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#132171 - no 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#132170 - Stop complaining. When it comes to sex, women are on easy mod…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#132180 - llamagaga (05/09/2014) [-]
Well aren't you edgy
"Women are on easy mode"
"Don't go on a site and complain to a bunch of geeks"
Not only did you manage to sound like an idiot by insulting me for asking for advice on an actual advice board, you're also apparently sexist! Way to go.
"Maybe you aren't trying hard enough because this isn't a difficult task"

You're right, I'll try harder to take my clothes off next time
Because undressing has levels of success
User avatar #132198 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
> So... you think women have it harder when it comes to getting laid? Get real.
> I'm not sexist, I just think you are not putting in nearly enough effort (he isn't either, but you aren't communicating with him well, which is why this relationship is doomed).

> Do you honestly think that just taking your top off will turn him on 100% of the time? Keep in mind, you are a woman with "a little extra chub," not some bombshell big titty babe with perfect proportions. So you are going to have to put in a tiny bit more effort (which isn't really much effort). If anything, YOU are the sexist person for just assuming that your boyfriend would be in the mood because you are naked.
User avatar #132201 - llamagaga (05/09/2014) [-]
I never said women had it harder. You implied that we have it easier, though, and that's as much of a sexist assumption as my expectation for him to be more excited around me is. No need for hypocrisy.

His exact words: "You have the nicest tits of any girl I've been with. Not the biggest, but still, the nicest."

and finally, something like this: "You are the hottest girl I've been with. I probably feel this way because of how much I've grown to love you, but I still feel that way"

Either way, you aren't exactly giving me any actual helpful advice, so it's pointless for me to continue to establish my case.
User avatar #132202 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
pssst He isn't being honest with you because he would have to have aspergers syndrome if he said "you're tits aren't THAT good," or "I've had hotter girlfriends." There are flaws he has that you don't mention because that will probably make him upset. What people say does not imply what they feel.
User avatar #132191 - makotoitou (05/09/2014) [-]
He's right though. I mean you're forgetting this is a board full of male geeks asking for dating advice while you're a girl trying to get fucked more. You do gotta consider who you're asking.
User avatar #132193 - llamagaga (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm having guy problems. I simply thought it would be smarter to ask guys for advice rather than female friends this time around.
#233 - That was my thought too. It was also about the 40 thieves, wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Random Fact Comp. 27 0
#276 - Hightower (05/12/2014) [-]
Ali-baba and the 40 thieves was not a sequel to Aladdin, it was another of the stories Scheherazade told the sultan in 1,001 Arabian Nights.

Scheherazade was the bride of a sultan who was famous for killing his wives after he had his way with them, because his first wife had been unfaithful, and he assumed all women were incapable of being faithful. He did this so many times that there were no virgins left in. The vizier had a daughter, Scheherazade, who volunteered to marry the sultan. On their wedding night, instead of launching into the typical wedding night festivities, Scheherazade asked the sultan if she could tell him a story. The sultan agreed, so she began. At the end of the night, the tale was not finished, so the sultan spared her life so she could continue the following night. Every night Sherazade would finish the tale from the night before, and begin a new one, always leaving the night's tale unfinished. And so for 1,001 nights she kept her life.
#132123 - They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 1… 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#132116 - Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132117 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
#24202 - The bruins looked horrible that whole game and stole the victory. 05/09/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#132101 - I guess it depends on the job. If it's engineering, finance, …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132109 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I put stuff like that on my resume and I work at a bank.

Probably also depends on the company. My father who is a Vice President of Sales at a Sports company hires people more on their personality then their credentials. He'd rather have someone with a good attitude and willingness to learn and work over someone with a degree.
User avatar #132116 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through HR first, and those people have the IQ of a rock.
User avatar #132117 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
#24105 - Draft is today guys. Who do you think the Pats, 49ers, Seattl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24107 - blazingpelt (05/08/2014) [-]
Trade, Nix, A S-J, Roby
#132062 - They don't care if you are a rock climber.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132093 - swagasauruss (05/09/2014) [-]
they kinda do when I'm applying for a job that requires me to climb 1000 feet a day...thanks for the input though.
User avatar #132071 - marinepenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
A resume is used to get to know the person before they become employed there. Having personal hobbies and activities you are involved in can show that you are an active person, involved in the community, etc. It doesn't hurt at least.
User avatar #132101 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
I guess it depends on the job. If it's engineering, finance, etc. Then no, they don't care. As a matter of fact they would just laugh at your resume and throw it away.
User avatar #132109 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I put stuff like that on my resume and I work at a bank.

Probably also depends on the company. My father who is a Vice President of Sales at a Sports company hires people more on their personality then their credentials. He'd rather have someone with a good attitude and willingness to learn and work over someone with a degree.
User avatar #132116 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
Well your dad is 1/1000000 employers. Many resumes go through HR first, and those people have the IQ of a rock.
User avatar #132117 - marinepenguin (05/09/2014) [-]
I was just trying to make a point that it isn't cut and dry. Not all employers are going to throw a resume away because you added what you like to do in your personal time.
User avatar #132123 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/09/2014) [-]
They probably won't read it. They look at these resumes for 15 seconds and that's it.
#132061 - Learning about sex in school other than sex ed? Sounds like a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132065 - awesomerninjathing (05/08/2014) [-]
its in a book so its not like they're teaching sex
#148 - I have it set to that and it still happens to me too. ( I am … 05/08/2014 on Follow Your Dreams 0
#131994 - It's pretty annoying  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #131995 - fistfireace (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I fucking hate it.
#131990 - My account keeps on logging on and off randomly. Is this happ…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #132006 - marinepenguin (05/08/2014) [-]
Happening to me, I assumed someone was trying to get into my account.
User avatar #131996 - ferrettamer (05/08/2014) [-]
Happening to a lot of people, I would assume most of the site
#131991 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
Apparently not, because that keeps happening to me - I was about to ask that same question.
User avatar #131993 - fistfireace (05/08/2014) [-]
Fucking really?
User avatar #131994 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/08/2014) [-]
It's pretty annoying
User avatar #131995 - fistfireace (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, I fucking hate it.
#63381 - I ******* hate Ed Markey so much. He is also the… 05/08/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#131926 - Again, communicate and keep trying things. 05/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#63367 - I thought you were banned.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #63368 - schnizel (05/07/2014) [-]
Was.
#24073 - He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15. 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#24072 - Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least F… 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#24063 - Flacco has a superbowl ring, schaub doesn't. Alex smith at le…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24068 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
and smith has that record because he never passes deep, he usually never passes beyond 15 yards and that is when he passes and the ball isnt being handed off the frank gore or jamaal charles
User avatar #24073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15.
User avatar #24067 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
also athleticism doesnt matter at the qb position, tim tebow, terrelle pryor, mike vick
User avatar #24065 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
tavaris jackson also has a ring so does that make him better then schaub? alex smith was carried by gore and the 9ers defense, smith is average
User avatar #24072 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least Flacco played as QB in the SB and won.
#24058 - I disagree. I can think of many non elite QB who are better. …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24059 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
joe flacco is fuckin terrible, he threw 22 ints this year and has never thrown over 4000, schaub has done it twice, basically only throwing to johnson, schaub has had a better career then flacco, smith, newton and cutler
User avatar #24063 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Flacco has a superbowl ring, schaub doesn't. Alex smith at least made the NFC Championship with the 49ers, Schaub never made the AFC game. Also Smith has his own passing records (most pass attempts without an int). Cutler just flat out sucks I was wrong about that, I'm sorry. Newton is probably physically better than Schaub, but lacks experience. Still, Schaub went 2-14. I would take a 8-8 season like Romo did and beat only shit teams instead of almost beating good teams but still losing all of them.
User avatar #24068 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
and smith has that record because he never passes deep, he usually never passes beyond 15 yards and that is when he passes and the ball isnt being handed off the frank gore or jamaal charles
User avatar #24073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15.
User avatar #24067 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
also athleticism doesnt matter at the qb position, tim tebow, terrelle pryor, mike vick
User avatar #24065 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
tavaris jackson also has a ring so does that make him better then schaub? alex smith was carried by gore and the 9ers defense, smith is average
User avatar #24072 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least Flacco played as QB in the SB and won.
#24056 - That's what I find baffling about Houston. They have Andre Jo…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24057 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
schaub is an average qb
User avatar #24058 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
I disagree. I can think of many non elite QB who are better.
Rivers, Romo, Cutler, Stafford, Luck, Flacco, Alex Smith, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan.
User avatar #24059 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
joe flacco is fuckin terrible, he threw 22 ints this year and has never thrown over 4000, schaub has done it twice, basically only throwing to johnson, schaub has had a better career then flacco, smith, newton and cutler
User avatar #24063 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Flacco has a superbowl ring, schaub doesn't. Alex smith at least made the NFC Championship with the 49ers, Schaub never made the AFC game. Also Smith has his own passing records (most pass attempts without an int). Cutler just flat out sucks I was wrong about that, I'm sorry. Newton is probably physically better than Schaub, but lacks experience. Still, Schaub went 2-14. I would take a 8-8 season like Romo did and beat only shit teams instead of almost beating good teams but still losing all of them.
User avatar #24068 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
and smith has that record because he never passes deep, he usually never passes beyond 15 yards and that is when he passes and the ball isnt being handed off the frank gore or jamaal charles
User avatar #24073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15.
User avatar #24067 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
also athleticism doesnt matter at the qb position, tim tebow, terrelle pryor, mike vick
User avatar #24065 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
tavaris jackson also has a ring so does that make him better then schaub? alex smith was carried by gore and the 9ers defense, smith is average
User avatar #24072 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least Flacco played as QB in the SB and won.
#24053 - It's his experience that matters. Do you think Ray Lewis was …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24055 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
ya but if they had reed he still would have sucked
#24052 - Tampa isn't that horrible. They took the Seattle team into OT…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24054 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
the texans would have beat the seacocks if it werent for schaub we almost beat the colts the 2nd time but our kicker missed 3 fgs we almost beat the pats
User avatar #24056 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
That's what I find baffling about Houston. They have Andre Johnson, they have JJ watt, they had a good team last year... but they went 2-14? I've noticed that they got their ass kicked when they played the patriots last year because Schaub is a scrub. When Keenum took over they played better.
User avatar #24057 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
schaub is an average qb
User avatar #24058 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
I disagree. I can think of many non elite QB who are better.
Rivers, Romo, Cutler, Stafford, Luck, Flacco, Alex Smith, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan.
User avatar #24059 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
joe flacco is fuckin terrible, he threw 22 ints this year and has never thrown over 4000, schaub has done it twice, basically only throwing to johnson, schaub has had a better career then flacco, smith, newton and cutler
User avatar #24063 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Flacco has a superbowl ring, schaub doesn't. Alex smith at least made the NFC Championship with the 49ers, Schaub never made the AFC game. Also Smith has his own passing records (most pass attempts without an int). Cutler just flat out sucks I was wrong about that, I'm sorry. Newton is probably physically better than Schaub, but lacks experience. Still, Schaub went 2-14. I would take a 8-8 season like Romo did and beat only shit teams instead of almost beating good teams but still losing all of them.
User avatar #24068 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
and smith has that record because he never passes deep, he usually never passes beyond 15 yards and that is when he passes and the ball isnt being handed off the frank gore or jamaal charles
User avatar #24073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15.
User avatar #24067 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
also athleticism doesnt matter at the qb position, tim tebow, terrelle pryor, mike vick
User avatar #24065 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
tavaris jackson also has a ring so does that make him better then schaub? alex smith was carried by gore and the 9ers defense, smith is average
User avatar #24072 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least Flacco played as QB in the SB and won.
#24049 - Yes but the West played an easy schedule. 9/16 of Denver's op…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #24050 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
yea but the jets got stomped by the titans and the bills fuckin suck and the dolphins got beat by tampa
User avatar #24052 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Tampa isn't that horrible. They took the Seattle team into OT at home. Yes the Bills suck but they aren't like Houston, Cleveland, redskins, or Vikings bad.
User avatar #24054 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
the texans would have beat the seacocks if it werent for schaub we almost beat the colts the 2nd time but our kicker missed 3 fgs we almost beat the pats
User avatar #24056 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
That's what I find baffling about Houston. They have Andre Johnson, they have JJ watt, they had a good team last year... but they went 2-14? I've noticed that they got their ass kicked when they played the patriots last year because Schaub is a scrub. When Keenum took over they played better.
User avatar #24057 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
schaub is an average qb
User avatar #24058 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
I disagree. I can think of many non elite QB who are better.
Rivers, Romo, Cutler, Stafford, Luck, Flacco, Alex Smith, Cam Newton, Matt Ryan.
User avatar #24059 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
joe flacco is fuckin terrible, he threw 22 ints this year and has never thrown over 4000, schaub has done it twice, basically only throwing to johnson, schaub has had a better career then flacco, smith, newton and cutler
User avatar #24063 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Flacco has a superbowl ring, schaub doesn't. Alex smith at least made the NFC Championship with the 49ers, Schaub never made the AFC game. Also Smith has his own passing records (most pass attempts without an int). Cutler just flat out sucks I was wrong about that, I'm sorry. Newton is probably physically better than Schaub, but lacks experience. Still, Schaub went 2-14. I would take a 8-8 season like Romo did and beat only shit teams instead of almost beating good teams but still losing all of them.
User avatar #24068 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
and smith has that record because he never passes deep, he usually never passes beyond 15 yards and that is when he passes and the ball isnt being handed off the frank gore or jamaal charles
User avatar #24073 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
He also had 4 ints all year and Schaub had like at least 15.
User avatar #24067 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
also athleticism doesnt matter at the qb position, tim tebow, terrelle pryor, mike vick
User avatar #24065 - skullnigga (05/07/2014) [-]
tavaris jackson also has a ring so does that make him better then schaub? alex smith was carried by gore and the 9ers defense, smith is average
User avatar #24072 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/07/2014) [-]
Jackson isn't the one who won the big game though. At least Flacco played as QB in the SB and won.
#24047 - As for the Chiefs game, it was many bad no calls. The Charger… 05/07/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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