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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
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#129562 - Basically it's Liam Neeson being awsome: Basic plot: …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #129563 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
Aside from the death and drugs, that sounds kinda sexy. We took head counts all the time (I was with a group of about 10 people) and took a lot of safety precautions so I don't think it would be likely that anything that extreme would happen. It didn't and that's what matters
User avatar #129565 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
I think you have problems...
User avatar #129566 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #129570 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't see how being kidnapped and raped and sold through a sex trade would be sexy. Unless you were referring to Liam Neeson being sexy then, yes, Liam Neeson killing everyone is awesome.
User avatar #129572 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I didn't mean all of that, just the sex slave part. I'm kinda horny so most things seem sexy now
User avatar #129637 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you sound like the perfect woman?
User avatar #129651 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
CaptainSarcastic, I'm glad you came
User avatar #129670 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Haven't came yet. But why?
#129671 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Keepin this hoe in check
#129560 - You can't trust anyone in Paris, have you seen the movie Taken?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #129561 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I've heard of it but I don't think I've seen it, at least not recently
User avatar #129562 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically it's Liam Neeson being awsome:

Basic plot: His daughter meets a cute guy in a cab, he gets her appt number and him and a bunch of guys basically kidnap them and rape them, drug them, and traffic them through a sex slave trade (but not liam neesons daughter because she was a virgin and was worth a ton of money do old Indian sultans, but her friend was raped and died because they overdosed her with drugs).

So keep that in mind.
User avatar #129563 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
Aside from the death and drugs, that sounds kinda sexy. We took head counts all the time (I was with a group of about 10 people) and took a lot of safety precautions so I don't think it would be likely that anything that extreme would happen. It didn't and that's what matters
User avatar #129565 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
I think you have problems...
User avatar #129566 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #129570 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't see how being kidnapped and raped and sold through a sex trade would be sexy. Unless you were referring to Liam Neeson being sexy then, yes, Liam Neeson killing everyone is awesome.
User avatar #129572 - pkmntrainerdani (04/26/2014) [-]
I didn't mean all of that, just the sex slave part. I'm kinda horny so most things seem sexy now
User avatar #129637 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Has anyone ever told you that you sound like the perfect woman?
User avatar #129651 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
CaptainSarcastic, I'm glad you came
User avatar #129670 - CaptainSarcastic (04/26/2014) [-]
Haven't came yet. But why?
#129671 - usarmyexplain (04/26/2014) [-]
Keepin this hoe in check
#129536 - > Had sex > beta Pick one. 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#129535 - There is more to this though. He played super smash brothers …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129537 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
So it seems that he lost a purpose in life. That's a crushing loss since that's the only thing that really gives us definition. He needs to find a goal for his life then
#129509 - He's been like this for a year.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129511 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh...that's a different situation then
User avatar #129535 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
There is more to this though. He played super smash brothers brawl and he was a top competitor and he thought he was the shit because of it. Then people started getting better at the game and he was losing and he felt worthless because that's all he had as an identity, then he turned to this mumbo jumbo because (I believe) that he needs a new identity. So for about 2 years he has been talking about this stuff, which can help people but at the same time he comes across as crazy and weird. He preaches on how to learn and focus but he doesn't actually do that, which is why he spent 3 years worth of money on college and cannot finish his last year. He is basically throwing his life away because he is using this crap as an excuse to "live happy" and at the same time not do what he preaches people to do...
User avatar #129537 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
So it seems that he lost a purpose in life. That's a crushing loss since that's the only thing that really gives us definition. He needs to find a goal for his life then
#129495 - My friend is the white kid in the video. Is he goin…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #129498 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Crazy can be defined by many things. If it's a recent breakup, just give him time to reorient himself.
User avatar #129509 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/25/2014) [-]
He's been like this for a year.
User avatar #129511 - ScottP (04/25/2014) [-]
Oh...that's a different situation then
User avatar #129535 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/26/2014) [-]
There is more to this though. He played super smash brothers brawl and he was a top competitor and he thought he was the shit because of it. Then people started getting better at the game and he was losing and he felt worthless because that's all he had as an identity, then he turned to this mumbo jumbo because (I believe) that he needs a new identity. So for about 2 years he has been talking about this stuff, which can help people but at the same time he comes across as crazy and weird. He preaches on how to learn and focus but he doesn't actually do that, which is why he spent 3 years worth of money on college and cannot finish his last year. He is basically throwing his life away because he is using this crap as an excuse to "live happy" and at the same time not do what he preaches people to do...
User avatar #129537 - ScottP (04/26/2014) [-]
So it seems that he lost a purpose in life. That's a crushing loss since that's the only thing that really gives us definition. He needs to find a goal for his life then
#251 - What is this from? 04/25/2014 on Black science man +1
#23465 - Kings can't hold a lead. 04/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23462 - Bruins are losing too right now, so they might fall 2-2 04/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23460 - Also, any info on why?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23466 - hockeykicksass (04/25/2014) [-]
i havent seen anything, i just saw this on facebook
#23459 - He's talking the Tom Brady strategy (leave prego gf, get model… 04/25/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23450 - Bust 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#19 - It's **** . They dropped my name is earl for it. 04/24/2014 on Women's Mood Scale +2
#32 - Love those guys. Redlettermedia rules. 04/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#83 - "you thumb me and I thumb you" No thanks... 04/24/2014 on Batman theme song 0
#121 - It has to go to 4chan to go "full circle" 04/24/2014 on Ship just got sunk 0
#120 - It means that they are more pleasing to mate with and are more… 04/24/2014 on Ship just got sunk +1
#276 - For an officer you have an interesting username. 04/24/2014 on And they say marijuana is bad. 0
#203 - Still better than the no pile.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on the job market 0
#204 - firesky (04/24/2014) [-]
Of course.
#270 - Or you could roll DK and have magic based stuff and NO MANA. 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? 0
#23422 - Seattle too... that's rough. 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23421 - I disagree. I think Ravens will go 9-7 with Losses @ bengals,…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #23447 - kkKhris (04/24/2014) [-]
Panthers have no weapons on offensive other then Cam and The Dolphins are still going to be the Dolphins so i don't see how. the rest i could see beating us but I'm still hopeful
User avatar #23456 - skullnigga (04/25/2014) [-]
they got some d tho
#23420 - No, you are playing the NFC east, which is not the NFC west or… 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23419 - Also, AFC south has to play the AFC east and NFC West, that's … 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#23418 - Well, colts don't have the EASIEST schedule. That would proba… 04/24/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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