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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Manchester England
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Britfag, Uni drop out, plans for future? Dreams- Tattoo artist, reality- stacking shelves.

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#49 - I've noticed superstores and extras seem to be very by the boo…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on I can understand, but... 0
User avatar #50 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we're very by the book, it's because we get inspected a fucking lot. We have tips and tricks though.
User avatar #51 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
We get the odd pop in, but because we beat target most of the time and get very little complaints (Everyone is cheerful as fuck and gets on with most of the customers) we're never really troubled much. It's just a bastard for booking holidays and shit though. They were absolute cunts with me because I was having surgery. How can you be mad with someone for that?
User avatar #52 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah holiday are a joke, they only let you take one if it suits them as well. Ridiculous.
User avatar #54 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Indeed. Good Tescos chat anyways
#46 - Think it depends on the area, and yeah ours does, some don't b…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/23/2014 on I can understand, but... 0
User avatar #47 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah cause the receipt has our operator number on it, mainly so we don't get in trouble if they do get caught. Smart Tesco time
User avatar #49 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
I've noticed superstores and extras seem to be very by the book? Is that the case? We're so dodgy in expresses haha
User avatar #50 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we're very by the book, it's because we get inspected a fucking lot. We have tips and tricks though.
User avatar #51 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
We get the odd pop in, but because we beat target most of the time and get very little complaints (Everyone is cheerful as fuck and gets on with most of the customers) we're never really troubled much. It's just a bastard for booking holidays and shit though. They were absolute cunts with me because I was having surgery. How can you be mad with someone for that?
User avatar #52 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah holiday are a joke, they only let you take one if it suits them as well. Ridiculous.
User avatar #54 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Indeed. Good Tescos chat anyways
#42 - Interesting... Now I'm wondering if we sell plastic cutlery. I…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/23/2014 on I can understand, but... 0
User avatar #44 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we have that too but we rarely get any drunks in, we don't sell to them though. Mind you we have security guards as well, I don't know if Expresses have guards?
User avatar #46 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Think it depends on the area, and yeah ours does, some don't because they're in quiet villages and shit. The guards will tell us if they think we shouldn't serve them, but then leave us to deal with them. Sometimes I just serve them though, if they're adults, fuck it, their choice. Just don't give them a receipt.
User avatar #47 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah cause the receipt has our operator number on it, mainly so we don't get in trouble if they do get caught. Smart Tesco time
User avatar #49 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
I've noticed superstores and extras seem to be very by the book? Is that the case? We're so dodgy in expresses haha
User avatar #50 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we're very by the book, it's because we get inspected a fucking lot. We have tips and tricks though.
User avatar #51 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
We get the odd pop in, but because we beat target most of the time and get very little complaints (Everyone is cheerful as fuck and gets on with most of the customers) we're never really troubled much. It's just a bastard for booking holidays and shit though. They were absolute cunts with me because I was having surgery. How can you be mad with someone for that?
User avatar #52 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah holiday are a joke, they only let you take one if it suits them as well. Ridiculous.
User avatar #54 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Indeed. Good Tescos chat anyways
#39 - I work at an express and we don't have anything like that, …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/23/2014 on I can understand, but... 0
User avatar #40 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Well.... so can I..... if a four year old buys a pack of paracetamol it isn't illegal...

I work at a Tesco Extra
User avatar #42 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Interesting... Now I'm wondering if we sell plastic cutlery. I think we just do plastic cups. Never been told about that though, the most annoying rule for me is not selling alcohol to drunks. Because my area is rough and full of them, and they just pester you for ages.
User avatar #44 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we have that too but we rarely get any drunks in, we don't sell to them though. Mind you we have security guards as well, I don't know if Expresses have guards?
User avatar #46 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Think it depends on the area, and yeah ours does, some don't because they're in quiet villages and shit. The guards will tell us if they think we shouldn't serve them, but then leave us to deal with them. Sometimes I just serve them though, if they're adults, fuck it, their choice. Just don't give them a receipt.
User avatar #47 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah cause the receipt has our operator number on it, mainly so we don't get in trouble if they do get caught. Smart Tesco time
User avatar #49 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
I've noticed superstores and extras seem to be very by the book? Is that the case? We're so dodgy in expresses haha
User avatar #50 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah we're very by the book, it's because we get inspected a fucking lot. We have tips and tricks though.
User avatar #51 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
We get the odd pop in, but because we beat target most of the time and get very little complaints (Everyone is cheerful as fuck and gets on with most of the customers) we're never really troubled much. It's just a bastard for booking holidays and shit though. They were absolute cunts with me because I was having surgery. How can you be mad with someone for that?
User avatar #52 - ajperry (03/23/2014) [-]
Yeah holiday are a joke, they only let you take one if it suits them as well. Ridiculous.
User avatar #54 - haydn (03/23/2014) [-]
Indeed. Good Tescos chat anyways
#30 - Was that what that was? I thought I was going ******* i… 03/23/2014 on MSN Mammories +1
#68 - My greatest piece of work so far, don't do realism much anymore.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on how do you even do this... +112
User avatar #160 - themagicdalek (03/23/2014) [-]
4/10 try harder faggot
#148 - Absolute Madman (03/23/2014) [-]
at first i wanted to point out the misshapen jaw line on the left but then quickly realized i could never in a million years draw something that even remotely resembled Iron Man
#1798 - **** off birds 03/22/2014 on Hottest Guys on FJ 0
#20 - Some people deem hard cash a bit weird I think. Like it was my…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on yuppers +1
User avatar #22 - tokitoki (03/17/2014) [-]
I could understand that, yea.
I guess money would seem a bit impersonal. It makes it seem like a chore you just need to pay off and get it over with.
Still, I'd rather get a really nice card with a personalized message and some money in it than a gift card.
The more extravagant the card, the better. Seriously, obnoxious singing cards are the best.
#154 - Sweet man 03/14/2014 on Ta2s 0
#150 - Can I see his work?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Ta2s 0
User avatar #153 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
My laptop got fuckled, and now I have a new desktop. These where just on my phone though when I was going through it. (proof of fuckled laptop is in my content)

I'll try to see if I can find something of his on FB or something and send it to you.
User avatar #154 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Sweet man
#148 - Is he a great artist himself though? As someone who is pursuin…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Ta2s 0
User avatar #149 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
Most reputable person in town. And it's a town of over 250,000 people.
User avatar #150 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Can I see his work?
User avatar #153 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
My laptop got fuckled, and now I have a new desktop. These where just on my phone though when I was going through it. (proof of fuckled laptop is in my content)

I'll try to see if I can find something of his on FB or something and send it to you.
User avatar #154 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Sweet man
#143 - As a tattoo apprentice let me give you some pointers. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Ta2s +2
User avatar #146 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
It's way buried, but I've stated that my buddy is going to have space for an apprentice in a few months. It's not a gimme, he's impressed with my drawings and shit like that, so he's willing to invest time into me.

User avatar #148 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Is he a great artist himself though? As someone who is pursuing the same path I'm being very careful and patient. the tattoo community is pretentious as fuck, you start off with a bad rep, it'll take years to lose, and will only be loss when you produce amazing work. It's the difference between paying £10 p/h and £160 p/h
And earning that ;)
User avatar #149 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
Most reputable person in town. And it's a town of over 250,000 people.
User avatar #150 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Can I see his work?
User avatar #153 - roflswag (03/14/2014) [-]
My laptop got fuckled, and now I have a new desktop. These where just on my phone though when I was going through it. (proof of fuckled laptop is in my content)

I'll try to see if I can find something of his on FB or something and send it to you.
User avatar #154 - haydn (03/14/2014) [-]
Sweet man
#12 - Tumblr is known for exaggeration, where do you think they got …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on funniest shit ive read in... 0
User avatar #13 - germed (03/08/2014) [-]
I doubt they got it from anything. 14 year old girls have always typed like that.
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#10 - 2011  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on funniest shit ive read in... 0
User avatar #11 - germed (03/08/2014) [-]
What does that have to do with anything? 4chan is the same, if not worse than it was 3 years ago.
User avatar #12 - haydn (03/08/2014) [-]
Tumblr is known for exaggeration, where do you think they got it from? Tumblr is basically the same terminology of 4chan 3 years ago.
User avatar #13 - germed (03/08/2014) [-]
I doubt they got it from anything. 14 year old girls have always typed like that.
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#73 - I draw if you need someone extra on board. 03/06/2014 on FunnyJunk Artists Taking... 0
#91 - Does the collection often travel? I remember about 7-8 years a… 03/06/2014 on Relish 0
#217334 - lol ty. I've never been good at putting weight on, plus i lost… 03/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#217313 - I can turn on a light for you if you wish?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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User avatar #217334 - haydn (03/04/2014) [-]
lol ty. I've never been good at putting weight on, plus i lost my appetite terribly recently, which hasn't helped.
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#17 - Everyone is going mental about what she said, yet they don't k…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/04/2014 on His dad was black +17
User avatar #27 - iridium (03/04/2014) [-]
There's not many things he could have said that would be worse than that, even something that hits close to home.
#36 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, thumb this guy down for a fairly basic and reasonable opinion. Idiots.
User avatar #38 - iridium (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll admit that we only get part of the story here. I'm not saying him hitting close to home is okay either, even though it was an argument.

But the point is, there's very little that compares to "One of your own parents didn't think you were worth it." It's like saying "you were never good enough for your own creator." My Nephew's Dad walked out before he was even born, and my sister dreads the idea of even bringing him up around my nephew for fear that her son will take it to heart like that. I myself went through fear of being disowned by my Father because of his strong religious background. The issue of parental rejection is something I know full well what kind of pain it can cause, and there are very few things he could have said, even things that do hit close to home, that would have actually been worse than that. And if he did, I have my doubts the situation would have played out like it did, nor would he have admitted defeat there and then even post about it.
#39 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/04/2014) [-]
I guess I have had this attitude about this sort of thing I've never really explored the logic behind, but I'll compare it to something I have, which is violence.

I hate violence and never practice it, but I'm a huge proponent of a person's right to defend himself, at any costs, against aggression. Whenever someone kills someone else in self-defense and the (IMO) idiots come out of the woodwork preaching restraint in hindsight, my opinion always boils down to "once you attack someone with intent to cause serious physical harm, you lose all rights to safety" and basically all bets are off and no amount of defense is excessive at that point.

I guess I feel the same way about verbal conflict, where if -- and that's a big if because we don't know what the guy said even though he himself admits it was out of line -- if the guy said something below the belt and knew it ti be so, then at that point he doesn't really deserve the decency of not having his dad brought up to him. Like, he lost the right to that emotional/verbal safety when he said whatever he said. So I guess in my opinion, what's out of bounds is relative to what verbal assault you're facing down to begin with.

You could make the argument that she probably contributed to the argument getting that bad in the first place and that's a good argument, but at worse they should both be ashamed of themselves, and no one should be focusing on what she said without also condemning what he said.
#18 - Banter is just like having a laugh with your mates, usually at… 03/02/2014 on Is he for real 0
#15 - Eye am the one who blinks 02/23/2014 on Love +1
#11 - Sound like most British engagements 02/19/2014 on Taco Bell Matchmaker? +31
#106363 - **** off garlic frog breath  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #106364 - dusters (02/19/2014) [-]
whatever american lover!
#106361 - dusters, quick double jab to the jaw then a right hook to the …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2014 on Social Board +2
User avatar #106362 - dusters (02/19/2014) [-]
talk to me when your hair stops falling off
User avatar #106363 - haydn (02/19/2014) [-]
fuck off garlic frog breath
User avatar #106364 - dusters (02/19/2014) [-]
whatever american lover!
#72 - When I joined a new school first day was horrible, second was … 02/18/2014 on Everytim 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#52 - percioz (04/11/2013) [-]
so sex
#51 - lorenzospindoli (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm obligated to post this on every profile that replied to my comment on my old account here:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4251999/Fun+Facts+Compilation/87#87
It's bumblebeepeepee, just so you'd be aware.
Finally been able to afford a half-decent laptop. I got my internet
Right now I've been getting in better shape recently. Over the last 4 months I lost about 30 pounds by doing weekly jogs, hitting the gym more often, and I feel more in control of my body than ever in my life. I moved out of that ******** I called an apartment, and I quit my old job. I thought about the college courses, and I've been thinking about attending a Community College and getting an associate's degree. My business actually started sparking a few weeks after I posted that comment: I got about 12,000 in February alone, I think. I actually got to go out to eat for the first time in like, 3 years.

About three weeks ago I started gaining a little more confidence. I might be not the best looking ****** , but at least I'm not kissless-at-35 anymore, since as of about two weeks ago, I've been living with my new girlfriend Michelle. She's a sweetheart, lemme tell ya.

Now that I'm back on FunnyJunk, you and the rest of the really awesome people on the internet deserve a thanks for helping me through depression. I was actually about to finally kill myself, but the internet reminded me that maybe not everyone has it worse, but people do care. I live with Michelle and her parents as of now and I've started getting a good workout helping around the house! You guys are really ******* great. Just so you all know, I love you people.
User avatar #38 - amissingmouse (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi Tescos. Be my friend on skype?
User avatar #39 to #38 - haydn (03/07/2013) [-]
Hi! Ermm are you ever on fjsimple by any chance? Always on there me :)
User avatar #40 to #39 - amissingmouse (03/07/2013) [-]
What's fjsimple?
User avatar #41 to #40 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
TC Chatroom
User avatar #42 to #41 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Tinychat is banned in china. oh well.
User avatar #43 to #42 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Whut, why
User avatar #44 to #43 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Social networking site, ain't it?
User avatar #45 to #44 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Isn't this?
User avatar #46 to #45 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
I know, but there are certain sites which have been let through, others which haven't. Facebook and youtube have been blocked, but fj hasn't.
User avatar #47 to #46 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh China you crazy
User avatar #48 to #47 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Sue 'em. x3
User avatar #49 to #48 - haydn (03/08/2013) [-]
They scare me too much
User avatar #50 to #49 - amissingmouse (03/08/2013) [-]
Ehh they don't bite :)
User avatar #33 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
draw my tattoo
User avatar #34 to #33 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
Aha :D I don't usually design them as I'm getting people to wait for me to be tattooing! What you thinking?
User avatar #35 to #34 - andraste (10/09/2012) [-]
well i live in australia so just the tattoo will be fine haha
User avatar #37 to #35 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
Hit me up on skype btww
User avatar #36 to #35 - haydn (10/09/2012) [-]
ahah, quick jog to britain?
User avatar #9 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Hello there shirtless person :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm always shirtless in my room, just realised how cringey it looks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
That's why I sent you the friend request :D
User avatar #12 to #11 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Aha, success!
User avatar #13 to #12 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
So tell me more about yourself shirtless mystery man
User avatar #14 to #13 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ahah! Not much to know really, 19 years old, British, unemployed (As most people my age are here) University drop out (No regrets), aspiring to be a tattoo artist with my brother in years to come! Yourself? :)
User avatar #15 to #14 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Female 15 born in Pakistan live Saudi Arabia ( I know terrorist profile right ?) bored out of my mind wich leads me to you ...any questions ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Paha, ah good 'ole racism. And yeah, is your country really oppressive against women as it's made out to be?
User avatar #17 to #16 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Saudia a little you can't drive you need to wear an abaya but you get used to it and it's not that bad .. The news makes it look like hell but isn't really that bad you can get a job go to malls etc. you must have a pretty steady hand for a tattoo artist
User avatar #18 to #17 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Hmmm, do you have to accompanied by a man outside at all times? Is sex before marriage illegal? Sorry if these questions seem ignorant, just how it's been portrayed over here! And aye, It's got steadier with practice :) My lines are getting pretty good now!
User avatar #19 to #18 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Oh I don't mind questions I enjoy educating people in matters like these ..yes I mean you can leave without a man but he has to take you there driver brother husband son etc.. Sex before marriage is haram in my religeion but if someone does have sex before marriage it's there and there families choice what to do ...I like drawing pretty good at it too but I don't have a steady hand sadly but training :)
User avatar #20 to #19 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah interesting, so you can't walk the streets on your own? How do you feel about this? And good! I sometimes post on the drawing board :D
User avatar #21 to #20 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Pfffft walk alone we can't leave the house until my dad gets home ...that's why people here look forward to school you get to see faces its tuff sometimes but then again that's why we have computers right ? :D I posted there once they said my drawing was good :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah fair enough, would you ever want to move to somewhere like Britain or America? Is the internet frowned upon due to the boundries you can privately cross?

My newest sketch btw, gonna do a proper neat version of it :) [url deleted]
User avatar #25 to #22 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Actually I will be moving to the us pretty soon for studies so no problemo
User avatar #26 to #25 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah brilliant! Excited?
User avatar #29 to #26 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/art/10645#10645 this is my drawing but infront of yours it looks like something made by a blind 2year old using his feet ......
User avatar #27 to #26 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Meh..... I've been there before so it's not going to be any different but there are a few things I'm exited about but I find few things very disturbing random killings ,stalkers,rapes etc...
User avatar #28 to #27 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Have that in every country, American media just seem to love reporting on it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
I guess but it'll be really hard with my overprotective mother .... Any advice on my drawing ? Any techniques I could use to get better ?
User avatar #31 to #30 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
Ah understandable. And for me it was just practice practice, use plenty of references, study many artists. Never be a sketchy artist, I hate them. Work on your line work, get it perfect. Experiment with all mediums, markers, paint etc. Study on shading techniques etc :)
User avatar #32 to #31 - dingdongsingsong ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes sir :) soo watchu up to ?
User avatar #23 to #22 - haydn (08/26/2012) [-]
https:// fbcdn-sphotos-h-a. [url deleted]
User avatar #4 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
Thank you for saving my comment sir, went from negative 3 to plus 3
User avatar #6 to #4 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Now I have a red thumb, dafuq?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Not a problem! Some dicks on here, and everyone bandwagons the direction of the thumb!
User avatar #7 to #5 - supdogg (08/23/2012) [-]
I know its awful, I thumbed you up! so I don't know what happened
User avatar #8 to #7 - haydn (08/23/2012) [-]
Ahah, oh FunnyJunk!
#1 - luckiestcharms (03/27/2012) [-]
Sorry about the thumbnail
Sorry about the thumbnail
User avatar #2 to #1 - haydn (03/27/2012) [-]
Ahahaha omg I love you so much! You are the hero funnyjunk deserves! <3
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