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- Whoever made this needs to educate themselves on the bible a l…
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(5 hours ago)
Even though the Bible has many violent parts in the Old Testament the New Testament changes this [and the NT is what Christians primarily believe in (Christ-ian)]. Also Christians are not currently committing atrocities. They did in the past, no doubt about that, but its not a current problem that needs to be dealt with.
(2 hours ago)
NT doesn't change anything, it just adds on to the old testament, Jesus himself supposedly said so. And christians ARE committing atrocities still... you just don't hear about it because it's in the land nobody gives a shit about, AKA Africa.
(6 hours ago)
I did , and it is significantly less violant than any of the Islamic scriptures.
Altough funnily. In the Islamic ones you can see that Muhammed himself was not an believer of his own religion and that virtually everything he said and did was purely out of convience. Which later on about 20-30 years after his death has been written into a funny little Book.
While the bible has lot's of retarded storys from other people and cultures that have been changed just in a way that it makes sense , for the believer at least , that it is something. Also lots of contradiction in the storys and lots of retardation - like a fucking wizard battle between an egyptian Pharao and Moses , where funnily enough moses has the power of god at his disposal , or at least a portion of it depending on the translation , and the pharao used his and his gods powers and somehow the god of the gods powers where equal to that of some random king dude. Kinda makes one wonder what the deal about god is if that fucker is actually that weak and offers little compared to other religions.
Still there are differences between them. The Quran is purely based on ideolgy , while the bible at least to some degree has functioning laws and rulings that are necessary for any society.
Like don't fuck your neihbour , don't be a dick , listen to your elders , don't steal , be nice to each other etc
short they are often times the basis of an coherent society.
(7 hours ago)
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