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#16 - That's not how it works. The movie can get best picture and n…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2014 on LET ME WIN YOU, DAMMIT 0
User avatar #17 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
i think wining best movie would be enough to shut up any idiots who would yell racism otherwise. besides. who the hell cares what people think. it's not like it would be the first movie that everyone feels shouldn't have won an award.
User avatar #18 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
I've noticed that Spielberg gets screwed over big time by the Oscars. He won for Schindler's list, but that's it. E.T. didn't win and Saving Private Ryan didn't win...
User avatar #19 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
that's what happens when the people who choose the winners are probably 90 year old dudes
User avatar #20 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
Rich 90 year old dudes. Like I said, they are bottom-tooth, monocle wearing, pipe smoking, Ivy League, narcissistic old people.
#10 - Wario is supposed to be the American counterpart because Wario… 01/30/2014 on Oh. 0
#11 - He wont win because the movie 12 Years a Slave has to win beca…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/30/2014 on LET ME WIN YOU, DAMMIT +24
#15 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
it's like knighthood. you can't buy an oscar. you can try and influence the voting with money, but in the end, you can't pay off every sycophant to vote for what you want to win.
#23 - defenitely has deleted their comment.
User avatar #24 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
you can try, but you will not be able to buy off every vote.
#25 - defenitely has deleted their comment.
#26 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
i got your guerrilla right here
#28 - defenitely has deleted their comment.
User avatar #29 - sirbrentcoe (01/30/2014) [-]
hmm. glad i don't watch them, though this is eye-opening information. i never really payed any attention to them since they are trophies for something I would never accomplish. either way, thanks for the info mate.
User avatar #14 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
i think they'te refering to the award of best leading male actor, not the best movie
User avatar #16 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
That's not how it works. The movie can get best picture and not get best actor and it's still somehow racism.
User avatar #17 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
i think wining best movie would be enough to shut up any idiots who would yell racism otherwise. besides. who the hell cares what people think. it's not like it would be the first movie that everyone feels shouldn't have won an award.
User avatar #18 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
I've noticed that Spielberg gets screwed over big time by the Oscars. He won for Schindler's list, but that's it. E.T. didn't win and Saving Private Ryan didn't win...
User avatar #19 - komandantmirkoo (01/30/2014) [-]
that's what happens when the people who choose the winners are probably 90 year old dudes
User avatar #20 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
Rich 90 year old dudes. Like I said, they are bottom-tooth, monocle wearing, pipe smoking, Ivy League, narcissistic old people.
#402 - It's almost at 200,000 votes, surpassing the Snowden Petition. 01/30/2014 on FUCK YOU GUYS 0
#56223 - All of them are important. I think Bieber is a bad influence …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #56258 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
And what will deporting him do?
User avatar #56259 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
It will set an example for other immigrants (hopefully ones who are ILLEGAL too). It will demonstrate that if you fuck up then you will either serve time, or be taken out.
User avatar #56260 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
There is a biiiiiiiiiiiig difference between Justin Bieber and a family trying to escape violence.
User avatar #56261 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
No one is preventing them from becoming citizens. You have a ton of illegal aliens who are on food stamps, who vote in place of registered voters, and who break the law. The best way to get rid of this is mass deportation. Of course the Democrats won't do this because they want the Hispanic vote...
User avatar #56262 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
That's still not a valid reason why we should deport Bieber...
User avatar #56263 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
He has committed multiple crimes... he was caught drag racing, with drugs, and vandalizing someones home. All happening within a couple months. He should either 1. Serve the sentence in jail, or 2. Go home.
User avatar #56264 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes, but you said he's a bad influence on the youth? What would deporting him do? He'd do the same shit up here and it'd still be global news. I think deporting him is a bad idea, he should face charges like any other person
User avatar #56265 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
I think being deported would be a bigger consequence because he loses a ton of money from it. It also makes it difficult for him to get back into the country. So the lesson is still learned. Him being in prison might be better, but lets face it... He will get Affluenza treatment and make me once again lose faith in the justice system.
#29 - Looks like it's going through his ear... 01/30/2014 on Oldie but goldie +1
#114509 - It might be an extension to chrome. Go to Tools -> Extensi… 01/30/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#56199 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 01/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +2
User avatar #56223 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/30/2014) [-]
All of them are important. I think Bieber is a bad influence on our youth.
User avatar #56258 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
And what will deporting him do?
User avatar #56259 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
It will set an example for other immigrants (hopefully ones who are ILLEGAL too). It will demonstrate that if you fuck up then you will either serve time, or be taken out.
User avatar #56260 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
There is a biiiiiiiiiiiig difference between Justin Bieber and a family trying to escape violence.
User avatar #56261 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
No one is preventing them from becoming citizens. You have a ton of illegal aliens who are on food stamps, who vote in place of registered voters, and who break the law. The best way to get rid of this is mass deportation. Of course the Democrats won't do this because they want the Hispanic vote...
User avatar #56262 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
That's still not a valid reason why we should deport Bieber...
User avatar #56263 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
He has committed multiple crimes... he was caught drag racing, with drugs, and vandalizing someones home. All happening within a couple months. He should either 1. Serve the sentence in jail, or 2. Go home.
User avatar #56264 - teoberry (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes, but you said he's a bad influence on the youth? What would deporting him do? He'd do the same shit up here and it'd still be global news. I think deporting him is a bad idea, he should face charges like any other person
User avatar #56265 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/31/2014) [-]
I think being deported would be a bigger consequence because he loses a ton of money from it. It also makes it difficult for him to get back into the country. So the lesson is still learned. Him being in prison might be better, but lets face it... He will get Affluenza treatment and make me once again lose faith in the justice system.
#114494 - But that's not how women think. Women want perfection and a c… 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114493 - I agree with heraske. Most women are like that. I can't say … 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114423 - Then you should be fine. I knew people who were in 5+ year re… 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114421 - what about your job? 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#114420 - Your problem is that you were so dependent of him. You need l…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #114422 - marnoldkins (01/29/2014) [-]
I have life goals, Im going to become a teacher and my guitar keeps me busy, I have plenty of friends who I hang out with as well. I know I was dependent, but Im trying to get a little more confidence to be my own person. Im just a sensitive person.
User avatar #114423 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/29/2014) [-]
Then you should be fine. I knew people who were in 5+ year relationships that both ended, those are much worse because thats basically 5+ years of relationship building gone.
#114419 - I don't get it. Why would a girl be interested in a cashier?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #114492 - girrafalopegis (01/29/2014) [-]
I dunno, I guess she found him nice and attractive, and was trying to get him to make a move. Not sure if you're being sarcastic
User avatar #114494 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/29/2014) [-]
But that's not how women think. Women want perfection and a cashier doesn't sound like perfection.
#7616288 - kill yourself  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #7620666 - wemilznotkill (01/30/2014) [-]
oh...okay
#22 - I've seen the show, there is no nudity. 01/28/2014 on Needs a good clean. 0
#147 - I've said this a million times already. Everyone in t… 01/28/2014 on ohhhh burn. +2
#19537 - The fact that he is in Dallas ruins his rank. Dallas passes l… 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#19535 - Lol also Dez Bryant doesn't make good questions I mean catches. 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#19534 - Whitten is good, but since it's dallas I can't put him in top 5.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19536 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #19537 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/28/2014) [-]
The fact that he is in Dallas ruins his rank. Dallas passes like 99% of the time, so of course he is going to get a ton of receptions and yards because that's the Dallas game.
#114306 - Are there any actuaries on this site? I have questions about …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #114330 - chewiewhatawookie (01/28/2014) [-]
I like AM better. More talking.
#19531 - I'm going to name my top 5 Tight end list: 1. Gronko…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19533 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
1. Jimmy Graham: the only reason he's 1 is because gronk is always injured
2. Rob Gronkowski: The best in the league when he's healthy
3. Tony Gonzalez
4. Jason Witten
5. Jordan Cameron
User avatar #19534 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/28/2014) [-]
Whitten is good, but since it's dallas I can't put him in top 5.
User avatar #19536 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #19537 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/28/2014) [-]
The fact that he is in Dallas ruins his rank. Dallas passes like 99% of the time, so of course he is going to get a ton of receptions and yards because that's the Dallas game.
User avatar #19532 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
aaron hernandez doesnt count tho and id take witten and cameron over gates
#19530 - So do many WRs in the league other than AJ green, his catches … 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#19528 - They didn't play against good corners just like Calvin Johnson…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19529 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
but you gotta admit alshon has some impossible catches
User avatar #19530 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/28/2014) [-]
So do many WRs in the league other than AJ green, his catches are out there and impossible.
#19526 - You said it yourself, Gordon was out a couple games.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #19527 - skullnigga (01/28/2014) [-]
ya but he doesnt have that deep ball threat that cj does
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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