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#34320 - I miss Aqib Talib. His strengths fit the Patriots defense, ev…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #34322 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks so much for him lol. Absolutely loving him so far!
User avatar #34324 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
Just pray he doesn't get injured.
User avatar #34325 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Ya ya...we all know haha. If he can stay freakin healthy, he's a top 10 corner only topped by Revis, Peterson, Haden, Sherman, and Haden
User avatar #34334 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I think Talib is better than Revis, honestly.
#34318 - The biggest problem with the defense is that they are not phys… 09/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#34317 - Bills lost their starting QB. So I doubt it. 09/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#34308 - I'm hoping that Brandon Browner will help. His suspension is …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #34311 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
At the very least McCourty is still looking like the elite free safety for you guys.
User avatar #34310 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Browner won't be as much help either. Byron Maxwell took his job at Seattle and even before his suspension he was on his way to the bench pure talent wise. With the NFL's pussy rules that prevent the defensive backs like corners or safeties from doing anything since even looking at them wrong will draw a flag, Browner will struggle since physical play, keeping receivers inside was his forte. Revis was really the player your defense needed to hope worked out but so far it doesn't seem like he's worth keeping around next year especially for $25 mil
User avatar #34320 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I miss Aqib Talib. His strengths fit the Patriots defense, even though he is an injury waiting to happen.
User avatar #34322 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks so much for him lol. Absolutely loving him so far!
User avatar #34324 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
Just pray he doesn't get injured.
User avatar #34325 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Ya ya...we all know haha. If he can stay freakin healthy, he's a top 10 corner only topped by Revis, Peterson, Haden, Sherman, and Haden
User avatar #34334 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I think Talib is better than Revis, honestly.
User avatar #34318 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
The biggest problem with the defense is that they are not physical at all.
#34306 - I can't believe this patriots team is this aweful. There are …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #34313 - qwertyjr (09/30/2014) [-]
Man the patriots couldn't do anything defensively. Kansas City's Tight end kept making catches and Jamaal Charles was averaging like 9 yards per run. I don't know why the Pats have such a bad start. Not too much changes in their coaching staff but they lost some key players. I wonder who Brady will throw to when Rob is inevitably injured.
lmfao, the bills have a better chance to win the division.
User avatar #34317 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
Bills lost their starting QB. So I doubt it.
User avatar #34316 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
lol I called the Bills as my bold prediction to win that division. But not anymore especially since shitty Kyle Orton is the new starting qb there now.
User avatar #34307 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Broncos fan here. Logan Mankins was a huge loss and you're not even using Tim Wright you got for him. Belichick has always been piss poor at getting wide receivers and now it's apparent more than ever. Shorter receivers who can't get separation from physical corners and can't turn it up field reducing play making abilities. Brady is done, no receivers to work with and you're right, he's just been off his game. Revis? Raiders rookie Carr completed 5 passes against him with a 30 year old James Jones for over 70 yards. Ya, I'd be worried too.
User avatar #34308 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I'm hoping that Brandon Browner will help. His suspension is done now.
User avatar #34311 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
At the very least McCourty is still looking like the elite free safety for you guys.
User avatar #34310 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Browner won't be as much help either. Byron Maxwell took his job at Seattle and even before his suspension he was on his way to the bench pure talent wise. With the NFL's pussy rules that prevent the defensive backs like corners or safeties from doing anything since even looking at them wrong will draw a flag, Browner will struggle since physical play, keeping receivers inside was his forte. Revis was really the player your defense needed to hope worked out but so far it doesn't seem like he's worth keeping around next year especially for $25 mil
User avatar #34320 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I miss Aqib Talib. His strengths fit the Patriots defense, even though he is an injury waiting to happen.
User avatar #34322 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Thanks so much for him lol. Absolutely loving him so far!
User avatar #34324 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
Just pray he doesn't get injured.
User avatar #34325 - pandation (09/30/2014) [-]
Ya ya...we all know haha. If he can stay freakin healthy, he's a top 10 corner only topped by Revis, Peterson, Haden, Sherman, and Haden
User avatar #34334 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
I think Talib is better than Revis, honestly.
User avatar #34318 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/30/2014) [-]
The biggest problem with the defense is that they are not physical at all.
#34034 - Saltyfries Aaron Rodgers is suffering what Brady is s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #34044 - MillionsKnives (09/25/2014) [-]
Man, she used to be hot too. She got way too skinny.
#34036 - saltyfries (09/25/2014) [-]
at this point, anything could help even if it's just superstition
#5 - Ok. To be fair, some of these are not gold diggers. 09/24/2014 on Gold Digger! +4
#34 - I am going to make my final claim here. Suppose the video gam… 09/24/2014 on this is what an SJW looks like +8
#193 - Well your just a CIS white male so what do you know Sarcasm 09/24/2014 on Guess Who's Nominated 0
#33928 - God damn I got ****** over on defense. I had pan…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33935 - suddenk (09/22/2014) [-]
I know that feel they cost me fuck me in 3 different leagues
User avatar #33929 - princekyle (09/22/2014) [-]
I had Andrew Luck so I was set for Fantasy this week.
User avatar #33932 - hektoroftroy (09/22/2014) [-]
I had 6 players score 20+ points
Crying my eyes out
#33786 - I picked Arizona beating the 49ers. That might be considered …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33788 - hektoroftroy (09/21/2014) [-]
I also got Arizona winning, they have a better team, and if Carson Palmer is playing, a better QB, it'll be close though, 17-14 or something.
I think the Seahawks game will be closer, Denver's improved defense can't be ignored but it is in Seattle so there's no way they'll win. I expect it to be only a one-score game, 31-24 or something
#13 - The stolen baby is me favorite.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Best Fight Me Prank 0
#27 - eurgh (09/20/2014) [-]
Nah for my money, my favourite has to be the violently rape women in dark alley's prank.

They didnt go to jail, because it was a prank.
#33766 - I'm looking at the schedule for tampa bay, and it looks like i… 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#222 - What do these Nordic countries produce?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
User avatar #223 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
Oil, mostly. Oil, green tech, and smartphones.
#33752 - COMEBACK TIME 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33751 - Tampa TD 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33745 - Picture 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#33740 - MFW Tampa fumbles again. 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#164 - If America is such a bad country / not the best, then why are …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/19/2014 on too awesome 0
User avatar #214 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
They're not. They're going to the Nordic countries, where the economies are booming and schooling is all state-funded, so they get an education based on academic aptitude rather than the size of the spending limit on their credit card.
User avatar #222 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/19/2014) [-]
What do these Nordic countries produce?
User avatar #223 - roninneko (09/19/2014) [-]
Oil, mostly. Oil, green tech, and smartphones.
#185 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
I don't believe it was ever stated that America is a bad country. Just that it simply is not the best. All countries have their fair share of problems. It's ignorant and pointless to simply ignore our issues for the sake of being able to make false claims and stick our chests out further than the others.
User avatar #194 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Let me ask you something, what is the best country?
#198 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
"All countries have their fair share of problems." There is no such thing as "The best country." Numbers can be gathered to show that a country is the best at a particular thing, but to generalize an entire country as the best is no more than an opinion, and should not be stated as fact.
User avatar #201 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Well, you certainly wouldn't argue that the US isn't better than say Kenya. OK, so the US can be objectively better than Kenya, but can't be objectively better than say Denmark and Germany? Your argument doesn't hold water.
User avatar #200 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
So what you are saying is there can be no best country?
#203 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
I'll try once more..
If viewed from the side of opinion, the best country can be any country you want it to be. From a factual standpoint, unless we all suddenly decide we are going to all have the same views on life that the single country backs, AND that single country suddenly leads the world in production, exports, crime, etc., then no, there can't possibly be a "best" country.
User avatar #205 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Fine. I'm just saying until Europe became irrelevant, the only things you guys used to define the best countries in the world were the size of your empires, the size of your economies, and the power of your militaries. But now that the US leads in all of those categories, along with technology and innovation, none of those things matter.

How convenient...
#206 - Odesius (09/19/2014) [-]
Convenient to those who choose to ignore all the other failings for the sake of bragging rights, yes.
User avatar #212 - damping (09/19/2014) [-]
Exactly which failings? I'm sorry the US doesn't hold all of our citizens hands through everything. We in the US still believe in personal responsibility and making something of ourselves. Something people in Europe have seem to have forgotten. Think about this. What does Europe outside of Germany actually produce anymore? Not much. Imagine if they had not raped the rest of the world for all of their current wealth. A service economy with free healthcare and free higher education which at their core are wastes of money since the government does not run things efficiently.

Europe is hemorrhaging money in terms of import / exports. IF anyone has failings it is Europe. But whatever. Enjoy blowing the money you ancestors left for you.
#33737 - The falcons are not even running the ball, they are just air b… 09/19/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33720 - But... it's Aaron Rodgers. 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33714 - I disagree on the browns. The saints and Steelers defense has…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #33715 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
I know I'm a Packer Backer, but I know a bad loss when I see one, Lions have more weapons, Packers receivers have hands of stone, and no matter how we cover Megatron, he will catch the ball.
#33755 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #33720 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
But... it's Aaron Rodgers.
#33711 - NFL picks this week: Falcons vs TB - Falcons win 28 - 17 …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#33716 - suddenk (09/18/2014) [-]
> Bears vs Jets
> 27-24
Do you even Ditka
#33726 - saltyfries (09/19/2014) [-]
-7
my sides
User avatar #33713 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
agreed, considering TB can't even beat backups
disagree, Bills beat some tough teams, they do it again
agreed, but closer considering this is the Cowboys
agreed, I think Cousins will have a big day
agreed
agreed, Saints always win at home
agreed
disagree, scrappy Browns have been pulling impressive wins despite being without stars
disagree, Packers got smoked last time at Detroit (despite no Rodgers), even with Rodgers, Lions have more powerful offense
disagree, I see upset of the week
agreed
disagree, aside from some Colin turnovers, 49ers pull it together this week
agreed
agreed
agreed
disagree, Marshall just got charged for child abuse as well, it's going to be a distraction, plus, this is the battle of the choke artists, and considering the Jets learned a valuable lesson last week, they won't make the same mistake twice against Chicago, Cutler, I can see 2 int's this game.
User avatar #33714 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
I disagree on the browns. The saints and Steelers defense has been poor, but the ravens were impressive last week on defense. It took a game winning drive to win last time.

Packers have a better QB, and YOU ARE A PACKER FAN. Their defense is bad, but they came back from a bad first quarter against the jets. I think it comes down to Calvin johnson and Stafford connecting, which i think GB will prepare for.

It's the jaguars... they aren't going to win.
User avatar #33715 - saltyfries (09/18/2014) [-]
I know I'm a Packer Backer, but I know a bad loss when I see one, Lions have more weapons, Packers receivers have hands of stone, and no matter how we cover Megatron, he will catch the ball.
#33755 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #33720 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
But... it's Aaron Rodgers.
#1044053 - pokemon origins.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044055 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
That's cool I guess
#1044051 - Seen it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1044052 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #1044053 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/18/2014) [-]
pokemon origins.
User avatar #1044055 - andyyy (09/18/2014) [-]
That's cool I guess
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