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#39141 - With the PI and the 15 yard penalty from Dez being on the fiel… 01/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39116 - > Ravens playing in Foxboro Probably no patriots. 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39115 - a FG makes a big difference. If you are down by 1 (after Dall…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#39117 - skullnigga (01/05/2015) [-]
lol if the lions picked up the first down they would probably have gone 3 and out and the cowboys would just get it with 6 mins left
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#39141 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/06/2015) [-]
With the PI and the 15 yard penalty from Dez being on the field, they would easily score 3.
#39114 - ok then 1. I never said all 3 was necessary, but it…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39120 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
Alright then let's go through some rankings.

This year, 3 of the top 5 defenses in yards allowed/game are not playing games right now.
Last year, 2 of the top 5 lost the first game.
2012, 2 didn't make the playoffs, 1 lost the first game.
2011, 1 didn't make, another lost the first game

This year, 3 of the top 5 teams in yards/carry did not make the playoffs
Last year, every one of them either didn't make the playoffs (2) or lost the first game (3)
2012, 1 didn't make, 2 lost in the first game.
2011, 4 of them didn't make

Now, this year 4 of the top 4 teams in yards/pass attempt are still playing football games.
Last year, 2 of those teams were in the Super Bowl (that wasn't the case for any of the other things), and the other won a playoff game.
2012, 2 teams won a playoff game, another lost to one of those teams (again, not the case in anything else)
2011, we again had the Super Bowl contenders play each other, we again had one team lose their first game to another top 5 team, and then there was Detroit.


To say that those teams won solely because of the passing game or that the other teams lost solely because they were good at defense or running the ball is extraordinarily dumb. But there really should be zero debate that unless you are playing with Seattle's defense with Marshawn Lynch as your running back, a combination we probably won't see much after they're gone, you need an elite quarterback to get through the playoffs. I can't stand it when people try and go against the grain for no other reason than to go against the grain or because they found one particular example that they think is indicative of some huge trend. That's not how it works.
#39121 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
It also should be 4 of the top 5 teams in yards/pass attempt.
#39073 - So there is a chance that NE and Seattle have to play the toug… 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#2 - You are a cautious type, neutral, and rather insecure. You wou… 01/04/2015 on Psychology Test 0
#39060 - The chiefs were knocked out because the ENTIRE defense got inj…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39097 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
Oh good Lord that's dumb. Alright 1. You failed to address every other point that I made, so you're only tackling like one piece of the pie here. And poorly at that. The Chiefs rushed for 150 yards that game. Charles being out was completely irrelevant because the running game averaged 5 yards a cary without him, which was roughly his season average up to that point. Flowers was also an awful CB last year. You may want to refer to the fact that the chiefs released him after the season. So he did nothing. And it wasn't both pass rushers that went down, it was only Houston that did, and it wasn't even until later in the second half when the Colts were already making their comeback. I don't know why you chose that one specific game to try and derail my entire enveloping point, but your knowledge and recollection of football is remarkably terrible.
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#39114 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/05/2015) [-]
ok then

1. I never said all 3 was necessary, but it helps significantly more than a passing game. The total defense is the top priority and GB had that. The saints didn't have a great defense and probably is the only outlier.

2. Eli carried that offense? no... They beat the patriots scoring 21 and 17 points, that was all defense.

The colts also had a good defense which is why Peyton can throw 7 picks in the playoffs and still win a SB.

Keep in mind, the third most important thing is a SMART QB. Someone who won't throw picks and make mistakes. Rodgers, Peyton, Brees, and Ben all qualify.
#39120 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
Alright then let's go through some rankings.

This year, 3 of the top 5 defenses in yards allowed/game are not playing games right now.
Last year, 2 of the top 5 lost the first game.
2012, 2 didn't make the playoffs, 1 lost the first game.
2011, 1 didn't make, another lost the first game

This year, 3 of the top 5 teams in yards/carry did not make the playoffs
Last year, every one of them either didn't make the playoffs (2) or lost the first game (3)
2012, 1 didn't make, 2 lost in the first game.
2011, 4 of them didn't make

Now, this year 4 of the top 4 teams in yards/pass attempt are still playing football games.
Last year, 2 of those teams were in the Super Bowl (that wasn't the case for any of the other things), and the other won a playoff game.
2012, 2 teams won a playoff game, another lost to one of those teams (again, not the case in anything else)
2011, we again had the Super Bowl contenders play each other, we again had one team lose their first game to another top 5 team, and then there was Detroit.


To say that those teams won solely because of the passing game or that the other teams lost solely because they were good at defense or running the ball is extraordinarily dumb. But there really should be zero debate that unless you are playing with Seattle's defense with Marshawn Lynch as your running back, a combination we probably won't see much after they're gone, you need an elite quarterback to get through the playoffs. I can't stand it when people try and go against the grain for no other reason than to go against the grain or because they found one particular example that they think is indicative of some huge trend. That's not how it works.
#39121 - ishotthedeputy (01/05/2015) [-]
It also should be 4 of the top 5 teams in yards/pass attempt.
#39059 - As for the argument on the SB wins by your select teams: … 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39055 - Further more, Ravens with the advantage of defense and running… 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#39053 - And to further prove my point about the importance of Defense … 01/04/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0