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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:7/17/2015
Location:Manchester England
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Britfag, Uni drop out, plans for future? Dreams- Tattoo artist, reality- stacking shelves.

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#52 - percioz (04/11/2013) [-]
so sex
#51 - lorenzospindoli (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm obligated to post this on every profile that replied to my comment on my old account here:
It's bumblebeepeepee, just so you'd be aware.
Finally been able to afford a half-decent laptop. I got my internet
Right now I've been getting in better shape recently. Over the last 4 months I lost about 30 pounds by doing weekly jogs, hitting the gym more often, and I feel more in control of my body than ever in my life. I moved out of that ******** I called an apartment, and I quit my old job. I thought about the college courses, and I've been thinking about attending a Community College and getting an associate's degree. My business actually started sparking a few weeks after I posted that comment: I got about 12,000 in February alone, I think. I actually got to go out to eat for the first time in like, 3 years.

About three weeks ago I started gaining a little more confidence. I might be not the best looking ****** , but at least I'm not kissless-at-35 anymore, since as of about two weeks ago, I've been living with my new girlfriend Michelle. She's a sweetheart, lemme tell ya.

Now that I'm back on FunnyJunk, you and the rest of the really awesome people on the internet deserve a thanks for helping me through depression. I was actually about to finally kill myself, but the internet reminded me that maybe not everyone has it worse, but people do care. I live with Michelle and her parents as of now and I've started getting a good workout helping around the house! You guys are really ******* great. Just so you all know, I love you people.
User avatar #38 - amissingmouse (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi Tescos. Be my friend on skype?
User avatar #39 to #38 - haydn (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi! Ermm are you ever on fjsimple by any chance? Always on there me :)
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (03/07/2013) [-]
What's fjsimple?
User avatar #41 to #40 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
TC Chatroom
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Tinychat is banned in china. oh well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Whut, why
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Social networking site, ain't it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Isn't this?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
I know, but there are certain sites which have been let through, others which haven't. Facebook and youtube have been blocked, but fj hasn't.
User avatar #47 to #46 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh China you crazy
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Sue 'em. x3
User avatar #49 to #48 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
They scare me too much
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Ehh they don't bite :)
User avatar #33 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
draw my tattoo
User avatar #34 to #33 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
Aha :D I don't usually design them as I'm getting people to wait for me to be tattooing! What you thinking?
User avatar #35 to #34 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
well i live in australia so just the tattoo will be fine haha
User avatar #37 to #35 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
Hit me up on skype btww
User avatar #36 to #35 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
ahah, quick jog to britain?
User avatar #9 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Hello there shirtless person :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm always shirtless in my room, just realised how cringey it looks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
That's why I sent you the friend request :D
User avatar #12 to #11 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Aha, success!
User avatar #13 to #12 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
So tell me more about yourself shirtless mystery man
User avatar #14 to #13 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ahah! Not much to know really, 19 years old, British, unemployed (As most people my age are here) University drop out (No regrets), aspiring to be a tattoo artist with my brother in years to come! Yourself? :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Female 15 born in Pakistan live Saudi Arabia ( I know terrorist profile right ?) bored out of my mind wich leads me to you ...any questions ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Paha, ah good 'ole racism. And yeah, is your country really oppressive against women as it's made out to be?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Saudia a little you can't drive you need to wear an abaya but you get used to it and it's not that bad .. The news makes it look like hell but isn't really that bad you can get a job go to malls etc. you must have a pretty steady hand for a tattoo artist
User avatar #18 to #17 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Hmmm, do you have to accompanied by a man outside at all times? Is sex before marriage illegal? Sorry if these questions seem ignorant, just how it's been portrayed over here! And aye, It's got steadier with practice :) My lines are getting pretty good now!
User avatar #19 to #18 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh I don't mind questions I enjoy educating people in matters like these ..yes I mean you can leave without a man but he has to take you there driver brother husband son etc.. Sex before marriage is haram in my religeion but if someone does have sex before marriage it's there and there families choice what to do ...I like drawing pretty good at it too but I don't have a steady hand sadly but training :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah interesting, so you can't walk the streets on your own? How do you feel about this? And good! I sometimes post on the drawing board :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Pfffft walk alone we can't leave the house until my dad gets home ...that's why people here look forward to school you get to see faces its tuff sometimes but then again that's why we have computers right ? :D I posted there once they said my drawing was good :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah fair enough, would you ever want to move to somewhere like Britain or America? Is the internet frowned upon due to the boundries you can privately cross?

My newest sketch btw, gonna do a proper neat version of it :) [url deleted]
User avatar #25 to #22 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Actually I will be moving to the us pretty soon for studies so no problemo
User avatar #26 to #25 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah brilliant! Excited?
User avatar #29 to #26 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/art/10645#10645 this is my drawing but infront of yours it looks like something made by a blind 2year old using his feet ......
User avatar #27 to #26 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Meh..... I've been there before so it's not going to be any different but there are a few things I'm exited about but I find few things very disturbing random killings ,stalkers,rapes etc...
User avatar #28 to #27 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Have that in every country, American media just seem to love reporting on it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
I guess but it'll be really hard with my overprotective mother .... Any advice on my drawing ? Any techniques I could use to get better ?
User avatar #31 to #30 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah understandable. And for me it was just practice practice, use plenty of references, study many artists. Never be a sketchy artist, I hate them. Work on your line work, get it perfect. Experiment with all mediums, markers, paint etc. Study on shading techniques etc :)
User avatar #32 to #31 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes sir :) soo watchu up to ?
User avatar #23 to #22 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
https:// fbcdn-sphotos-h-a. [url deleted]
User avatar #4 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
Thank you for saving my comment sir, went from negative 3 to plus 3
User avatar #6 to #4 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Now I have a red thumb, dafuq?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem! Some dicks on here, and everyone bandwagons the direction of the thumb!
User avatar #7 to #5 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
I know its awful, I thumbed you up! so I don't know what happened
User avatar #8 to #7 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Ahah, oh FunnyJunk!
#1 - luckiestcharms (03/27/2012) [-]
Sorry about the thumbnail
Sorry about the thumbnail
User avatar #2 to #1 - haydn (03/27/2012) [-]
Ahahaha omg I love you so much! You are the hero funnyjunk deserves! <3
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