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Date Signed Up:7/25/2011
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#46 - Tom Brady?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on yea, i can do that +1
User avatar #49 - gibroner (07/08/2014) [-]
si
User avatar #50 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
Now that I read the description, I get the joke.

But I would still take Tom Brady over most QBs.
User avatar #51 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
And by most I mean all of them.
#29631 - Doubtful. I think a player like that wants to play for a team…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29732 - spazzin (07/08/2014) [-]
>not getting the joke
User avatar #29769 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
Can you explain the joke?
#29775 - spazzin (07/08/2014) [-]
#29630 - He tolerated Randy Moss. 07/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#29625 - That's what I'm saying. Maybe he will lose a year and Clevela…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29626 - MillionsKnives (07/08/2014) [-]
You honestly think that Belichick would deal with a player that cancerous?
User avatar #29630 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
He tolerated Randy Moss.
#29623 - Josh Gordon got a DUI. Here is what i think should happen. …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29629 - spazzin (07/08/2014) [-]
If anything, he'll leave Cleveland and go to the Dolphins
User avatar #29631 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
Doubtful. I think a player like that wants to play for a team who will win.

Right now I consider Miami a "semi playoff team." I wouldn't be shocked if they made the playoffs next year. If you want an idea of where semi playoffs teams stand here is my list:

Playoff Caliber teams (very good shot at making playoffs):
Patriots, Broncos, Seattle, 49ers, Saints, Panthers, Green Bay, Colts. These Teams had a good Roster last year and it will probably carry into next year in terms of expectations. All of these teams made the playoffs last year. Most of them made the playoffs the year before. And some continually make the playoffs.

Semi Playoff Caliber teams: Miami, Chargers, Chiefs, Cardinals, Rams, Detroit, Jets, Bengals, Ravens, Steelers, Falcons, Giants, Redskins, Eagles, Dallas, Houston.
These teams I think have a shot of making the playoffs either because their division is bad or because they can get a wildcard spot. They are all capable of beating Playoff teams. For Example: Houston, despite being the worst in the league, almost beat Seattle, but lost in OT. They almost beat the Patriots too, when the Patriots had Gronk.

Non playoffs teams: Titans, Cleveland, Bears, Vikings, Tampa Bay, Bills

There teams are forgettable. Titans have not done shit lately, Cleveland is a poor team, Bears have a shitty QB, Tampa Bay stinks, Bills are just sad.

Shit teams that don't stand a chance because of poor ownership: Jacksonville for sucking, Oakland for not spending any money for players.
User avatar #29732 - spazzin (07/08/2014) [-]
>not getting the joke
User avatar #29769 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
Can you explain the joke?
#29775 - spazzin (07/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #29624 - saltyfries (07/08/2014) [-]
he's suspended for the year as it is... maybe indefinitely until he gets his shit together
User avatar #29625 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
That's what I'm saying. Maybe he will lose a year and Cleveland will get rid of him for being a liability. Then he gets his shit together once he is a Patriot. I would trade him for a Rob "injured list" Gronkowski.
User avatar #29626 - MillionsKnives (07/08/2014) [-]
You honestly think that Belichick would deal with a player that cancerous?
User avatar #29630 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/08/2014) [-]
He tolerated Randy Moss.
#805 - MFW my object. 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass +3
#142771 - It's not really the age that surprises me, it's the Cashier th… 07/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#61 - I feel bad for Romo. He does put up good stats and he has mor… 07/07/2014 on Not gay 0
#142671 - I'm going to have to ask you... why are you interested in a …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #142743 - wholovesorangesoda (07/07/2014) [-]
well i am not sure if he is much older..he has a beard...an epic beard so it makes him look a little older and more manly
User avatar #142771 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/07/2014) [-]
It's not really the age that surprises me, it's the Cashier thing that surprises me. If he is 30 and a cashier then there is something seriously wrong with his life. He won't make good money too. I'm just saying that you are making a big mistake.
#142619 - There are 3 choices. 1. The honest way out. 2. The cowards… 07/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142616 - I think this is just you being desperate for a relationship. … 07/07/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#621 - Why is admin posting stuff will remind me about how pathetic I… 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +3
#603 - This one is better IMO. 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
#593 - I think I remember you posting this. 07/07/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
#29519 - If by superior you mean better at "selling it." Then yes. 07/05/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#141985 - Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141986 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
#141983 - I do immerse myself with people, they just so happen to be only guys.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141984 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but a lot of this stuff is a very secluded logic. Thinking women don't watch porn, thinking women don't masturbate. I was thinking you were like fifteen or sixteen.
User avatar #141985 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.
User avatar #141986 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
#141980 - I'm actually 24...  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141982 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Then you need to immerse yourself with actual people. You need to go outside and experience shit.
User avatar #141983 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I do immerse myself with people, they just so happen to be only guys.
User avatar #141984 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but a lot of this stuff is a very secluded logic. Thinking women don't watch porn, thinking women don't masturbate. I was thinking you were like fifteen or sixteen.
User avatar #141985 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.
User avatar #141986 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
#141977 - Is it like what men do shoot a few nuckleheads then go t…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141979 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
You seem pretty young. Yes, women masturbate.
User avatar #141980 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm actually 24...
User avatar #141982 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Then you need to immerse yourself with actual people. You need to go outside and experience shit.
User avatar #141983 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I do immerse myself with people, they just so happen to be only guys.
User avatar #141984 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but a lot of this stuff is a very secluded logic. Thinking women don't watch porn, thinking women don't masturbate. I was thinking you were like fifteen or sixteen.
User avatar #141985 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.
User avatar #141986 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
#141973 - Also, I have questions 22-33. fyi. 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141972 - My counter question for the following: 11. Sounds li…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141978 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
11: It's not outwardly obvious, as long as they're wearing a decent bra, you can't tell.

15: Population control. Think about how many.. drug addicts, poverty people, homeless people can't afford birth control. Also, it's not that much. My birth control personally costs $10 a month. So you're one of millions, for you, at a maximum it'd be $10 a year.
#141970 - I'm going to need more details some of these: for 5: …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #141976 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
5: It is a little bit, but for me it is arousing to bring whomever pleasure. Like if I stopped, then they're shit out of luck. Kinda like how watching women moan on porn is hot?

8: Cause they feel cool, duh.

10: Yea? Both? I mean if I was.. I dunno, playing games on my computer, I wouldn't shove a pen up my cooch for shits and giggles. It's exploritory.
User avatar #141977 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Is it like what men do shoot a few nuckleheads then go to bed ?
User avatar #141979 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
You seem pretty young. Yes, women masturbate.
User avatar #141980 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm actually 24...
User avatar #141982 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Then you need to immerse yourself with actual people. You need to go outside and experience shit.
User avatar #141983 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
I do immerse myself with people, they just so happen to be only guys.
User avatar #141984 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Yea but a lot of this stuff is a very secluded logic. Thinking women don't watch porn, thinking women don't masturbate. I was thinking you were like fifteen or sixteen.
User avatar #141985 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/04/2014) [-]
Well, women tend to scorn you if you watch porn.
User avatar #141986 - thirdjess (07/04/2014) [-]
Again, not so much. I mean yea if I'm like the next room over, that is alone time shit. But otherwise.. everyone watches porn.
#141966 - Well, given this post is 4 hours later and he probably is at w… 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#141965 - 1. You don't let him down easy. Just flat out destroy his se… 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#141963 - More questions: 22. How long are the cramps when you are … 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #1 - vissova (06/28/2013) [-]
Takes major balls not to remove a comment with -100 thumbs. Respect to you, sir.
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