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#110 - what school did you go to?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #111 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
To answer a few of your posts into one...

Neither of those companies products interests me. Apple has stopped being innovative with their software and hardware and Google is grabbing everything and anything that's popular and creating their own better twist to it. Unfortunately, this is led me to believe that Google is more of a melting pot of ideas than a place where I could write meaningful innovative software.

I prefer a smaller company feel because I would have more say with how a certain product get designed and developed.

To answer your schooling question; University of Calgary
User avatar #114 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Ah, Canada, I should have known. Now it all makes sense. Because in America no company would commit 16 months for an internship unless it was 4 Summers for 4 months (totaling to 16 months of course).
User avatar #118 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I know I am fortunate to have my current opportunity.
User avatar #120 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't blow it.
#108 - for google. 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
#107 - woops wrong reply...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #109 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
Haha, had my confused for a second there...
#106 - I say this because I know another kid who had 4 years of exper…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #108 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
for google.
User avatar #107 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
woops wrong reply...
User avatar #109 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
Haha, had my confused for a second there...
#105 - Then you should be golden and apply for a job in google or apple. 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
#104 - But you are missing my argument here. Employers for those STE… 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
#98 - That's really really really good dude. With that you will hav…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #103 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
If I am to be honest;

as a third year student I have done many things outside of school and I currently already have 2 years of experience.

I made mobile applications since the end of my first year of education which resulted me landing contract work for a different company. So during the semester I would be randomly thrown a contract and I would complete it and send it back to them.

I've worked hard both inside and outside of school in order to become good and what I will be doing
User avatar #110 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
what school did you go to?
User avatar #111 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
To answer a few of your posts into one...

Neither of those companies products interests me. Apple has stopped being innovative with their software and hardware and Google is grabbing everything and anything that's popular and creating their own better twist to it. Unfortunately, this is led me to believe that Google is more of a melting pot of ideas than a place where I could write meaningful innovative software.

I prefer a smaller company feel because I would have more say with how a certain product get designed and developed.

To answer your schooling question; University of Calgary
User avatar #114 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Ah, Canada, I should have known. Now it all makes sense. Because in America no company would commit 16 months for an internship unless it was 4 Summers for 4 months (totaling to 16 months of course).
User avatar #118 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I know I am fortunate to have my current opportunity.
User avatar #120 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't blow it.
User avatar #105 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Then you should be golden and apply for a job in google or apple.
#90 - 16 month internship? Where did you swing that?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #96 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
My program at my university offers a internship program to people with reasonable GPA's and that have completed their third year.

Internships will either by for 1 semester ( 4 months ) 2 semesters ( 8 months ) 3 semesters (12 months ) or 4 semesters (16 months ) depending on what the employer is looking for.

I'll be working as a Software Developer Intern during the period of time. Though because of the field I am going into my salary is probably a little higher than other fields aside from Engineering
User avatar #98 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
That's really really really good dude. With that you will have 1 year of experience under your belt which would basically be a shoe in for a job. If you can't find a job after college then you really screwed up somewhere.
User avatar #103 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
If I am to be honest;

as a third year student I have done many things outside of school and I currently already have 2 years of experience.

I made mobile applications since the end of my first year of education which resulted me landing contract work for a different company. So during the semester I would be randomly thrown a contract and I would complete it and send it back to them.

I've worked hard both inside and outside of school in order to become good and what I will be doing
User avatar #110 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
what school did you go to?
User avatar #111 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
To answer a few of your posts into one...

Neither of those companies products interests me. Apple has stopped being innovative with their software and hardware and Google is grabbing everything and anything that's popular and creating their own better twist to it. Unfortunately, this is led me to believe that Google is more of a melting pot of ideas than a place where I could write meaningful innovative software.

I prefer a smaller company feel because I would have more say with how a certain product get designed and developed.

To answer your schooling question; University of Calgary
User avatar #114 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Ah, Canada, I should have known. Now it all makes sense. Because in America no company would commit 16 months for an internship unless it was 4 Summers for 4 months (totaling to 16 months of course).
User avatar #118 - directasshault (04/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I know I am fortunate to have my current opportunity.
User avatar #120 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't blow it.
User avatar #105 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Then you should be golden and apply for a job in google or apple.
#89 - yeah, by putting in a shitty healthcare system. That was smart...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
#139 - turok (04/16/2014) [-]
The real problem is he's trying to fix the system and the republicans don't want to fucking fix it,they want the wealthy to live tax free and the poor man have his fucking paycheck ripped from his hands.
User avatar #435 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
That's pretty ludicrous.
#87 - That's if you get a job lol.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho 0
User avatar #447 - jokerjack (04/17/2014) [-]
Only reason I posted was because I already accepted the aforementioned job. I graduate in two weeks and then start later next month
User avatar #450 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/17/2014) [-]
Doing what? What country are you in?
User avatar #451 - jokerjack (04/17/2014) [-]
Electrical Engineering. USA. I don't see what the big deal is. I beat the average of what my classmates got offered but not by anything outlandish. I just also had a handful of internship experiences. Most graduate with 30-50 grand in debt, and then start off with 60-75k jobs
User avatar #452 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/17/2014) [-]
You see, you had internships. Also you did Electrical Engineering. Add those two together and you get a job out of college. This is the only major that actually matters.
User avatar #453 - jokerjack (04/17/2014) [-]
Naw, there's lots of majors that lead to real jobs. Getting real world experinece before graduating is definitely almost a necessity to give a leg up on all the other entry level recent grads. GPA just needs to be above 3.0. Anything above that doesn't matter too much, then it's how many past experiences you have and how well you interview
User avatar #454 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/17/2014) [-]
I don't agree. I did two stem majors. I did Statistics and Pure math, had over a 3.0, went to a university, and had one internship in engineering. I passed 2 actuarial exams and still cannot get an actuarial job. I've been told that it's because I didn't get an actuarial internship. So basically I would have been better off not going to school and passing 2 exams then go to school and get an internship while young then get a job.
User avatar #455 - jokerjack (04/17/2014) [-]
Uh, yeah. Getting an internship rather just more school is definitely the way to go. That's what I meant by past experiences.

A place will be more willing to hire you when they know you've done this kind of work in the past and done well at it. Passing extra exams and getting certificates doesn't really mean much at all

Plus, I can't think of an actual job for a statistics or math major off the top of my head, besides being a professor. Sorry
User avatar #456 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm applying for actuary positions. That is the statistics job I seek.
#83 - I hate to say this but every degree is a useless degree. Most…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Seriously tho -3
User avatar #151 - voltkills (04/16/2014) [-]
what a load of shit, most employers list a degree as one of the minimum requirements for a job, experience and connections help but if you dont have a degree youre fucked.
#237 - knightra (04/16/2014) [-]
If you look at most job sites you'll see that that "skills and experience" usually have high standards. so not only do they want a specific degree but also want those "years of experience" that recent grads are very likely not to have and even if they did they are then to compete with a room full of people who're older, have connections/networks and better than you and want the same job.

User avatar #240 - voltkills (04/16/2014) [-]
yea, experiance is often listed, but that guy suggested a degree was useless, its as important as connections and experiance.
#247 - knightra (04/16/2014) [-]
yeah, sometimes a degree can be useless, it's a matter of how you use it. I know many people who've worked hard for 4+ years and they got their science-related degree, some are going for their masters and the others are doing work that doesnt even need a degree/isnt related to their studies.

I know a few that were lucky enough to do a co-op/intern right after grad and eventually got into a decent work. but for the most part even finding an entry level job relating to your degree is hard and for someone who's spent 4+ years and 50,000(average) in loans they deserve better.
#134 - devout feminist (04/16/2014) [-]
The thing is most employers actually want proof that you aren't just jerking them off about what you know
User avatar #121 - incest (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, then you got people like me, who study in the Arts where the most important thing in your interview is your portfolio, with experience just being a ribbon on it.

Taking a Fine Arts program in Animation.
User avatar #97 - gammajk (04/16/2014) [-]
Some things, unless you're a savant, require higher education. Computer science/engineering, mathematics, physics, etc. There's a ton of information in fields like this and it can be very difficult to grasp if you're just reading out of a textbook. It also helps to have some sort of guidance as to which textbooks to read and what order to learn things in. That's where college/university comes in. Is it worth tens of thousands of dollars? In my opinion, no, I think information should be free and subsidized by the government.

Most of what I just said isn't applicable to a lot of shit that education facilities are pushing. Women's studies, liberal arts, etc etc. Instead of being based in knowledge, practice and everything else needed for something like mathematics, they're based on arguments and philosophy. They are "opinion" classes, places where people go to listen to arguments and be indoctrinated with some agenda as absolute truth.


And after all that, if you want a stable job with a nice income and good career prospects, you don't even need college or university. Go down to any electrical, carpentry or plumbing place, whatever suits you, and ask to shadow them, for free, for a couple days. Chances are you won't get turned down too much and it shows potential employers you're ready and willing to work. If you don't like the field, then no loss, if you do like it, great, you're pretty much guaranteed a job. The barrier into trades is much smaller than a lot of people think.
User avatar #104 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
But you are missing my argument here. Employers for those STEM degree jobs you speak of want the 3-5 years of experience and networking is crucial to finding a job. I have my job as a sub teacher because my mother is a teacher, I had my internship in engineering because my aunt was an engineer there, the closest real job I got was a marketing job because my cousin worked there. I didn't get it (I also wasn't too interested).
#127882 - sex was bad. 04/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127881 - Wrong, wrong, wrong. Women never go for boring. 04/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#140 - I really liked the first Jak game... then they got beligerent … 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
#62019 - Do you follow that William guy a lot?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62028 - schnizel (04/16/2014) [-]
Who?
User avatar #62076 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/16/2014) [-]
Dr. William has like tons of videos similar to the one you posted recently (the one about Haiti) .
User avatar #62112 - schnizel (04/17/2014) [-]
yeah yeah
#62018 - I mean, it's not african but there are probably more blacks th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62031 - schnizel (04/16/2014) [-]
It's still Arab and made by Arabs. It does not matter how much nigga construction workers work there.
#62017 - Have you seen dubai?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #62018 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/15/2014) [-]
I mean, it's not african but there are probably more blacks than whites there.
User avatar #62031 - schnizel (04/16/2014) [-]
It's still Arab and made by Arabs. It does not matter how much nigga construction workers work there.
#22913 - My reasoning behind the bruins losing in the first round is th… 04/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#22906 - I've made my NHL bracket. Most of you probably won't like the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #22907 - silvermarsh (04/15/2014) [-]
Interesting picks, agree with your first round except I've got Tampa and NYR winning.
My con. finals are Avs-Kings and TB-Pitt, and my final is Kings-Pitt with LA taking it.
I like it. I wouldn't complain about seeing a Canadian team win the cup for the first time since 93 (although it was the Habs that time also). I also would love to see Selanne go far.
User avatar #22913 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/15/2014) [-]
My reasoning behind the bruins losing in the first round is that they are good against shit teams and their whole division sucks. They went on a long winning streak against bad teams then lost to Montreal in a shootout. I hate Montreal but they are such sissy teams that know so well on how to dive and trick refs to getting penalties that they will probably win. It's something I've noticed with the NFL too.

Last year the Ravens won even though they were the most penalized team in the league. Then Seattle became the most penalized team in the league, yet both teams won the superbowl because the refs don't want to give people the impression that they are controlling the playoffs. So they let most of the obvious calls go by. In short, the dirty team usually wins. Since Montreal is playing dirty, they will win. I mean.

Combine this with vegas controlling the games and you have yourself a fixed Superbowl / Stanley Cup.

#127819 - The learning environment is not the professor's job, that's yo… 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#127818 - Not to mention it's poor grammar. That would turn the guy off I bet. 04/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#258 - Falco was a strong character in Melee and Brawl. A very popul… 04/15/2014 on Super Smash Bros Mewtwo 0
#40 - 77% pvp resilience sounds fucking retarded though. So if I no…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Frodo Ballsag 0
#43 - hockeybrown (04/15/2014) [-]
Thats why they also have pvp power, which counter acts pvp resilience. My character who is missing 6 pieces of the best pvp gear currently has 59% pvp power so I am close to counter acting the pvp resilience given to all level 90s
#182 - I don't know man... If brawl didn't include Mewtwo or Young Li… 04/15/2014 on Super Smash Bros Mewtwo 0
#17 - 77% resilience sounds good though. I didn't play during catac…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Frodo Ballsag 0
#26 - hockeybrown (04/15/2014) [-]
Nah blizzard gave every level 90 77% PVP resilience. He is in mostly in gear called Timeless Isle gear which is rather easy to obtain.
User avatar #40 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/15/2014) [-]
77% pvp resilience sounds fucking retarded though. So if I normally do 10k damage (which is probably 100k damage or something now) in pve, I really do 2300 damage in pvp? Wouldn't that make tank classes that specialize in hp and defense basically invincible???
#43 - hockeybrown (04/15/2014) [-]
Thats why they also have pvp power, which counter acts pvp resilience. My character who is missing 6 pieces of the best pvp gear currently has 59% pvp power so I am close to counter acting the pvp resilience given to all level 90s
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Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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