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#4 - Was wind waker really the best choice for gaming now? It's a f…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Gaming then and now +10
User avatar #54 - drainbamage (02/21/2014) [-]
WW HD Was good in my opinion, the faster sailing and the tingle access to the miiverse made getting pictures for the sculptures so much easier. And the upgraded Pictograph box that let you hold 12 pics instead of only 3. Oh god was that good...
User avatar #42 - jokexplain (02/21/2014) [-]
hm, that is wind waker hd on the wii u.
it is the most graphically advanced Zelda ever made, seeing as it is
the first one to be displayed in 1080p. the lighting is great, the colors are super crisp.
it looks heaps better than twilight princess.
I once played twilight princess on an HDTV and I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
couldn't bring myself to play it, is how bad it was.
User avatar #5 - monkeysmist (02/21/2014) [-]
I agree, Twilight Princess or something like Majora's Mask would have been better.
However, I don't think it was simply that they wanted to remake it, so much as it seems they're trying to port every LoZ game to be playable on current-gen Nintendo systems, including Wii U, 3DS, and the eShop on both systems. Wii and DS games don't need a remake/port since they can still be played, and since WW was the largest main LoZ title for GameCube, I think it made sense.
#6 - haziri (02/21/2014) [-]
Nintendo isn't doing the best right now, so if a remake helps them I'm fine with it.
#72 - This is a really ****** way to represent the "ther… 02/21/2014 on 2 types of people 0
#5 - A dog has never ruined my time at a restaurant/movie theater/s… 02/20/2014 on At the same location +86
#31 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on That feel when 0
#192 - You're some white guy with black hair. You go to the moon and … 02/19/2014 on Look at the picture 0
#22 - Wow, stilettos look stupidly uncomfortable to wear. 02/18/2014 on I didnt even know there was... 0
#26 - Um, pokemon showdown? 02/15/2014 on Unpopular opinion Piplup 0
#8 - While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes … 02/14/2014 on pokemon cosplay +6
#6 - Considering what charizard is on urban-dictionary, I find this…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on pokemon cosplay +7
User avatar #7 - acemcgunner (02/14/2014) [-]
what is it?
#8 - haziri (02/14/2014) [-]
While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room. Exact quote
#9 - Hydrate or quench. I don't really think of missing words when … 02/06/2014 on think about it 0
#2 - If you do something stupid and it works out well for you, it's… 02/03/2014 on Well said 0
#41 - Not to be jaded, but I wouldn't want to be stabbed regardless …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on huh +4
User avatar #68 - tranquilizer (01/29/2014) [-]
He wasn't stabbed was he?
#148 - Comment deleted 01/25/2014 on Think about it 0
#23 - Is supernatural a good show? I've been looking for a new serie…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2014 on screw them too 0
User avatar #29 - lilkitty (01/19/2014) [-]
Season one is creepy as fuck, so if you can white-knuckle it through that, then yes it is excellent
User avatar #28 - stupro (01/19/2014) [-]
It's ok for first two seasons. After that it starts to lose sense bit by bit.
#56 - Definitely worth it. 01/03/2014 on Worth the read. 0
#32 - Considering my midterm essay a year ago was about how a smile … 12/26/2013 on Some teacher stuff 0
#4 - Almost?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on gasp 0
User avatar #5 - Grom (12/25/2013) [-]
it's impossible to die from holding your breath, you'd pass out before you died. when you pass out you automatically start breathing again.

inb4 falling and hitting your head or something
#30 - has this I believe. Along with a lot of other great hacks.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on who ever finds this gets... +2
#45 - xxxdemonxxx (12/24/2013) [-]
Great site.
#55 - I thought gyarados was water/flying because it would've had no… 12/23/2013 on poketrivia 0
#12 - Level 1 aron with sturdy, shell bell, and sandstorm up. Plenty… 12/18/2013 on Joey's strategy +1
#27 - There's a big problem though. You have to worry about breaking a bone. 12/06/2013 on That looks fun 0
#9 - I watched it 11/26/2013 on Poor Trey 0
#16 - I didn't see anything about imaginary not counting. 11/26/2013 on your wish shall come true 0
#12 - America isn't even 2nd though for fattest country. We have mor… 11/26/2013 on mama, puedo comer un cookie? 0
#491 - Magic lamp. Wish to be completely fluent in every modern day language. 11/25/2013 on choose one item +1


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