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hawaiianhappysauce

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:7/02/2015
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#68 - full scholorships are for 2 types of people. 1. very poor bu… 06/10/2015 on Leaning 0
#30 - remember, you are paying for this education.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Leaning 0
User avatar #40 - mirukawa (06/10/2015) [-]
people get scholarships
User avatar #68 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/10/2015) [-]
full scholorships are for 2 types of people. 1. very poor but talented people. 2. Very rich and talented people. I am going to guess that he is middle class and average.
User avatar #31 - mangostormlegend (06/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know.

Still, I was really backed up with assignments that week. It helped.
#135 - is this a scene from the movie? Or is this sort of fan made? …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Hurricane with a will +1
User avatar #138 - tepidteal (06/09/2015) [-]
It's a fanedit. It looks pretty good.
#47855 - Just because I hate a team doesn't mean I don't recognize thei…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#47856 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
There is a difference between saying "I gotta give props to this team, they are really putting in a ton of effort to win this" and "How much you wanna bet Lightning lose game 4 or 5. Eastern conference is so bad." Both are talented teams, and its not likely to be a short series, let alone an 'easy sweep' from the Hawks.
But hey, I don't want to be an asshole about it, enjoy your sports how ya enjoy your sports
#47852 - What I don't understand is, you thumb me down (don't care abou…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47853 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
Because to be honest, you are flopping around as much as these announcers between games, especially predicting a 4 or 5 game sweep against the Lightning after the first game
It'd be nice if you picked a side and kinda stuck with it, catch my drift?
User avatar #47855 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/09/2015) [-]
Just because I hate a team doesn't mean I don't recognize their talent.
#47856 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
There is a difference between saying "I gotta give props to this team, they are really putting in a ton of effort to win this" and "How much you wanna bet Lightning lose game 4 or 5. Eastern conference is so bad." Both are talented teams, and its not likely to be a short series, let alone an 'easy sweep' from the Hawks.
But hey, I don't want to be an asshole about it, enjoy your sports how ya enjoy your sports
#47850 - I'm telling you. Emrick wants to give Kane a blowjob. The Bl…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #47851 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
I couldn't care less about what Emrick does, at least I can laugh my ass off for days at his commentary and I haven't taken him seriously at all during the playoffs
These other guys are not only sucking the Hawk's dicks, but they are doing so in the most monotonous way possible by barely getting excited unless the Hawks just scored, and always droning on about "Ohhhhhhh no, Bishop is really struggling here, I don't think he can do it, he's lost it" whenever he saves a shot
User avatar #47852 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/09/2015) [-]
What I don't understand is, you thumb me down (don't care about thumbs, but it's a sign of disapproval), but you then say exactly what I am saying... the announcers are pro hawks.
User avatar #47853 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
Because to be honest, you are flopping around as much as these announcers between games, especially predicting a 4 or 5 game sweep against the Lightning after the first game
It'd be nice if you picked a side and kinda stuck with it, catch my drift?
User avatar #47855 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/09/2015) [-]
Just because I hate a team doesn't mean I don't recognize their talent.
#47856 - averagewhitekid (06/09/2015) [-]
There is a difference between saying "I gotta give props to this team, they are really putting in a ton of effort to win this" and "How much you wanna bet Lightning lose game 4 or 5. Eastern conference is so bad." Both are talented teams, and its not likely to be a short series, let alone an 'easy sweep' from the Hawks.
But hey, I don't want to be an asshole about it, enjoy your sports how ya enjoy your sports
#47847 - I'm talking about Emrick 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#47840 - I'm starting to dislike the blackhawks because I really do not…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47841 - MillionsKnives (06/09/2015) [-]
If you're talking about Eddie, it's because he's an ex-Hawk. If you're talking about Pierre, it's because he sucks all of the "superstars" dicks, especially Kane/Toews, Crosby/Malkin.

Also, most announcers like the Hawks more than any other team because they are pretty much making the most money for the NHL, and plugging Kane, the star of the team, they further the chances his name will become a household name, making more bandwagon fans/fans of the NHL, which, finally, makes the NHL more money.
User avatar #47847 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm talking about Emrick
#319 - Why is admin posting relationship stuff? Is admin going throu… 06/08/2015 on Guy finds love from QT pie... +2
#125 - Same, but I'm 25. 06/08/2015 on :) +1
#44 - > Get Condom > Auction it off  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Wonka +1
User avatar #57 - mutzaki (06/07/2015) [-]
Instant pimp status.
#47797 - How much do you want to bet that the Hawks win in at most 5?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47798 - plataeiou (06/05/2015) [-]
$0
#47795 - Skip Bayless predicted Lebron wins the game with a clutch shot…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47802 - themanwithnoplan (06/06/2015) [-]
Shumpert was closer than Lebron and he was falling down
#47794 - I think it's already over. The Lightening didn't look like a …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... -5
User avatar #47796 - plataeiou (06/05/2015) [-]
Holy crap, dude. Learn2Sports.
User avatar #47797 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/05/2015) [-]
How much do you want to bet that the Hawks win in at most 5?
User avatar #47798 - plataeiou (06/05/2015) [-]
$0
#47750 - It was Jeter's last year. I think someone with his long consi… 06/02/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#47705 - he can't be the GOAT when teams use a strategy called Hack - a - Shaq.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47708 - suddenk (06/01/2015) [-]
He was averaging 28+ pts and 12 + rebs in his prime. Can you imagine if he didn't get lazy.
#47690 - I never really understood how New York citizens choose their t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47693 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
My grandparents were brooklyn dodgers fans and when they moved before my dad was born, my dad naturally became a mets fan, so now im a mets fan
#47683 - You don't cheer for the Giants or Yankees?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47684 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
are you out of your mind

User avatar #47690 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/31/2015) [-]
I never really understood how New York citizens choose their teams when they have 2-3 teams to pick. Why would anyone cheer for the Mets when they have the Yankees?
User avatar #47693 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
My grandparents were brooklyn dodgers fans and when they moved before my dad was born, my dad naturally became a mets fan, so now im a mets fan
#47681 - what teams?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47682 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
Rangers, Mets, and Jets
User avatar #47683 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/31/2015) [-]
You don't cheer for the Giants or Yankees?
User avatar #47684 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
are you out of your mind

User avatar #47690 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/31/2015) [-]
I never really understood how New York citizens choose their teams when they have 2-3 teams to pick. Why would anyone cheer for the Mets when they have the Yankees?
User avatar #47693 - PopcornViking (05/31/2015) [-]
My grandparents were brooklyn dodgers fans and when they moved before my dad was born, my dad naturally became a mets fan, so now im a mets fan
#47676 - The Blackhawks are turning into the Patriots of the NHL. Kane…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #47687 - MillionsKnives (05/31/2015) [-]
Once Towes and Kanes contract starts up they're going to be fucked. This is probably going to be their last shot at the cup for awhile.
#4 - American Psycho.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on How people show their... 0
#6 - rollfourexplain (05/31/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0000-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,963**

I know that. I just had no intentions of watching it.
#62 - Java is a decent language, but right now I am in a group tryin… 05/29/2015 on *high fives* 0
#93 - I heard this movie bombed...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on WHAT A LOVELY DAY +2
User avatar #128 - lilRican (05/26/2015) [-]
Well you heard wrong
#47557 - this series was over before it began. The Hawks don't have an…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #47558 - bondofsnow (05/25/2015) [-]
At least the final has potential to be good.
User avatar #47559 - suddenk (05/25/2015) [-]
Bucks in 6. warriors in 5
#11 - I honestly think Phillip Rivers could get that team to a Super… 05/25/2015 on Wait, do people on fj like... +2

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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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