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heeveejeevees

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#1104377 - hint : slowest internet in Asia philippines  [+] (31 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Video Games 0
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#1104391 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey, I recently had instant noodles produced in the Philippines. Nearly died.
#1104394 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
I'd advise you to not buy anything food related here in the Philippines.

except you got it fresh.
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#1104395 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was just the only brand they had at the time, since everything else had run out. I have learned from my painful mistake.
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#1104396 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
lemme guess, was it LuckyMe?
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#1104397 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea. Didn't even look at the name.
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#1104398 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, hope you have a fast recovery

dun die nigga, the world needs you
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#1104406 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that was a couple of days ago. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not, but I have plenty of experience with near food poisoning and I can tell when shit's gonna hit the fan (or my underwear) and react in time.
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#1104378 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey I know a girl from philippines. Where are you exactly from?
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#1104380 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Cebu.

Probably a chance of .0000001% knowing her.
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#1104382 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
wtf she was from Cebu too. Considering youre having any friends, do you have any girl "friends"?
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#1104383 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, yes. plenty in fact, but out of 1.1 million population here, i still have a slight chance of knowing her. got a name?
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#1104384 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Well arent you a pussy destroyer? how many of those chicks has tasted heevee's jeevees?
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#1104385 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
idk but you guys but in my country, we're really friendly towards each other.
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#1104386 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
so what are you their sassy gay friend?
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#1104388 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Probably? probably not.
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#1104389 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah but they prolly think youre gay unless you have a gf.
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#1104392 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends?
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#1104400 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I dunno why it went "hideall" on you tho sorry about that.
#1104399 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
This is what he said:
« Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends? »

Nigga youre the one who's too shy to make a move. If you "hangout" with them for too long without havin a gf of course they'd think youre gay.
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#1104402 - ianistheman (11/21/2014) [-]
The fuck are you talking about
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#1104405 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
talkin about killin some time.
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#1104401 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Let me really clear up things for you.

1. I do have girl 'friends'
2. I do not ALWAYS hangout with them.
3. I am, in no way, said I was betaboi who whines about friendzone
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#1104404 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
nigguh, you're giving me relationship advice which i don't even need.


how is this even related to the fact I have pokemon ORAS
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#1104407 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
but do you have a gf?
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#1104409 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope, but i have a crush on someone. Does that count?
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#1104410 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
is that crush of yours are among your girl "friends" ?
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#1104414 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
so there's a limit on how much you can reply.

Anyways, I don't know what you're up to, but it was nice chatting with you.
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#1104415 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not up to anything dumbo I just asked you a question.
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#1104411 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope. she used to, but was highschool moments. Haven't have contacts in the past few years.
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#1104412 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
how long have you have a crush on her?
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#1104403 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
whatever you say gay boi.
#1104375 - The only advantage i've had living in this 3rd world country.  [+] (42 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Video Games 0
#1104430 - anon (11/21/2014) [-]
Atleast we get 200 potions.....right?
#1104408 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
Meanwhile here in Europe.


Then again, at least we're getting a steelbook for pre-order instead of 100 NORMAL POTIONS, AMERICA.
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#1104413 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
We get nothin out of pre-orders except the fact that we can get it first.
#1104418 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
Well we're getting this.
#1104421 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit that's awesome
#1104425 - octaviano (11/21/2014) [-]
And america's getting 100 potions instead of that. m8.
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#1104426 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
better than us getting nothing tho.


except first
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#1104379 - tentaquil (11/21/2014) [-]
gibe me
#1104381 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
i giff mana
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#1104376 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
which country?
#1104377 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
hint : slowest internet in Asia

philippines
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#1104391 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey, I recently had instant noodles produced in the Philippines. Nearly died.
#1104394 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
I'd advise you to not buy anything food related here in the Philippines.

except you got it fresh.
User avatar
#1104395 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was just the only brand they had at the time, since everything else had run out. I have learned from my painful mistake.
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#1104396 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
lemme guess, was it LuckyMe?
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#1104397 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea. Didn't even look at the name.
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#1104398 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, hope you have a fast recovery

dun die nigga, the world needs you
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#1104406 - thechosentroll (11/21/2014) [-]
Nah, that was a couple of days ago. I'm not sure if it's a good thing or not, but I have plenty of experience with near food poisoning and I can tell when shit's gonna hit the fan (or my underwear) and react in time.
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#1104378 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Hey I know a girl from philippines. Where are you exactly from?
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#1104380 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Cebu.

Probably a chance of .0000001% knowing her.
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#1104382 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
wtf she was from Cebu too. Considering youre having any friends, do you have any girl "friends"?
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#1104383 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Well, yes. plenty in fact, but out of 1.1 million population here, i still have a slight chance of knowing her. got a name?
User avatar
#1104384 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
Well arent you a pussy destroyer? how many of those chicks has tasted heevee's jeevees?
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#1104385 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
idk but you guys but in my country, we're really friendly towards each other.
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#1104386 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
so what are you their sassy gay friend?
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#1104388 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Probably? probably not.
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#1104389 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
yeah but they prolly think youre gay unless you have a gf.
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#1104392 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends?
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#1104400 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I dunno why it went "hideall" on you tho sorry about that.
#1104399 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
This is what he said:
« Wow, you're really assuming girls thinks you're gay just because you only hangout with them. That's fucked up man, have you hangout with any real friends? »

Nigga youre the one who's too shy to make a move. If you "hangout" with them for too long without havin a gf of course they'd think youre gay.
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#1104402 - ianistheman (11/21/2014) [-]
The fuck are you talking about
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#1104405 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
talkin about killin some time.
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#1104401 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Let me really clear up things for you.

1. I do have girl 'friends'
2. I do not ALWAYS hangout with them.
3. I am, in no way, said I was betaboi who whines about friendzone
User avatar
#1104404 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
nigguh, you're giving me relationship advice which i don't even need.


how is this even related to the fact I have pokemon ORAS
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#1104407 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
but do you have a gf?
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#1104409 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope, but i have a crush on someone. Does that count?
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#1104410 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
is that crush of yours are among your girl "friends" ?
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#1104414 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
so there's a limit on how much you can reply.

Anyways, I don't know what you're up to, but it was nice chatting with you.
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#1104415 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm not up to anything dumbo I just asked you a question.
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#1104411 - heeveejeevees (11/21/2014) [-]
Nope. she used to, but was highschool moments. Haven't have contacts in the past few years.
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#1104412 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
how long have you have a crush on her?
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#1104403 - kingofunnyjunk (11/21/2014) [-]
whatever you say gay boi.
#32 - **heeveejeevees rolled image ** oh ok 11/20/2014 on ◄ ◄ ◄ 0
#21 - dont get me wrong, but aren't they just the same?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on ◄ ◄ ◄ 0
#31 - anon (11/20/2014) [-]
no lmfao you ignorant fuck
flapjacks, pancakes, hotcakes and waffles are very different from each other
#32 - heeveejeevees (11/20/2014) [-]
**heeveejeevees rolled image** oh ok
#59 - exactly. 11/19/2014 on When you can't find good porn 0
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#59 - heeveejeevees (11/19/2014) [-]
exactly.
#50 - thehandofgod (11/19/2014) [-]
More like this



hint: Challenger explosion yo
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#17 - thebrownbomber (11/19/2014) [-]
circlejerk?
#13 - anon (11/18/2014) [-]
You should probably see a doctor about that.
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hole's a hole
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