 - ohh i get it now. thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID 0
User avatar #137 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
no problem my foreign friend!
#128 - Im still confused, and it's probably my lack of english speaki…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2014 on 13 x 7 = 28 STOOPID 0
User avatar #130 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
"Did you ever got to school, stupid?" - Bespectacled Gentleman asking him if he ever went to school, and calling him stupid.

Lou Costello, being the awesome motherfucker he is, hears him say "Did you ever go to school stupid?" Taking the question as meaning "Did you ever go to school with a lack of education?" To which he replies "Yes sir, and I came out the same way."

Meaning he had gone to school with no education and left school still having no education.
User avatar #131 - heeveejeevees (08/09/2014) [-]
ohh i get it now. thanks
User avatar #137 - immatakeaduty (08/09/2014) [-]
no problem my foreign friend!
#201 - Me and some cousins had a sleepover when we were 12. One cousi… 08/08/2014 on Sleeptalk stories 0
#75 - So wait You're Russian and Jap then that mea…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Myths About Russia +1
User avatar #97 - bizengaust (08/07/2014) [-]
ha ha no just Russian. I only work in Japan, although I am engaged to a Japanese future so perhaps our future child...
#171 - sauce is moymoy palaboy and roadfill they're famous f… 08/07/2014 on You know you watch too much... +1
#31 - >smart as **** it's true tho, they're… 08/06/2014 on Cute and psycho 0
#38 - Your bastard child 08/04/2014 on Of relations -1
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User avatar #36 - tehubernation (08/30/2014) [-]
You seem agitated.
User avatar #37 to #36 - heeveejeevees (08/31/2014) [-]
can i help you?
#26 - hikewne ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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