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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:8/29/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#498
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#66277 - Seriously, the more Israelis give themselves a bad name, the m… 07/23/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#31543 - Does anyone have Ron Jawrowski's QB ranks? I know it's on ESP… 07/23/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9 - I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition. 07/23/2014 on It's a thing now 0
#1804 - That's bad... She is either dead or disabled now.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts -2
#2414 - teamritchie (07/23/2014) [-]
Fuck that, you have no idea of her medical situation - why is she in a coma? Was it induced, has she just had surgery?, was it an accident?. As someone who has worked with people in comas I can say with 100% certainty you are an uniformed jackass.
User avatar #1941 - killerliquid (07/23/2014) [-]
Dude what the fuck

ya just don't tell a nigga that
#1801 - Leave him. 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
#161 - John Stewart's Correspondants, aside from Aasif, are idiots. … 07/23/2014 on Obamacare 0
#31468 - It's because they want to sell the game to as many people as p… 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31467 - I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that. 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31464 - So I guess that HOF jacket can be thrown away.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31465 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
he wears it when he cries himself to sleep
User avatar #31467 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that.
#31456 - Is Chad Ochocinco worthy of getting into the Hall of Fame? …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31530 - teoberry (07/23/2014) [-]
nope. gonna go a cfl game soon to see how he is tho.
User avatar #31460 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
nope
User avatar #31464 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
So I guess that HOF jacket can be thrown away.
User avatar #31465 - damandan (07/22/2014) [-]
he wears it when he cries himself to sleep
User avatar #31467 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
I just know a ton of players hated him for doing that.
#295480 - You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, … 07/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#31435 - Why bother? I can predict the outcome already: Cena wins lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #31437 - choochoomofo (07/21/2014) [-]
Cena hardly ever appears on Smackdown.
#295189 - Another volleyball game that ended in disaster. The girls on …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #295249 - thedudeistheman (07/21/2014) [-]
Breaking News: All women of FJ are on this guy's volleyball team, because he knows all of them are not competitive or honorable. More at eleven.
#295227 - fishinyourface (07/21/2014) [-]
"proves that anything women can do men can do 100 times better" you love generalizations don't you.
User avatar #295480 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2014) [-]
You want more proof? WMBA, no woman has won the stanley cup, no woman has won the world cup, no woman has won the superbowl. All world records in olympics are from men (unless the event is only for women).

Checkmate.
User avatar #295190 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
Volleyball was always my worst sport in gym
I don't know why, maybe it was because I was short, or the hand eye coordination
User avatar #295191 - thebestpieever (07/21/2014) [-]
No offence, but I imagined you'd be bad at every sport.
User avatar #295194 - targaryren (07/21/2014) [-]
I was ok at some
#31433 - Favorite Eli gif. His season in a nutshell. 07/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#54 - Picture 07/21/2014 on The Middle East Friendship... +10
#31414 - Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old. 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31411 - In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31407 - I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31404 - Why these quarterbacks are overpaid: Cutler - I hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31406 - admit (07/20/2014) [-]
#31402 - Open*  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31401 - Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31399 - But Cobb isn't getting a lot of yards and touchdowns against s…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31400 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wh-...why?
User avatar #31401 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#31396 - You pick Randal Cobb when against Seattle? Does fantasy footb…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31397 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wdym? It factors in a combination of rushing and receiving yards, as well as touch downs and adds points based on that.
User avatar #31399 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
But Cobb isn't getting a lot of yards and touchdowns against seattle...
User avatar #31400 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Wh-...why?
User avatar #31401 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Because Seattle is going to prevent Cobb from getting opened.
User avatar #31402 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Open*
User avatar #31405 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh I thought there was something that I was missing. But I have faith in Cobb, he did me good last year.
User avatar #31407 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
I don't do fantasy football, so Idk the rules completely, but don't you select some of the players you have, not everyone?
User avatar #31408 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
Some people are benched (6 in my league) and there's also "bye" weeks where players who have that week don't play. But in my league you get to play:
QB
RB (x2)
WR (x3)
TE
DEF
K
[Any position - Free slot]
BENCH (x6)
User avatar #31411 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
In that case I would bench Cobb and put in Bolden. The 49ers are playing the Cowboys, so I expect Bolden to get MUCH more yards and touchdowns against a HORRIBLE secondary.
User avatar #31413 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
But I love Dallas. I want them to be my pole bearers at my funeral so they can let me down one more time.
But people forget Dallas had won 5 Super Bowls.
User avatar #31412 - unncommon (07/20/2014) [-]
I'm not against taking someone's advice, thanks for the input man.
User avatar #31414 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/20/2014) [-]
Who knows, maybe Bolden is too old.
#1 - The reality is that the interviewer will know whether or not t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +2
#2 - kez (07/20/2014) [-]
No.

They know whether or not they will consider hiring you in the first 5 minutes.
#6 - Use the arrows. 07/20/2014 on You came to the wrong rooftop 0
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