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Age: 24
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Youtube Channel: chenzy3701
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Consoles Owned: PS3, used to own the original xbox,wii gameboy color
Video Games Played: God of war,Battlefield, RAGE,Gears Of War, Call of Duty, Ratchet and Clank, MLB the show, little big planet, Minecraft, and a lot more crap!
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Interests: funnyjunk,video games, minecraft, engineering
Date Signed Up:8/11/2011
Last Login:4/23/2014
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Strong all along, strong all along
come to find out the arm of the truth is long
i'll break it down for you like this for the hard of listening
you think you're taking the cake, but what's left icing,

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#95 - Picture 02/03/2013 on Miss you man +1
#94 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Miss you man +1
#95 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
#2098 - SHIIIIIT! 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
#2097 - PONY!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
#2098 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
SHIIIIIT!
#2095 - **** that  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
User avatar #2097 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
PONY!
#2098 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
SHIIIIIT!
#2092 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2013 on But I Don't Want To 0
User avatar #2095 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
fuck that
User avatar #2097 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
PONY!
#2098 - hawaiianman (02/03/2013) [-]
SHIIIIIT!
#119 - fake and gay yy Hurr Durr!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on German Shepherd's amazing jump -9
User avatar #175 - hawaiianman (02/04/2013) [-]
okay, i know it was a stupid comment/picture but I WAS SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE A FUGGIN' RETARD!
#3 - I've got a small Jontron file if people want pictures of Jon..… 02/01/2013 on Egoraptor 0
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#147 - it's not from a horror movie, once you know what it really is,… 01/23/2013 on Night patrol +1
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#94 - patriotpenguin (01/20/2013) [-]
no problem my friend
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#3 - See? this just sparked my love for penguins by 200%. Holy … 01/18/2013 on Penguins climbing stairs +6
#672 - Oh Thank god 01/17/2013 on The Game 0
#671 - **hawaiianman rolls 65**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on The Game 0
User avatar #672 - hawaiianman (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh Thank god
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#73 - hawaiianman (12/18/2013) [-]
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I was ******* by Sean Payton and all the Linebackers from the New Orleans Saints.
User avatar #72 - hawaiianman (12/18/2013) [-]
**hawaiianman likes DucvvIfvbCdfK**
#71 - hawaiianman Comment deleted by hawaiianman [-]
User avatar #70 - sisterblister (09/26/2013) [-]
leaves of the vine
User avatar #69 - hawaiianman (06/11/2013) [-]
**hawaiianman just came all over his dog, "Mugzy"**
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#64 - hawaiianman (06/11/2013) [-]
This is the last time KYLE GUARAGNO GETS ON MY ******* COMPUTER
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User avatar #39 - cupcakedevourer (11/13/2012) [-]
SWEET BABY JESUS HAWAIIANMAN HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND WITH YOUR COUSIN
#41 to #39 - hawaiianman (11/13/2012) [-]
AMAZING!WE PLAYED TACKLE FOOTBALL ON THE STREET!!   
WE ARE SO BADASS IN OUR WAYS! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER!
AMAZING!WE PLAYED TACKLE FOOTBALL ON THE STREET!!
WE ARE SO BADASS IN OUR WAYS! THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BETTER!
User avatar #42 to #41 - cupcakedevourer (11/14/2012) [-]
I AM JUST SO ******* AMAZING FOR MENTIONING THAT
#43 to #42 - hawaiianman (11/14/2012) [-]
YES YOU ARE...IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED I WOULD BUY YOU SOMETHING EXPENSIVE! WHATEVER YOU WANT, NOT A CAR OR ANYTHING LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT WHATEVER
YES YOU ARE...IF I KNEW WHERE YOU LIVED I WOULD BUY YOU SOMETHING EXPENSIVE! WHATEVER YOU WANT, NOT A CAR OR ANYTHING LIKE A TIME MACHINE BUT WHATEVER
#44 to #43 - cupcakedevourer (11/14/2012) [-]
I LIVE IN YOUR CLOSET HAHAHAHA MAKE ME COOKIES
User avatar #45 to #44 - hawaiianman (11/15/2012) [-]
WHAT KIND?
#47 to #46 - hawaiianman (11/15/2012) [-]
HELL YEAH!, HERE IT IS! FRESH FROM MY MOTHERS LADY PAR-THE OVEN! I MEANT THE OVEN
#48 to #47 - cupcakedevourer (11/15/2012) [-]
THEY LOOK LIKE AMAZING COOKIES   
   
WHY ARE WE ALWAYS SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER
THEY LOOK LIKE AMAZING COOKIES

WHY ARE WE ALWAYS SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER
#49 to #48 - hawaiianman (11/15/2012) [-]
I DON'T KNOW!
#50 to #49 - cupcakedevourer (11/15/2012) [-]
SOMEDAY I WILL USE THIS PROPERLY


User avatar #51 to #50 - hawaiianman (11/15/2012) [-]
HAHAHA! GOOD, VERY GOOD......NOW WE SHALL WAIT UNTIL THE TIME IS RIGHT TO USE IT..
#52 to #51 - cupcakedevourer (11/15/2012) [-]
YOU ARE MY SOULMATE
User avatar #53 to #52 - hawaiianman (11/15/2012) [-]
YES! I AGREE!
User avatar #28 - hawaiianman (09/15/2012) [-]
**hawaiianman rolls 66** lets count down!
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#24 - hawaiianman (08/22/2012) [-]
**hawaiianman rolled a random image posted in comment #284 at slenderman comic #2 ** CrumbDumpster in the future
User avatar #23 - hawaiianman (08/22/2012) [-]
CrumbDumpster, Go **** yourself,
User avatar #21 - hawaiianman (08/20/2012) [-]
[url deleted] have fun watching, everyone!
User avatar #22 to #21 - hawaiianman (08/20/2012) [-]
[url deleted] HUH?
#8 - crumbdumpster (08/18/2012) [-]
**crumbdumpster rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Holy Beatrice. ** I hope its Michael Jackson
User avatar #7 - crumbdumpster (08/18/2012) [-]
**crumbdumpster ***** hawaiianman up the ass**
User avatar #9 to #7 - hawaiianman (08/18/2012) [-]
**hawaiianman shoves a giant dildo down CrumbDumpsters mouth while hawaiianman ***** his wife**
#30 to #9 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
**hawaiianman now realizes that crumbdumpster has a ******* generator while haawaiianman is living at his grandmothers house until the power comes back on and crumbdumpster lives next to hawaiianman, no joke. Now I will tell you a story...There once was a man. His was Morgan R. Tyler. A very weird name. He is called crumbdumpster. oops, sry Tyler. OOPS! AHHH! WHAT HAVE I DONE!**
User avatar #33 to #30 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
You got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why

To come original it ain't nothin' strange
you got to represent you got come full range an'
full range of emotion full range of styles
when you come to town you'll have them comin' for miles and

Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why

Black Eyed Peas they comin' full range and
NOFX they comin' full range and
Roni Size he comin' full range
the one Mr. Vegas you know it ain't easy

A warning to the crews out there who think they're hot
if you're not original rockers you will get shot
down by the kids neglectin' your art, the stuff you did
eventually it get so bad puts you to bed
cause when the lightning flashes sweet electricity
all the world then stands revealed with the clarity
of raw voltage, briefly we see and the hope is
you'll be able to tell just what dope is

Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers
hear why

Funk slap bass mixed with the dancehall and
hip-hop beats and punk guitar and
deadly on the mic is the one SA
the name is 311 and you know it ain't easy, ha

(Come on, come on)
This is not a test there's no time to mope
how you gonna cope with radioactive isotope
and boss DJ illness upon you now quickly
infecting you fast upon the airwaves
this message brought to you by the so large system
activate and attune yourself with meditation
and green plants they've got mad life they're sentient
they're beautiful as you and they like to dance

(1, 2, 3, 4)
Everything we do we gotta come original
put your hands up in the air and prepare for battle
sit upon the rhythm like a tire upon a rim
we do it non-stop and then we do it again
some a them whine and some a them bitch
they can not do it never switch
comin' up from the heart and
delivered with a wild pitch
sit up on top the rhythm like a wild stallion
this is the ruling system

Come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers come original
you got to come original you got to come original
all entertainers

Come original
User avatar #38 to #33 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am home again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am whole again

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am young again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am fun again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you

Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am free again
Whenever I'm alone with you
You make me feel like I am clean again

However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you
User avatar #37 to #33 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
Brainstorm
take me away from the norm
I got to tell you something
this phenomenon
I had to put it in a song
and it goes like

Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally
you ought to know what brings me here
you glide through my head blind to fear
and I know why
whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally

Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally

You live too far away
your voice rings like a bell anyway
don't give up your independence
unless it feels so right
nothing good comes easily
sometimes you gotta fight

Whoa, amber is the color of your energy
whoa, shades of gold displayed naturally
launched a thousand ships in my heart, so easy
still it's fine from afar, and you know that
whoa, brainstorm take me away from the norm
whoa, I got to tell you something
User avatar #36 to #33 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
You've got to trust your instinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet onyourself now star
'Cause that's your best bet
Watch me now with a wicked andwild and I said
We come with the funky style that gets us known for the show
Andwe'll mix the hip hop reggae if we say it is so
And **** the naysayers causethey don't mean a thing
Cause this is what style we bring
Now it's morning butlast night's on my mind
There's something I need to get off my chest
And nomatter what may come to shine
The dream will always be mine
All mixed up, youdon't know what to do
Next thing you turn around and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But the first could be the last, so just getoff of your ass
All mixed up, you don't know what to do
Next thing you turnaround and find the person is you
Thought a freak might be the thing
But youknow this will pass, so just get off of your ass
You've got to trust yourinstinct
And let go of regret
You've got to bet on yourself now star
`Causethat's your best bet
Watch me now with a wicked and wild and I said
Sick sickbit got to have it
Like bustin' in on a session but you got to call it quits
Sick sick bit just can't quit
Fact that you don't even know makes it fully legit
Now it's morning but last night's on my mind
There's something I need to get offmy chest
And no matter may come to shine
The dream will always be mine
You keepme coming,
That is a gal that'll kill dem stunning
You keep me coming,
That is agal that'll kill dem stunning
You keep me coming,
That is a gal that'll kill demstunning
You keep me coming,
That is a gal that'll kill dem stunning
You make menervous, throat dry
My brain is empty, don't know why
But I saw you doingsomething
Which is really truly nothing
But you could bust me out all day
Manymoons since first I saw you
Many moons since first we did the do
Many moonssince first I saw you
Many moons since first we did the do
And why did I trywhen I knew it was no and
Why did I try when I say it was so
But save it forlate we should just let it skate
'Cause the waiting feel is fine

User avatar #35 to #33 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
I had a tough time getting off the dime
Before I met you couldn’t make up my mind
I was on and off again
I’d say we’d benefit if we’re some kind of friends

Count me in I’ve made a decision
Count me in if you’re in, I’m in
I know what you’re thinking and you know I’m with you
Count me in if you do, I do

Many years together tells me something is right
Wake up every morning, the feeling is nice
We’re not living the dream, we’re living the life
Holdin’ to the source, we’re holding it tight
Guarding the flame before it goes out
And it will go out, that is not doubt
The cycle of everything is what it’s about
Ready now I’m about to

Count me in I’ve made a decision
Count me in if you’re in, I’m in
I know what you’re thinking and you know I’m with you
Count me in if you do, I do

You know they try to keep me just living in a box
But the second I try got ideas for blocks
Running down the concept cause everything counts
Give me a pen and pad and I trounce, ooh

We watch the moon across the sky
And my thinking is gone but I don’t know why
Til the moon turns to blood
You and me will go on
We can make war or we can make love
Til I figure out how you know what I’m thinking of
You are under my skin

Count me in I’ve made a decision
Count me in if you’re in, I’m in
I know what you’re thinking and you know I’m with you
Count me in if you do, I do
I know what you’re thinking and you know I’m with you
Count me in if you do, I do
User avatar #34 to #33 - hawaiianman (11/02/2012) [-]
My name is volatile
I've been this way a long while
I'd surely like to rest
But the energy gets the best of me
It's been a wild ride
I wouldn't change a minute
I can't slow down inside
Guess that's why I live it

The years of mischief
Followed by weeks of thrift
I land on earth's hard face
No legs could keep that pace
And through the rest I sift

Is there ever a time
When the state of sleeping willingly leaves my mind

Highly frustrated wanna feel elated
Come monday morn you feel checkmated
You can be uncool and become the rule
Exceptions were made to drown

I'm not used to it, you'd think I'd be by now
The ins the outs the ups and the downs

I wanna make a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures for a while
I wanna make a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures, Just creatures
It comes and goes and comes and goes

Sometimes I go a little crazy
Sometimes I go a little crazy just like you I do

I know what you we're gonna say
But were afraid to cause dismay
You're lyrics switched around
The mixture watered down
And now a pointless display

It's something one won't understand
Unless there in it with me hand and hand

Don't buy the fear don't buy that my dear
The things you love you must keep near and
Carry on and you won't feel withdrawn
Even if you're coming down

Sometimes it's wearable sometimes is bearable
I careen towards balance til' the glass is full

I wanna make a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures for a while
I wanna make a mess
I wanna blow off stress
I wanna stoke the fire
Just creatures, just creatures

It comes and goes and comes and goes
Sometimes
Sometimes I get a little out there
Sometimes I go off
Sometimes just like you

I go a little crazy
Sometimes I go a little crazy just like you I do
Sometimes I go a little crazy
Sometimes I go a little crazy just like you I do
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User avatar #6 - crumbdumpster (08/18/2012) [-]
**crumbdumpster rolls 99** **** DA WORLD! HAWAIIANMAN
User avatar #18 to #6 - hawaiianman (08/20/2012) [-]
**hawaiianman rolls 68**
User avatar #2 - doctrine (08/14/2012) [-]
Why did you just reply to a comment I made eight months ago? Haha.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hawaiianman (08/14/2012) [-]
i dont know I was on new content and i ******* next and it got me there, so i dont know how i got there but eh.
User avatar #4 to #3 - doctrine (08/14/2012) [-]
Maybe you hit random by accident
User avatar #5 to #4 - hawaiianman (08/14/2012) [-]
Maybe but I tried to roll dubs and I failed so I deleted it and went to the next content it brought me to.
User avatar #1 - rustyshakleford (05/12/2012) [-]
Clowns! Clowns everywhere!!!!!
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