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#145497 - Then you don't know women. Women hate men who get walked over…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #145498 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
It just troubles me. Phrasing things like "Don't show weakness" makes it woefully clear how you see these things. Women aren't out to get you, nor are they biased against you. And you're not a hunter or a warrior. You're just a dude, there's no need for "strenght" or any kind of dominance. Don't let yourself be a pushover, yes, but let's put it in clear terms: you like this person, so engage this person as a person, not as an object of adoration. She's not a prey or a prize, she's just some random girl who you find attractive.
User avatar #145499 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
I think you are misunderstanding what I'm trying to get across. Giving an Ipad to someone who you don't really know well enough to get them to love you is pretty lame, it shows you have a false sense of what love is.
User avatar #145500 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree with that bit. But I think phrasing things like that as weakness is... troubling. Because words mean something, and I don't think that what one ought to be looking for is a relationship where they have power or strength.
User avatar #145503 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
Let me give an example. Would you want a girlfriend who just does everything for you? I wouldn't.
User avatar #145504 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
"Yeah, I agree with that bit." - Thebestpieever 2014.
#145488 - First of all, you don't give women SHIT until she is in a rela…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145593 - iridium (07/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, I think it depends on what you give her and also if you aren't already associated with another. If you can't give anything you're probably not going to have a good relationship anyways as the whole point of a relationship is something mutual so there's some give and take. But you definitely don't start with anything you would really feel bad about if it went down the drain, and you don't make a habit of being a guy who is only really about giving material things.
User avatar #145603 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
My point is that if a girl is giving you hugs, you hug them back. If a girl is flirting, you flirt back, if a girl is teasing you tease back, if a girl gives you a gift, you should return the favor, etc etc etc. I would never give a gift to a girl that I wasn't sure about having a shot at.
User avatar #145489 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Meh, I'd agree that he was dumb but "Don't show weakness" sounds like dumb shit you would read in the red pill.
User avatar #145497 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
Then you don't know women. Women hate men who get walked over and are too nice. They want someone who is going to challenge them, someone who will make life interesting. They don't want a personal butler.
User avatar #145498 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
It just troubles me. Phrasing things like "Don't show weakness" makes it woefully clear how you see these things. Women aren't out to get you, nor are they biased against you. And you're not a hunter or a warrior. You're just a dude, there's no need for "strenght" or any kind of dominance. Don't let yourself be a pushover, yes, but let's put it in clear terms: you like this person, so engage this person as a person, not as an object of adoration. She's not a prey or a prize, she's just some random girl who you find attractive.
User avatar #145499 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
I think you are misunderstanding what I'm trying to get across. Giving an Ipad to someone who you don't really know well enough to get them to love you is pretty lame, it shows you have a false sense of what love is.
User avatar #145500 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree with that bit. But I think phrasing things like that as weakness is... troubling. Because words mean something, and I don't think that what one ought to be looking for is a relationship where they have power or strength.
User avatar #145503 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
Let me give an example. Would you want a girlfriend who just does everything for you? I wouldn't.
User avatar #145504 - thebestpieever (07/19/2014) [-]
"Yeah, I agree with that bit." - Thebestpieever 2014.
#145487 - The truth is, me giving advice is 1% of it. You have to make … 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145484 - wait... did you seriously give her an ipad? If so then that w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145545 - betta (07/19/2014) [-]
Nahh, I actually never got the nerve to do it thank god, we started to talk slowly though so yeah we're decent friends and it isn't the worst thing in the world.
User avatar #145562 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
Don't ever give women ANYTHING unless they give you a little love in return. If they flirt, you flirt back, but not too much. If you get into a relationship, don't think about marriage.
#145475 - I... I helped someone on here? I helped someone... I helped …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #145483 - svenninja (07/19/2014) [-]
You're right dude. Your advice has helped a lot, I'd be willing to help you out if you need anything.
User avatar #145487 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/19/2014) [-]
The truth is, me giving advice is 1% of it. You have to make decisions yourself. You have to take actions. I know this and I just take action.
#24 - Still. I wouldn't go down easy. I would try to run, make the…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi -1
#60 - opsbuttbuddy (07/18/2014) [-]
you wanna risk torture instead of a just a clean death?
User avatar #30 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
It's easy to say that when you're not in the situation.
#26 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
It's quick no matter how it happens.
#21 - What I don't get is why the guy just gave up and died.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +2
#22 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he knew that he was dead either way?
User avatar #24 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Still. I wouldn't go down easy. I would try to run, make them take me down.
#60 - opsbuttbuddy (07/18/2014) [-]
you wanna risk torture instead of a just a clean death?
User avatar #30 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
It's easy to say that when you're not in the situation.
#26 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
It's quick no matter how it happens.
#19 - I think they shot him then decapitated him.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi 0
#20 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
But it shows them chopping the head off then shooting the body then moving on to the other guy.....
User avatar #21 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
What I don't get is why the guy just gave up and died.
#22 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he knew that he was dead either way?
User avatar #24 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Still. I wouldn't go down easy. I would try to run, make them take me down.
#60 - opsbuttbuddy (07/18/2014) [-]
you wanna risk torture instead of a just a clean death?
User avatar #30 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
It's easy to say that when you're not in the situation.
#26 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
It's quick no matter how it happens.
#65952 - They aren't mean, they are just doing what Allah told them to do.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #65959 - newvein (07/18/2014) [-]
Then Allah is also a meanie =P
#13 - One video they buried someone alive, he probably died. … 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi 0
#18 - he was new and 10 years old.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Brofist 0
User avatar #19 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
and he still does it, he's got no excuse now
#16 - He caught caterpie first, then tried to use it to catch pidgeo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Brofist 0
User avatar #17 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
oh right. Now I remember. That was stupid of me to think he'd actually use type advantages correctly he only uses pikachu against pidgeotto because that's all he has. I bet he'd send out a weedle if he'd had one
User avatar #18 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
he was new and 10 years old.
User avatar #19 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
and he still does it, he's got no excuse now
#14 - Caterpie he just threw a pokeball on too.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Brofist 0
User avatar #15 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
to be fair though, caterpie are pretty weak. and I thougth he had pidgeotto attack it first?
User avatar #16 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
He caught caterpie first, then tried to use it to catch pidgeotto, and had to use pikachu.
User avatar #17 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
oh right. Now I remember. That was stupid of me to think he'd actually use type advantages correctly he only uses pikachu against pidgeotto because that's all he has. I bet he'd send out a weedle if he'd had one
User avatar #18 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
he was new and 10 years old.
User avatar #19 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
and he still does it, he's got no excuse now
#10 - First one was a guy getting his head buried and the other is 2…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi 0
#51 - alcxander (07/18/2014) [-]
and its no joke. its not hidden in any way. prepare yourself if you watch it you will see 3 men die, from start to finish. dont watch it. its not worth it....
#8 - It's a great demonstration of the "religion of peace" 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +10
#31329 - Yes but the eagles had to play in a shit division against a NF… 07/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31328 - Your top 6 are pretty solid. I would have swapped saints with… 07/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#65945 - "Religion of peace"  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #65955 - byposted (07/18/2014) [-]
More like "moderate, secular rebels with US weapons and training."
User avatar #65951 - newvein (07/18/2014) [-]
Why do people have to be so mean?
User avatar #65952 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
They aren't mean, they are just doing what Allah told them to do.
User avatar #65959 - newvein (07/18/2014) [-]
Then Allah is also a meanie =P
User avatar #65947 - aceofshadows (07/18/2014) [-]
pieces
#5 - The second one is waaay worse...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +2
User avatar #9 - sladee (07/18/2014) [-]
What are each of these vids?

I may awtch them i can handle some stuff.
User avatar #10 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
First one was a guy getting his head buried and the other is 2 decapitations.
#51 - alcxander (07/18/2014) [-]
and its no joke. its not hidden in any way. prepare yourself if you watch it you will see 3 men die, from start to finish. dont watch it. its not worth it....
#3 - oh god what the fuck...  [+] (21 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +4
#75 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
"FSA Terrorists cuts off citizens' heads in Syria"

Might contain content that is not suitable for all ages

Might
User avatar #59 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/18/2014) [-]
At least that was done fast and clean. The fucking cartels do it with a rusty knife and start cutting at the throat so you can still hear the guy gasping for air.
User avatar #32 - trystanvierra (07/18/2014) [-]
Did they scream "Heil Hitler"?
User avatar #33 - samxdaxman (07/18/2014) [-]
I think it was "allahu akbar"
User avatar #34 - trystanvierra (07/18/2014) [-]
Makes more sense. It sounded like Heil Hitler to me though.
User avatar #35 - samxdaxman (07/18/2014) [-]
Eh, close enough in what they mean in this case.
User avatar #31 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
Fucking animals.

I swear, Mecca needs to burn.
#18 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
The only question I have is why did they waste the bullets on the already dead people?
User avatar #19 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I think they shot him then decapitated him.
#20 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
But it shows them chopping the head off then shooting the body then moving on to the other guy.....
User avatar #21 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
What I don't get is why the guy just gave up and died.
#22 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he knew that he was dead either way?
User avatar #24 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Still. I wouldn't go down easy. I would try to run, make them take me down.
#60 - opsbuttbuddy (07/18/2014) [-]
you wanna risk torture instead of a just a clean death?
User avatar #30 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
It's easy to say that when you're not in the situation.
#26 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
It's quick no matter how it happens.
User avatar #15 - poutinesalad (07/18/2014) [-]
My boss showed me this video the other day.

He didnt realize how desensitized I am to this kind of shit
User avatar #40 - assdoreponyfucker (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah, most of us are
User avatar #7 - zzjames (07/18/2014) [-]
fuuuuuuuuck why did i sit through that
User avatar #8 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
It's a great demonstration of the "religion of peace"
User avatar #6 - qanonymousp (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah, seen beheadings before. opened it and decided i didn't need to see another ;)
#2 - not porn, just someone dying.  [+] (47 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Upside down pepsi +2
#88 - srhkid (07/18/2014) [-]
I like to tell myself as soon as they stop filming, hurry up and take the guy back out brush them off and say that was funny
User avatar #92 - instalation (07/19/2014) [-]
;-;
User avatar #82 - imalex (07/18/2014) [-]
i wouldnt wish that on my worst enemies
#73 - russianbro (07/18/2014) [-]
You know i find it amazing that im the only one that points out the fact that enjoying a video of a guy getting decapitaded is fucked up but beyond that ALSO the fact that this has 10 favorites.....fuckin hell...and i thought i was fucked up.
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User avatar #63 - thatoneiranianguy (07/18/2014) [-]
Serves that FSA terrorist right.
User avatar #56 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/18/2014) [-]
#54 - PedoNazi (07/18/2014) [-]
wow... I'm a Muslim and I was raised to believe that it's a religion of peace, my parents are pacifist and so am I, my entire family is actually, and that's what misled me, but this shit makes me feel so ashamed. that is unreal. now I fucking hate myself
#62 - letrollface (07/18/2014) [-]
liar
User avatar #61 - greedtheavaricious (07/18/2014) [-]
Don't hate yourself because of that.

I had the misfortune of spending an entire school year with muslims, and not the good kind. They were threating with violence if you just made a little joke, or pointing out something absolutely ridiculous (for example, lego jabbas palace reminding of some holy muslim temple)

Idiots exist. You are not one of them.
User avatar #57 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/18/2014) [-]
You are a gentle soul PedoNazi don't change for no one.
User avatar #42 - greedtheavaricious (07/18/2014) [-]
Was that really necessary...
User avatar #38 - notnewaccount (07/18/2014) [-]
Oh... Not porn... I fapped to it before reading
#37 - theruse (07/18/2014) [-]
#14 - vorarephilia (07/18/2014) [-]
I like how they have guns pointed at him, like they are expecting him to leap out at any moment.
#12 - gokusdog (07/18/2014) [-]
Did they die?
User avatar #85 - imalex (07/18/2014) [-]
probably not, looked like really loose material and he had a peice of cloth over his head making him able to breath
he probably just dug himself up after a while
User avatar #13 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
One video they buried someone alive, he probably died.

The other one had 2 people shot and decapitated.
User avatar #11 - thisisbait (07/18/2014) [-]
Its probably bad that i find this stuff boring.
User avatar #45 - johnnygat (07/18/2014) [-]
Want more intense shit? It's not the worst I've seen, but heavy-r.com has some fucked up shit in the NSFW section of the categories.
User avatar #4 - qanonymousp (07/18/2014) [-]
regret watching that
User avatar #5 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
The second one is waaay worse...
User avatar #9 - sladee (07/18/2014) [-]
What are each of these vids?

I may awtch them i can handle some stuff.
User avatar #10 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
First one was a guy getting his head buried and the other is 2 decapitations.
#51 - alcxander (07/18/2014) [-]
and its no joke. its not hidden in any way. prepare yourself if you watch it you will see 3 men die, from start to finish. dont watch it. its not worth it....
User avatar #3 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
#75 - anonymous (07/18/2014) [-]
"FSA Terrorists cuts off citizens' heads in Syria"

Might contain content that is not suitable for all ages

Might
User avatar #59 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/18/2014) [-]
At least that was done fast and clean. The fucking cartels do it with a rusty knife and start cutting at the throat so you can still hear the guy gasping for air.
User avatar #32 - trystanvierra (07/18/2014) [-]
Did they scream "Heil Hitler"?
User avatar #33 - samxdaxman (07/18/2014) [-]
I think it was "allahu akbar"
User avatar #34 - trystanvierra (07/18/2014) [-]
Makes more sense. It sounded like Heil Hitler to me though.
User avatar #35 - samxdaxman (07/18/2014) [-]
Eh, close enough in what they mean in this case.
User avatar #31 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
Fucking animals.

I swear, Mecca needs to burn.
#18 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
The only question I have is why did they waste the bullets on the already dead people?
User avatar #19 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
I think they shot him then decapitated him.
#20 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
But it shows them chopping the head off then shooting the body then moving on to the other guy.....
User avatar #21 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
What I don't get is why the guy just gave up and died.
#22 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
Maybe he knew that he was dead either way?
User avatar #24 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Still. I wouldn't go down easy. I would try to run, make them take me down.
#60 - opsbuttbuddy (07/18/2014) [-]
you wanna risk torture instead of a just a clean death?
User avatar #30 - wthree (07/18/2014) [-]
It's easy to say that when you're not in the situation.
#26 - youxbarstard (07/18/2014) [-]
It's quick no matter how it happens.
User avatar #15 - poutinesalad (07/18/2014) [-]
My boss showed me this video the other day.

He didnt realize how desensitized I am to this kind of shit
User avatar #40 - assdoreponyfucker (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah, most of us are
User avatar #7 - zzjames (07/18/2014) [-]
fuuuuuuuuck why did i sit through that
User avatar #8 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
It's a great demonstration of the "religion of peace"
User avatar #6 - qanonymousp (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah, seen beheadings before. opened it and decided i didn't need to see another ;)
#10 - Ash getting charmander...  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Brofist 0
User avatar #13 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
he kind of worked for that one though
User avatar #28 - Lainge (07/18/2014) [-]
He didn't do shit.
That was all Brock.
Fuck knows why Ash got the Charmander.
User avatar #14 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
Caterpie he just threw a pokeball on too.
User avatar #15 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
to be fair though, caterpie are pretty weak. and I thougth he had pidgeotto attack it first?
User avatar #16 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
He caught caterpie first, then tried to use it to catch pidgeotto, and had to use pikachu.
User avatar #17 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
oh right. Now I remember. That was stupid of me to think he'd actually use type advantages correctly he only uses pikachu against pidgeotto because that's all he has. I bet he'd send out a weedle if he'd had one
User avatar #18 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/18/2014) [-]
he was new and 10 years old.
User avatar #19 - fishinyourface (07/18/2014) [-]
and he still does it, he's got no excuse now
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User avatar #5 - chokinandtokin (07/18/2014) [-]
yeah
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