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hawaiianhappysauce

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#85 - she didn't actually kiss him, she covered it with her hand...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Regrets 0
User avatar #86 - thathorse (09/04/2014) [-]
Still the whole point was that she liked him, and was dropping subtle hints I guess that could be considered subtle add the fact that she asked him to prom he probably could have gotten a real kiss Maybe more if he played his cards right
#32917 - last chance to join the nfl pick em group: Name: fjg… 09/04/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32904 - Welker suspended for 4 games. Good Luck Denver.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #32905 - PopcornViking (09/03/2014) [-]
oh no

now peyton only has both thomas's and sanders to target
#15 - aaaand that would be fraud.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/03/2014 on White girl heaven +4
User avatar #27 - pitifulsoul (09/03/2014) [-]
Even better.
Sue for $20 million for each fraudulent card
User avatar #44 - sefi (09/03/2014) [-]
Only in america.
#32903 - You start tom brady over romo?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32918 - MillionsKnives (09/04/2014) [-]
Going to depend on a game to game basis, but Brady will get the nod in a tie.
#290 - I'm going to be honest here. I stopped gaming because develop… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#32895 - One girl picked Eli manning. I laughed. 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32893 - The top ranked QB in RA is Geno Smith... I picked m… 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32891 - carson palmer.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32892 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
FUck I didnt see him haha. Whats qbs are in FA
User avatar #32895 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
One girl picked Eli manning. I laughed.
User avatar #32893 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
The top ranked QB in RA is Geno Smith...

I picked my QBs last btw
#32888 - As a patriot fan, I think he will make the superbowl one more … 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +2
#32887 - Alright, here is my fantasy starters and bench: QB - …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32890 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
Cutler is a risk. Get a back up qb
User avatar #32891 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
carson palmer.
User avatar #32892 - damandan (09/03/2014) [-]
FUck I didnt see him haha. Whats qbs are in FA
User avatar #32895 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
One girl picked Eli manning. I laughed.
User avatar #32893 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/03/2014) [-]
The top ranked QB in RA is Geno Smith...

I picked my QBs last btw
#198 - And those movies (probably the really old ones) suck. The bes…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on Godzilla 0
#199 - newprinny (09/01/2014) [-]
Even if you don't like the older ones, it doesn't change the fact that Godzilla is only ever malicious in like 3-4 movies and in all the others he's neutral and only attacks when provoked or is actively trying to save earth, dood. It fit Godzilla's character to be the protector of earth because that's what he is a lot of the time.
#128 - what about the scene where he is at the bridge and ther… 09/01/2014 on Godzilla 0
#124 - You mean the underwhelming atomic breath? Please. 09/01/2014 on Godzilla -7
#123 - The last godzilla movie was pretty disappointing. Your …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Godzilla 0
User avatar #163 - newprinny (09/01/2014) [-]
Actually in nearly every movie (or at least more than half) Godzilla is seen as the "protector" of Earth, making him the good guy of the movie, dood.
User avatar #198 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/01/2014) [-]
And those movies (probably the really old ones) suck. The best ones are Godzilla vs Destroya, Biolante, 1985, 2000,
#199 - newprinny (09/01/2014) [-]
Even if you don't like the older ones, it doesn't change the fact that Godzilla is only ever malicious in like 3-4 movies and in all the others he's neutral and only attacks when provoked or is actively trying to save earth, dood. It fit Godzilla's character to be the protector of earth because that's what he is a lot of the time.
#127 - anon (09/01/2014) [-]
I dont think he cared for them, just didn't bother with them because they were little threat
User avatar #128 - hawaiianhappysauce (09/01/2014) [-]
what about the scene where he is at the bridge and there are ships around and he could easily wipe through them, but instead he stops and dives under. OR, the really bad scene where the main character and godzilla look at each other and godzilla looks sad or something. It was fucking stupid.
#32826 - still, you have to pray your late picks really step up this ye… 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32799 - not a big college football fan.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32800 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
fair enough, NDSU though...
#32796 - puffin post?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32797 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they're on page 2, I have 2 unpopular opinion posts about NCAAF
User avatar #32799 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
not a big college football fan.
#32800 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
fair enough, NDSU though...
#32791 - I think the NFL makes these rule changes for 3 reasons: 1. T…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32793 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
I also really hate how Goodell is pushing so hard for a team in London. It just won't work until the Super Sonic Jet comes back. The only reason he wants one there is for money, which even then he's fooling himself as England prefers Soccer and Cricket to NFL.
#32789 - i see that as the nfl's way to try to prevent seattle from win…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32790 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah, they were practicing about as much as teams would BEFORE the new CBA.
#32787 - over practicing? Like practicing outside of practice?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32788 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
nope, just practicing longer than scheduled, too much contact, and too many padded practices. The team got fined $300k
User avatar #32791 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
I think the NFL makes these rule changes for 3 reasons: 1. To weaken seattle. 2. To give peyton a superbowl. 3. fantasy football, more points = more fun (idiotic idea)
User avatar #32793 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
I also really hate how Goodell is pushing so hard for a team in London. It just won't work until the Super Sonic Jet comes back. The only reason he wants one there is for money, which even then he's fooling himself as England prefers Soccer and Cricket to NFL.
User avatar #32789 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
i see that as the nfl's way to try to prevent seattle from winning. Lets face it. The NFL only cares about the product of football, and since Seattle has a tendency to make people angry, they are trying to eliminate them from the superbowl.
User avatar #32790 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah, they were practicing about as much as teams would BEFORE the new CBA.
#32785 - im concerned about seattle the most. They look like a team th…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32786 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they also just got fined for over practicing, they'll come back down, but I agree that they'll still be beasts.
User avatar #32787 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
over practicing? Like practicing outside of practice?
User avatar #32788 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
nope, just practicing longer than scheduled, too much contact, and too many padded practices. The team got fined $300k
User avatar #32791 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
I think the NFL makes these rule changes for 3 reasons: 1. To weaken seattle. 2. To give peyton a superbowl. 3. fantasy football, more points = more fun (idiotic idea)
User avatar #32793 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
I also really hate how Goodell is pushing so hard for a team in London. It just won't work until the Super Sonic Jet comes back. The only reason he wants one there is for money, which even then he's fooling himself as England prefers Soccer and Cricket to NFL.
User avatar #32789 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
i see that as the nfl's way to try to prevent seattle from winning. Lets face it. The NFL only cares about the product of football, and since Seattle has a tendency to make people angry, they are trying to eliminate them from the superbowl.
User avatar #32790 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah, they were practicing about as much as teams would BEFORE the new CBA.
#32783 - I'm picking seattle to win game 1... 43 - 14. That's my pick.… 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32782 - problem is that you played oakland... who was lead by Schaub. …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #32795 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
question, how do you feel about my puffin posts?
User avatar #32796 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
puffin post?
User avatar #32797 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they're on page 2, I have 2 unpopular opinion posts about NCAAF
User avatar #32799 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
not a big college football fan.
#32800 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
fair enough, NDSU though...
#32784 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
meanwhile, Brewers are starting to prove the damn sports journalists right... fucking Cards won't go away and might overtake them tonight
#32801 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Speaking of the NL Central, the Brewers will have to watch out for the Pirates as well. As long as the Cardinals lose, I don't really care who wins the division
User avatar #32785 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
im concerned about seattle the most. They look like a team that wont lose any games. Their offense has improved dramatically. Their defense is the best in the league. They will probably go at least 14-2 this season.
User avatar #32786 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they also just got fined for over practicing, they'll come back down, but I agree that they'll still be beasts.
User avatar #32787 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
over practicing? Like practicing outside of practice?
User avatar #32788 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
nope, just practicing longer than scheduled, too much contact, and too many padded practices. The team got fined $300k
User avatar #32791 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
I think the NFL makes these rule changes for 3 reasons: 1. To weaken seattle. 2. To give peyton a superbowl. 3. fantasy football, more points = more fun (idiotic idea)
User avatar #32793 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
I also really hate how Goodell is pushing so hard for a team in London. It just won't work until the Super Sonic Jet comes back. The only reason he wants one there is for money, which even then he's fooling himself as England prefers Soccer and Cricket to NFL.
User avatar #32789 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
i see that as the nfl's way to try to prevent seattle from winning. Lets face it. The NFL only cares about the product of football, and since Seattle has a tendency to make people angry, they are trying to eliminate them from the superbowl.
User avatar #32790 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah, they were practicing about as much as teams would BEFORE the new CBA.
#32779 - work is half of it, you lack the talent though.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/31/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#32780 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
idk, again, we looked fantastic again during the preseason, our pass defense played better (especially our 2nd team), run defense does need work, and Pepper and Mathews possibly can compensate. BITCH DON'T BASH MY PACKERS! WE WILL ALWAYS WIN!
User avatar #32783 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm picking seattle to win game 1... 43 - 14. That's my pick. A SLAUGHTER. This kind of loss will hurt the spirit of greenbay players and it will hurt their confidence in some of these big games.
User avatar #32782 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
problem is that you played oakland... who was lead by Schaub. you played lousy defenses all preseason. the patriots scored 30 on carolina in week 3, the "dress rehearsal" of the preseason. They also gave up 1 touchdown near the end. what did oakland do? Score 21 and have their poor defense allow over 30.
User avatar #32795 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
question, how do you feel about my puffin posts?
User avatar #32796 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
puffin post?
User avatar #32797 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they're on page 2, I have 2 unpopular opinion posts about NCAAF
User avatar #32799 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
not a big college football fan.
#32800 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
fair enough, NDSU though...
#32784 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
meanwhile, Brewers are starting to prove the damn sports journalists right... fucking Cards won't go away and might overtake them tonight
#32801 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
Speaking of the NL Central, the Brewers will have to watch out for the Pirates as well. As long as the Cardinals lose, I don't really care who wins the division
User avatar #32785 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
im concerned about seattle the most. They look like a team that wont lose any games. Their offense has improved dramatically. Their defense is the best in the league. They will probably go at least 14-2 this season.
User avatar #32786 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
they also just got fined for over practicing, they'll come back down, but I agree that they'll still be beasts.
User avatar #32787 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
over practicing? Like practicing outside of practice?
User avatar #32788 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
nope, just practicing longer than scheduled, too much contact, and too many padded practices. The team got fined $300k
User avatar #32791 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
I think the NFL makes these rule changes for 3 reasons: 1. To weaken seattle. 2. To give peyton a superbowl. 3. fantasy football, more points = more fun (idiotic idea)
User avatar #32793 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
I also really hate how Goodell is pushing so hard for a team in London. It just won't work until the Super Sonic Jet comes back. The only reason he wants one there is for money, which even then he's fooling himself as England prefers Soccer and Cricket to NFL.
User avatar #32789 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/31/2014) [-]
i see that as the nfl's way to try to prevent seattle from winning. Lets face it. The NFL only cares about the product of football, and since Seattle has a tendency to make people angry, they are trying to eliminate them from the superbowl.
User avatar #32790 - saltyfries (08/31/2014) [-]
yeah, they were practicing about as much as teams would BEFORE the new CBA.

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