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Age: 29
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Video Games Played: Mostly RTS and ARTS
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Interests: Vidya games
Date Signed Up:10/05/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
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Content Ranking:#1904
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Highest Content Rank:#411
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#73 - Picture 03/30/2014 on HL3 confirmed +10
#74 - so is this, no one knows why we do it.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on I guarantee it +36
User avatar #98 - cossackwhoop (03/30/2014) [-]
What is it, anyway?
User avatar #88 - lokiwins (03/30/2014) [-]
iluminarty
User avatar #75 - Awesomecarrot (03/30/2014) [-]
Shit son I drew those things all the time. And cubes.
User avatar #81 - friedgreenpomatoes (03/30/2014) [-]
I just drew Trogdor. Still do sometimes.
#48 - Richard Wagner (creator of Parsifal) didn't finish the last ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on HL3 confirmed +119
#102 - thewellfuckguy (03/30/2014) [-]
Damn.
#68 - dross (03/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - jfbyers (03/30/2014) [-]
so you're telling me i have to wait 25 years for HL3?
#73 - heeveejeevees (03/30/2014) [-]
#116 - just go with it 03/29/2014 on Lost and Found +1
#42 - i love how they're speaking wingdings  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Lost and Found +16
User avatar #111 - cormy (03/29/2014) [-]
Those aren't wingdings at all...
User avatar #116 - heeveejeevees (03/29/2014) [-]
just go with it
#766 - Comment deleted 03/28/2014 on FJ March 27th Update 0
#872446 - thank you kindly 03/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#872416 - gib hats in tf2 plox  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #872445 - samous (03/26/2014) [-]
sent ;)
#872446 - heeveejeevees (03/26/2014) [-]
thank you kindly
#111 - Anime is eastern cartoons. 03/25/2014 on Quality Ash 1 +9
#60 - **** you OP, i never thought I could laugh at this site. 03/23/2014 on Anime physics +23
#115 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Youtube 0
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#103 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Youtube +2
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#21 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Youtube +80
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#869277 - nope 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#869234 - pack your bags and move out, we're going to south korea  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#869236 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
didn't you watch Free To Play? Gaming is HUGE over there.
#869277 - heeveejeevees (03/23/2014) [-]
nope
#4848 - are you girls even trying? 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#711 - >bloody vision 03/21/2014 on Assasins name +1
#39 - I'll just go "impress me." dude gave m…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on It happens to all of us +3
User avatar #44 - afroadam (03/20/2014) [-]
i have a semi nappy afro (im on dat one white and one black parent status) and people tell me to get a mohawk all the time. an afro-mohawk...too bad Frohawk is already taken...
#42 - dalgaard (03/20/2014) [-]
Wow i feel so bad for that kid, but his expression is so god damn funny.

Thank you lol.
#41 - duvallwhitey (03/20/2014) [-]
I want to get a mowhawk sometime. But I also want to get a job.
Pic unrelated
#16 - Fun fact: it's a sport on Japan called Pen spinning  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2014 on After years of boredom at... +14
User avatar #87 - tehinternetzguy (03/19/2014) [-]
on japan
#32 - OP pls give me your blessing on losing weight. I'm st…  [+] (19 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Thank you Admin, you... +157
#522 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Get a job in construction, it will change your life, in 1 year i have gone from 5`11 230 pounds to 165 pounds, and the looks i get from girls now are more addicting than any drug or food i`ve ever had. it`s not a career i want to do forever, but i feel like i hacked life getting paid to get fit
#434 - crocodilelord (03/17/2014) [-]
You can do it man! It wont be easy but if you work at it and stick with it you can become whatever you want. You have my support.
#339 - kalijamaha (03/17/2014) [-]
i lost weight from 123kg to about 95kg just with controlling portion sizes of my meals and i stopped eating after 19:00 (or 7PM), i had a bad habit eating at nights/and/or evenings . I know how hard is to start that weightloss process and all that, but when i heard my friends saying that i had lost some weight and that i can drop more that gave me so much energy and willpower to continue this thing. Now typing this i weight 80kg and it feels like im almost in a different body that has no problem walking 8km to..somewhere just lost my thinking here so all i want to say is that YOU CAN DO IT, patience and determination will get you to your goal. Good luck !
User avatar #302 - cannibalvegan (03/17/2014) [-]
My best tip for you is to do nothing except for only eating 2000 calories a day, I calculated how much you burn a day while doing nothing and it's about 2800, meaning that you would burn 800 calories a day if you didn't exercise, but eating only 2000 calories. 500 calories a day is great too so if 2000 isn't enough, try 2300 calories a day and you will shed the pounds, brother.

Of course you should start exercising too, but only do that when your weight loss starts to slow down.

Peace.
#205 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
at 6'1, 180 and around 8% BF, Easily a decent way to lose some weight would be to do some cardio before lifting. (INB4 BAD 4 GAINZ). Cardio will help burn some calories, while lifting weights increases your metabolism ( which will help shed some pounds). Also eating healthy (Inb4 salad) will help you cut and stay lean. Just cut Soda and fastfood, and maybe eat at home a little more and take the time to really cook your own food. Idk, Make some friends and get some experience and take a cooking class, Not only will it help with good cooking, but the bitches love a man who can cook.
#535 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Wrong, you lift before cardio to deplete glycogen storage and burn more fat.
User avatar #195 - chillingbear (03/17/2014) [-]
You don't need anyone but yourself to tell yourself to start. Fuck that motivational bullshit. Change for yourself, not because of someone else or because they gave you "hope".
User avatar #175 - IamKingNothing (03/17/2014) [-]
21, 5'11 190 lbs, i weighted 230 august of last year...
User avatar #176 - IamKingNothing (03/17/2014) [-]
Change your diet, and join a gym thats what i did.
User avatar #143 - hysteriaward (03/17/2014) [-]
what worked for me was getting a paper route, your basically getting paid to do exercise, win win
User avatar #128 - studbeefpile (03/17/2014) [-]
Just go for a half hour walk every morning on a fasted stomach (don't eat anything before walking), and drink shittons of water.

That alone will get you some decent progress, and you don't need any external resources for it.
User avatar #180 - thatonetyler (03/17/2014) [-]
or he could just diet and not feel like complete shit when working out with nothing in his body
User avatar #181 - studbeefpile (03/17/2014) [-]
>walking

>working out

I powerlift on an empty stomach, it's not that hard once you adjust to it, and it's great for losing weight.
User avatar #185 - thatonetyler (03/17/2014) [-]
well true, but if you eat properly you can burn just as much calories as you would if you didnt eat before doing some activities, and working out on a empty stomach can be unhealthy for you. See what i do instead of eating cereal or pancakes, i make a protein shake with strawberries,blueberries,raspberries, bananas, peanut butter, wheat oats, and protein, then i let it settle, then work out. and from doing this i have food in my system and i feel a lot better doing this than i would with no food, trust me i worked out for 3 months over the summer without food in my system in the mornings and yes i lost weight but i felt like shit, but when i made shakes when i got back in the fall i was able to do the same work out but a lot better because i had food in me, but it does differentiate from person to person
User avatar #190 - studbeefpile (03/17/2014) [-]
I used to be the same way. If I worked out in a fasted state I felt awful, but, I started intermittent fasting, my body adjusted to it, and now it's no problem, as well as being more efficient for weight loss in my case.

By the way, I'm not just a random keyboard warrior, I'm a competitive Powerlifter.
User avatar #191 - thatonetyler (03/17/2014) [-]
ahh, im not a random keyboard warrior either, but still i guess it depends what type of body you're going for, for me i work on everything, and am trying to get tone, not gain mass, that why i drink a shake in the morning because i am on a diet
#304 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
you seem pretty random bro

"tone"

fuck you
User avatar #366 - thatonetyler (03/17/2014) [-]
kinda running on no sleep, so thats why im being random, and fuck you to sir.
#37 - jnovuse (03/17/2014) [-]
You have my blessing to change your BMI. Don't worry about your weight, that will work itself out.
#129 - pls add the Punisher. 03/17/2014 on Wolverine Facts 0
#7 - Picture 03/16/2014 on Awww +17
#110 - The roundness of your skull offends me. 03/16/2014 on Ki-Adi-Mundi +4
#862848 - is it permanent tho?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #862851 - huntergriff (03/16/2014) [-]
hell, you can even be permabanned for having an emblem not created with the rockstar emblem creator.

Like say if i wanted a lightsaber as my emblem. i could be banned for having it.
User avatar #862850 - huntergriff (03/16/2014) [-]
it's not, but it can be. people in bad sport lobbies tend to be raging fags. they'll report you for anything and in some cases can get you banned permanently.
#862834 - idk, i recently got it and it's better than most games i played. 03/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
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User avatar #32 to #26 - heeveejeevees (07/31/2014) [-]
ahh well i was expecting more of 'art lessons' but this is helpful too
User avatar #34 to #32 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
Ohhh.... Well, if I find something I will let you know
#31 to #26 - hikewne (07/31/2014) [-]
This is pretty useful if you just eat something from your fridge and wonder why your stomach hurts
User avatar #24 to #23 - heeveejeevees (06/23/2014) [-]
muh bread finally arrived
User avatar #13 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
i found a worm hole
should i jump in it?
User avatar #14 to #13 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
if you're able to keep your sanity up go for it. exploring is fun and you need to find a good spot to camp.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
well about 200 bees just killed me so i gotta start another new game
User avatar #16 to #15 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
Ha. thats what you get for stealing a hive. Don't do anything to hives yet if you don't have the bee hat.
User avatar #17 to #16 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
It was very dark so i burned down all of the trees
the trees were pretty pissed and started to kill me
User avatar #18 to #17 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
pretty much everything that moves is trying to kill you.
#19 to #18 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
this is going to be fun
#20 to #19 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
build something like this
#21 to #20 - mysterie (03/27/2013) [-]
maybe :3
So what is this thing i found?
User avatar #22 to #21 - heeveejeevees (03/27/2013) [-]
That's one of those recent patch. I still dunno what that does but I heard it'll make you resurrect there when you die.
User avatar #11 - schatgraver (02/13/2013) [-]
hey, you only have like 10 items, that just too little, sorry!
User avatar #12 to #11 - heeveejeevees (02/13/2013) [-]
okay np :)
User avatar #2 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
you're cute
#3 to #2 - heeveejeevees (10/31/2012) [-]
well this is the first

thanks, you too

like i saw you already
User avatar #4 to #3 - kamisamamema (10/31/2012) [-]
i would so fap to that yellow face
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