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Date Signed Up:8/10/2012
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Times Content Favorited:1446 times
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#66 - Isn't their a lego bible 03/02/2015 on No one ever asked for it. +2
#2 - Dude much better collection than other losers keep up the good work 03/02/2015 on Random Webms numbah 2 0
#473 - Testing for my color 03/01/2015 on Name color strawpoll in... -1
#26 - Picture 02/28/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +39
#2 - Picture 02/28/2015 on Thank you moonman +2
#8 - He is also a plastic surgeon 02/23/2015 on Danky Kang 0
#35 - Mfw white male into black chicks  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on My faith in 2D girls was... +7
#154 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/23/2015) [-]
Good taste.
#41 - anonexplains (02/23/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*Roll picture*"**
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#5 - tourretes 02/22/2015 on Webm's stolen from the... 0
#1 - Anyone know where the second one from the bottom is from  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Webm's stolen from the... 0
User avatar #2 - mechanicexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
Duckman, or Tourette's Guy?
User avatar #5 - hazmathank (02/22/2015) [-]
tourretes
#3 - 200 thread count That's like sleeping on sand paper 02/21/2015 on Stan Smith Comp +2

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User avatar #85 - phazynsisc (04/03/2013) [-]
oh man just rolled trips.
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#84 - anonexplains (03/25/2013) [-]
http: //ifunny. mobi /#l OcRpB9J
#83 - anonexplains (03/25/2013) [-]
http: [url deleted] /#lOcRpB9J
#81 - anonexplains (03/25/2013) [-]
This is Mike look at this picture.
This is you in another life
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User avatar #82 to #81 - hazmathank (03/25/2013) [-]
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#80 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
yOU HATE YOUR FUNNYJUNK, ACCOUNT, BITCH
#77 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
27U7I, MOTHER FOOKERRR R R R R R RPENIS
#78 to #77 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 371,381,889**
#73 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 01**
haha, i hate steve jobs. like, using an apple product is like...well phanact will tell you, ******************
#74 to #73 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 89,435**
******* quints, bitch
#75 to #74 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 33,843**
******* QUINTS
#72 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 88**
CHECK UR BACKGROUND FAGGOT
#76 to #72 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 40**
yeah, dubs bitch
#71 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
CHECK UR COMMENTS REPLIES BITCH
#67 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 91**
fouk u u stooped phagget
#68 to #67 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
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doo u e vin lpht pbroh
#70 to #68 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 11**
stop saying THE GLORY OF STEVE JOBS, faggot
#69 to #68 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 25**
You: Wow, you are so rebelious, I bet all the girls want to make out with you...
Me: Yeah. Unfortuantly for you, you are so rebelious, all the guys want to make out with you...YOUgayASSFAGGOTPONYHATER
#66 - anonexplains (02/25/2013) [-]
*roll2*
HEY-
REMEMBER, MARCH 1ST IS DERPY DAY!!!

EAT MUFFINS,
WEAR GRAY,
STOP BEING gay!!!!
#79 to #66 - anonexplains (02/26/2013) [-]
yeah derpy day is cool.
but its ******* *roll 2* , BITCH
#62 - anonexplains (02/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18**
suck my dick faggot
#64 to #62 - anonexplains (02/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 26** No u
#61 - anonexplains (02/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 704**
dick
#65 to #61 - anonexplains (02/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 269** Dats phat my *****
#60 - anonexplains (02/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 69**
FAGGOTBITCH
PEENESS
#63 to #60 - anonexplains (02/22/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96**
#59 - anonexplains (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches ( **** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#58 - anonexplains (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with typing that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#57 - anonexplains (02/15/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#56 - anonexplains (02/15/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#55 - anonexplains (02/13/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,939**
#54 - anonexplains (02/13/2013) [-]
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