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hawaiianhappysauce

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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
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#88904 - This is from my facebook, yes.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #88905 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
..wow
User avatar #88906 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/26/2015) [-]
The guy covered in teal has been acting like a fucking cuck for about a year.
User avatar #88908 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes I like to be edgy and pretend like these people are being given death sentences by a Nazi Officer for the crime of being such incredible pussies and cucks. Then he just executes them with a good ol fashioned Walther P32
User avatar #88910 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/26/2015) [-]
The thing is, I would love to open a can of worms and debate him and his "black mentor." But I just got hired for a real job and I don't want them looking at my facebook and going "nvm."
#88900 - Do other people have that 1 guy who always rants about muh whi…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #88936 - topoftherock (06/26/2015) [-]
"we aren't the ones being repressed"
User avatar #88979 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/27/2015) [-]
I would throw statistics and totally destroy their arguments, but Facebook is not the place to do that. That kid has turned into the biggest cuck I know.
User avatar #88927 - kanadetenshi (06/26/2015) [-]
"Racial segregation is bad. So let's segregate the races and rate them differently"
User avatar #88903 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
Is this actually from your Facebook?
User avatar #88904 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/26/2015) [-]
This is from my facebook, yes.
User avatar #88905 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
..wow
User avatar #88906 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/26/2015) [-]
The guy covered in teal has been acting like a fucking cuck for about a year.
User avatar #88908 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
Sometimes I like to be edgy and pretend like these people are being given death sentences by a Nazi Officer for the crime of being such incredible pussies and cucks. Then he just executes them with a good ol fashioned Walther P32
User avatar #88910 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/26/2015) [-]
The thing is, I would love to open a can of worms and debate him and his "black mentor." But I just got hired for a real job and I don't want them looking at my facebook and going "nvm."
#88899 - Danaeryus is the true heir though, even though she is a moron,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #88902 - lulzforfukushima (06/26/2015) [-]
The Mad King was overthrown by the rest of the Kingdoms and Houses. Targaryans are banished from throne-hood. Not to say I don't like her but Stannis has the most reputable and current heir to the throne. Your argument is equal to saying some fagget 200 years go was usurped as King and so his great-great-great-great-great-grandchild should be King.
#22 - Picture 06/24/2015 on Art 101 0
#116 - Picture 06/24/2015 on Struggle with living with... +9
#31242 - Pratt could have said something to stop him. A simple "p… 06/24/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#31188 - Natalie Portman already butchered star wars, now she might rui…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#31190 - hirollin (06/22/2015) [-]
not quite. they wanted her as the ideal actress to play the role. obviously they won't get her since it's tv, but they want someone like her.

so this begs the question, is someone who is trying to be like natalie portman and failing better or worse than an actual natalie portman? Because aspiring to be like natalie portman is like aspiring to be poop, so is failing at being poop a good thing? like the antithesis of poop? She would be failing at being poop which would be the opposite of poop, which I guess would be food?

Either way, I want neither natalie portman nor an aspiring natalie portman to be on Star Trek.

I mean come on, we all saw Thor and Star Wars Prequels.. She can't do sci fi.
#31187 - I know CGI is necessary, but JW uses it excessively. Little t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on Television - cartoon... +1
#31198 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
Nostalgia is a good thing. I don't see the next one being like that.
#68 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Change is coming, gentlemen +1
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#31158 - Gee, the lack of humility before cinema that's being displayed…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... +2
#31170 - anon (06/21/2015) [-]
The problem with movies that use cgi isn't how much is used, but how good it looks. CGI in movies is a thing now. Big blockbusters will have it like SW7, superhero movies, etc. Avatar is viewed as a great film and JW isn't. Avatar uses way more CGI then JW yet people shit on it. JW needed CGI , just like avatar, but the doesn't lie there. If the movie sucks then it sucks . But JW didn't have gross looking CGI, so that's not the problem. If you don't like movies with CGI then go watch something else because cgi is here to stay.

Tl;Dr JWs problems don't lie solely on its cgi. So don't go blaming CGI as the killer of cinema.
User avatar #31187 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/22/2015) [-]
I know CGI is necessary, but JW uses it excessively. Little to no animatronics. Say what you want about Jurassic Park 3, but at least they put in some effort to avoid CGI at all cost. Mad Max used real cars and had a couple moments with CGI, but I didn't care as much because it was little to none.

I think my post was pretty damn accurate. This movie relies so much on the work of a superior director and leeching off nostalgia.
#31198 - anon (06/22/2015) [-]
Nostalgia is a good thing. I don't see the next one being like that.
User avatar #31163 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2015) [-]
you can't control the box office, the box office, uh...uh.. finds a way.
#90 - It says beer sandwiches 06/21/2015 on Playing Charades Can Be... +1
#26 - weak... 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
#22 - **hawaiianhappysauce used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **hawaiian…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Highest roll defeats Admin 0
User avatar #26 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
weak...
#31104 - They used a gross amount of CGI. I would prefer the CGI in th… 06/18/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#48063 - I hate baseball because it's boring as hell.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
User avatar #48064 - saltyfries (06/18/2015) [-]
you're boring as hell
#48062 - But could a decathelon athlete play basketball at any NBA leve… 06/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48059 - Lebron has 2 gold Olympic Medals... Ctrl…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48061 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah but just check out others who have way more than him. There is no way he could be a decathalete. Also keep in mind that American football has way more people having way more roles than a basketball team. In basketball you can have 2 great players and they make the team. In football you can have a good running back and a good quarterback but they naturally are going to need the other players for the team to be good. There is a much larger team in football than in basketball. Don't follow the whole idea that he is somehow the greatest athlete than any other athlete in any other sport and that he could somehow be a better football player than, lets say, Jerry Rice.
User avatar #48062 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
But could a decathelon athlete play basketball at any NBA level? No. No Baseball or Hockey player could play basketball either. The only athletes I can recall that could play at a high level in 2 sports was Bo Jackson and Deion. But they are retired so...

The best way to look at it is this perspective. Lebron is clearly the best Basketball player, but how much better is he than the second best basketball player? Then you ask that same question about the best NFL player (probably Aaron Rodgers), MLB player (I don't watch baseball, but MLB is a slow and lazy sport), and NHL Player (Crosby or Ovechkin). The gap for Lebron is much higher and we saw that in the playoffs. He dragged a bunch of misfits to the NBA finals and single handedly had a better shot at beating Golden State, best offense and defense, than Houston (4-1) and Memphis (4-2). This is without Kyrie for 5 games.
#48057 - You really don't think that Lebron is the most gifted athlete …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48058 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
No, because there are so many more gifted athletes than him. Like Olympic athletes. They are way more talented than him.
User avatar #48059 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #48061 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah but just check out others who have way more than him. There is no way he could be a decathalete. Also keep in mind that American football has way more people having way more roles than a basketball team. In basketball you can have 2 great players and they make the team. In football you can have a good running back and a good quarterback but they naturally are going to need the other players for the team to be good. There is a much larger team in football than in basketball. Don't follow the whole idea that he is somehow the greatest athlete than any other athlete in any other sport and that he could somehow be a better football player than, lets say, Jerry Rice.
User avatar #48062 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
But could a decathelon athlete play basketball at any NBA level? No. No Baseball or Hockey player could play basketball either. The only athletes I can recall that could play at a high level in 2 sports was Bo Jackson and Deion. But they are retired so...

The best way to look at it is this perspective. Lebron is clearly the best Basketball player, but how much better is he than the second best basketball player? Then you ask that same question about the best NFL player (probably Aaron Rodgers), MLB player (I don't watch baseball, but MLB is a slow and lazy sport), and NHL Player (Crosby or Ovechkin). The gap for Lebron is much higher and we saw that in the playoffs. He dragged a bunch of misfits to the NBA finals and single handedly had a better shot at beating Golden State, best offense and defense, than Houston (4-1) and Memphis (4-2). This is without Kyrie for 5 games.
#48051 - > Nascar > Sport Like anyone cares about a … 06/18/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48033 - He did play really well on defense and had a big game 4 and 6.… 06/17/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#48032 - I think you meant live on, but I'm loving it... so... LOVE ON. 06/17/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#77 - I wanna see too 06/16/2015 on She is 53 years old 0
#48020 - No, but I watched most of the games. The ducks got screwed ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48022 - thisistheguy (06/16/2015) [-]
That's because they have jackasses like Cory Perry and Stoner. And when your offensive strategy is to kick the living shit out of one of the least physical teams in the league, yeah you're gonna get a lot of penalties called on you.
#48017 - I think they mean that he is the most talented among all baseb…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48055 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
No, it's pretty fucking far from the truth.
User avatar #48057 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
You really don't think that Lebron is the most gifted athlete in the US? Come on man. When this guy joins a team, they immediately become an NBA finals contender. Do any Hockey Players, baseball players, and NFL players have that kind of impact? Hell, Brady and Rodgers are probably the most important players in the NFL, and they don't make 5 straight Superbowls.
User avatar #48058 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
No, because there are so many more gifted athletes than him. Like Olympic athletes. They are way more talented than him.
User avatar #48059 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #48061 - sphincterface (06/18/2015) [-]
Yeah but just check out others who have way more than him. There is no way he could be a decathalete. Also keep in mind that American football has way more people having way more roles than a basketball team. In basketball you can have 2 great players and they make the team. In football you can have a good running back and a good quarterback but they naturally are going to need the other players for the team to be good. There is a much larger team in football than in basketball. Don't follow the whole idea that he is somehow the greatest athlete than any other athlete in any other sport and that he could somehow be a better football player than, lets say, Jerry Rice.
User avatar #48062 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/18/2015) [-]
But could a decathelon athlete play basketball at any NBA level? No. No Baseball or Hockey player could play basketball either. The only athletes I can recall that could play at a high level in 2 sports was Bo Jackson and Deion. But they are retired so...

The best way to look at it is this perspective. Lebron is clearly the best Basketball player, but how much better is he than the second best basketball player? Then you ask that same question about the best NFL player (probably Aaron Rodgers), MLB player (I don't watch baseball, but MLB is a slow and lazy sport), and NHL Player (Crosby or Ovechkin). The gap for Lebron is much higher and we saw that in the playoffs. He dragged a bunch of misfits to the NBA finals and single handedly had a better shot at beating Golden State, best offense and defense, than Houston (4-1) and Memphis (4-2). This is without Kyrie for 5 games.
#48014 - But the refs did **** over every team the Blackhawks fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #48018 - thisistheguy (06/16/2015) [-]
You a Ducks fan?
User avatar #48020 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/16/2015) [-]
No, but I watched most of the games. The ducks got screwed over the most.
User avatar #48022 - thisistheguy (06/16/2015) [-]
That's because they have jackasses like Cory Perry and Stoner. And when your offensive strategy is to kick the living shit out of one of the least physical teams in the league, yeah you're gonna get a lot of penalties called on you.

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