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hawaiianhappysauce

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Comment Ranking:#11801
Highest Content Rank:#2083
Highest Comment Rank:#498
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Favorite Tags: Football (5)

latest user's comments

#39415 - I'm just going to point out this: 28-59 @ NE 22-4…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39421 - bionicpanda (01/12/2015) [-]
the odds said the colts would lose to denver
#39394 - Jesus, Luck is a beast. Clearly annihilating the postseason r… 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39313 - No, the ravens game was refball that NE had to get over. Hold… 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39306 - The refs are not helping you. This is just like the Ravens ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39308 - saltyfries (01/11/2015) [-]
also don't you mean Lions?
User avatar #39313 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/11/2015) [-]
No, the ravens game was refball that NE had to get over. Holding on Revis after a fumble near the end-zone, bad PI call with Steve Smith Sr flopping, Ravens players kneeing Brady while he is down and no flag, but when we taunt we get a flag, blatant no call on hold on Gronk). All of these things took momentum away from us to give the Ravens a scoring chance. I think Packers will still win. The Dallas Cowboys are struggling to move the ball and GB hasn't had that one quarter where they just unleash.
User avatar #39307 - saltyfries (01/11/2015) [-]
yeah refball, that was the only reason Dallas scored that first TD, apparently a co-worker told me that the ref for that previous game, came off a Dallas Cowboy party bus, and RETIRED after the game with LOADS of money, sounds VERY suspicious
#39305 - Dallas is getting the refs help a ton. That last play had VER… 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39292 - I was surprised with how little pressure Cam was getting.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39293 - blazingpelt (01/11/2015) [-]
Seemed like there were plenty of times where rushers got close, but Cam rolled out usually.
#39285 - Honestly, I can't put this loss on Flacco. I would put it on … 01/11/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#39224 - But Garrett finally broke the 8-8 streak and went on the road … 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39221 - Not sure why you hate the bears so much when their team has be…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39222 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
i don't really hate them, as much as I like to be a dick and make jokes
#39219 - I'm guessing this is another one of your "kicking while t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39220 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
I can't help myself sometimes
User avatar #39221 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/09/2015) [-]
Not sure why you hate the bears so much when their team has been irrelevant since they picked up Cutler.
#39222 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
i don't really hate them, as much as I like to be a dick and make jokes
#39218 - Forget it. Watt is not going to be MVP even though he should.…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39223 - skullnigga (01/09/2015) [-]
obrien should get coach of the year because he turned a 2 win team to a 9 win team and the texans had 4 different starting qbs and a lot of injuries and i forgot about gronk lol
User avatar #39224 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/09/2015) [-]
But Garrett finally broke the 8-8 streak and went on the road 8-0. which very few teams have pulled off in the history of the NFL.
#39217 - I think the person who is the most hungry out of all the teams… 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39202 - I would be nervous for both NE and GB. Dallas is the hottest …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39203 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
Rodgers played hurt 3 times, 1 bad one against NO away, against the Bears which was AWESOME, and then his heroics against Detroit. We're at home so that should be SOMEWHAT an advantage over Dallas as they gotta contend in that weather. HOWEVER! I have to see it to believe it out of Green Bay, they say they're hungry, but they gotta prove it.
User avatar #39217 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/09/2015) [-]
I think the person who is the most hungry out of all the teams is Denver. Out of all the QBs who are desperate for that next SB it's Peyton who has little time left.
#39199 - Rodgers is going to play with an injury against the Cowboys. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39201 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
he's been given 2 weeks like the Bears game, I hope he's recovered and took care of it.
User avatar #39202 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/09/2015) [-]
I would be nervous for both NE and GB. Dallas is the hottest team right now and we've seen Rodgers play injured against the Saints, it didn't end well. NE is playing the Ravens who just seem to have our number in the playoffs.

Denver and Seattle will win guaranteed. Seattle is built similarly to Carolina, but better at all phases. The Colts have no running game now that both RBs are injured, Denver has established a running game with CJ anderson. Colts don't have the receivers or the defense that Denver has. Denver also played the Hardest schedule in the NFL and the Colts played an easy schedule and STILL didn't beat anyone good. Complete miss-match. Denver wins easily 24 - 37 and Seattle wins decisively 10 - 26.

I will pick GB to win if Rodgers is healthy 27 - 45. But if he looks bad I think GB will still win but 30 - 34.

I am convinced the Ravens will win with their Pass Rush. 20 - 16.
User avatar #39203 - saltyfries (01/09/2015) [-]
Rodgers played hurt 3 times, 1 bad one against NO away, against the Bears which was AWESOME, and then his heroics against Detroit. We're at home so that should be SOMEWHAT an advantage over Dallas as they gotta contend in that weather. HOWEVER! I have to see it to believe it out of Green Bay, they say they're hungry, but they gotta prove it.
User avatar #39217 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/09/2015) [-]
I think the person who is the most hungry out of all the teams is Denver. Out of all the QBs who are desperate for that next SB it's Peyton who has little time left.
#93 - You left out the Silicon in the first picture. 01/08/2015 on PETA cringe comp 0
#39192 - If Chandler Jones' bro can win a fight while on cocaine then h… 01/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39190 - Patriots need to draft OL and DL, more importantly DL. I am s… 01/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#47 - Clinton didn't rid us of debt.. he lowered it with the Republi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Clinton v Bush (take 2) +7
User avatar #53 - spyindisguise (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure my gov book mentions when Clinton managed to balance the budget, effectively having 0 debt. Didn't last long tho, it was more for show.
#84 - anonexplains (01/07/2015) [-]
Clinton had a surplus in the US deficit, not debt, and that's only if you count social security money that had been put off being spent.
#65 - anonexplains (01/07/2015) [-]
He balanced the yearly budget so that the national debt wouldn't increase yearly. We still had a ton of debt it just wasn't growing (which it usually is).
#190 - Norway doesn't have black people, so of course they won't shoo… 01/06/2015 on Uberfacts comp 0
#177 - At least you get money, women are attracted to money. 01/06/2015 on Engineering 0
#39141 - With the PI and the 15 yard penalty from Dez being on the fiel… 01/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39116 - > Ravens playing in Foxboro Probably no patriots. 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39115 - a FG makes a big difference. If you are down by 1 (after Dall…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #39117 - skullnigga (01/05/2015) [-]
lol if the lions picked up the first down they would probably have gone 3 and out and the cowboys would just get it with 6 mins left
User avatar #39141 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/06/2015) [-]
With the PI and the 15 yard penalty from Dez being on the field, they would easily score 3.
#39114 - ok then 1. I never said all 3 was necessary, but it…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39120 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
Alright then let's go through some rankings.

This year, 3 of the top 5 defenses in yards allowed/game are not playing games right now.
Last year, 2 of the top 5 lost the first game.
2012, 2 didn't make the playoffs, 1 lost the first game.
2011, 1 didn't make, another lost the first game

This year, 3 of the top 5 teams in yards/carry did not make the playoffs
Last year, every one of them either didn't make the playoffs (2) or lost the first game (3)
2012, 1 didn't make, 2 lost in the first game.
2011, 4 of them didn't make

Now, this year 4 of the top 4 teams in yards/pass attempt are still playing football games.
Last year, 2 of those teams were in the Super Bowl (that wasn't the case for any of the other things), and the other won a playoff game.
2012, 2 teams won a playoff game, another lost to one of those teams (again, not the case in anything else)
2011, we again had the Super Bowl contenders play each other, we again had one team lose their first game to another top 5 team, and then there was Detroit.


To say that those teams won solely because of the passing game or that the other teams lost solely because they were good at defense or running the ball is extraordinarily dumb. But there really should be zero debate that unless you are playing with Seattle's defense with Marshawn Lynch as your running back, a combination we probably won't see much after they're gone, you need an elite quarterback to get through the playoffs. I can't stand it when people try and go against the grain for no other reason than to go against the grain or because they found one particular example that they think is indicative of some huge trend. That's not how it works.
#39121 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
It also should be 4 of the top 5 teams in yards/pass attempt.
#39073 - So there is a chance that NE and Seattle have to play the toug… 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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