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#31785 - This is what happens when you practice. You have a team that … 07/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#31783 - The match was set with the 8-7 team defeating the 14-1 team, w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #31785 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you practice. You have a team that will produce results. Our players who didn't routinely go to practice played all the games until now, and because of them we were 8-7, but without them we would easily be the number 1 seed because we beat the team that beat everyone else, except for us.
#31781 - ROUND 2 > The other team was pissed since now their see…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #31783 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
The match was set with the 8-7 team defeating the 14-1 team, who is now a 15-3 team and is no longer the 1 seed.

After the game they blamed the refs for their losses, even the coach. Poor sportsmanship.
User avatar #31785 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you practice. You have a team that will produce results. Our players who didn't routinely go to practice played all the games until now, and because of them we were 8-7, but without them we would easily be the number 1 seed because we beat the team that beat everyone else, except for us.
#31773 - Epic underdog story. Read it in this guys voice and listen to…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
User avatar #31827 - teoberry (08/01/2014) [-]
I wish I could as good a storyteller as you
Only one I can think of is a sort of "icebreaking rugby tournament". Our small school with a team from all grades (10-12) playing a team with all g12s, some of them being provincial champion wrestlers and some on Team Alberta Rugby. They had full subs, we had no one. Most of the more experienced guys couldn't make it so it was mostly rookies against this massive-ass team. Every time they scored, we'd come right back up with one, and it pissed them off since they weren't used to losing. We lost because one of our backs twisted his ankle when trying to tackle so we couldn't really stop him. They were came off the field piss off tho.
User avatar #31836 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/02/2014) [-]
Rarely do you see a team that is an underdog win or come close. It gave my team good momentum and confidence going into the game.
User avatar #31869 - teoberry (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, but this was still satisfying. One of their guys gave my friend a concussion in a different game (our first league one, which they raped us), and to do this to them was amazing.
#31782 - saltyfries (07/31/2014) [-]
oh god, it's the Battlefield 4 post all over again, it matches perfectly, and I can hear Berm's voice!
User avatar #31781 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
ROUND 2
> The other team was pissed since now their seed is in jeopardy if they lose again.
> They play smash mouth volleyball.
> They would call out who to target "target her, she can't hit", complete assholes
> They match us point for point until it's 12-13. Then... that server was up. He learned his lesson from last game. He was relentless with his serves and got 8 straight points again. We lose round 2, 12-21.

ROUND 3. Tie breaker first to 15.

> You would think that it's hopeless since that kid is serving but nooo, this is rally scoring. Since we had the ball first, he rotates out of the serving position and we don't have to worry about his serve anymore.
> Despite this fact, we were still down 2-6.
> We get the ball back and one of our girl players gets 6 straight shots over the net that lead to long rallies and ended 6-7. Other team is getting nervous, they don't want to lose this game. They have the serve, we hit it right into the front of their side for an easy spike. One of their players SLAMS IT onto our side, but he hit the net. Foul. Goes back to our team it's 7-7.
> after 4 intense rallies it's 9-9, our ball
> They have a big guy who is extremely aggressive when playing in the back line. One of our players picked up on that and set it far back and forced him to run back and he tips the ball out. 10-9. We get a serve that hits right in the middle and 3 people didn't communicate and gave up a point. 11-9
> We lose the serve after and they hit the net on the serve 12-10.
4 long rallies later it's 13-13, our ball.
> Our MVP of the day was serving, he was playing better than ever before. He serves 1 over. They set the tall guy up for a spike, he hits it BUT one of us DUG IT OUT and sends it back to their side. They go at it again, set it to same guy, he hits, DUG AGAIN. After it was set then SPIKED BY one of our first year players!
> we needed 1 more point. MVP serves it, long rally, team messes up, we win. 15-13.
User avatar #31783 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
The match was set with the 8-7 team defeating the 14-1 team, who is now a 15-3 team and is no longer the 1 seed.

After the game they blamed the refs for their losses, even the coach. Poor sportsmanship.
User avatar #31785 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/31/2014) [-]
This is what happens when you practice. You have a team that will produce results. Our players who didn't routinely go to practice played all the games until now, and because of them we were 8-7, but without them we would easily be the number 1 seed because we beat the team that beat everyone else, except for us.
#22 - You're right. I screwed up the bu because K -> G when you … 07/30/2014 on Nope! 0
#7 - Thumbed you up to 11, thumbed down teloda to 10 07/30/2014 on Check Discription 0
#8 - Ignore this I'm trying to learn Japanese: The phase b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Nope! 0
#11 - imoriginalposter (07/30/2014) [-]
actually its
'hikikaese', the last kana ”せ” is 'se' (pronounced 'say')
I would reccomend installing a japanese IME on your computer for practice,
頑張ってください
User avatar #22 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/30/2014) [-]
You're right. I screwed up the bu because K -> G when you have " and I really shouldn't have screwed up the su at the end of hikikaese because I used that correctly for Imasugu...
#16 - simpsonsexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
but isn't that last character in the first phrase "gu"? Shouldn't it read "Imasugu hekikaese"?

kinda in the same situation as hawaiianhappysauce
#17 - imoriginalposter (07/30/2014) [-]
Ah, yes you're right, as it is one of the 'ka' sounds か、き、く、け、こ but with an accent mark can't remember what its actually called so don't quote me on that.
so with the little mark かきくけこ becomes がぎぐげご.
User avatar #20 - icefried (07/30/2014) [-]
tenten
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#35 - He is actually right you know... Thankfully, all the math teac…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on 5318008 -18
#57 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
You faggots are the reason feminazis exist.
#25 - There really should be an option to block posts from certain u… 07/29/2014 on Open the door +3
#154 - You are a fat cunt who should go kill itself. You won't take … 07/28/2014 on It's over guys!!! -1
#257 - And she looks a little chubby too. 07/28/2014 on Fedora -2
#31705 - I think the opening game will determine the fate of that team.… 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31694 - I fear for both of our teams. The Jets are looking ok, the Bi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #31704 - saltyfries (07/28/2014) [-]
while true, so long as A-Rod is healthy, we have quite possibly our strongest offense yet. No distractions, Eddie Lacy, 6 really good WR's, deep TE's, it's really talented (provided we have a good O-Line for once ). Considering we also focused heavily on defense this offseason (not counting Peppers cuz we have bad luck with veterans), I'm hoping for a comeback season defensively for the Pack this year.
Bears have proven like the Cowgirls time and time again that they're choke artists
Lions kill themselves in penalties and lack discipline, if Caldwell can instill discipline on them, then yes they are a threat
Vikings, fortykeks
User avatar #31705 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
I think the opening game will determine the fate of that team. If they beat Seattle, then they are truely the team to beat in the NFC. I wouldn't be shocked if we had Patriots vs GB (I actually would like that, two of the greatest quarterbacks in one Superbowl).
#31692 - His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." W… 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31691 - How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned?…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31693 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
#31689 - Then why did richard sherman get off the hook for Adderall?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31690 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
By not negotiable, I mean that the length of the suspension cannot be lessened or lengthened (meaning that someone who is on Stage 2 cannot be suspended more or less than 4 games, and someone who is on Stage 3 cannot be suspended more or less than one year).
Suspensions can be appealed, however. Richard Sherman appealed his suspension and he won. He didn't reduce his suspension, he overturned it.
User avatar #31692 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." What the fuck kind of defense is that?
User avatar #31691 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned? Browner didn't get his suspension overturned and he was caught too.
#31693 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
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#66525 - Do you enjoy killing innocent Palestinian women and children? 07/26/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#79 - What's funny is that Modern Family stole this concept. 07/26/2014 on Programming in a nutshell -1
#31653 - I don't get why people are so mad about Ray Rice being suspend…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#31688 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
The punishment for (repeatedly) failing a drug test is not negotiable. The NFL's drug policy was agreed upon by the NFL and the NFLPA, and it explicitly states penalties for failing the drug test (regardless of whether it was steroids, marijuana, adderall, etc.), as well as states the escalating penalties for repeat offenders. Because the penalties are explicitly stated, there is nothing Goodell or anyone else can do about the length of the suspensions until it is time for the NFL and NFLPA to renegotiate a new drug policy.

While I do agree that the year-long ban for Gordon is a bit ridiculous for marijuana, you can blame the NFLPA for agreeing with the drug policy that has Stage 2 receive a 4 game suspension and Stage 3 (re: Josh Gordon) receive a year-long ban for recreational drugs.

Apparently, when the next drug policy is negotiated, it will have reduced penalties for failing drug tests for marijuana.
User avatar #31689 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
Then why did richard sherman get off the hook for Adderall?
#31690 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
By not negotiable, I mean that the length of the suspension cannot be lessened or lengthened (meaning that someone who is on Stage 2 cannot be suspended more or less than 4 games, and someone who is on Stage 3 cannot be suspended more or less than one year).
Suspensions can be appealed, however. Richard Sherman appealed his suspension and he won. He didn't reduce his suspension, he overturned it.
User avatar #31692 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
His Defense was he "accidentally drank adderall." What the fuck kind of defense is that?
User avatar #31691 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/28/2014) [-]
How does he fail a drug test then get a suspension overturned? Browner didn't get his suspension overturned and he was caught too.
#31693 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/seahawks/2012/12/27/richard-sherman-seattle-seahawks-nfl-suspension/1794143/

Richard Sherman won his appeal not because he was clean, but because somewhere down the line, someone fucked up. The regulations on collecting urine samples is explicitly stated, and failure to follow them can result in a guilty person getting away with it (same thing happened with Ryan Braun in the MLB).

Brandon Browner accepted his suspension and did not appeal it, which is why he was still suspended.
User avatar #31655 - saltyfries (07/26/2014) [-]
and when she got knock unconscious it was unintentional, when he hit her she whiplashed so hard she hit her head on the elevator, he didn't even hit her that hard.
#182 - The reality is that you don't need a college education to be s… 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... 0
#64 - The main problem is that the government gives guaranteed loans…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... +1
User avatar #66 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
I agree with that in the sense that schools misusing the guaranteed loans is wrong. Luckily my school isn't that bad ~7k for tuition, ~10k for housing for the year and other variable costs like books and shit but without the loans I wouldn't ever be able to go to a University. The average American family can't pay 18k a year, every year, for four years. And most Universities are much more expensive than that.
#49 - But College is an investment, not an entitlement. P…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Elizabeth Warren On The... -1
#169 - anonymous (07/26/2014) [-]
education should be an entitlement in a fully developed country in this day and age. If the soviet union could give a decent free education on their shitty economy for 70 years, if the nordic countries can do it, then its a shame that we have to charge so much.

That being said, if you are a good student you really dont have to worry about paying until you get to graduate school. The government covers you with grants and scholarships, so the system can work out. However, its still philosophically worse in my opinion.
User avatar #182 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/26/2014) [-]
The reality is that you don't need a college education to be successful in the US, what you need is an idea, motivation, and a strong work ethic. A college will not teach you this. What it can do it build up your background.
User avatar #59 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
Investing in education strengthens the foundation of a society and allows growth. It benefits both the state and the individuals of the state.
User avatar #64 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/26/2014) [-]
The main problem is that the government gives guaranteed loans. Because the loans are guaranteed, the colleges are guaranteed money and can set the price to 1 million if they wanted to. In the end, the debt goes to the government and the student.
User avatar #66 - theblacksheep (07/26/2014) [-]
I agree with that in the sense that schools misusing the guaranteed loans is wrong. Luckily my school isn't that bad ~7k for tuition, ~10k for housing for the year and other variable costs like books and shit but without the loans I wouldn't ever be able to go to a University. The average American family can't pay 18k a year, every year, for four years. And most Universities are much more expensive than that.
#66475 - Why would Israel fire missiles at their own soldiers?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #66480 - feelythefeel (07/25/2014) [-]
Those are the ones killed by Palestinian militants.
#72 - Snake isn't in the original.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on Smash Bros. 0
User avatar #83 - heartlessrobot (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, but he's in the last one.
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