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hawaiianhappysauce

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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#75 - Picture 02/20/2015 on My body is ready +5
#42785 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#174573 - for the past 2 months I have spent a ton of time on 4chan. Is…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #174596 - iridium (02/13/2015) [-]
You stop going?
#174577 - dehumanizer (02/12/2015) [-]
>quitting 4chan
>ever

anon pls
#42602 - It's 19... 02/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42590 - It's green 19...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42591 - saltyfries (02/08/2015) [-]
I hear 3?
#42600 - blazingpelt (02/08/2015) [-]
It's actually green 18. Has been for a looooooong time.
User avatar #42602 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/08/2015) [-]
It's 19...
#42577 - Post your favorite snap counts, I'll start WHIIIIIITTEE EE…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#42588 - saltyfries (02/08/2015) [-]
319! 319! Set hut!
User avatar #42590 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/08/2015) [-]
It's green 19...
User avatar #42591 - saltyfries (02/08/2015) [-]
I hear 3?
#42600 - blazingpelt (02/08/2015) [-]
It's actually green 18. Has been for a looooooong time.
User avatar #42602 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/08/2015) [-]
It's 19...
User avatar #42586 - AreyouSerious (02/08/2015) [-]
GREEN 80 GREEN 80 SETUP HUT!
#78 - Most postseason TD passes by a lot, most postseason wins (4 mo… 02/08/2015 on Russel Wilson is sad +1
#73 - Tom Brady is the best QB in the history of the game.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Russel Wilson is sad +2
User avatar #76 - Tusura (02/08/2015) [-]
If you can give me statistical evidence of that, I'd love to see it.

I personally think Elway was a better QB.
User avatar #78 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/08/2015) [-]
Most postseason TD passes by a lot, most postseason wins (4 more than Montana), Best regular season winning record. Just behind Dan Morino in game winning drives by 1 and behind Peyton by a few. Tons of passing records.
User avatar #77 - Tusura (02/08/2015) [-]
also.. Terry Bradshaw.

That is all
#42408 - What do you think of this list? I don't see why Brees isn't c…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42423 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
that article is outdated to begin with, I saw it about 4 weeks into the season or something like that.
#42401 - I know it's early and we have a whole draft ahead of us, plus …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #42403 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
considering we have few draft needs (ILB and NT) this could be an easy offseason for us. Go Pack Go.
#42357 - I stand corrected. I forgot they play metallica in basically …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42358 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
agreed with the 1st 2, with master of puppets, one, or a Kill'em'all song like hit the lights (which would be fucking cool in a Super Bowl setting...)
#58 - nvm I found the trailer. It's the SB trailer. 02/07/2015 on This guy 0
#42354 - But a lot of people think Metal = evil music. I'm referring t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42355 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
bruh Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game: Miami vs. Virginia Tech
User avatar #42357 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
I stand corrected. I forgot they play metallica in basically every NFL game.

I can see them playing

1. For Whom the Bell Tolls
2. Enter Sandman
3. Some guest
User avatar #42358 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
agreed with the 1st 2, with master of puppets, one, or a Kill'em'all song like hit the lights (which would be fucking cool in a Super Bowl setting...)
#57 - The original trailer didn't show this. Is there a new trailer? 02/07/2015 on This guy 0
#42351 - I stole it from that.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #42412 - bondofsnow (02/07/2015) [-]
I would have never seen it if you had not, i don't see why anyone would care if you stole it or not. plus this is funnyjunk, stealing stuff is what we do best.
#42350 - Won't happen since they are not "general audience" t…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42353 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
are you kidding me? Metallica practically FORCED their way in to the "general audience", I bet you more than half of the Super Bowl didn't know who Katy Perry was, but I'll bet you that same crowd, 90% of them would've heard of Metallica.
User avatar #42354 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of people think Metal = evil music. I'm referring to southern baptists who will be offended somehow.
User avatar #42355 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
bruh Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game: Miami vs. Virginia Tech
User avatar #42357 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
I stand corrected. I forgot they play metallica in basically every NFL game.

I can see them playing

1. For Whom the Bell Tolls
2. Enter Sandman
3. Some guest
User avatar #42358 - saltyfries (02/07/2015) [-]
agreed with the 1st 2, with master of puppets, one, or a Kill'em'all song like hit the lights (which would be fucking cool in a Super Bowl setting...)
#42349 - There is always a QB who just has your number. Everyone has o… 02/07/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42183 - > Eli beat Brady in the SB twice... do you even watch Football?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42192 - Ken M (02/06/2015) [-]
> Eli is nowhere near as good as what he once was
> Just because you did something once doesn't mean you will do it again

Have you not watched football for the past few years or something?
User avatar #42349 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
There is always a QB who just has your number. Everyone has one. Eli is the one for Brady. I think the Giants are more difficult than the Eagles because they have better receivers and better defense. Their secondary got demolished by injuries and Victor Cruz was gone in a few weeks. The Eagles couldn't beat any good team without a ton of Luck (literally, luck threw a pick on a drive where a FG would ice the game).
#42198 - Ken M (02/06/2015) [-]
well, twice. But you get the point
#42180 - Should they fire her? I think Chris Paul has a point. Her Te… 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42170 - > Russel Wilson leaving the hospital kind of sad one day ca… 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +13
#42167 - Their schedule is easier than last year. Last year they had D…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42168 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm counting on NO still crashing and burning
#42165 - Jordan - Best all around Magic - Best at managing the game… 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#42162 - > Lebron > Needs to be on a team full of superstars …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #42171 - abject (02/06/2015) [-]
I almost replaced Lebron with Oscar Robertson.
#42161 - Why do you even care about College football? The only game I …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #42169 - saltyfries (02/06/2015) [-]
cuz I'm a sports fan, and being from Wisconsin, we're heavily inclined to love our sports, ranging from Packers, Badgers, to Brewers. Also, college football is fun as fuck
#42173 - repostsrepost (02/06/2015) [-]
College Football is only really huge in the South and Midwest. (Southern Cal too I guess) With a lot schools you're talking about 100 years of history. If you live in or near one of those fanbases its one of the most exciting sports cultures there is in this country.
User avatar #42174 - saltyfries (02/06/2015) [-]
fuck yeah dude! Wisconsin is one of the oldest too! Badger pride!
#42249 - repostsrepost (02/07/2015) [-]
I got respect for the Big Ten/ SEC schools that have a ton of history that go back to before there were even tvs to watch them on

Here in Florida our teams weren't relevent until the 80s/90s. Florida was the last team to win their first natty in '96 and FSU pretty much didn't have a football program before Bowden took over in 76 and is only on their second head coach since then. Hell, even UCF has had their moment to shine lately. The culture here isn't as intense as in Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Georgia, or Alabama but it's still awesome if you're in the right place.
#42153 - The 2015 nfl home / away schedules are basically out. …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#42181 - Ken M (02/06/2015) [-]
>putting Giants over Eagles
User avatar #42183 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2015) [-]
> Eli beat Brady in the SB twice... do you even watch Football?
#42192 - Ken M (02/06/2015) [-]
> Eli is nowhere near as good as what he once was
> Just because you did something once doesn't mean you will do it again

Have you not watched football for the past few years or something?
User avatar #42349 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/07/2015) [-]
There is always a QB who just has your number. Everyone has one. Eli is the one for Brady. I think the Giants are more difficult than the Eagles because they have better receivers and better defense. Their secondary got demolished by injuries and Victor Cruz was gone in a few weeks. The Eagles couldn't beat any good team without a ton of Luck (literally, luck threw a pick on a drive where a FG would ice the game).
#42198 - Ken M (02/06/2015) [-]
well, twice. But you get the point
User avatar #42166 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, Colts have an easy af schedule

Home: Houston, Jacksonville, Tennessee, New England, New York Jets, New Orleans, Tampa Bay and Denver

Road: Houston, Jacksonville, Tennessee, Buffalo, Miami, Atlanta, Carolina, Pittsburgh

2 hardest games are at home. Calling it now, 13-3 Colts
User avatar #42167 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/06/2015) [-]
Their schedule is easier than last year. Last year they had Denver on road, Ravens, Dallas on road, Eagles, Patriots. And that was it for hard games, they easily won 11 games but lost every single hard game. They played a Bengals team that stinks in the playoffs and then beat an injured Peyton, then got absolutely demolished by the Patriots.

This year, the hardest games are the Bills and Dolphins on the road. But I also think New England is going to give them trouble and if NO gets their act together, they will be tough too.

I think they will
1. Sweep their own division - 6 wins
2. Win 2/4 of the AFC East - 2 Wins
3. Win 3/4 of the NFC South - 3 Wins
4. Lose to Denver or Pitt - 1 win
12-4
User avatar #42168 - themanwithnoplan (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm counting on NO still crashing and burning

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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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