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#24977 - Same thing.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24980 - iwanttousenumbers (05/26/2014) [-]
Except there's a lot of non-NHL players in it. It's more like the Olympics
User avatar #24986 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/27/2014) [-]
which is also rigged?
#135363 - I forgot, you apparently need to be autistic too. 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135362 - Stop being fat and accept the truth.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#135364 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
If calling others names makes you feel better, let it all out.
#64087 - No, 2000 - 2010 was the pinnacle of intellectual advancement. 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64083 - lol 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#24973 - > NHL > refs rigging the game Isn't that ev…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24975 - saltyfries (05/26/2014) [-]
this isn't NHL it's the hockey world cup
User avatar #24977 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Same thing.
User avatar #24980 - iwanttousenumbers (05/26/2014) [-]
Except there's a lot of non-NHL players in it. It's more like the Olympics
User avatar #24986 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/27/2014) [-]
which is also rigged?
#24972 - Comment deleted 05/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#64082 - Look closely, and you would see age of intellect is matched wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #64084 - kanadetenshi (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol i'm libertarian. And i'd say the technology started more around JFK's time.
User avatar #64087 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
No, 2000 - 2010 was the pinnacle of intellectual advancement.
#135358 - I'm going to give you some real hardcore advice here. … 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135357 - Maybe your girlfriend got her pussy pounded by a real man …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -2
User avatar #135422 - marinepenguin (05/26/2014) [-]
Rood wen no need 2 b rood
#64079 - Raegan < any other president. What are you a commie?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64085 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
No but more pragmatic and rational then you most likely. The 1920's were more liberal economically then under reagan, and less corrupt in some aspects, coolidge was based as fuck for the economy, although some would argue that his lack of action in the market's allowed for the great depression to occur.
#24970 - I don't get it. 05/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#24969 - nll?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24981 - iwanttousenumbers (05/26/2014) [-]
National Lacrosse League I believe
#135346 - Lol womanexplain is angry about me telling the truth.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135361 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
ohye
User avatar #135362 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Stop being fat and accept the truth.
#135364 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
If calling others names makes you feel better, let it all out.
#135342 - I think you are playing good game. Women like assholes. So k…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... -2
User avatar #135346 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol womanexplain is angry about me telling the truth.
User avatar #135361 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
ohye
User avatar #135362 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Stop being fat and accept the truth.
#135364 - womanexplain (05/26/2014) [-]
If calling others names makes you feel better, let it all out.
#135341 - If you have aspergers too that could also be used to get sympa… 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64073 - Now I'm not saying I support Fascism like you. I do think tha…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#64074 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Hail to the king.
#64091 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
Gloria Caesar.
#64092 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Aww yes.
#135338 - Yes. Fox news loves to link shootings to terrorism since it g…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135339 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man I appreciate your help.
User avatar #135341 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
If you have aspergers too that could also be used to get sympathy.
Also, try to use assault weapons so the NRA gets anally raped by the liberal idiots.

Or if you can't kill yourself, hide in a boat. This will lock down the town and put everyone in a state of fear.
#64071 - This is so true though. Pioneer - settlers; conquest - americ…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #64080 - kanadetenshi (05/26/2014) [-]
>Reagan
>Age of intellect

Religion has been weakening since the renaissance and has only been better.
User avatar #64082 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Look closely, and you would see age of intellect is matched with the tech boom, not raegan. Nice try communist scum.
User avatar #64084 - kanadetenshi (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol i'm libertarian. And i'd say the technology started more around JFK's time.
User avatar #64087 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
No, 2000 - 2010 was the pinnacle of intellectual advancement.
#64078 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah... See you're pretty wrong on several things and are being very selective in what you acknowledge affluence would be better off being the 1920's, or the post world war 2 economic boom.
User avatar #64079 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Raegan < any other president. What are you a commie?
#64085 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
No but more pragmatic and rational then you most likely. The 1920's were more liberal economically then under reagan, and less corrupt in some aspects, coolidge was based as fuck for the economy, although some would argue that his lack of action in the market's allowed for the great depression to occur.
User avatar #64072 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #64073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Now I'm not saying I support Fascism like you. I do think that the career politicians need to go. I think there should be term limits to senators, mayors, and house reps.

Two 6-year terms for senators, five 2-year terms for congressmen, and three 4-year terms for Mayor. I think the problem with Senators today is that they are in the government for too long and learn ways to screw over the system and make extra money.
#64074 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Hail to the king.
#64091 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
Gloria Caesar.
#64092 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Aww yes.
#64069 - thanks!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #64070 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Still waiting for my tities.
#64066 - I don't have boobs...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #64067 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes you do.
Post em.
#64064 - Where is the rest of that? For once you posted something reasonable.  [+] (21 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #64068 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #64111 - ablueguy (05/27/2014) [-]
"Perhaps the most dangerous by-product of
the Age of Intellect is the unconscious
growth of the idea that the human brain can
solve the problems of the world. Even on the
low level of practical affairs this is patently
untrue. Any small human activity, the local
bowls club or the ladies’ luncheon club,
requires for its survival a measure of self-
sacrifice and service on the part of the
members. In a wider national sphere, the
survival of the nation depends basically on
the loyalty and self-sacrifice of the citizens.
The impression that the situation can be
saved by mental cleverness, without unselfishness or human self-dedication, can only lead to collapse. "
Words can hardly describe how much I agree with this.
Do you know other stuff like this? I think its brilliant.
User avatar #64118 - schnizel (05/27/2014) [-]
Not much but I'll find it.
User avatar #64071 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
This is so true though. Pioneer - settlers; conquest - american expansion; Commerce - industrial revolution; affluence - the Reagan years; Age of intellect - the tech boom; Age of Decadence - today since we have a welfare state, pessimism of government and leaders, defensiveness by harassing other nations in the middle east, materialism - people connected to their technology, frivolity - again, poor government reps., influx of foreigners are the illegal immigrants, and a weakening religion due to the rise of atheism.

And the causes of these things are prevalent in American society.
User avatar #64080 - kanadetenshi (05/26/2014) [-]
>Reagan
>Age of intellect

Religion has been weakening since the renaissance and has only been better.
User avatar #64082 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Look closely, and you would see age of intellect is matched with the tech boom, not raegan. Nice try communist scum.
User avatar #64084 - kanadetenshi (05/26/2014) [-]
Lol i'm libertarian. And i'd say the technology started more around JFK's time.
User avatar #64087 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
No, 2000 - 2010 was the pinnacle of intellectual advancement.
#64078 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah... See you're pretty wrong on several things and are being very selective in what you acknowledge affluence would be better off being the 1920's, or the post world war 2 economic boom.
User avatar #64079 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Raegan < any other president. What are you a commie?
#64085 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
No but more pragmatic and rational then you most likely. The 1920's were more liberal economically then under reagan, and less corrupt in some aspects, coolidge was based as fuck for the economy, although some would argue that his lack of action in the market's allowed for the great depression to occur.
User avatar #64072 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #64073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Now I'm not saying I support Fascism like you. I do think that the career politicians need to go. I think there should be term limits to senators, mayors, and house reps.

Two 6-year terms for senators, five 2-year terms for congressmen, and three 4-year terms for Mayor. I think the problem with Senators today is that they are in the government for too long and learn ways to screw over the system and make extra money.
#64074 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Hail to the king.
#64091 - anonexplains (05/26/2014) [-]
Gloria Caesar.
#64092 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Aww yes.
User avatar #64069 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #64070 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Still waiting for my tities.
User avatar #64065 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
TITS and I'll show you.
User avatar #64066 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
I don't have boobs...
User avatar #64067 - schnizel (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes you do.
Post em.
#135334 - The whole profit thing is old. Also OPTIONAL …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135335 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Wait, why do I an suicide in the name of Muhammad so I get alot of virgins? I may die a virgin but I get to fuck other virgins. And what if I shoot up the new godzilla movie? OH and before I go I will leave fake notes falsly linking my self to people in the middle east so they think I am working with Al Qaeda?
User avatar #135338 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes. Fox news loves to link shootings to terrorism since it gives good ratings and it makes people afraid. Thus your message gets across
User avatar #135339 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man I appreciate your help.
User avatar #135341 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
If you have aspergers too that could also be used to get sympathy.
Also, try to use assault weapons so the NRA gets anally raped by the liberal idiots.

Or if you can't kill yourself, hide in a boat. This will lock down the town and put everyone in a state of fear.
#135332 - Go to nearest campus Bring knife and guns (if available) …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +3
User avatar #135333 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Nice and solid plan but I think its missing a few steps, needs more ??? and profit. But again its solid.
User avatar #135334 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
The whole profit thing is old.

Also OPTIONAL

rape the corpses so you don't die a virgin.
set a trap in your appt for the cops to trigger when they investigate
Blow up a building
Bring a Quaran so the media will think this was Home Grown Terrorism
And finally, leave a note saying there are more people out there who are going to kill people.
User avatar #135335 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Wait, why do I an suicide in the name of Muhammad so I get alot of virgins? I may die a virgin but I get to fuck other virgins. And what if I shoot up the new godzilla movie? OH and before I go I will leave fake notes falsly linking my self to people in the middle east so they think I am working with Al Qaeda?
User avatar #135338 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes. Fox news loves to link shootings to terrorism since it gives good ratings and it makes people afraid. Thus your message gets across
User avatar #135339 - thenameschuck (05/26/2014) [-]
Thanks man I appreciate your help.
User avatar #135341 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/26/2014) [-]
If you have aspergers too that could also be used to get sympathy.
Also, try to use assault weapons so the NRA gets anally raped by the liberal idiots.

Or if you can't kill yourself, hide in a boat. This will lock down the town and put everyone in a state of fear.
#135331 - That movie is gay.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135382 - revengeforfreeze (05/26/2014) [-]
You know I obliterate gay.

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